One Step to The End: 0509 Twins


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"Your Majesty! Weichen offers you a cup..."

Song Chizhu’s fat face flushed with excitement. A few months ago, he was a seventh-grade Sesame Officer. Both Bian and Xie’s family dared to shake his face. Now he can have a dinner at the same table with the emperor. He feels that the ancestral grave is full of smoke. It's about to catch fire.

"Allow!"

The prince put down his wine glass and said: "I and Lao Jiu are about to go overseas to conquer the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, but my Dashun soldiers are not good at naval battles. The navy ships are also in disrepair for a long time. If you want to land, it will be difficult, I don’t know my brother. Is there a good countermeasure?"

"Build a gunboat! Soft sail ironclad gunboat, I have drawn the drawings for you..."

Zhao Guanren smiled relaxedly: "Don’t rush to the sea. When you get to the sea, you will first drill the navy, and then fund the Thai rebellion. The small ones will first give money, and the large ones will give the ordnance, and then the heads of the generals at all levels will be issued. A reward is offered, five thousand taels for one starter!"

"Yes! This is a wonderful strategy, why didn't we expect it..."

The prince’s eyes suddenly lit up, but Prince Duan spread his hands and mourned: “It’s a good way to talk about it, but where can I go to raise money? We are struggling to rebel!"

"Haha~"

Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "You have raised so many worms. If you don't eat the empty treasury, you will be hell. Let's not talk about it. Guess how much money I copied from Tian Gong's house?"

"Surely a lot..."

The emperor Shunyao said angrily: "The dead castration must have been greedy over the years, and even stolen many treasures from the treasure house. I estimate that there will be more than one million taels of silver in his courtyard. Together, more than three million taels is not uncommon!"

"Old Song! You report a real number to the emperor..."

Zhao Guanren ate a mouthful of food with a smile, and Song Chizhu hurriedly said: "Enjoy the emperor! There are many treasures, and the specific amount is still being estimated, but for the moment, the minister estimated that it could be 167 million taels. , More than 20 million silver is also possible!"

"How much?"

The two princes jumped up suddenly, their eyes rounded and round, and the wine glass in Emperor Shunyao's hand fell to the ground, and his mouth could not be closed with open mouth.

"The emperor! Do you know how big a worm you have raised..."

Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "The treasure house of the old castration is supported by twelve pillars, one of which can be hugged by two people, each of which is made of solid sterling silver. Dashun was only 60 million taels last year. He was alone. I swallowed nearly half of the treasury. I didn't let you kill this person, right?"

"Hiss~"

The two princes took a breath at the same time, and suddenly felt that they were so poor as the prince, and the elder brothers could not be better than an old **** if they were stacked together.

"Ah~Yunxuan..."

Emperor Shunyao hugged his head and said mournfully: "You have helped me find out how many demons and demons, my Dashun is so corrupt, I can't shirk the blame, I can't shirk the blame!"

"The emperor! You don't have to sigh, I don't want one or two silver..."

Zhao Guanren took out all the banknotes in his arms, and even put the big seal of the bank on the table, and said: "It is money that fights in wars. In Kyrgyzstan, we focus on talking, and we take precautions as a supplement, Thailand. Directly focusing on offense, supplemented by scaring, none of these are short of talent!"

"I will give you everything I said, how can I go wrong..."

Emperor Shunyao waved his hand again and again, but Zhao Guanren laughed and said, "I can't spend so much money. Besides, I took away all the precious treasures. I also picked a few good houses and fields, the ladies in my family. Enough to kill, take the rest and prepare for battle!"

"Father!"

The prince Duan said excitedly: "If we have more than ten thousand taels of silver, we can be sure of destroying the Thai thief. You can accept it. Yun Xuan doesn't care about this. Besides, we can help the people. You have to use money!"

"The cost of destroying the country is too great, and some of the gains outweigh the losses..."

Zhao Guanren raised his voice and said: "If they are willing to pay a large sum of money, send some princesses to be concubines

Send two more princes to be hostages, so we don't have to waste the people and money, but I have to ask for at least two princesses, and I have to give their son the surname Chiba! "

"Hahaha..."

