One Step to The End: 1271 Poverty Alleviation
The "Four-faced Demons" in the Fahai Battle shocked the entire Luoyang City, and the mages of various factions rushed out and joined the city defense army to hunt down the monsters. The statues of the Four Heavenly Kings did not disappear. Stupid people also know that they are fooled.
"I just heard that the Crown Princess was caught for adultery, so you are the adulterer..."
Liu Tianliang drove a carriage and became a coachman, Zhao Guanren leaned behind him and whispered: "The Emperor of the Tang thieves his mother's treacherousness, we have run into an opponent this time, and my second son and I have let him do the trick. , I came out of the prison at noon..."
Zhao Guanren recounted the matter in general, but Liu Tianliang scolded angrily: "You deserve it! If you don't go to the monsters, if you want to make people's rebellions, it's polite if they don't cut off your dog's head. , you three bad birds are to blame!"
"Why don't we go to the countryside, all my concubines are given away, and the princess doesn't want any more..."
Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette slowly, Liu Tianliang snatched it away, took two puffs and then cursed: "It's useless! It's a cowardly act to give up halfway, overcome difficulties if you have difficulties, create difficulties if you don't have difficulties, and defeat the dog emperor. Liberate the whole harem, yeah~"
"Why are you here in Luoyang, why are you staying in an inn..."
"House inspection! Mingquan County is too chaotic, not only has to help the poor, but also has to fight against the gangsters, my employer let the mountain bandits slaughter, leaving a widow who wants to move..."
Liu Tianliang said, smoking a cigarette: "The widow is ugly and addicted, and the boys in the family let her ruin it. Last month, I was made a cashier. I turned my head and thought about unspoken rules. I was worried that my innocence would not be guaranteed, so I said I was in Luoyang. If there are relatives, she asked me to bring someone over to see the house!"
Zhao Guanren pointed to the front and said, "Turn left in front! Any news from Dalinzi?"
"No! No shadows..."
Liu Tianliang flicked the cigarette **** and said: "I met with Lao Zhao before I came. Lao Zhao said that this was a bad start, it would be unlucky if it landed, and people were too scattered. If it was not a big picture, it would be murder. What rewards did the souls use!"
"It must be a big picture, the princess, her sister is the princess of the north, and her father is the marshal of the secret army..."
Zhao Guanren patted him and jumped out of the carriage. Not only were all the family soldiers fighting with open fire outside the Zhao residence, but the guards of the entire square were also mobilized. He shouted at the watchtowers in each square: "Hey! This official Yin Zhiping, the Suppressing Magician, come to Zhao Mansion to find me if you have anything!"
"I see! The lowly position must be passed on to..."
The archer immediately crossed his hands and agreed, and his colleagues also knocked on Bangzitong to pass on other watchtowers. Zhao Guanren took Liu Tianliang to the door of Zhao's house. The housekeeper rushed him into the house. Liu Tianliang was automatically ignored. Datang knows who he is by looking at his clothes.
"Damn it! Isn't this thing a panda, isn't it illegal to keep this thing..."
Liu Tianliang suddenly widened his eyes and looked at a panda cub that was a few months old, nibbling on bamboo in a bamboo forest not far away, when his sister-in-law Zhao Biying came out, picked up the little panda, and said: " Big bad guy! Did you put the thunder just now?"
"Yes! Is it beautiful? I'll show it to you next time..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and blinked. He turned around and said "Princess of the North" to Liu Tianliang. Liu Tianliang immediately whispered: "This girl should be sixteen or seventeen at most. You are really watery, why don't I be your brother-in-law!"
"My concubine and her, you pick one, you won't regret it..."
Zhao Guanren jokingly walked into the hall, Liu Tianliang rolled his eyes and immediately stopped talking, while Mr. Zhao personally led the family out, rushed into the front hall and asked with concern: "Zhiping! After killing the four-faced demon, is it okay for me?"
"No problem! But there are four four-faced monsters, and their gang rescued the remaining three..."
Zhao Guanren wiped the rain off his face, took out two signal tubes and said, "Grandfather! I'm worried that the monsters will retaliate, so I came to send you two fireworks bombs. This thing can shoot red fireworks when you pull it. I'll be here as well as the nearby demon masters!"
