Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain Chapter 90: : All of you perverts are going to die
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When Xiaoling returned to sober, she found that she was standing outside the courtyard of the other courtyard. She was still wearing that exquisite long dress, and the water vapor after the shower did not completely dissipate, just ... back Leaning against the sunset, the slender figure cast in front of him seemed so lonely and sad.
Stunned for a while, Xiao Ling'er's mind gradually brewed with emotions, and there was a weird smile on the corner of the girl's mouth, and then she walked towards a certain direction in the county.
At the same time, Wang Lu and Wen Bao squatted in a remote alley, each holding a cake and cooked meat, enjoying themselves.
"Brother Wang Lu, do you think Sister Ling ... is it really okay?"
Wang Lu swallowed the meatloaf in his mouth and smiled: "Relax, women are born actors. Did n’t they have an errand to confirm your identity? It can be seen that she has broken into the enemy, probably soon You can build merit. "
"... But, I always feel that Sister Ling has made a great sacrifice."
"What can be sacrificed? It wo n’t really be taken advantage of by others. On the contrary, it will be held by the stars and regarded as a fairy. The guy must be distraught in his heart! Know that there is no one on Lingjian Mountain. Had praised her for her beauty? "
Wen Bao thought for a while: "Really ... why? Sister Ling is really pretty."
Wang Luchi laughed and said: "What good is it to look beautiful? The temperament is there, it is difficult for people to look at her as a woman, just like my master, objectively speaking, she is also a beauty? Do n’t say a woman Now, would you treat her as a human being? "
"... this is true."
"Right? But as long as Xiaoling's willing to play, it's no problem to fool a rogue in the mountains, it must be said ..." Wang Lu frowned, "That is a little thin, but this year Do n’t have too much perverted lo*ic*n, maybe that **** just happens to be her bitch! Poor **** are scarce, hahahaha! ”
Although Wen Bao did n’t understand it too well, he saw his brother smiled happily, and then he laughed, but stopped halfway.
At the alley, a girl leaned against the setting sun, and a slender shadow was cast, which just covered his vision.
It seems that night falls.
Wang Lu raised his head and saw the girl, who was about to smile and said that he would welcome triumph, but the next moment ...
"Wang Lu, I'm going to kill you!"
The girl stepped forward with an astonishing prestige, like a figure, and punched Wang Lu in the face.
Boom!
The boy flew out like a cannonball, then banged and was printed on a dirt wall.
Fighting people like hanging pictures, a good freehand drawing!
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"... It turned out to be the case, and I didn't expect things to change like this."
With a heavy dark circle, Wang Lu made a distressed expression, so sighed.
Fang Cai, Xiaolinger talked about her experience in the other courtyard with humiliation-of course, Wen Bao has been rushed to a distance, it is Wang Lu and her separate conversation. Such a history of humiliation in life, if one more person knows, one more mouth will be destroyed!
However, Wang Lu was also dumbfounded at the dramatic change. No matter how professional he is as an adventurer, he never expected that such a dramatic change would happen. Nothing!
Dare to discriminate against flat chest! It's against you!
Wang Lu then sighed: "Sister Ling, I really aggrieved you ... Poof!"
It was originally intended to try to comfort the girl who was so devastated, but when it came to it, she couldn't help laughing.
Of course, the result is that Sister Ling is hung on the wall again.
"Laughing again, I will hit you as the culprit and remember nothing!"
Wang Lu touched another dark eye and said, "I do n’t smile, I do n’t smile anymore, I have deeply realized my mistake ... I will definitely give you sincere compensation after going back."
Little Linger just gritted her teeth: "Who wants you to compensate! How can you compensate?"
Wang Lu thought for a while: "Actually, I know there are a few remedies for breast enhancement, Sister Suzhou ..."
Boom!
Walking down the wall for the third time, Wang Lu sighed helplessly: "Sister Ling, are you going to practise the magical skill of Ma Liang? No matter how, I won't really become a secondary element!" "
"I, I ..." Xiao Ling'er also talked a little bit, because carefully speaking, Wang Lu could not even count it, it wasn't that it hurt her. But what should I do if the resentment in my heart is hard?
Wang Lushen said: "Of course it is the culprit who has the debt and the main debt. Find the real culprit to get revenge."
Xiao Ling'er Yi Xing Lan: "How to go? The dive into the plan failed."
Wang Lu is also a little embarrassed: "Yeah, I did n’t think that guy was so perverted and completely lacking a normal aesthetic ... If you do n’t go this way, it ’s really difficult to get into Fuchu. Neither Wenbao nor I am good at Sneaking and changing monks. "
Xiao Ling'er snorted: "Don't do it positively, I'm so annoyed by going around like this."
