Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain Chapter 634: : How dare you laugh?

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One, two, three, four ... Soon, six or seven hundred people poured in, filling up the original actor's position, and the conversation was so continued.

After the last person in the previous phalanx, he waved his hand to say goodbye to the audience and walked out of the field. After speaking his own line, the newcomer finally found an opportunity to speak.

"Speaking of this foreign culture, I knew a person, especially advocating foreign culture, especially the culture from the mainland of Xiyi, which is not admirable!"

The first actor in this phalanx is also standing in the middle of the crowd, obviously its status is extraordinary, and the lines are longer than the average person. But after he finished speaking, he returned to the queue and punished the station with a silly smile.

Next, these six or seven hundred people told another joke about Li Si-nao who over-respected the foreign culture. It was also a ridiculous story that was overcast, and a large number of people were added at the end of the story. In preaching and propaganda, it was also impossible to find a point of laughter during the whole process, but two people on the rostrum were still rolling with laughter.

Xuan Mo couldn't help it, got up and walked to Wang Lu, hesitated and then squatted down and patted his shoulder: "Hey, I said, just that story, where is it funny?"

Wang Lu is thumping at this time, listening to Xuan Mo asking, and raising his head to answer: "Ha ha ha, I, ha ha, with you, ha ha, say, ha ha ha ha, just that ha ha ha ha ha ha, no good I must finish laughing ... "

Xuan Mo froze for a while: "I know, please laugh slowly."

When she returned to her seat, she always felt like she was being played by a fool.

Soon after, the second phalanx finished telling the story and exited one after another, and the third phalanx entered the stadium with a neat pace. The same scale of six or seven hundred people also brought a new long story ......

The only difference is that after the story is finished, Wang Lu and Wang Wu laugh a lot less.

It seems that for Jin Dan real people, laughing more than two hours in a row is also a huge burden. Xuan Mo thought of it and glanced at Wang Lu, but he was keenly aware that when he rolled on the ground, he seemed to have taken something from the mustard bag and wanted to send it to his mouth.

As a fairy, Xuan Mo's reaction speed is so quick. When his thoughts turned, he extended his invisible hand to hold Wang Lu's hand, forcing him to show what was in his hand.

Two billowing pills.

"What is this?" Xuan Mo asked, and at the same time he already broke the answer, "Hah, forget the panacea? A panacea that can make people fall into extreme joy, forget all their worries and laugh? Is this your laughing point? "

Because someone was so raped in bed, Wang Lu could n’t deny it, so he got up from the ground and kicked the master who was still laughing, indicating that she did n’t have to laugh anymore.

"Haha, I, hahaha, just hahaha, I have taken hahahaha, medicine, hahahaha."

"... Well, then you laugh slowly." Wang Lu sighed and said to Xuan Mo, "In fact, all this is a misunderstanding."

Xuan Mo ca n’t wait for a slap fan to pass: "Do you really think this kind of reason can fool?"

Wang Luzheng said: "I am not fooling anyone, but trying my best to help some people who need help. Those actors who perform cross talk on the court need our laughter and Applause! So I have to dedicate laughter to them even if they are taking drugs! Of course, it ’s best to laugh if you do n’t take drugs, unfortunately ... "

"... It turns out that you also know that the comics they talk about are not funny at all!"

Wang Lu said: "Well, as long as it is not an idiot, they will not find their crosstalk funny, but at least they are very positive energy, very main melody, very educational ... you listen, now I am not talking about how Treat foreign cultures correctly! "

"Crosstalk is not good for teaching!"

Wang Lu said: "This question can be discussed later, but the problem now is that apart from preaching crosstalk, they will not talk about other crosstalk."

"Then do n’t ask them to perform!"

Wang Lu shrugged: "Then they are going to starve to death. These actors are actually very pitiful, except for this kind of funny cross talk, they don't have any other cross talk at all. I found them in the opening ceremony. Before, most of them survived in their respective art circles. Fortunately, some monarchs like art, so they can still rely on some places to eat and eat together ... But there is no lack of those who do n’t even have the qualifications to connect, really What about starving crosstalk actors. "

"Then what?"

"Then, I think this opening ceremony is an opportunity to show their situation to others. Believe me, these talents are more representative of the overall situation of Kyushu mainland's crosstalk than those fame and fortune crosstalk actors. "

"What about then?"

Wang Lu said: "This opening ceremony is our Wan Xianmeng to show you all of today's Kyushu, compared to blindly show off, I am more willing to let you see a real Kyushu mainland. In fact, you don't think Do these actors look like us? "

"Oh?"

