One Step to The End: 1246 ink black umbrella

Maybe it caught up with the San Dynasty, and the monsters shocked the civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty. Zhao Guanren met thirteen princes, nine princesses, the deputy chiefs of the three provinces and six ministries, and the prime ministers who called for wind and rain, except the emperor and his daughter-in-law. Apart from the fact that they did not show up, all the senior officials who could come came.

"The two adults, please..."

The little **** who took the money and didn't do anything came to lead the way again, and led Zhao Guanren and Xia Buer to the depths, while the royal family and nobles stopped in the small garden and drank under the servants of the palace ladies. Tea chatting, at this time everyone is a humble gentleman, and the joys, sorrows and sorrows are hidden in their hearts.

Not long...

A gray-haired old emperor walked up to the tower with his hands behind his back, overlooking Zhao Guanren and the others who were heading for the harem. The eunuch, who was admired by everyone before, was like a dog's leg at this time. Three steps and two steps ran to the emperor's side.

"Your Highness! Please use tea..."

The big **** smiled and brought a bowl of tea, and the old emperor waved his hand on the railing and asked, "This son seems to be famous, he can see through the Quanzhen Illusion in an instant, and let Tianyangzi eat it in public. Where did it come from, is it really not invited by Fa Hai?"

"It shouldn't be! I just heard that Yin Zhiping asked the national teacher and asked him if he had been to Jinshan Temple, and he mistakenly thought that Wang Chongyang was the master of Tianyangzi..."

The big **** smiled bitterly: "This kind of thing is known to the world, and if you can ask this question, you must be someone who just came out of the mountain. It is said that these two people are from the Zijin Cave of Qingyun Mountain. Princess Ning's real body, but the snake demon's cultivation is beyond expectations!"

"Huh? Who is leading the way, why did you walk to the imperial concubine's Fengluan Palace..."

The old emperor suddenly pointed into the distance, and the **** said in a low voice: "If you go back to the sage, the person who leads the way is Ye Ting's little servant. The King of Yujiang wants to punish Yin Zhiping for some reason, but the servant dared to say, Yin Zhiping is reckless. It's vulgar, but it offends a lot of people!"

“Pop~”

Suddenly!

A loud slap suddenly came, and the big **** looked up in astonishment. Zhao Guanren slapped the little **** with a big mouth, picked up his collar and walked out of the courtyard, without making any noise, he called a team The Ouchi guard who was patrolling kicked the person over and scolded him for a while.

"Huh? This fellow didn't fall for the trick, how could he know that Fengluan Palace can't trespass..."

The old emperor's eyes widened in surprise, and the big **** also tilted his head in confusion, only to see the guards fork away the little eunuch, leaving four people to continue to lead Zhao Guanren, and finally bypassed the can't trespass restricted area.

"Your Majesty! Jin Wuwei, Commander Chen has arrived..."

A little **** came upstairs to report, and a man in plain clothes quickly came up, knelt down on one knee and said, "Sacred Master Qi! The silver taels of Chad Yin and Zhang have both come to Cao Shangshu and Zhang Shilang. The bounty is not for taking cards, but for stealing and stealing!"

"Oh? Tell me, what did these two do last night..."

The old emperor retreated and sat down on a chair, and Jin Wuwei immediately started talking about the details. Not only did he knock the two of them on Yujiang King's bamboo stick, but he also explained the matter of redemption for prostitutes, and even borrowed Tang Shihe Tang Lu and the interrogation process were not spared.

"Yin Zhiping is eloquent and eloquent. I don't like this kind of villain..."

The old emperor said indifferently: "I'll beat him with eighty sticks later, and I'll give him an allotment. Let's see who will intercede for him, but Zhang Wuji is calm and alert, and he doesn't talk much. He seems to be a malleable person. Captain Qianniu, go through experience and see what your character is like!"

"Comply!"

The great **** went downstairs and ordered to go. At this time, Zhao Guanren had just arrived at the Xianju Palace. It was just in the middle of the day. The sun was shining brightly. No evil spirits can be seen.

"Hey! Brothers, don't go, tell us quickly..."