Wang Luxin said that you are upset only for another reason ... When you first let you betray you, were n’t you also happy?
However, I really want to play head-on ... Wang Lu is still a little hesitant. With the current lineup, he can win the last six stars and four stars. It is difficult to win the opponent.
And if you ca n’t catch it, this blow is equivalent to beating the snake. It will be harder to find the main altar and catch the head in the future. And after this time, it is likely to provoke retaliation from the other party, complicating the situation.
If possible, it ’s best to sneak in, because up to this point, the biggest advantage they still have is that the enemy is secret.
So the question is back to the original point, how to sneak into the government and catch the two adulterers? ****
Beauty plan is the most effective, but unfortunately the boss lady looks better and her body is not good, but besides the boss lady, where can you find a good-looking person with strong fighting ability who can hold the strong foundation monk? Do you want to go back to the mountain to catch Zhuang Ding again? The disciples have long been in the south and the sea in the north, and they have gone all the way around, and Zhuang Ding is not so good at grasping.
Ah, if someone who is missed by Yue Xinyao is here, you can make some patterns yourself. Now it ’s okay, there is only one flat chest, one fat man, one ...
Wang Lu sighed, lowered his head, his eyes just saw a puddle on the ground, the water surface was flat like a mirror, reflecting the teenager's slightly anxious face.
Hey, wait, there seems to be a way!
"Sister Ling, please wait here for a while and the fat man, I have an idea."
Sister Ling thought he was anxious and waved her hand weakly: "Go and go."
After about a meal, when Xiao Ling'er was standing a little bored at the alley and was about to leave, suddenly someone came from afar.
It was a beautiful young girl with medium build and elegant appearance. The woman was wearing a gorgeous long dress, which added a bit of flamboyance and femininity to the beautiful face. Unlimited style.
Meeting this person, Xiao Ling'er frowned subconsciously, especially seeing the tall chest of the girl, even more secretly hostile.
Heck, where are these characters from this remote county? It stands to reason that all of them should be malnourished. People in a small county should look like a small county! To grow so **** is to be a professional nanny! ?
Then, in the complicated eyes of Xiao Ling'er, the strange woman suddenly turned to smile at her and walked straight away.
"... You have something to do with me?" Xiao Ling'er felt uncomfortable, especially after the other party stood still, he seemed to be provocatively standing upright, seemingly provocative!
"Oh, it's me."
"Who are you? Do I know you?" Xiao Linger replied subconsciously, and then completely froze.
Because that voice is so familiar, it is clearly ...
"It's me, can't hear it? I can't use false sounds, shouldn't I?"
The lady boss feels her chin is about to fall on her feet.
"Wang Lu !! @ #! @ # !?"
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"Haha, the girl ’s surname is Wang Minglu, are you two coming soon to worship?"
"..."
"In short, because none of you are useful, it is only I who personally think about it. It is by no means a special hobby."
"..."
"It's also a magical opportunity to see the reflection on the water just now ... Alas, although we can't talk about how handsome and handsome, but while the second sexual characteristics of adolescence have not fully developed and matured, the cameo was barely able to do it."
"..."
"Do n’t just open your mouth in a daze, please give me some comments. Is it still good for me now? It took a little time to do it. It should be almost the same. The details need to be pondered.
"..."
The boss lady and Wen Bao still have a horrified expression. The stone carvings generally stand on the spot and stay still.
Wang Lu shook his head helplessly, and then reached out to touch the boss ’s chest ...
Boom! Another figure painting.
A two-dimensional figure painting reluctantly said: "... Aren't you very spiritual? The unprepared posture just now was a snake out of a hole?"
The boss lady blushed and covered her chest with her hands: "Smelly rogue, deadly perverted, you ... simply disgusting!"
Wang Lu jumped off the wall and retorted angrily: "Isn't it you who are flat-handed and incompetent! If not, why would you let me be a good man and betray me? Is my psychological pressure great?"
"Dead metamorphosis! Stay away from me! Also, don't breathe, your metamorphosis will pollute the air of the entire county!"
"Fuck, you flat-headed arrogant!?"
The proprietress was very angry, but she turned her eyes and could not help wondering: "You say I have flat chest ... But you big man, what's going on with that chest? It doesn't feel like it is filled with cotton apples"
Wang Lu sighed and patted his chest, making a thumping noise.
"This ..." The proprietress stunned, and immediately realized, "You adjusted the shape of the ribs !? Good fellow, you have secretly practiced this kung fu!?"
