One Step to The End: 0489 Xiao Xiao Qiao and Sun Shangxiang
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"Tonight, the light breeze will blow my heart, how much dusty past love, return to my heart..."
Zhao Guanren rarely sang politely. He moved a table and chairs and sat outside the gate of Tianhe Hall. There were drinks and side dishes on the table. The Zhongyang Hall of the Shang Dynasty was directly in front of him. At this time, it was drizzling outside. , And Emperor Shunyao is choosing his concubine in the study behind him.
"What are you humming? It's so nice..."
Jin Wuming came shiningly from the side, beckoning the **** to bring in a horse, and then he sat at the table and began to eat and drink. He was not at all polite to him, and his rugged eating style did not seem to be commanding.
Zhao Guanren casually said: "Where do you not meet in life! Don't you need to sleep, you will see you jumping up and down like a monkey!"
"My great master! Sleeping for an hour or two every day makes me full of energy..."
Jin Wuming wiped his shiny mouth, picked up his cigarette, lit a cigarette, and said, "I do not regularly check out the night on weekdays. I usually stand as a door **** in the morning. The imperial army, and then went back to the house to reunite with the family. It is rare to spend the night in the palace!"
"I guess!"
Zhao Guanren laughed and said: "You must have a lot of wives and concubines. If you have nothing to do, go back to your house to have a wife and have children. The children are all studying in the imperial school. There are too many wives and children. Your burden is a bit heavy. I can’t take out fifty taels!"
Jin Wuming was shocked: "How do you know?"
"Don't be ashamed to lose! Commander..."
Zhao Guanren took out a lighter from his sleeve and said with contempt: "You take a cigarette and a clip, and you are okay with my lighter. Who doesn't know you are poor. I will give you a collector's edition, pure gold. Can’t take it, or the emperor will think I’m buying you!"
"Pure gold! I really didn't pay attention. I'm used to it. I follow the emperor's lighters..."
Jin Wuming sneered awkwardly: "My wife is the daughter of my master. I spoiled her as a child. She said that when a man has money, he will go bad. She only gives me ten taels of silver every day. Anyway, I have never Please don’t eat it, it’s basically enough, but recently I have bought a lot of cigarettes, and I’m a little tight on hand!"
"Haha~"
Zhao Guanren smiled narrowly and said: "You are in the collection of pictures in the cigarette case, the Water Margin generals series or the Three Kingdoms generals series?"
"God General! Definitely the Three Kingdoms God General, we can't look down on the gangsters of the Water Margin..."
Jin Wuming took out a stack of color pictures from his sleeves, and said excitedly: "One hundred and eight gods of the Three Kingdoms, I only have Hei Lu Bu and God Guan Yu. I dare say that no one in the entire capital has my collection. Yes, King Chung wanted to exchange Xiao Qiao for naked Diaochan with me a few days ago. Does he think I am stupid? I have copied 520 naked Diaochan!"
"Awesome!"
Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "Naked Diaochan is rare. The cigarette factory has produced 300 sheets in total, but Naked Xiaoqiao is also quite rare. A thousand sheets are not many in the whole country. I have them in this cigarette case!"
"Really? Why didn't you say it earlier, I haven't seen Naked Joe..."
Jin Wuming hurriedly tore open his cigarette case, and really took out a picture of Xiao Qiao getting out of the bath. His eyeballs were instantly widened, and he suddenly jumped up and exclaimed: "You won the prize! This is the winning card. , The second prize, five hundred taels of silver!"
"Lifeless! What are you arguing about, what happened..."
Shunyao emperor suddenly pulled open the door of the palace and ran out with a disheveled hair. Jin Wuming hurriedly knelt down and said embarrassingly: "The emperor! The minister is lost and lost, and disturbed you. I'm in the prince's cigarette case. I found a naked Xiao Qiao and won the second prize!"
"Little Joe is naked too? I take a look..."
Emperor Shunyao took a look at the picture and pointed at Zhao Guanren and said, "Are you stupid? The Yanfang was opened by his side house. He doesn't have any pictures you want. Let him give you two sets later. Bring you two sets of those souvenir sets, so that you don’t have to hold the cigarette cases all day long to open them!"