Zhao Guanren hurriedly stopped the four eunuchs and guards, and each handed him a silver ingot of 10 taels. The four looked at each other in embarrassment and had to pull him into the corner.

"These words must not be spread to the outside world. It is not the Xianju Temple that is evil, but the holy

The most beloved little prince..."

A guard said in a low voice, "The little prince suddenly went crazy half a month ago, and the empress and maidservants were all smitten. Either they took off their clothes and were silly, or they talked to ghosts they couldn't see, and after changing a group of servants, In this case, all the great immortal masters in the city are helpless, and now... there is only half life left!"

Zhao Guanren said suspiciously: "Is this someone who has lowered his head?"

"Everyone also guesses so, and has already sent someone to invite Miao Jiang's head descendant..."

The other party spread his hands and said: "After being locked up, the madman's slave and maid regained consciousness within a few days. Only the little prince and his son are good and bad, and whoever goes in to serve who is unlucky, there was another crazy **** last night, Squatting naked on the roof and learning to monkey bark!"

"Thank you, big brothers, for making use of swords..."

Zhao Guanren borrowed a knife to cut the hem of his robe, tore it in half, and then got wet in a water tank. He and Xia Buer covered their faces before they dared to walk into the courtyard, but in the distance they saw two palace maids, naked. standing in the hall, waving and dancing silly.

"My God! It's not so evil, it's so crazy in the daytime..."

Xia Buer hurriedly broke off two branches from the tree, but how could they know that the two eunuchs jumped out from the side hall, and threw themselves at their feet, kowtowing and crying, "Two adults, Okay let's get out, we can't stay any longer, it's scary!"

"Get up and talk!"

Zhao Guanren pulled up a **** and asked, "Where are the little prince and the empress, how many people are in the hall, is there anything strange, such as abnormal noises, the well water is poisoned, and whoever is in the palace every day? to visit?"

"Fourth floor! Concubine Zhao is in the attic, and the little prince is on the third floor..."

The **** said with a pale face: "There are four madmen's maids in the temple, and a **** who is good and bad is passing meals. After the accident, no one dared to come to visit. Likewise, the food comes from the imperial pantry, so it must be the evil!"

"Why are you two okay..."

Xia Buer looked at the two of them strangely, and the other party said anxiously: "We are only responsible for cleaning the door, and we won't let the people inside come out, but we are too afraid of people. Climb, the little prince also recites poems to ghosts!"

"You stand guard at the door, and if something goes wrong, call someone immediately..."

Zhao Guanren walked into the hall with a stick, Xia Bu'er followed vigilantly, but the two dancing maids turned a blind eye to them. It seems that the house is full of people.

"Brother Ren! Can you see that thing..."

Xia Buer kicked open the overturned coffee table, picked up a teapot and sniffed it, but Zhao Guanren shook his head and said, "All you can see with the naked eye are black souls, which belong to the super fierce ghosts, the living souls that cannot be seen. It can't hurt anyone, unless the unlucky ones with extremely low luck meet!"

Zhao Guanren slowly came to the stairs and tiptoed up to the second floor with a tree stick. The second floor was a lecture hall full of books and long tables. He immediately saw the little prince with disheveled hair, who was only seven or eight years old. , is talking to the air alone.

"Someone!"

Xia Buer suddenly leaned against the stairway, Zhao Guanren also looked up at the stairway, and saw a tall **** come down, shouting with his trousers: "Hey! People outside, how about lunch? If you don't send it over, you want to starve the little prince to death?"

"Fuck! Teddy..."

Zhao Guanren almost stared out his eyeballs, and Xia Buer also ran out in surprise. The **** who came down was actually Chen Guangda. After they both turned on the "positioning system", they immediately determined that this was not an illusion, but something like Fake Chen Teddy.

"Huh? Why are you two here, where did you find it..."

Chen Guang greeted him with great surprise, and Xia Buer said with tears and laughter: "We are both bad people who were invited in to exorcise demons. I didn't expect you to be here, the **** who was squatting on the roof last night and learning how to call a monkey. , you must be pretending?"

"You two come with me,

You'll understand when I sing a song..."

