One Step to The End: 0243 Let’s learn to cat meow together
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As the saying goes, there are tens of thousands of people, boundless, the large army of 300,000 corpse soldiers is even more terrifying, crowded like a tide like a sea, occupying all the streets of an entire district, even the roof and the sky The middle is full of corpse soldiers, tall, short, fat and thin.
"DaDaDa..."
A rare white corpse horse slowly walked onto the street. The corpses of corpse soldiers in Wuyangyang separated automatically and made a straight road for it. The corpse soldiers at the scene even knelt together. They lowered their wild heads one after another.
Of course!
It is not necessarily Tang Seng who rides the white horse. It may also be Daguan Zhao, and Daguan Zhao himself did not expect that he was driven across the city like a dog by the corpse soldiers, but today he changed his mind and became the owner of these corpse soldiers. .
"Good luck fooling people!"
Zhao Guanren lifted the silver helmet mask and lit a cigarette leisurely. He seemed to enjoy the appearance of thousands of corpse soldiers surrendering to him, but he should really enjoy it. Among the 300,000 corpse soldiers, only He is such a human only seedling.
"Why didn't Mrs. Zun come to see you off..."
The seven evil spirits rode out at the intersection of the giant wolf, followed by the wolf cavalry of a water, but the heavy cavalry led by Zhutou crazy followed far behind, a little mother raised an aggrieved look.
"Do you think this is where people stay..."
Zhao Guanren spit out smoke at her and said: "Three hundred thousand corpse soldiers, the corpse is so angry, if my daughter-in-law’s delicate body is contaminated, my son will not ask me to settle the account after he is born. It’s just a small battle, go and go back!"
"Then let's set off, Grand Marshal..."
The Qisha rode up to him with a smile, and halfway behind him sensibly, Zhao Guanren took out a flare gun and shot it into the sky with a "bang".
"Wow~"
The 300,000 red-eyed corpse soldiers all stood up, and 50,000 harpymen instantly obscured the sky. The sword and shield hand carried the tower shield leader and walked forward. The middle array was all spearmen, and the skeleton archer followed closely behind. There were also a large number of cavalry at the end.
"Let’s learn to meow together, meow together, and prepare to sing..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hand with high morale, and the high-ranking corpse soldiers who could talk raised their heads, all of them reflexively began the cantata.
"Meow meow meow together..."
Qingsha also likes this song very much. The black cattail flutters behind her, taking the initiative to bring a group of female cats to sing very happily. Even the giant wolves of the wolf cavalry follow and shake their heads. They have epilepsy. The appearance of the attack.
"Qingsha! How long can I leave the dark zone..."
After Zhao Guanren sang the song, he flicked the cigarette **** in his hand, hitting the hip of a female orc, and smiled at him coquettishly.
Qisha smiled and said: "If you speed up the march, you should be able to go out at 7 o'clock tonight, but we are at the center of the sky!"
"I'll go! I knew I drove a tractor, what kind of horse to ride..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head with a bad face, but Qisha smiled and said: "I have prepared a sedan chair for you. You can go in and rest when you are tired, but are you sure that 300,000 people can settle the Dark Demon? If you lose, this queen will lose her life!"
"Hey! I can't bear you to die..."
Zhao Guanrenshun touched her face with a hand, Qisha looked at him full of confidence, and did not say a little smile, but would Zhao Guanren really dispatch troops? Anyone who knows him knows that the answer is yes of.
He won't!
He doesn't even know where the archers should be. The big demon kings who can fight are shit. It doesn't mean that he has the ability to command 300,000 troops. He is only good at small gang crimes. Thirty people are basically the upper limit. He almost never won the life of thirty people.
"Oh~No! I have to pull a papa..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly covered his belly and kicked a horse and left, ran to a RV on the side of the road, jumped off the horse and got in.
"The lazy donkey grinds **** and pee more...
..."
Qingsha rolled her eyes irritably, and had to lead the wolf cavalry with him, and smiled: "Grand Marshal! You are the only human here. What's so embarrassing. It's convenient for no one to squat on the road. I will see you!"
"Hiss~oh..."
Zhao Guanren groaned in pain, and after a while, he said, "A lot of the food you gave has expired, and it broke my stomach, and I didn’t bring any paper. Come in and give me the tail. Once you use it, I'll give it back to you after you wipe it off!"
"I don't have much hair on my tail, so I can't wipe it clean. Let me find you a little fox..."
Qingsha beckoned lazily, and a white-tailed fox girl ran over immediately, and without hesitation, he raised his tail and got in.
"Hahaha..."
Who knew that the little fox girl actually giggled and laughed, and said: "My lord! No, we will be left behind if we delay any longer. Can someone serve you in the sedan chair?"
"What's the hurry?"
Zhao Guanren said with a lewd smile: "It takes seven or eight hours to get outside. When I'm done, there is no time for me to catch up quickly. I will take off my leather armor and let this devil enjoy it!"
"My lord! It's really impossible. Delaying the military plane will kill you, alas~ my lord..."
"Zhao Guanren!"
Qingsha slammed the door and got into the caravan, pulled the little fox girl in half untied clothes, threw it out of the car, and said angrily: "I have prepared a ready-made sedan chair for you. You can play whatever you want. , But you have to stay here, what do you want to do?"
"Why can't it be used on the sedan chair, I have to relax before the war..."
Zhao Guanren sat on the small bed of the RV, took off the plate armor that was in the way, smiled and walked to her and closed the door, and touched her tail easily.
"What are you doing?"
Qingsha quickly pushed him to sullenly: "Don't try to do anything to me. Although I am your subordinate, I am not obligated to relax with you. You can pick any of my subordinates. They are much more beautiful than me. !"
"But I have a soft spot for you..."
