One Step to The End: 0525 New Year’s Eve Fright

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The "Shunji Changtai" four countries value the Spring Festival very much. Even if the two armies are facing each other, they have to lay down their swords and guns and wait for the Chinese New Year to fight again. Dashun Kyoto is home to color, and there are dragon and lion dance teams on the streets. There is an endless stream, and all night celebrations are considered a new year.

However, this year’s capital is more lively than in the past. High-ranking officials and nobles seem to "get their sons-in-law under the list", with their own beautiful girls, and "random encounters" the rejuvenating master Guoci throughout the city. Master Guoci's signature is not at all comparable to the surname. Lord Jiao is weak.

"Yohoo~Hahaha..."

The little princess’s Sa Huan ran around all over the house, chasing the teenagers with chasing sky monkeys. Zhao Wang’s Mansion was mostly a girl her age, and all the little princess’s brothers and sisters came. Humble, a group of boys and girls are playing crazy in the yard.

"Sit down! Sit down, let the stove burn..."

Bian Xianglan is the commander-in-chief in the big garden. The relatives of the female family members have come to eat the New Year’s Eve dinner. The entire garden is surrounded by wind-shielded canvas. There are dozens of tables in different areas, and the sky is full of festive decorations. The red lanterns also set up a big stage.

"Lord! This is the gift book and list drawn up by the Ministry of Rites, you have read..."

Song Chizhu sits in a warm shed in the garden, with more than 20 civilian officers and generals sitting beside him. Almost half of the senior officials in the court have come to celebrate the New Year, not for the flattering of Zhao Guanren. To get a glimpse of the demeanor of real Guoci when he was young.

"I don't need to show these messy gifts, I can't understand them..."

Zhao Guanren threw the gift book back and opened the roster to read it with Qiu Ning behind him, but an official asked: "His Royal Highness! The grandson of Ji State named Princess Yongning, why should he bring two more counties? The Lord is going, do you want to make more friends?"

"Are there few cases where the goods are not on the right board? Let people have more choices to save back and forth..."

Zhao Guanren lied solemnly, just as Concubine Long Zi took people in, and the officials got up and saluted. Naturally, Concubine Long Zi was a corporal of courtesy. These people are all her supporters. Taking this opportunity, it happened to be a blatant gathering. .

"Wang Zhao! Master Guoci hasn't come yet..."

Long Zifei sat by the fire with a smile, Zhao Guanren looked at the watch on her wrist and said: "The old guy wore pants and went out to pick up girls. He didn't even have a copper plate on his body, unless he showed his identity. Otherwise, either find a village girl or bachelor!"

"Puff~"

A group of people shook and trembled, but after chatting for a long time, Yu Niang ran in and shouted: "Master! Master Guoci is here, with a few...some strange women, shouting You go out to greet him, and see what his sister is capable of!"

"Let's go! Check out his ability to tease sisters..."

Zhao Guanren smiled and walked out. Everyone followed out curiously. When they came to the front yard, they saw Guoci in a robe, a large cloak in mink fur, a purple gold crown on his head and thumbs up. The last big finger of pure gold, a pair of threatening looks.

"Little speaker! Look at how my brother and my concubines..."

Guo Ci pointed arrogantly behind him, and saw a pretty young woman in Chinese clothes. Behind him stood two dexterous maids. All three of them were jewels and heavy makeup. They suddenly saw a large number of princes and high-ranking officials. He pinched his waist in a panic and saluted.

"..."

The ministers and Concubine Longzi are a little dumbfounded, and anyone with a little eye can see that these are clearly three brothel women, who can't wash away the dusty smell, and their experience can't escape the exploration of peach blossom eyes. The young woman in the lead is already an old predecessor of Thousand People Slash.

"Haha~ You really have a unique vision. Quickly lead the three ladies to the side hall for tea..."

Zhao Guanren smiled and waved his hand, took Guoci to the side, and asked in a low voice: "Did you let them take care of them, or did you redeem them? You brought three kiln sisters to eat for the New Year. Dinner, do you want to be the biggest joke next year?"

"I am a concubine and not a wife..."

