One Night Lovely Wife $5.50: Overwhelming Black Belly Husband Chapter 1681: The kind of joke I don’t understand [1]
Nalan Xiner resting her forehead: Se~ Girlfriend, let's keep your voice down, okay?
Didn't see the guests at the next table, all holding back their laughter and shaking their shoulders?
Let's not be so embarrassing, okay?
He Xiaowu didn't change her face, blinked her eyes, and continued to greet her warmly: "Professor Dongfang, we see that you haven't come to dinner for a long time, and we know that you must have worked hard last night. No, I specially invited the chef to make one. Niu~whip soup will nourish your body, oh yes, Xiner’s is the fish maw and deer antler soup, which is specially designed for women to nourish the face, nourish the blood and nourish the kidney!”
"Pfft—" Nalan Xiner really couldn't help laughing.
She really wanted to know what the uncle's attitude was towards a bowl of ox-whip soup.
Shouldn't he just walk away?
But, I didn't expect that Dongfang Yunhe looked calm. He first opened a chair for her and let her sit down, and then he also sat down calmly.
"Which bowl of soup is that?" He even, took the initiative to ask.
He Xiaowu immediately brought the soup over herself like a little palace maid: "Professor Dongfang, drink it while it's hot!"
Nalan Xiner just watched him helplessly, she really drank that bowl of soup gracefully!
Scared, uncle will... so obediently, drink the soup to replenish the body?
Why does she feel that the situation is not good?
Sure enough, in the next second, Dongfang Yunhe wiped the corners of his lips with a napkin, and said slowly: "Thank you Xiaowu, the taste is good. However, only the taste is not enough. Tonight, I will try the effect. How."
Nalan Xiner's mind exploded.
This man!
I actually said in public that I would try the soup tonight...
Isn't this...
Isn't it...
It was announced in public that he was going to do that shameful thing to her tonight.
She really can't wait, at this moment, the ground cracks open and let her get in!
The people at the table were stunned for a while, and then they all covered their lips and smiled.
Xing Fu coughed lightly, and whispered to comfort Nalan Xiner: "Xiner, actually... when we came just now, Shaoyu was also forced to drink a big bowl."
Nalan Xiner blinked and looked at the soft luster on Teacher Xing Fu's face. Sure enough, it was as if she had been nourished, and it was very beautiful.
Well, she feels a little better, it turns out that she is not the first to be tricked by soup!
She took a breath and pinched He Xiaowu: "Little girl, when you find a man in the future, let's see how my sister will deal with you! My sister will collect all the dirty jokes you said. Get up and show your man! Scare him to death!"
He Xiaowu hurriedly begged for mercy: "Don't, don't, don't...you come here, I can only find someone who is very pure, and I don't understand at all..."
"Pure? I don't believe it! If you find someone who is pure and can't understand your jokes, you must die of loneliness." Nalan Xiner pouted and laughed at her.
He Xiaowu said gloomily, "Oh, it's all my fault for being too deep in Taoism. Let me tell you, I just said something, but they didn't understand it. Would you like to listen to it and try it?"
"I don't want to listen!" Nalan Xiner covered her ears.
This girl must have no good words!
But, Xiao Wu has already started talking with great interest: "By the way, a group of girls are discussing, which is more comfortable to be in a loving position with her boyfriend last night, suddenly, a man wants to ask for directions in a daze, and comes over Interrupted them and said, "Excuse me, beautiful ladies, can I interject? As a result, the man was beaten with a swollen face. Xiner, do you know why that man was beaten?"
Nalan Xiner didn't want to answer, but this question is really strange, she thought about it: "Because it's impolite for boys to interject when girls are discussing private~secret matters?"
He Xiaowu laughs back and forth: "I knew, you are still so pure! I don't understand at all, hahaha..."