Chen Guang turned his head and walked upstairs, laughing and singing: "Red umbrella umbrella, white pole pole, after eating, lay on the board, lay on the board, sleep in the coffin, relatives and friends come to eat, and there are Red umbrellas, eat all the villages are buried in the mountains, the next year will be full of red umbrellas!"

"Fuck! Poisonous mushrooms..."

The two exclaimed in unison. When they came to the bedroom on the third floor, three little girls were soundly asleep on a bed. The phoenix robes and palace clothes were thrown all over the floor, and the best rice paper was also thrown away. After more than a dozen regiments, one of them must be the emperor's concubine.

"There was a black-hearted magician who made an elixir for Concubine Zhao, but he used the juice of the ink ghost umbrella..."

Chen Guangda said: "The Ink Ghost Umbrella is a poisonous mushroom. After swallowing it with alcohol, it will cause hallucinations and become addictive. However, after the medicinal pill was dropped and damp, strange fungi grew under the wooden floor. , hallucinogenic spore powder was sprayed all over the place, so they kept going!"

"Yeah~"

A little girl suddenly turned over and groaned, and the three hurriedly walked into the tea room not far away. Zhao Guanren said in surprise: "No wonder the French in the whole city can't find any evil spirits. After a long time, they are eating mushrooms. Has the mushroom been shoveled?"

"Shovel, of course! I almost got high last night too, thanks to my experience..."

Chen Guang said with a wicked smile: "There are all the great masters around, but I landed here, I took off the clothes and waist badge of a dead eunuch, and the corpse was thrown into the well, and then I pretended to be him. The times are bad, and no one finds out, so I can't wait to let me deliver meals every day!"

"I knew it was..."

Zhao Guanren whispered with contempt: "Thank you for being able to do it. You can do it when people are so hilarious, but why are they still crazy?"

"Che~ Concubine Zhao woke up last night, I slapped her three times in one night, and only let her sleep at dawn..."

Chen Guang said with a wicked smile: "I lied to her that I was a cultivator, and I lost all my mana in order to exorcise her, but I also collected two boxes of spore powder to use some for her son and the maid, and let them Go on, the silly girl has no doubts at all, and begged me to save her son!"

"You take this question mark bead to save your life, give me your bead..."

Zhao Guanren exchanged Cong Liangzhu with him and said: "This is the deep palace, and the situation in the court of the Tang Dynasty is very complicated. The two of us can't take you out as a living person. You are temporarily wronged here. God, wait until I find a way to save you!"

"No! I think it's great here..."

Chen Guangda laughed and said: "There are more than 10,000 little girls in the imperial city, and the emperor is the only one who leads the loneliness here. Only I can solve the loneliness here. Just look, then the prince will be my son, hehe~"

"I'm afraid you're an old pervert in the women's bathhouse--a lot of luck (more **** and less chickens) ah..."

Zhao Guanren sneered: "The battle in the harem is no joke. The emperor stabbed the imperial concubine a few times, and the imperial concubine called a few times, all of which were recorded. Besides, how do you practice Xuanqi alone? Someone will help you with Xuanqi. To open up a sea of ​​qi, Lao Zhao himself can't do anything about it!"

"You don't know that, the second floor is full of books about cultivating profound energy..."

Chen Guangda said strangely: "I also saw Qiangzi's "Thunderbolt will kill you", but it's not called that name, and it's only the first third, but there are big insiders everywhere. I'll just find any Lexiu for help!"

"Damn it! This is the world of qi refining..."

Zhao Guanren was shocked, and said angrily: "Damn it! Zhao Ziqiang is a fool and bragging. His so-called self-created unique skills must be a reward from the soul tower, second son! We have to go out too. Ask Lei Xiu for help, and rely on yourself is the real thing!"

The three discussed in secret for a while before Zhao Guanren and Xia Buer went out side by side, but as soon as they arrived at the courtyard where the officials were resting, the **** shouted in a hoisted voice: "Your Majesty has spoken! Yin Zhiping! Ye Lang was arrogant, disturbed the palace, had eighty sticks, and was exiled for three thousand miles..."