Zhao Guanren took out a tin can, opened it and handed it to her and said: "Little cat! This is a small gift I specially prepared for you. Whether you let me touch it, I have to express my right Your mind, do you smell the fragrance?"
"What is this..."
Qingsha subconsciously leaned over and sniffed, who knew she suddenly trembled, grabbed Zhao Guanren's wrist and sniffed for several times, and said with excitement: "It smells so good! It smells so good, I feel... I feel I want It's floating, meow~"
Qingsha screamed like a cat in estrus, and the excitement came out. Then he stuck out his tongue and licked a big mouth in the jar, then fell to the ground with his tail pinched and rolled back and forth, still full His face was flushed, tearing the leather armor.
"Wow! The effect is so good..."
Zhao Guanren sniffed the small tin can in surprise, and hurriedly pulled out a mass of green mucus, smeared it all on his body and squatted down, smirking: "Hey~ you are really a catnip, catnip It tastes good, I still have a lot of it!"
"Meow~"
"Queen! Are you okay..."
The matchmaker opened the car door suspiciously, and suddenly saw Qisha pressing Zhao Guanren on the ground, holding him on the head and kissing and kissing, like a wild cat girl trying to eat people.
"Do you think she looks like something has happened..."
Zhao Guanren hugged the Qisha in his arms and said with a lustful smile: "The war is coming! Relax, you wait patiently outside for a while, and we will come out when we are done!"
"Uh~ alright!"
The matchmaker closed the door with a weird face. I am afraid that no one except Qingbai Shuangjiao will take chastity seriously. The Qisha will not let Zhao Guanren touch it for the sake of face. There is no half a dime with chastity. relation.
"My lord! Your majesty, she won't..."
The little fox girl came over in surprise, and the matchmaker gently waved her hand and said: "Zhao Guanren has been coveting Your Majesty for a long time, deliberately
By refusing to leave, I clearly want to take the opportunity to hold your Majesty. Your Majesty can only let him get what he wants. What a despicable fellow! "
"Your Majesty has no personnel, do you want me to go in and help..."
The little fox girl walked on tiptoe to the window, took a quiet look through the gap in the curtains, and immediately covered her mouth and ran back and laughed: "Your Majesty is so showy...No! I mean your Majesty is so excited, I guess Zhao Guan Ren also has some tricks to provoke your Majesty to be emotional!"
"Dead girl!"
The matchmaker slapped her angrily, pretending to be angrily: "Your Majesty is also something you can take a peek, and then I dug your eyeballs, just stay here for me. Your Majesty will not tell you not to pass. By the way! Go and get a bucket of clean water. Your Majesty will clean it later!"
"Meow~"
An ecstasy meow came from the RV, which made the matchmaker snickered with her mouth, but the wait lasted for more than 20 minutes. Although the RV did not shake anymore, the seven evil spirits were still meowing. Non-stop.
"Why is it like this? I won't really taste the sweetness..."
The matchmaker frowned suspiciously, but a male cat suddenly ran over and said, "My lord! Your majesty's voice doesn't seem to be right. It's not the cry of the female cat in estrus, but it's like a fire accident. Enchanted, it sounds very confusing!"
"Suck!"
The matchmaker rushed over and pulled the car door open. Zhao Guanren disappeared. Only the seven evil spirits with disheveled hair curled up on the ground, holding Zhao Guanren's armor and meowing, a pair of people ruined and refused to pay. Also take the initiative to help the stupid appearance of the baby.
The male cat man covered his nose and exclaimed: "No! The cat love grass, the added cat love grass, your majesty is poisoned!"
"Quickly detoxify your majesty..."
The matchmaker rushed in anxiously and opened the small bed, but Zhao Guanren was still nowhere to be seen. She immediately ripped open the roof of the car and jumped on the roof to look around, but the surrounding area was surrounded by the army, and Zhao Guanren changed. Adult flies can't escape either.
"Authentic!"
The matchmaker suddenly realized something and immediately jumped out of the car and got down to take a look.
Sure enough!
There is a removed manhole cover under the car, and a large cut has been made in the chassis of the RV. Zhao Guanren must have gotten into the sewer from the car.
"Come on! Go to the Guangming Tower to chase Zhao Guanren, don't let him run away..."
The matchmaker yelled and jumped, and the Qisha also woke up at this time, and rolled out of the car smoothly.
"Your Majesty! Are you okay..."
The matchmaker hurried over to support her, but Qisha beat the ground and shouted angrily: "Asshole! The **** is ruining people, and it's ruining the old lady's head. I'm going to smash his woman. , Get Zhou Miao down for me!"
"Tweet~"
A huge harpy rushed into the sky, and quickly swooped down with a small hawk. The small hawk shrank his head innocently, holding a woman tightly in his paws. I dare not let go.
"No! This doesn't seem to be Zhou Miao..."
The matchmaker hurried over and removed the woman's messy hair. As expected, it was not Zhou Miao himself, but a maid in Zhou Miao's house.
"Why is the magic ring locked on her feet..."
Qisha pointed at the maid’s ankle in surprise, and the matchmaker said angrily: "Your Majesty! Zhao Guanren saw through our situation. He put a fake lock magic ring on this woman’s feet and changed Zhou Miao. Hurry up and notify Yongye to intercept them!"
"Notify me..."
Qingsha sat on the ground and trembled with anger, gritted her teeth and said, "How did you tell me to tell Yong Ye that I was ruined by Zhao Guanren and let him run away with a woman? You give him I'll catch it back, life and death!"
"Huh~ idiot! Complete idiot..."
A cold snort suddenly sounded in the air, and angrily said: "Qisha! I know you are not Zhao Guanren’s opponent, but you have lost so thoroughly. You have disappointed me too much. If Zhao Guanren ran away today, I Take your life!"