"Child! You are serious, our family really found a good son-in-law..."
The old man Zhao was moved and gave him a salute, and others followed
Following nodding and complimenting, the Crown Princess had a smile on her face.
"You're hiding deep enough..."
Prince Princess stepped forward to receive the flare, and curiously said: "Why is your mana stronger than Zen Master Fahai, I only knew that you can attract thunder, but I didn't expect that you have a powerful thunder, so you can kill our family. I was so frightened, I thought it was going to collapse!"
"This is the Demon Slayer God Thunder, which is extremely powerful and cannot be easily displayed..."
Zhao Guanren puffed up his chest, cupped his hands and said, "Dear relatives! It seems that we have to get to know each other again. Xiaosheng's surname is Yin, his name is Zhiping, his word is Yunxuan, his Taoist name is Lei Zhenzi, and his nickname is Yunzhonghe. Under the tutelage of Li Xiaoyao, the founder of Tianshan Xiaoyao School!"
"Pfft~cough cough..."
Liu Tianliang covered his mouth and coughed violently, but no one cared about him, a little servant, all of them nodded in awe, even the Crown Princess was confused, with a little bit of understanding Amazed.
"Uncle! The Master of Bodhidharma is looking for you..."
The housekeeper suddenly brought in a monk. The monk hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Master Yin! Thank you for your righteous action just now. My master was seriously injured and was recuperating, so he couldn't come to thank him in person. He will definitely come to thank him when he recovers!"
"Master, you're welcome, it's just your duty..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hand and said, "Master Zen! Please inform the Suppressing Magic Division and the Qianniu Guard of the Seven Gates, and say what this official said, the guy who shouted to kill Master Fahai before is either a bandit or a gangster. Monsters, be sure to catch them and interrogate them!"
"Ah~ Thank you for your concern, Master, I'm really ashamed to say it..."
The monk shook his head sadly and said, "None of the more than 100 dharma masters in my Bodhidharma Academy have seen through the four-faced demon. Instead, they worshipped as a bodhisattva, and my master's magical powers all come from the Buddhadharma, so he didn't dare to even know that the other party was fake. I'm disrespectful to the Bodhisattva, thanks to you, otherwise there will be a big problem!"
The monk said his goodbyes after a deep bow. The Zhao family eagerly wanted to stay at Zhao Guanren. After Zhao Guanren refused with a smile, the crown princess took the initiative to send him out. A small garden in the side yard.
"If you have something to say, hurry up, I still have a lot of things to do..."
Zhao Guanren leaned against the light, and the Crown Princess stood in the dark and said, "I'm also a virgin, I haven't even let him eat my tongue, but I've just been... If you focus on having children for you, why should you care?"
"Miss Zhao! Hasn't anyone told you that when you say something modest, it's like swearing..."
Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "Bitch! You dare to express your humble opinion, what do you think of your father's clumsy Jing and the dog, or let your foolish brother's scumbag wife come out and let me enter her place of pickling, as long as If your stupid brother doesn't mind, I will never mind!"
"You..."
Prince Concubine's face was flushed with anger, and her mouth was full of silver teeth.
"This kind of thing doesn't blame you, but it proves that you are a simple woman..."
Zhao Guanren said: "But afterwards, you don't use your brains, and you save others by yourself. This is stupid and selfish. Besides, I am a young man, and I marry your second-hand wife and go home. What's so proud of me? Do you think I'm overtaking you?"
"I'm stupid! I'm not good enough for you..."
The crown princess cried out suddenly, pushed him away and wanted to run out, but was caught on the back of the head again, and she slid to Zhao Guanren.
"What a stinky temper you have, you're stinking **** Y -- you're used to it..."
Zhao Guanren taught a lesson: "People must be self-aware, no matter how old you are, don't show a sense of superiority in front of your brother, Princess Jiuyue is still his mother's golden branches and jade leaves, don't you lie down in front of me honestly, in the future I will It's your husband, you have to call me Lord, do you understand?"
"I don't think you're high, it's clear that you despise me..."