"God! What you said is wrong..."
Zhao Guanren got up and laughed: "Is the master demolished a picture? No! What he demolished is a dream. It is like he cut off the head of an enemy chief with his own hands and gave it to him. It feels the same, Chief There is a dream of being a god, you can’t let his dream be shattered!"
"That's great! To kill someone is to cut it, and to remove the cigarette, it is necessary to remove it by yourself..."
Jin Wuming said excitedly: “It’s a pleasurable feeling when you open a cigarette case, because you never know what you will open, especially when you open a hidden card, such as when I open the naked Diaochan, I’m excited. I didn’t sleep all night, and the next day my house was full of people, begging me to show them a look!"
"The ruler is different from the general. I only need the result, regardless of the process..."
Emperor Shunyao proudly said: "Godson! You will send me two sets to enter the palace tomorrow. I also want a gold gift box, right! Bian Ji Yanfang really sent Hei Lu Bu and Shen Guan Yu, Why didn’t one show up, I always feel that you are cheating money!"
"How can you cheat money? People who cheat money don't report to the official..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "However, these two ultimate characters have only printed eight copies so far, and they will be released early next month. I don’t know which cigarette will be put into them. Anyway, four of them will definitely enter. Beijing, at the end of the year there will be a commemorative version of red plum smoke, ten sets of ultimate characters, and one thousand sets of hidden characters!"
"Fucking! You are too treacherous..."
Jin Wuming scolded angrily: "I cheekily asked the emperor to borrow money. I took them all to buy cigarettes. I can't take the last two pieces apart. You guys are holding them in your hands. I can't leave. Beijing, I’m sure to kill your Yanfang to scold your mother, I don’t care! You have to give me two!"
"Huh? Don't you want the dream of the **** general..."
Emperor Shunyao looked at him amusedly, while Jin Wuming smiled bitterly: "Buying cigarettes is too costly. My family chases me every day and scolds me every day, and there are only four ultimate figures in Beijing, unless the minister is lucky. Guard against the sky, otherwise it is tantamount to idiotic dreams!"
"Look at giving you to the poor, I will reward you with five thousand taels for buying cigarettes, don't tell your wife..."
Emperor Shunyao waved his hand dumbfoundedly, and Grandpa Tian smirked and ran over, but just about to close the door of the hall, Jin Wuming hesitated and shouted: "The emperor! That... Naked Xiao Qiao, you Is the reward finished, can I return it to the minister after the reward?"
"Which one of your eyes has seen me finish the reward, come to the Imperial Study Room tomorrow morning to pick it up..."
Emperor Shunyao took the picture and walked under the lamp to take a closer look. He walked into the temporary bedroom with a deep gaze. Father Tian left a gap in the door and joked, "Master! You are really the one who opened the pot and didn't mention which pot. The emperor is about to put his gun on the horse, so you must not keep it for fun!"
"Blam me! I can't hold my breath, drink..."
Jin Wuming sat back with a sigh, but as soon as he had a drink with Zhao Guanren, he asked: "The prince of the county! Are there any hidden versions of the beauties of the Three Kingdoms without clothes? I especially like the heroic Sun Shangxiang, you ......Can you get two for the next official?"
"Of course there are all of them. The Three Kingdoms Beauty will have a hidden series. I have a magnified and enhanced version, a bridal scream version, and a horse riding streak version, a royal special edition, which outsiders can’t get..."
Zhao Guanren squinted at him and raised his eyebrows. Jin Wuming's face was flushed with excitement. He picked up the hip flask and took a sip, and whispered, "I want it all, the small one is not addictive. , I want a big one, I will trade it with you with a heavenly sword!"
"Our gentlemen's friend, it hurts feelings to say that we change, and it's just for fun..."
Zhao Guanren took out two packs of cigarettes and threw them to him, smiling: "My wife got my cigarettes from the smokehouse. The winning rate is relatively high. Try your luck, right! Among the top ten masters How much is the difference, such as the gap between you and Chiba Xuan!"
"I told you the truth, there are only five great masters..."