Wang Lu laughed sarcastically: "Why is it the bones that are not phased? Isn't it the bones that you practice? Although it's uncomfortable, it's not a problem to hold on for a day or two. , It ’s not much different from the real guy. "
"Tangtang Wuxiang bone makes you use it like this, really ..."
"The upper beam is not right, the lower beam is crooked. It is estimated that this practice has produced many more unrestricted usages in Master's hands, such as the third leg bone and the like ... I am a little worm. Now, without much gossip, I'm going to lure away. "
The lady boss was taken aback: "Here we go? So direct? There must be a reason? Before, I played with Wen Bao for a good show!"
"That's because the two of you are too weak, so I have to increase the foreplay! But why do I need to lubricate with my strength?" Wang Lu sneered, "You'll see well later, let you know Let ’s take a look at professional adventurers! "
"Is it a pervert for professional adventurers ..."
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Sometimes, a group of three came to the door of the other courtyard again. The boss and Wen Bao peeped in the dark. Wang Lu from the women's clothing walked out of the hiding place with a confident smile.
Under the shadow of the hiding place, Wang Lu knows where to find a bottle of fine wine, and then points at his neck for a burst of spatter, and the wine is suddenly full of alcohol!
Then Wang Lu's steps became stumbling and swaying, swinging left and right, like a concubine drunk.
In the dumbfounded tongue of the boss lady, Wang Lu opened her mouth softly, making a thin cry.
"You are dead and have no conscience ... When you have a newcomer, you will forget me. At the beginning, all the oaths were deceptive!"
The lady boss just thought there was another thunder and thunder on her head, and she was about to faint with a black eye!
Here, this is really too ruining the world view. Although for the monks of Wang Lu ’s level, changing the sound line to make a feminine false sound is easy. In fact, even Wenbao can do it. However, when I think of the lovelorn woman who sorrows for the sake of drinking, the real identity is that of Wang Lu ...
Sorry, I still look for my chin on the ground.
On the other side, Wang Lu cried while walking towards the entrance of the other courtyard, intentionally or unintentionally.
The two strong men in the nursing home naturally saw this drunk woman under the night curtain, and they both frowned. They always felt that things seemed a little strange. Quan Dang watched the drama. Although the drunken woman looked embarrassed, she looked pretty good when she looked closely, especially the pair of weapons on her chest.
The two looked dull, pretending to be loyal and guarding the house, but they couldn't stop their sights, but after a while, they didn't need to act like that.
Because the woman stumbled and rushed into the arms of the strong man!
The strong man was stupid at the time, subconsciously wanting to push the woman away, but the drunk woman was so strong that she firmly grasped his arm and could not break free.
"Your men don't have a good thing! Both are new and old, and greedy!"
"You ... let go!" The strong man came out in cold sweat. If this was seen by the housekeeper or even the fairy master, he would not be able to keep his job. But although the woman was drunk, it was hard to hide the beauty of the country, and he couldn't bear it if he wanted to start.
The other strong man was stunned for a while, and wanted to come to help. Who knows that the woman saw him approaching, immediately crying more severely, fell to the ground and refused to move!
In the middle of trouble, the courtyard door opened, and the housekeeper was angry: "What the **** are you doing outside !? Annoyed the fairy master, who of us has good fruit to eat!?"
The two warriors hurriedly talked about the incident, and then lifted up a drunken woman for the housekeeper.
The housekeeper frowned when he was smoked, but when he saw the appearance of the woman, especially the white clothes on the chest under the messy shirt ...
"... damn, I gave pillows when I was asleep." The butler gritted his teeth, reached for a mysterious servant in the courtyard, asked him a few words, and then said to the two warriors: "You two Take me this woman into the house. "
"Ah? But this woman ..."
The butler gritted his teeth and said: "Damn, although the origin is unknown ... But where did you manage so much at this time! The fairy has long been uninterested in the original batch of women, but where in our small county town can we find him? 'S stunning beauty? Got one before and was scorned! "
"But, will it ...?"
"The magic circle of this house is arranged by the fairy master, so we do n’t need to worry about it."
The two warriors nodded. Anyway, the housekeeper took the idea. The two of them were only responsible for the execution, and they carried the already drunk woman into the courtyard door.
The butler personally postponed, looked at the left and right, and carefully closed the courtyard door, muttering in his mouth: "This chest is big enough, much stronger than the man-in-law."
At the same time, in a dark corner nearby, the old lady who watched the whole process spewed out the old blood!
"All of you perverts ... all have to die!"