One Step to The End: 1305 Widow Monopoly

In a flash, it was the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, which was the most important festival for the people of the Tang Dynasty. During this time, the old emperor was completely flat. He found that after he ignored government affairs, his efficiency was much higher, and he simply concentrated on the palace. Rectify his son and wife.

"Shangyuan Ankang!"

Tianhe Avenue is full of flowers and tourists, and countless lanterns are scattered all over the city, and the "Calyx Xianghui Building", which symbolizes the decline of the Tang Dynasty, was changed by the old emperor himself. , paid for external rental, and all the proceeds are used for charity.

"Concubine! Shangyuan Ankang..."

Officials from all walks of life entered the royal garden in an endless stream. Zhao Guanren, as the first charity customer, spent 5,000 taels of money to put on a banquet in the garden, so that many people who never had the opportunity to come in in their lifetimes could have a glimpse of the royal garden. The style of the garden is just that the waiters are replaced by folk men and women.

"Come, come, come! Sit wherever you want, no matter how big or small tonight..."

Zhao Guanren stood at the entrance of the palace wall to welcome guests. The banquet was arranged along the palace wall for a long time. The stove and the shed were set up. Men and women were seated separately, but those who could come were not fools. Only Only senior officials can enter the Calyx Tower to eat, and the junior officials consciously sit outside.

"Oops! Mrs. Han, you're here..."

The daughters-in-law of the Zhao family are also welcoming guests in the building. Princess September is obviously pregnant, wearing a big mink and holding a hand warmer, while the former princess Zhao Bilian has long been pregnant, and she stands up when she meets everyone. She kept showing off, and at the same time showing off that her sister was also pregnant.

“spit~”

Li Sheyue suddenly turned her head and squatted aside and vomited. As a result, Concubine Yang Gui also covered her mouth and retched. Then, like a chain reaction, the former prince and concubine also vomited together, as well as the newly married Empress Dowager. , and several dowry girls, spit out water together.

"My God! Concubine Li is too powerful, even the dowry girl is happy..."

Several women hurriedly walked to one side and commented: "I didn't expect the rumors to be true, the two prince concubines are serving the same husband again, the second-hand concubine has become a second-hand prince, but Princess Fu, Princess Qi, Princess Xiang , Princess Yujiang, why are their group of widows also welcoming guests in front of the door?"

"Ha~ I've never heard of the Wang Family Widow's Troupe, I'll remarry together..."

A fat lady laughed and said, "The royal family of Yujiang was almost beheaded. For the sake of their son and family property, the sisters reportedly stripped naked in the courtyard, knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Consort Li. Consort Li was worried that they would go out and make trouble. Holding two widows pinching their noses, the rest of the widows followed suit!"

"Do you know how much money the government owes them, each family is at least 800,000 taels..."

A young woman whispered: "The men in their family are all dead. If Concubine Li pays a lot of money, the money will be gone. What kind of face do a group of widows have? They take off their trousers faster than anyone else. It is said that Concubine Li is also very coaxing, but she actually promised not to let them be concubines!"

"Mother! There is such a good thing, no wonder everyone is smiling..."

"No! I actually met a cold and unscrupulous man. He was handsome and strong, but this group of widows were so happy that he could be called a second-hand king in the future..."

"Hehehe..."

A group of little girls giggled, but several princesses came in one after another. The first one was Princess Wanfu, who had a round belly, and the little princess Wanting, who was sixteen or seventeen years old. Hearing people's retching, she also covered her mouth.

"Why do you vomit, when did you come out of the palace to play..."

Princess Wanfu looked at her sister suspiciously. The little princess hurriedly waved her hands and ran away to vomit. The whole room of women immediately talked about it. Even the faces of normal pregnant women changed. The belly is wild.

“spit~”

Suddenly!

A sound of retching shocked everyone in the audience, only to see that the queen mother covered her mouth, turned her head and rushed to the spittoon and spit out water. The princesses looked at each other in horror, but the palace maid quickly shouted Said: "Niangniang! You must have caught a cold last night, drink a hot bowl.