The father and son all laughed. Only they could understand this slogan, but Jin Wuming suddenly cursed a foreign language. It was only when Dong Ming prostitute kneeled and shouted something in the same language, but Jin Wuming suddenly cursed. After shouting, she was shocked.

"Damn it! It really is a Thai thief..."

Jin Wuming slammed his waist knife and swung a beam of sword light towards the front, but a cloud of white smoke exploded under Dong Mingjie’s skirt, covering the entire singing and dancing room with a "bang". The frightened geishas all yelled, and Jin Wuming also slashed.

"She jumped the window!"

Zhao Guanren rushed to the window, only to see the prostitute Dong jumped out of the wall very quickly, and shot onto a small boat on the lake like lightning. After bursting open the Chinese clothes on his body, he only jumped in the close-fitting clothes. Into the lake.

"Block Pingyao Lake and catch the Thai thief Dong Siyun..."

Jin Wuming lay down on the window and yelled. The guards outside and the field guards immediately dispatched, and the front guards also rushed in and pressed all the geishas to the ground.

"The two of them have nothing to do! You can wait outside the door..."

Zhao Guanren dragged the mother and daughter of the Hu family, and the prince slapped the table in frustration and cursed: "Damn it! Go to the Beijing Superintendent Guard Field, how to investigate the secret agents, the four famous prostitutes are actually Thai thieves, will teach The folks at the band check it carefully, there must be Thai thief!"

"Tell them! Don't abuse lynching, I will supervise..."

Zhao Guanren hurriedly added a sentence. After everyone was escorted out, Emperor Shunyao asked in surprise: "No life! How did you find the flaw?"

"It's not me! Lord Zhao recognizes her..."

Jin Wuming took the knife and walked back. Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "This lady is the onmyoji I met in Lantai. Although she was covered with her face, I was impressed with her big eyes, so I Deliberately let Lao Jin let her go and let her go back to report to the King of Thailand!"

"Why?"

All of them don't understand.

"Don't watch Taiping Tianguo Elementary School..."

Zhao Guanren whispered: "In fact, their combat effectiveness is very strong, and their cohesion is also very high. The power of the whole country may not be defeated, so it is necessary to scare them. If they are scared, they lose money and people, and then use their Silver fights a trade war, and loses the soldiers without fighting!"

"Hey~"

Prince Duan gave a thumbs up and smiled: "As expected, the strategy is still your chicken thief. If we can really defeat the enemy without fighting, we don't want to kill in vain!"

"The emperor! I want three thousand elite soldiers. It is best to be familiar with the border army of Kyrgyzstan..."

Zhao Guanren arched his hands and said: "Seeing that the New Year will be about to be celebrated in more than a month, I plan to leave Ji country after the fifteenth of the first lunar month. Zhang Tiansheng, who is carrying the corpse poison, has not been traced so far. I am afraid that he will let Ji country catch him , Or fell into the hands of Thailand, this person is probably the source of the disaster!"

"As you wish!"

The Emperor Shunyao said dryly: "I will go to the border in person in the future and spend the New Year with all the soldiers at the border. At that time, I will have 500,000 soldiers and will advance and retreat with you at the border. You are playing tricks on your head, I will do my best to fight against you!"

"Okay! Then let's advance and retreat together..."

Zhao Guanren thanked him very satisfied, and sat down to eat and drink with a few people, then took Song Chizhu downstairs first, and the mother and daughter of the Hu family were also brought out by him.

"I have seen King Zhao in my humble position!"

Guardian Duan from the guard walked over to salute. The entire Jiao Le Fang was under control. The people who touched the row were lining up to be scolded. He also looked like a dog, but he was used to Zhao Guanren. Wherever you go, there will be a big event.

"Lao Song! Dong, famous prostitute, have you ever played with..."

Zhao Guanren stopped with his back, and Song Chizhu said in a low voice: "Who doesn't play with her? Prince Duan and the prince have all played before, just in front of the emperor.