Wang Lu pointed to an actor who was struggling to express his lines: "Look at him, although there is only one line, but at least the moment he performs, that line is all he has, and he will do his best. "

Xuan Mo glanced coldly at the field: "The expression is stiff, and the lines are also misspelled. Is this his best effort?"

"Yeah, although it ’s not worth it to you and me, it ’s all of them."

While speaking, Wang Lu waved his hand and saw that the scene in the competition field changed suddenly. In addition to the crosstalk of hundreds of people, there are many more pictures.

Xuan Mo's heart is just a sigh.

According to the regulations, no one should interfere in the field in the show. Wang Lufang brought out a lot of pictures with a wave of his hand. It was not that he used magical spells, but ... he had already set a time!

That is to say, is he even a good conversation at this moment? !

But soon she did n’t have time to think about these things, because the pictures in the field had been extended.

The daily life of those comic actors is recorded.

It's unbearable to look straight at everyday. I saw a shabby woman in a shabby thatched house, said hoarsely: "Lao Zhang, yesterday the second brother and sister-in-law came again."

The man named Lao Zhang frowned, "Here comes to ask for money again? I told them that I will definitely pay it back, as long as Zhang Yuanwai holds another cross talk meeting, I will make money back." They. "

The woman just sighed: "When will Zhang Yuanwai hold another cross talk, and even if it is done again, will you be invited to go? The last performance wasn't it funny?"

Lao Zhang patted the table angrily: "I ’m stealing from the famous master in the county, how can it not be funny ?! And entertaining, the young master of Zhang's family is not lawless and needs someone to persuade Is he good? "

The woman opened her mouth and did not speak.

Lao Zhang is more angry: "I know what you want to say, it ’s useless to teach and enjoy, right? The paragraph I learned is not funny, right? You wait, I can come up with funny in these two days. Duanzi! "

Then the picture changed, but Lao Zhang stammered in a barren river and said: "Then, and then he turned his head in a hurry afterwards. It doesn't matter if he turned his head, guess what? He saw his wife. "

After talking, Lao Zhang froze for a while, looked at the gurgling river, grabbed his disheveled hair, and repeated it again.

"It doesn't matter if you turn your head. Guess what, he saw him and his wife."

After being silent for a while, Lao Zhang spoke again and repeated the sentence: "He saw his wife ..."

Speaking of this, even he himself can clearly feel how boring and dull this line is.

How about seeing his wife? Is there anything funny? It should be there, should it? ! But if there is, why no one laughs, why no one laughs when I talk about crosstalk!

I just want to make a cross talk, I just want to hear someone laugh! Why, why not ...

"Hahaha!"

Suddenly, he suddenly raised his head and laughed. The laughter echoed in Shino, as if joyful, but always somber. And half smiled, Lao Zhang was crying.

"Why, why is it not funny at all, why!"

And then, the story ends here, and the picture changes, but it is a close-up of an actor who is reading lines on the field.

It ’s Lao Zhang, but he looks much more energetic than in the story. He is wearing a brand new plain robe without patches, and his hair has been carefully repaired. The wrinkles on the surface seem to be smoothed out.

Although he has only one line, at this moment, he has poured everything into this line.

"It doesn't matter this turn around, guess what? He saw his wife, ha ha ha ha!"

In the last sentence, six or seven hundred people on the field laughed in unison.

——

Xuan Mo was dumbfounded on the rostrum.

And outside the competition, the audience who watched the program through the broadcast signboard was also shocked.

What's going on like this? ! Why did those clumsy comic actors suddenly illuminate humanity! ?

If the previous group comic talk performance was just a disgusting farce, then now looking at Lao Zhang ’s smiling face, people suddenly feel a little warm and gratified. Some people even lifted their lips slightly.

Wang Lu said with pride: "Look, the audience has used their expressions to give the show the most impartial evaluation!"

"Is this kind of compliment and compassion appreciable also proud of ?! This ... is simply fraud!"

Wang Lu said: "How can it be fraud, Lao Zhang is really just a clumsy craftsman, I just show his clumsiness just right."

"This artistically greased and powdered display itself means untrue!"

"You also know that this is a show, this is a big show, a show, not a news interview, you questioned whether I should use artistic expressions, don't you think it's ridiculous?"

Xuan Mo was suddenly speech-stricken, especially when she saw that the few purely immortal Dixian around her had been deeply infected. When she began to laugh with the laughter of the comic actors on the field, she was really speechless. Too.

"Okay, you won this time."