The Crown Princess glared at him and choked up: "This will be a knot in your heart forever, it's better to break up after we get married, I'll go back to my parents' house, you can continue to be happy and be a couple in name. , you won't feel bad if you don't see me
Heart! "
"Actually! Three flats are not as good as one round, and I also like not to take the usual path..."
Zhao Guanren patted her butt, and whispered in her ear with a smirk, the Crown Princess immediately collapsed, stomping her feet and crying: "What are you doing? , if it weren't for the possibility of being happy, I wouldn't post your cold ass!"
"Hey~"
Zhao Guanren touched her head with a wicked smile and said, "My horse on my grassland, I can do whatever I want, you are my horse, if I don't tame you, what will you do? Do, my little wild horse, would you like to let this groom take it home?"
"Bah~ Dirty child! I knew you were not a good thing, I'll kick you to death..."
Prince Concubine shyly kicked him, bit her lip with a blushing face and ran away. Who knew that Zhao Biying suddenly got out of the bamboo forest, ran over and whispered: "Big bad guy! My fifth sister! But it's wild, if you don't tame it, you will suffer!"
"But you are not a warm horse, I will suffer in the future..."
Zhao Guanren took out two fruit candies, peeled one off and stuffed it into her small mouth, she was immediately pleasantly surprised: "It's delicious! But what do I have to do with you? I won't go to you. The family bullies you!"
"You don't know yet, your grandfather married you to me, and you entered the door with your sister on the wedding day, so your little wild horse is mine..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and touched her head, Zhao Biying's pretty face suddenly turned red, and she said shyly: "It turns out that the person who wants to marry is me, but I like to dance knives and guns, listen to operas and sing operas, if you don't like me If my mother disciplines me like that, I'll just marry you!"
"If you marry me, you will be my woman, and your husband depends on you..."
Zhao Guanren put his arms around her waist and whispered: "After you get married, you will become an adult, and people will no longer treat you as a child. Do you want to do something like an adult?"
"You mean... eat your tongue? Will you be happy..."
Zhao Biying looked at him shyly, Zhao Guanren almost sprayed her face without a smile, pressed her against the pavilion, and kissed her in the same position as her sister, the little girl was weak With a sound, his hands were helpless and excited to hug his neck.
"Is it delicious? My little lady..."
Zhao Guanren smirked and let go of the lamb, Zhao Biying was as red as a lobster, panting in a blur: "It turns out to be so comfortable, no wonder sisters-in-law and the others like to eat tongues, official! You go quickly, I'll let you eat more after you go through the door!"
"Wait for me! The officials used a large sedan chair to marry you..."
Zhao Guanren kissed her on the mouth again, and walked out of the small garden with a smile. How could she know that her mother-in-law led a few women by chance, and pulled a young girl with a smile: "Master! This is Zhao who is going to be dowry. The jade is sparse, and the day after tomorrow will be your little wife, are you still satisfied?"
"Ah? Isn't that Zhao Biying..."
Zhao Guanren looked back in surprise, Zhao Biying hid in the bamboo forest with a "swoosh", but her old lady covered her mouth and smiled and said, "You must have misunderstood, Xiaoying is a direct daughter, how can she be a concubine, besides her A silly girl, and Yushu is fifteen years old this year, she is sensible and has a good life!"
"Haha~ I'm sorry to bother my mother-in-law, but my son-in-law will obey..."
Zhao Guanren looked at Zhao Yushu embarrassedly. He was a minor who didn't open his mouth. He hurriedly saluted and ran away, while Liu Tianliang watched clearly from outside the moon gate, and happily followed him into the carriage. .
"You're self-indulgent, you're marrying a prostitute, and you're kissing someone's first-class daughter..."
Liu Tianliang put on the carriage and said with a smile: "You've found a great deal. The crown princess has a sweet taste, and the sister-in-law who is dowry is also a beautiful embryo, right! How many concubines did you take, I don't know in January. It's meaty, you have to make arrangements for your brother!"
"How much do you want? Say the number..."
"Look at you, I want a thousand, do you have it, you will die if you don't brag..."
"I'm bragging? Except for the emperor, I have the most girls in the entire Tang Dynasty, and there are 4,000 Lao Tzu..."
"Brother! You are my brother, why are you so nice..."