Jin Wuming said earnestly: "The realm of the five great masters is extraordinary, far from being comparable to the bottom five in the sky list. Although I am ranked sixth in the sky list, Qianye Xuan can beat me to ten.
No problem, it’s just that many people don’t understand, thinking that they are all great masters who have entered the top rankings, but in fact the last five are made up! "
"Oh?"
Zhao Guanren was surprised: "Qianye Xuan ranked third, then who is the first and second?"
"The first master is the real Guoci of my Dashun, but Master Guoci loves to travel everywhere, no one knows where he is, and I haven't heard from him for many years..."
Jin Wuming said: "The second on the list is the national teacher of Jiguo...Kshatria! The fourth is the female commander of the Jiguo...Hongluan, the Hongluan sword of the refining pavilion is her sword, she lost After Master Guoci held it, the master said that her sword was too aggressive, so he abandoned the Hongluan sword and gave it to Duan Commander!"
"Commander Duan? The one from Beijing Supervisory Field..."
Zhao Guanren looked at him in shock, Jin Wuming nodded and said: "Commander Duan has a chance with Master Guoci, he can be counted as half of his disciple, otherwise there will be such a big mistake in the guard, how could he have nothing to do? , Commander Duan is also trusted by the emperor!"
"Tsk tut~"
Zhao Guanren handed him a cigarette, disdainfully said: "Sure enough, everyone in the palace has a background. There is no grace for no reason. The fifth great master should be in the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom?"
"Yes!"
Jin Wuming said bitterly: "The fifth was originally my master, but my master was defeated by Hongluan, and he was seriously injured and drove the crane west. It was only ten years ago that Taiping Heavenly Kingdom had a great master. , The shadow leader... Nan Litian! You killed one of his disciples!"
"Me?"
Zhao Guanren was surprised: "Could it be that in Lantai County, the man in black hiding behind the wall failed, so I killed the hapless guy!"
"Haha~ I report to the secret pile in Thailand, Nan Litian is presiding over the funeral for the disciple..."
Jin Wuming lit the cigarette and laughed and said: "The hapless guy is Nan Litian's disciple, from the first-grade genius master, Nan Litian has high hopes for him, but you will be stabbed to death by the wall without meeting him. What kind of exercises are you practicing, so sharp!"
"I..."
Zhao Guanren was holding his hand as soon as he wanted to speak, only feeling a strong profound energy, rushing from the palm of his hand to the dantian, his dantian immediately exploded with a "crack", unexpectedly there was an electric light that crashed. Profound energy.
"You..."
Jin Wuming let go of his hand like an electric shock, and said in disbelief, "Thunderbolt and lightning will kill you, how can you practice that kind of exercise, do you know that you will get into trouble when you reach the fourth level?" /
"I didn't understand when I was a kid, let the adulterer be deceived..."
Zhao Guanren pretended to be helpless and said: "People lied to me that this is the supreme divine skill. Later I learned that it was a banned book, but since I have practiced, I can't change it. The cultivation level has always been on the third level. , My whole life is considered useless!"
"Hey~ Actually, that book is the originator of the mountain, and opened up a road to the sky for future generations..."
Jin Wuming sighed: "There is the first edition of that book in the palace. My master has carefully studied it many times, and found that the style of writing has suddenly changed since the fourth, so we have always suspected that someone Deliberately tampering with that strange book, deliberately cheating latecomers!"
"Who would do this?"
Zhao Guanren stared at him hurriedly, Jin Wuming shook his head and said: "I don't know! It's been almost two hundred years, the insiders have long turned into loess, but you are not a waste, the first three..."
"Wait! There is someone in the hall..."
Zhao Guanren stared at the front hall abruptly. Jin Wuming shot it like a cannonball. Father Tian also opened the door and exposed his head in horror. He trembled: "The prince of the county! Is it here again? "
"Come! A concubine..."
Zhao Guanren frowned and said: "But she disappeared after entering the side hall, wearing a golden phoenix dress. I always feel as if I have seen her somewhere, but she is obviously not a living person, which is really weird!"
"Could it be that the queen collapsed or died? Only the queen can wear the Jinfeng court..."