One Punch Man King Engine Chapter 123: Warm up before the duel

"ng, it turns out that I'm still not your opponent, but, I have something I want to ask... Do you guys like to hit eggs?"

Sony's face was ashen, and he pointed at ng and complained.

"Egg-beating? Oh no, I don't have a hobby of egg-beating. I just happened to hit your indescribable part. In other words, maybe you have the magic power to attract fists."

ng explained very carefully.

"No matter what, I am willing to admit defeat. Since the defeat is in your hands, then I am willing to take it without a fight. However, I will come out sooner or later, and then we will have to compete."

Sonic gritted his teeth tightly.

"Hey, don't be stubborn, why are you willing to admit defeat, and what are you willing to capture, you can't run?" Venerable Vest's heart-piercing words pierced Sonic's heart.

"Hmph, I'm an excellent ninja from the ninja village, and I've already practiced the word 'ninja' to perfection, how could I be knocked down by a small blow damage? If I want to escape, I only need to step With a kick, it can disappear from your eyes in an instant, so that you can't even catch a shadow."

“…”

I can't see it!

ng and Venerable Vest looked speechless at Sonic's situation at the moment.

"What are your expressions... do you think I'm lying?"

Sonic glared fiercely at Ng and Venerable Vest, his legs clamped ham and eggs, shaking constantly, his delicate face was very distorted due to the pain, his forehead was dripping with cold sweat, and the whole person looked extremely collapsed, as if masturbating too much.

Beep beep beep!

In the confrontation between several people, the police car was late.

"I lost this time, so I'm willing to bow my head, next time I..."

Before Sonic could finish speaking, his mouth was blocked. Since Sonic is a good ninja and has many means of escape, the police station deliberately used the latest special torture device made by the Hero Association to destroy Sonic's whole body. He was bound up and down by the torture tool, unable to move, and even his mouth was sealed.

Beep beep beep!

The police re-arrested Sonic and brought him to justice. After thanking ng and Venerable Vest for their help, they immediately escorted Sonic to the Stink Gai Prison. This powerful criminal can only be safe if he is detained in the Stink Gai Prison.

"It's settled."

ng looked at the police car that was going away, and had a headache for a while. I thought I could delay the duel with the tornado by virtue of the Sonic escape incident, but I didn't expect to get Sonic with almost no effort. It was really annoying.

"Come on, what should be faced is always faced, this is life."

He smiled helplessly, turned and walked towards Mike's car.

"ng, wait a moment."

Venerable vest suddenly stopped ng without warning.

"Huh?"

ng looked back at Venerable Vest in confusion, what are you making a fool of?

"ng, actually, there is one thing I wanted to tell you for a long time." Venerable Vest breathed out a sigh of relief and said slowly, "I have always been dissatisfied with your title as the strongest man. !”

“…”

What? Do you want to play with me too?

ng is speechless, it is really cold at the heights, everyone wants to climb and conquer my peak.

"But, I also know that in terms of strength, I'm not your opponent. Just now, I couldn't detect Sonic's super fast movement, but you defeated the opponent easily, no To be polite, I indirectly lost to you."

Venerable Vest stared at ng and said solemnly: "However, the title of the strongest man can't just be based on strength. Men... the most important thing is to use the kidneys."

"Going the kidney?"

ng head full of watts, what are you talking about? How come I don't understand at all?

"Huh~" Venerable vest took a deep breath, as if making a major decision, and looked at ng with awe, "ng, before you and Tornado compete, let's have a man test? Let's see who is more manly!?"

"Men's competition? Arm wrestling?"

ngsuddenly remembered the first time he met Venerable Vest at the Hero Association headquarters, when Venerable Vest stared at him aggressively, and then invited a match between men— - Wrist-wrestling, fortunately, it was not held under the mediation of Xickey, otherwise, his small arms and legs would really not be able to do each other.

Unexpectedly, after a few months, Venerable Vest once again proposed a competition between men, and it was at a critical moment in his duel with Tornado.

"Of course it's not arm wrestling." Venerable vest twitched the corners of his mouth and complained in his heart. With your arm strength to shake hundreds of tons of objects, wouldn't arm wrestling with you be abusive?

"What is that?"

"Of course, the competition between men also requires kidneys, so I decided to challenge you. Let's try a traditional men's competition that has been handed down from ancient times... farther than anyone else!"

"Pfft!"

ng stared at the solemn vest Venerable, Watt, are you sure you're not kidding, the battle between our dignified two-level heroes is... who urinates farther?

"Okay!"

After thinking for two seconds, he agreed neatly. In short, arm wrestling is stronger in this test, at least he has a chance to win, and arm wrestling, on the premise of not consuming cards, is basically a loser. , so he weighed it in his heart, and still felt that whoever urinated was far more in line with his current situation.

"ng, you don't need to be burdened, just take it as your warm-up before the duel with the tornado. It doesn't matter if you lose, after all, it can't represent your true strength."

Venerable Vest pointed forward, "There is a lawn there, and now there is no one around, we can compete with peace of mind."

"Is it open air?"

ng said in surprise ~IndoMTL.com~ Is it better to find a hidden place for this kind of thing? Is it too immoral to pee farther than anyone else on the park lawn in the city?

"Relax, I don't sense anyone around me, even if we pee, no one will control us."

The Venerable Vest took the lead and went to the lawn to wait.

ng patted his forehead and reluctantly followed. My dignified and strongest man should do such a vulgar thing, it's too cheap.

"Tell me about the rules..." Venerable vest glanced sideways and said in a low voice: "Whoever urinates farthest wins."

“…”

What's the difference between this rule and not saying it?

ng twitched the corners of his mouth and nodded silently.

"Okay, now that you understand the rules... let's start the battle!"

Venerable Vest's eyes narrowed, the muscles in his arms tightened instantly, his biceps protruded high, his blue-veined palm jerked, and with a squeak, the zipper was pulled down, his weapon was ready in an instant, and he aimed Target, ready to launch!

Ziz!

The cannonball is fired, drawing a perfect parabola, heading towards the enemy!

Boom!

The artillery fire roared and landed leisurely, and the air was filled with the special smell produced by the artillery shells.

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