One Night Lovely Wife $5.50: Overwhelming Black Belly Husband Chapter 1589: The eldest lady shakes the audience again [16]


I can't even listen to a dirty joke, how can he be so powerful? How to assist Xiner's business empire?

So Chen Xueshu had to bite the bullet and listen.

Among these people, Huangfu Shaoyu is probably the most calm and mature.

He listened without changing his face, with a smile on the corners of his lips, and even brought his lips close to Xing Fu's ear: "Xiao Qinger, it seems that the potential you can accommodate still needs to be tapped... "

Xing Fu's face crawled with a beautiful and clear blush, and spit at him: "Your number...is better than the length~ is it good!"

"That's right, my son wins with quantity and quality. Of course, the length is also what you are satisfied with..." Huangfu Shaoyu patted his heart and assured.

He Xiaowu saw that the atmosphere of everyone was mobilized, and even Teacher Xing Fu, who was frowning just now, laughed along with her, and her face became quite rosy, she was very pleased.

So, I told jokes more vigorously: "You all judge, how can any girl dislike five centimeters too long and can't stand it? I haven't seen it on other people's TV, on the Internet, those beauties and Internet celebrities, all known as two Ten centimeters are not a big deal, everyone can hold it!"

Nalan Xiner almost broke down this time.

Twenty centimeters... She felt that her uncle should be more than that.

Yes, this question is really not suitable for dinner table discussion.

It made her look at the baguettes, cucumber sticks, and even straws on the table now...with an impure association.

I made a silent decision in my heart again. When she and uncle are done fighting, find time to take a small ruler to measure the length of uncle!

Unfortunately... I'm afraid it won't work in a short time.

That stubborn and domineering man will definitely not bow his head easily, nor will he get rid of his domineering bad habits.

Just thinking about it, He Xiaowu has already talked about the climax~climax of the joke: "What's inside, the length is really important, hey, I said, why don't we play a game tonight and throw dice It's interesting to show the length that everyone can bear, isn't it?"

Nalan Xiner almost rolled her eyes: It's interesting. Xiao Wu, you are getting bolder!

Finally, Nalan Xiner couldn't help coughing: "Xiao Wu..."

He Xiaowu was shocked and realized that Nalan Xiner had been sitting beside her for a long time, and she was patronizing and telling jokes, but she didn't realize it!

However, she immediately came over with a smile: "Xin Er, since you are here, have you heard what I said just now?"

Nalan Xiner: "Well, I heard you." Nonsense, Xiao Wu, your voice is so loud, the only ones who haven't heard are the deaf.

He Xiaowu slapped the table boldly and said, "That's great, then you can join too, Xiner, let's talk about the length you can bear..."

She didn't look very good at Xin'er, just like Teacher Xing Fu who just entered the restaurant for the first time.

Although He Xiaowu didn't know what happened, which made the calm teacher Xing Fu and Xiner so frown, but she knew that as a friend, she had the responsibility to make them happy.

Nalan Xiner looked at He Xiaowu's enthusiastic little face, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Xiao Wu, you are making a big joke!

There are two men on the table. Didn't you see Chen Xueshu bowing his head, he was about to bury himself in the porridge bowl!

"Xiao Wu, be subtle!" She coughed and reminded.

Xing Fu also hit the ground and said, "Xiao Wu, let's play this game in physiology class... Now, it doesn't seem very suitable..."

Song Junhua twitched his lips: "Xiao Wu, you put away the morals, and the straps are tied tightly, okay? Don't drop them again!"

When everyone said this, He Xiaowu laughed: "You guys are so dirty! Where do you want to go?"

Everyone looked at each other: Isn't Xiao Wu talking about a man's stuff? What else could it be?

The curious eyes all focused on He Xiaowu.

What did she say? The kind of length that women can't stand, it's not a man's stuff, what else could it be?

I want to know...


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