Guo Ci said solemnly: "I would rather marry a prostitute as a wife than marry a wife as a prostitute. People have already redeemed themselves for good. They met me at Yuxian Bridge and we had a very happy conversation. Seeing that I was outstanding but had a cool breeze, he paid for it out of his own pocket. Why not buy this outfit for me?"

"You can pull it down, the belts of these trousers are not fastened, what's the point..."

Zhao Guanren contemptuously said: "You haven't **** your sister for hundreds of years. Go out with your big arms. It doesn't mean that you have two endings. Either a good prostitute or a passionate widow, even if you want to be a door-to-door son-in-law, three I can’t do it in a few days, the times have changed!"

"Hey~ don't mention it, the atmosphere is too bad..."

Guo Ci raised his head and said mournfully: "I went to the county to find one based on my ability. Now the girl’s house is generous, and she can pick up her husband and son-in-law by herself, but when she comes up, she asks how much I earn per month and whether there is at home. In the house yard, as long as I talk about the breeze and shake my face, I will leave!"

"Have you ever thought about it, Zhao Ziqiang is known as a wife killer, why not a girl killer..."

Zhao Guanren laughed and said: "Sixty percent of his prey are wives, three adults are good husbands, and only 10% are innocent girls. You let him go shirtless and pick up a young lady. He can't do it for three days. Making appointments is a completely different procedure from getting a wife, please figure it out!"

"Why?"

"The wife just wants to be greedy, she can be handsome and strong, it is best to fight quickly..."

Zhao Guanren said: "But the innocent girl is going to get married. People have to observe your character, consider your development, and contact other candidates at the same time. If you can get it done in half a month, it will be fast, unless you say it directly. You are the Great Master Guoci, and you will be sure to post it upside down!"

"Yes! I actually ignored this..."

Guo Ci smashed his hand and said: "I only saw Zhao Ziqiang being a bridegroom every night, but he didn't notice that most of them were married women. Later on, he also relied on his wealth and fame to turn the elders into captivity. It seems that it is really difficult to tease the girl with two-sleeved breeze!"

"Of course it is difficult for you to find in the city. There are a few big families who are not snobs..."

Zhao Guanren put his arms around his shoulders and smiled: "After the New Year, we will go north to Kyrgyzstan. There will be village girls and village girls along the way, and there will be a lot of nurses in the entourage. In the future, you will teach me how to practice Qi and martial arts, and I will teach you. Picking up girls and picking up girls, are we interested in discussing and discussing with each other?"

"You still use me to teach you when you refine Qi? Didn't Zhao Ziqiang teach you..."

Guo Ci squeezed his wrist, injected profound energy into it, and said in surprise: "How do you cultivate the energy? The thunder and lightning pill sea has been formed, and it can contain the air of heaven and earth, but the air valve is as small as that. The cat peeing, you won’t be able to fill your dantian after practicing this way for a lifetime!"

"Because I only know the first three articles of the exercise..."

Zhao Guanren said: "I lost the jade tube that Zhao Ziqiang gave me. After I found the folk "Thunderbolt and Thunder Kill You", I found that it had been tampered with since the fourth article. Tell me honestly, Did you change Zhao Ziqiang's unique skills?"

"Huh~It's this seat..."

Guoji smiled triumphantly: "In order to stink him, I changed his exercises into something harmful, so that everyone hates him and scolds him, but now it doesn’t matter, I can teach Your real exercises, but you also have to teach me the skill of sultry girls!"

"As a qualified old driver, I must pass on the incense..."

Zhao Guanren hugged him affectionately and walked back. Everyone saw his cunning and cunning expressions, each with a strange face, but he said loudly: "Seventeen! My beloved brother will go to Kyrgyzstan with me after the new year. , You can rest assured to supervise the country in Beijing!"

"Really! This is really great..."

Long Zifei greeted him with a smile, but Guo Ci raised his hand and said, "I know! The little speaker wants to trick me into being a bodyguard. The third guy likes him the most, but now I have Return to vulgarity, please call me...Jia Baoyu!"

"Isn't it?"