There are not a few people, but the story will not dare to make it up by marrying eight little widows and going home in one go.

"I have seen all the adults..."

Fifteen little girls stepped forward and bowed their knees together. I guess they were too excited. I didn't expect Zhao Guanren to suddenly become a prince, but they had eight serious widowers, and the first seven of the men were just a few days later. This is very paradoxical.

"Ah! Congrats, congratulations, it's really a good thing..."

All the guests bravely stepped forward to congratulate, they couldn't ask people why they wanted to marry a widow, but the little emperor turned his head sharply and asked, "Father! What kind of way is this? The child really doesn't understand, isn't it bad luck to marry so many widows?"

"Unlucky? Do you think he is afraid of bad luck? He has slept with more widows than you have ever seen..."

The old emperor looked down strangely and said, "It shouldn't be right, these little widows are all your sisters-in-law, all of them are rich, and the men's bones are not cold, so they won't waste their fame and festivals for the sake of some money, you go and ask Who are those officials and women?"

"Father! Don't you understand..."

"Bullshit! If I understood his routine, would I still be paralyzed here..."

The old emperor gave him an angry look, and the little emperor immediately sent someone down to inquire, and soon handed over a list of brides, including where they came from, and the old emperor came over to go to the next Sweep, and you can't close your mouth in shock.

"Why are there so many concubines, thirty-six..."

The old emperor whispered in surprise: "Marriage! It turned out to be a marriage. Thirteen Taibao occupied eleven families. Your mother and queen have married girls. These concubines are also girls from major clans, mainly concentrated in the vicinity of Fuzhou. , he is not moving, his in-laws will go first!"

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! There are more than eleven families..."

Manager Zhang leaned over and said in a low voice, "The Xu family is the direct daughter of the Baili family in the south of the Yangtze River. In order to hide people's eyes and ears, I wrote about the Xu family in Heyuan, and the second-room eldest lady of the Yang family. They divorced five days ago. That's why the name of Liu's is still on, the one in purple is the one!"

"From the Yang family? Is it the cousin of the rebel Yang Pingchuan..."

The little emperor almost didn't jump up, but Director Zhang chuckled lightly: "This is the genius of King Zhao, he has turned against the second room of the Yang family, and even attracted the Baili family, everyone in the know said King Zhao, this is... the Thirteen Taibaos are practicing the golden bell jar horizontally!"

"Nima! The belly button farts - what do you think (sound)..."

The old emperor suddenly learned from Zhao Guanren once, while the young emperor looked at the group of little widows below, and after a while, he suddenly said: "Father! Practice the golden bell, he can do me too!"

"Damn it! You're guarding the harem and visiting the kiln - a dead thing..."

The old emperor slapped him on the back of the head and scolded: "Your mother is the emperor, you are marrying the queen, and there are a lot of innocent women waiting to be concubines and concubines. Have you ever seen an emperor marry a widow back? There is only one Wu Meiniang, do you still want to create a second Wu Zetian?"

"Father! I'll just ask you, have you mastered your golden bell..."

The little emperor rubbed his head in dissatisfaction, and the old emperor lost his temper immediately, waved his hand and said, "Then you can't learn from Yunxuan, he is a lame married to a lame--specializing in crooked ways and practicing golden bells horizontally. You have to do it step by step!"

"Hmph~ If I don't tell you, you'll pull the erhu in your crotch - bullshit..."

"Little bastard, who are you talking to..."

The old emperor scolded angrily, and the little emperor ran away in a hurry. As a result, the old emperor turned his head and whispered to Director Zhang: "I have been recuperating well recently, and I want to try fighting poison with poison. You go find that coconut. The little widow of the lamp!"

"What is the coconut lamp? The blue one..."

"Alas~ it's no use telling your eunuch, the one from Xu Guogong's family..."

"Oh! Understood, it's the size of a coconut, right..."