One Punch Man King Engine Chapter 26: The fateful dialogue between the strongest men

"Ding, it is detected that the host's consciousness is deprived and his life is threatened, and the system automatically activates the wake-up mechanism."

"Ding, the system energy is insufficient, consume cards to replenish energy."

The system consumes two-star cards, Fanta monsters and one-star cards, Vaccine (young) in a row, and it reminds Wang Feng that he has risen to level 5 and gained 5 attribute points and 1 skill point. Unfortunately, no skills were learned.

"Ding, the energy is sufficient, the wake-up mechanism is activated!"

Ouch!

Galloping the horse, Wang Feng woke up from his daze, pushed open the car door while clutching his stupefied head, and staggered out and fell to the ground.

I didn't realize what I had just experienced! There were no two cards missing in the system.

"I know, although the luck value of king is full, but there is an old saying that 'fortunate is bad', so I must have taken into account the two characteristics of the strongest luck and the strongest bad luck. "

After he was sober for a while, he couldn't help but complain, my god, he had to be unlucky to encounter all kinds of dangers one after another, let's not talk about the weirdo, what thugs he met a few days ago, and now he's here again A car accident, this is unfortunate, and the broom star is not as unlucky as me!

"Hey, where's Mike?"

After he recovered, he stood up with the help of the car, and saw Mike fainted in the driver's seat through the broken window. He reached in and opened the door and pulled Mike out.

Clap clap clap!

"Mike, wake up..."

He slapped Mike a few times, very hard, well, he was either revenge or simply trying to wake Mike up.

"It's strange, the heartbeat is normal, and there is no injury, why is there no reaction at all?"

He checked Mike's body. He was not injured in the car accident. His heartbeat and pulse were normal. He looked at Mike's pale face: "Isn't this guy really sick? Or is he cursed by a weirdo?"

Seeing that Mike couldn't wake up, he glanced around. They had entered the edge of the urban area of ​​O City, and there were scattered buildings. However, the surroundings were inexplicably quiet. Only some insects and birds flew by, but a figure also appeared. No.

"Where's the weirdo?"

Before the car accident, he clearly heard the strange roar of the strange man, how did it disappear after a while?

"Huh? No one in the supermarket is still open? The car key is not removed from the car? It seems that the weirdo did come here just now, causing all the citizens to run away. Well, as the saying goes, a good horse doesn't eat back, weirdo I probably won't be returning, that is to say, this is a safe place for the time being."

He helped Mike to walk around the city slowly, hoping to stop a taxi, however, the street was very desolate, the car was on the road, no one was inside but the car key was inserted in the car key hole, The supermarket is also empty, but the door is open.

Kaka!

Light footsteps are heard at the intersection of the street.

"Huh? That dragon-level weirdo that Mike said?"

Wang Feng's breathing suddenly stagnated. He didn't dare to bet on who was coming, and hurriedly helped Mike into the empty supermarket to avoid it.

chu chu... chu chu...

He and Mike hid behind the shelves, their hearts pounding nervously, and the strange engine-like sound echoed in the silent supermarket, making it especially harsh.

"Damn, in the future, if you have money, you must have a heart transplant, or sooner or later this 'Emperor Engine' heart will die."

Wang Feng firmly pressed his chest with both hands and took a deep breath, hoping to restrain his beating heart.

"Well, is there anyone in the supermarket?"

A bald, hanging-eyed, baggy man appeared at the door of the supermarket, wearing a yellow Superman suit, red rubber gloves for washing dishes, cheap red rain boots, and a white cape on his back. Obvious features, I think everyone has guessed his identity.

That's right, he's the one who soon became famous... the bald cape! Saitama!

"Hey, it turns out there's no one there. It's clearly stated on the supermarket sale flyer that there's still an hour before the sale ends. Why is anyone already off work? Damn it, it shouldn't have been on that ugly monster with four faces just now. Procrastination."

Saitama held a supermarket leaflet in a depressed mood.

"Hey, what's this squeaking sound?" He scratched his face with his fingers in confusion, "It's similar to my usual fart sound!"

“…”

As soon as Wang Feng heard the voice, he knew that the person who came was not a weirdo, because no weirdo would ask "is there anyone" so politely, their question should be "who else".

"Let's go, Nice **** are on sale in P City, it's time to make up your mind to change a pair of panties. How can anyone not change their **** for more than a year, um, just convince yourself."

Saitama threw away the original supermarket sale flyer, took it out from his body, and took out another P city supermarket sale flyer, staring at the cover of Wang Feng wearing only underwear, "Well, Seeing that he is dressed well, it should be suitable for me!"

"Hey, wait a minute."

Wang Feng put down the microphone and walked out of the shelf. He saw a bald man with a familiar figure and a heroic dress standing at the entrance of the supermarket. He had vaguely guessed that the other party might be Saitama. He was slightly excited and excited. stop.

How to say Saitama has also saved several times, however, he has never had the opportunity to express his gratitude in person, not to mention that he has the current status and reputation, which is even more credit to Saitama.

For such a great gift, he must be grateful.

He walked over excitedly, his hand stretched out, ready to hold Saitama's hand to express his gratitude for years of life-saving grace.

"Hey?"

Saitama turned around suspiciously when he heard someone calling him ~IndoMTL.com~, and saw Wang Feng who was excited, his face was strange, he pointed at Wang Feng and said, "Hey, are you underwear?"

“…”

Wang Feng's excited expression froze all of a sudden, and the steps he walked over were also frozen, huh... huh... such a cold joke, you are paralyzed, dead bald, who do you say is underwear, you are underwear, you The whole family is underwear.

He took a deep breath, calmed down his inner excitement and excitement, and pointed at Saitama's bald head expressionlessly: "Hey, are you a braised egg?" Hmph, come on, hurt each other, who's afraid of whom?

Saitama was stunned for a moment, looked at Wang Feng carefully, pointed at Wang Feng's left face and said, "Hey, you have three scars?"

“…”

Nima, who is thirty-eight? I have three scars, my heroic medal, go to your sister's thirty-eight, will you speak? Can you speak well? Also, have you changed your settings? How can you speak so sharply? Isn't this the setting of the tornado?

The corner of Wang Feng's mouth twitched. Okay, let's keep fighting, right? I fear you?

He pointed to the top of Saitama's head: "Hey, are you bald?"

Saitama's eyes widened, and he shouted angrily: "Why are you so rude? Who are you saying is bald..." He said, suddenly stunned: "Hey, wait a minute, the P city supermarket sale is going to be late. ."

"I'm in a hurry, so I'll go first."

He uttered a sentence, his body assumed a running posture, his hands were clenched into fists and closed in front of his chest, his feet turned into extremely fast rolling wheels, rushing out a few hundred meters in a swish, and blinking again, the person was gone. All that was left was a flyer for a supermarket sale in O City that was blown by the wind because of his running.

Wang Feng stared blankly at the breeze rolling up the street and the leaflets floating in the air, and beckoned to the shelf: "Hey, Mike, wake up, I seem to see the bald Flash. "