Pretend I don’t recognize it. I tried it a few days ago, but that’s it, it’s as boring as a dead fish! "

"Commander Duan! I will provide you with a clue..."

Zhao Guanren said: "Dong Siyun is an onmyoji, and may be twins with the real Dong Siyun, because the brow that just ran away is unopened, buttocked, obviously a virgin, maybe you can find another one. Come out with Dong Siyun!"

"Huh?"

Conductor Duan looked at him in surprise, but Song Chizhu smashed his hands and said: "The twins make sense. It takes half a month to travel from Beijing to Lantai. Dong Siyun is teaching music. The workshop has been around for several years, and it is impossible to leave for more than ten days without anyone knowing!"

"Thank you, Lord! Let's check it out for my humble position..."

Commander Duan hurried away with people, and Song Chizhu saw that the people from the Ministry of Rites also came, so he had to go to work with him.

"Let's go!"

Zhao Guanren led Hu’s mother and daughter out of the back door, came to the river and asked: "What are your plans? Hu Xiancheng and I have been buried in Biyanggang, Lantai. If you want to return to live in my hometown, I can Send someone to take you back and give you a few hundred taels!"

"Thank your lord for saving my life..."

Suddenly the mother and daughter knelt down together, and the Hu family said with sobbing: "My lord! You save my mother and daughter in the fire and water, and bury my deceased husband. I have nothing to pay for it. Do not dislike it, my mother and daughter are willing to serve for life!"

"I can't eat mother and daughter, uh~ it doesn't mean that..."

Zhao Guanren hurriedly helped them up and said: "I know you didn't expect to land when you just came out, so just follow me back to the palace and live in the new year. I will be out of the country after the new year. Then you plan to go. Stay, it's not too late to tell me, okay?"

"Thank you for taking in!"

Mother and daughter Chu Chu poorly agreed. As he walked to the wooden bridge, the painting boat of the Zhao family’s daughter had been waiting by the bridge, but he found that something was wrong as soon as he walked on the bridge. There was no sound from the woman, and there was a strong smell of kerosene.

"Suck!"

Zhao Guanren stopped abruptly, only to see a woman suddenly appeared in the bow of the boat, holding a lighter wet all over, it was Dong Siyun who had just escaped, she said sharply: "Get out! Otherwise I will let you a boat. I will be buried with my wife and concubine!"

"Ah!"

The Hu family’s mother and daughter exclaimed in shock, but Zhao Guanren took a few steps forward and said with a smile: "If you have something to say, you and I can also be regarded as taking a bath in a pot of boiling water-acquaintances! What do you want to say, I can send your sisters away from Beijing, how about?"

"Huh~ your nose is really sharper than a dog..."

Dong Siyun said angrily: "Guguan! Ask your people to bring my sister out, and you will also come to the boat and personally **** us out of the city. If you dare to play tricks, I will die with you!"

"Ganoderma! Go in and find Commander Duan to bring out the real Dong Siyun..."

Zhao Guanren smiled and waved his hand, then jumped onto the bow of the ship, looked at all the dizzy wives and concubines in the cabin, he laughed: "Put the lighter away, little girl, don't play with fire, play with fire pee Pants, I have always believed in my words, saying that I will do it if I send you out!"

"Don't give me hippie smiles, they will disappear when I move my hand..."

Dong Siyun cautiously stepped back a few steps, and a large group of people soon emerged from the teaching band. Emperor Shunyao and others also all came out. Sure enough, another Dong Siyun was found. , Commander Duan personally tied her five flowers, and angrily carried her to the bridge.

"It's okay! Throw it up to me..."

Zhao Guanren smiled and beckoned. Commander Duan looked at Emperor Shunyao hesitantly. Emperor Shunyao nodded his head and he carried the person on the bridge, but Zhao Guanren smiled again: "Miss Dong! Are you right? Forgot to leave a boatman, I don’t know how to row a boat!"

"Puff~"

Dong Siyun kicked a bundle of rope, and said loudly: "Send the Hu family mother and daughter to go boating, and then tie this dog official to me!"


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