One Punch Man King Engine Chapter 313: King and ?

Z city.

No Man's Land.

Boom!

king is at Saitama's house again.

"Isn't there a chance to see no one again this time?"

He recalls the first few times, each of which coincidentally happened when Saitama wasn't home.

Click!

Luckily, Saitama is at home.

"Huh? King?" Saitama opened the door in casual clothes and looked at King in surprise, "Why did you come to my house? Come in."

He invited King into the house and poured a glass of boiled water.

"Thank you."

king took the boiled water and explained with a smile: "Isn't my house destroyed by a weirdo? It's being repaired, and I have nowhere to go, so I thought of staying here for a few days."

Saitama was stunned, shook his head firmly and refused: "No, absolutely not, my house is too small and crowded, it is already very troublesome for Genos to live in, if you add you, the room will be full, you drink Give me back after this glass of water, my family really can't live with so many people."

Saitama's house is indeed very small, with a small kitchen, a bathroom and a living room. The living room is both a living room and a bedroom. At night, he will move the coffee table to the side and spread the quilt on the floor. The quilt was folded, and the coffee table was rearranged.

Then the question is, how do Saitama and Genos sleep in such a small room? It should be very compact!

king mentioned a bag of food and said meaningfully: "I brought high-quality beef and brand cabbage, and when I lived in your house, I would always supply high-quality ingredients..."

Saitama's pupils shrank, her brows furrowed, and after a long time, she asked the king, "By the way, did you bring your toothbrush?"

“…”

king smiled, glanced at the slightly messy house, and asked, "Is Genos not here?"

"Well, he hasn't come back since yesterday." Saitama leaned on the quilt, scratched his butt, and took out a manga to read with relish, "When he fought yesterday, he suffered a lot of damage to his body, so he should go to repair it. ."

"Oh." King put away his backpack, he leaned over to Saitama and glanced at the manga title, "Sunman?"

"Eh? King, have you read it too?" Saitama raised the manga, "I found this on the side of the road. I don't know what naughty kid threw it away."

"It's so boring to read comics." King pulled his backpack, opened it, and took out various game consoles, such as Xiaobawang, PSP, etc., and the types were very complete.

"Saitama, let's play games!"

"Oh!"

Saitama's spirit was refreshed, and he said full of energy: "king, let's fight!!"

Di Di!

The two set up the game console.

"Saitama, this time I'll teach you how to **** off."

king pulls out the game cassette of a classic aircraft shooting game - "Thunder Fighter".

Saitama said in amazement, "Jerking up...do you need to be taught? Are there any special skills?"

"Of course." King laughed: "I'll tell you a secret technique for jerking off. When jerking off, move your fingers quickly... up, down, left, left, right, left, and right, you can release infinite life."

Saitama was stunned, looked at his hands, and murmured, "Up and down... I can understand this, but what's the situation with left and right baba?"

"king, you seem to be very good at jerking off!"

king boasted: "That's right, I once won the championship by jerking off."

"You're so strong!" Saitama exclaimed, "king, whether it's strength, games, or jerking off, you are number one!"

king was startled and said, "Jerking off is a game!"

"I know it's a game." Saitama understood, "Genos also told me that jerking off is a man's game."

"...Hey, Saitama, don't think about it, I'm talking about jerking off, not jerking off." King's face darkened, he pointed to the game cassette and explained, "This is a fighter game!"

Saitama was stunned and said calmly, "That's right, I mean games!"

“…”

King can't laugh or laugh, he's too lazy to argue with Saitama, this guy looks stupid and cute, but he's actually very smart, maybe because of his strength, his thinking has a taste of returning to the basics

There are many things that Saitama doesn't know, but doesn't care about.

Because the things that are important in the eyes of others are just daily trifles in his mind. How can there be a supermarket sale that is important?

"Okay, the game is about to start, let me introduce the rules of the game, this is a two-player game..."

King Barabara introduces Saitama to the rules of the game.

"Do you understand?"

Saitama nodded and said, "Well, in simple terms, it's just jerking off!"

"...no problem."

King the joystick to select his fighter, and when Saitama is ready, the two enter the game together.

Whoa! !

At the beginning of the game, King showed his superb jerking skills, killing the incoming enemies one by one, and eating up all kinds of props that appeared at the same time.

Saitama is also working hard and earnestly, um, earnestly chasing the king's ass, hoping to catch up.

"Hey, king, slow down, I can't catch up with you, you are speeding, beep, beep, beep, beep, you see the traffic police are coming, and a ticket is about to be issued."

"...Saitama, don't be noisy, that's a boss, not a traffic police."

"I'm right, the traffic police is the boss of you speeding guys!"

"Get rid of it!"

"Ah, king, what's in that box-like thing?"

"That's the item box. Each item box contains various items, such as laser cannons, electromagnetic cannons, pulse bombs, etc."

"Ah? It's so good, king, save me one, don't eat it all, my plane is still shooting bullet by bullet!"

"In this game, whoever is faster will eat the props!"

"Stop joking, this is a two-player game, it's obviously a game where everyone fights together, eh, king, you ate it again, you idiot, how can I beat the boss like this?"

"Saitama, you're so noisy, I can beat the boss alone, I'm just missing a salted fish called 666 to play games with you, you just need to play soy sauce honestly."

"I don't want to lie down and win. King you are too arrogant. Sooner or later, I will overtake you by jerking off."

King and Saitama caused a quarrel because of the uneven distribution of props, oh, the main reason was that King did not give Saitama any props at all.

After all, the aircraft controlled by Saitama is a small rifle from beginning to end, and King already has high-tech weapons such as laser cannons, beam cannons, plasma cannons, etc. No wonder Saitama is anxious.

Pfft!

"Hey, Saitama, don't grab my handle, you're going to die..."

"Haha, this item box belongs to me... ah, why am I dead?"

"Nonsense, your plane is so bad, without me in front of you, of course you will die if you rush up."

"What, it's not because of king that you stole all my props, you bastard."

"I'm here to win."

"It's easier to win with me."

"Ha, Saitama, stop joking, how can you win when you **** off like this..."

"I'm very good at jerking off!"

Jingle bells!

While King and Saitama were arguing, King's phone rang, he quickly took out his phone and put it under his ear, "Hey, I'm ~IndoMTL.com~ Come to the headquarters of the association, something big..."

"What's the matter?"

"There's a guy who calls himself a weirdo at headquarters!"

"Oh, I'm not available, find someone else!"

"king, this matter is very urgent..."

"I really don't have time... eh, Saitama, shoot quickly, your jerking skills are too bad, look at me..."

"Uh, uh... jerking off? Uh, king, we'll find other S-class heroes to deal with, sorry for the inconvenience."

"Huh?"

king was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, and shouted: "Hey, you misunderstood..."

Beep!

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