Zhao Guanren is not angry

Said: "Why don't you call Jia Nailiang, how do you look like Jia Baoyu, please be my master!"

"How is Jia Baoyu?"

A group of people were at a loss, only Guo Ci coughed lightly: "My ancestors are all surnamed Jia, so how shameless, of course! My surname is Jia Zi Baoyu, and my scientific name comes from a legendary allusion. ……Jia is not fake, Bai Yu is the golden horse!"

"Oh! The scientific name of the master should be Jia Yutang, it's really a good name..."

Song Chizhu quickly gave his hand and laughed, but Zhao Guanren suddenly said: "What kind of savvy is you, people have already said it, Jia Buhua, his scientific name is Jia Buhua!"

"..."

Everyone was stunned, what kind of name is this.

Guo Ci said solemnly: "Your name is just a title, you should call me Brother Baoyu, the master will call me old, walk around! Eat, eat!"

"Brother Baoyu! Please first..."

Everyone happily surrounded them, Zhao Guanren asked Yu Niang to get a few hundred taels of silver, and sent a few brothel women away. No matter what, they couldn’t make it to the table, including Dong Ming, one of the four famous prostitutes. , She can only eat with the next person.

"Little speaker! Seventeen! You two follow me in..."

Jia Bujian walked into the garden warm pavilion with his back, Long Zifei followed up and poured tea for the two by herself. Zhao Guanren handed a cigarette and asked: "Brother Liang! Who are the **** three you mentioned? , Is the emperor of Kyrgyzstan a fart?"

"Bah~ I knew that you would call me Jia Nailiang, your masters and apprentices are really the same..."

Jia gave him a blank look and said: "The three **** guys are not the young emperors of the Kyrgyzstan country, but their protector of the country, the Kshatriya, who is not much younger than me. He looks like an Indian Ahsan, or A gay, your master has always called him **** three!"

Zhao Guanren asked again: "You should have no problem hitting him, right?"

"I don't know!"

Jia Bujian shook his head and said: "Actually, I have never done anything with **** guys. Back then, your master beat him up and asked me to explode his chrysanthemum with a bamboo pole. People thought he was not my opponent, and He is not really a ruthless character in Kyrgyzstan!"

"Oh?"

Zhao Guanren was surprised: "Is there a more ruthless Grand Master in Jiguo? Hongluan should be your defeat!"

"The most ruthless great master kills without a knife..."

Jia Bujian poked his chest and said, "If I hadn't sneaked into the Kyrgyzstan camp and injured Hongluan, the Kyrgyzstan iron cavalry would have already crossed the pass and entered the hinterland of Dashun. Hongluan was the uncrowned queen of Kyrgyzstan. , The **** guy has to kowtow after seeing her three times!"

"Ha~"

Zhao Guanren picked up the teacup and smiled: "I am a beauty when I am a celebrity. Turned out to be an old witch, she and you are from the same age, right!"

"It seems that you really don't know, Zhao Ziqiang got you here..."

After Jia Buxia lit a cigarette, he smiled evilly and said: "History will not be repeated, but it is always surprisingly similar. More than 150 years ago, the seven princesses of the Kingdom of Jin gave birth to an illegitimate child, which became the founding of the country. The emperor, and his biological father's name is...Zhao Ziqiang!"

"Puff~"

Zhao Guanren squirted out a mouthful of tea and sprayed Concubine Longzi with all her faces, but Concubine Longzi was not annoyed, but was dumbfounded with him, shocked: "Could it be that the royal family of Daji is his master's home? ?"

"Why did Kyrgyzstan suddenly compromise? Why did you call him a mansion..."

Jia Bujia sprayed out a puff of smoke and smiled: "Hong Luan was the female guard of the Seventh Princess. She recognized Zhao Ziqiang's best skill in inviting the gods, so the soldiers retreated to Baili, truce and kiss, wait for you to see When it comes to Hongluan, according to the rules, she has to call her...little sister!"

"Dangling~"

The tea cup in Zhao Guanren's hand fell to the ground, completely dumbfounded, but Jia Bufa slapped his arm again and smiled: "You are afraid that you are from the wrong country, little speaker!"