One Step to The End: 1309 Datang Corpse Collector
"You stop for me, I'm dying, I'm going to kill you..."
There was a loud scolding in exasperation, followed by a fierce beating. The women of Zhao Wangfu were eating breakfast in the dining room, and they laughed at the sound of it, saying, "Yo~ our master is taking care of this again. Keep your mouth shut, are you telling the truth?"
"No! The day before yesterday, I said that the sixth child is like a ghost after taking off his makeup, and the angry sixth is going to throw himself into the lake..."
Princess Bi happily put down the porridge bowl and said with a smile: "Yesterday, he said that Thirteen's buttocks and eyes were smeared with rouge -- pretending to be pure (lips), and scratching his big face, asking me to say that you are just asking for fun, Knowing that he can't tell lies and lying to him, why don't you have any points in your heart?"
"Hmph~ I blame him for saying it so well before, everyone thinks he is a fairy..."
Princess Yujiang leaned against the window and sneered, but Zhao Biying raised her head and said, "I think it's pretty good, my husband is like a mirror. If you want to know your true self, go ask him and you'll understand, not at all. I'm worried that he is making people happy, hehe~"
"Wow! Come and see, the old man ran bare-ass..."
A little girl shouted in surprise. Dozens of women on the first floor immediately swarmed, all lying by the window laughing, leaning back and forth, and the little hoof shouted: "Husband! Your **** is so white! It's big and round, please give us one!"
"Hahaha..."
A group of little girls burst into laughter, just like the guests visiting the brothel, and Zhao Guanren ran to the outer courtyard in a hurry. With Power Word, this sort of thing happens almost every day.
"Alas~ I can't get through these days..."
Zhao Guanren walked out of the house depressed, but met Chen Guangda head-on. He had a red slap print on his face, and when he came up, he said bitterly: "I can't stay in the city anymore, I'll go to the military camp with you to train troops. , let's talk about it for half a year first!"
"Let's go quickly! Let's divide the labor and cooperate, you go to practice troops, I will make equipment..."
Zhao Guanren quickly pulled him onto the carriage, Chen Guangda said sternly: "I have no experience in ancient warfare, and dispatching troops will be my shortcoming. You send me a group of experienced veterans, and I will be in charge of training five Wan Jingbing, I'm afraid of making jokes if I have more!"
"You just let it go, you can lead 300,000 troops in the black desert, and 100,000 is no problem..."
Zhao Guanren also said seriously: "Let's be strong, we must be ahead of the concept. As long as the logistics does not fall off the chain, no matter how coquettish it is, don't be bound by the traditional concept. I will summarize the experience of stumbling back to you, you Just feel my **** and cross the river!"
"One hundred thousand is one hundred thousand, anyway, living corpses and living people are doing..."
Chen Guangda nodded and asked, "How much time can you buy me? Is it possible for three months? Can I build two hundred field artillery? With a powerful demon soldier, is there a chance to turn the tables?"
"The artillery is not a problem, I have improved the craftsmanship, as long as the money is in place..."
Zhao Guanren whispered: "In ancient times, wars were often fought for several years, and the demon soldiers had to eat and drink. Even if the southern part was full of rabble, it could still delay Tubo for a year and a half, not to mention that King Ning has not yet started to rebel, I guess how can it be? Delay until May!"
"Yeah!"
Chen Guang made a big calculation: "There are still more than four months, which is barely enough. How are Ryoko and Buer, and there is no news about Lin Laomo?"
"I guess Lin Laomo is among the rebels, otherwise I should have sent a letter..."
Zhao Guanren threw a cigarette to him and said: "Liangzi said who is not the hero anymore, he is very happy to cooperate with the Northeast girl, so we don't have to worry about him, but I don't know what Erzi is going to do, he I ran all the way to the grassland with my iron cavalry, and said I would try to come back before the beginning of autumn!"
"Second son, I don't worry about them, I will worry about being strong, that **** is a little expert at stinging people, I hope this time I won't be a demon..."
Chen Guangda shook his head a little nervously, and the carriage drove all the way out of the city. The military camp was more than 30 miles outside the city, nearly 20
The 10,000 people were divided into four areas. Zhao Guanren handed over 100,000 new recruits to him, and he went to eat the more difficult reorganized troops.
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More than four months sounds like a long time, but in fact, I can't even practice qualified archers. Civil and military officials are not optimistic about Chen Guangda, the **** general, but kill pigs and buttocks - each has its own way of doing it , After Zhao Guanren summed up his experience, he no longer cares how he trains.
Time is like a white horse, and more than two months have passed in a flash...
Zhao Guanren runs both sides of the barracks and the workshop every day, and occasionally returns to the city to report his work, and by the way, he goes home to hand in the public rations, and his method of training is surprisingly simple. Teamwork comes first.
“Too~too…”
The dull sound of horns sounded, and the bandits in Huoyun Dazhai moved when they heard the wind. Thousands of people quickly blocked the mountain road, set fires to burn oil, and carried rocks and rolling logs. The archers raised their eyes and watched from a distance. To the flags that spread across the mountains and plains.
"Collecting corpses? Which stockade is this person, why is it so unlucky..."
A one-eyed strong man raised his head in surprise. The big red flags were embroidered with the word "recovery" in gold, while the small black flags were full of terrifying skulls. The corpse on the side still feels more scary on the opposite side.
"The big boss! It's not good, the officers and soldiers are here, all of them are officers and soldiers..."
A man rode a little donkey and ran up hurriedly, and the one-eyed dragon threw his hand and gave him a slap, cursing: "I am one-eyed but not blind, how can there be officers and soldiers who use this kind of banner, the Tang Dynasty is all divine power, Longwei, Huwei, what kind of corpses do you take?"
"It's really officers and soldiers, or the forbidden army from the capital of the gods, 20,000 troops..."
The other party covered his face and mournfully said, "I just let them capture them alive, and the general asked the young man to come back to report, either ask Mrs. Yazhai to bring 2 million taels and go down the mountain to sleep with him, or he will come up to replace him. Let's collect the corpses, and we also say that as long as it is a citizen of the Tang Dynasty, we can kill and bury it, for the sake of collecting the corpses!"
"Damn it! The autumn wind hit our mountain bandits..."
The one-eyed dragon said angrily: "20,000 people want to destroy my stockade. I'm afraid this group of officers and soldiers have never fought. Go and light the wolf smoke for Lao Tzu, and let the nearby stockades come to help, so that these wine bags and rice bags will come and go. Come back, taste the power of our Huoyun Dazhai!"
"Yes!"
The bandits acted quickly. For a cottage like theirs, which is easy to defend and difficult to attack, don't want to see the gate without an army of 50,000. Moreover, there are bandits and bandits everywhere in the deep mountains and old forests, and a wolf smoke is burning. After that, there were more than a dozen responses soon.
"The big boss! Something's wrong, it seems that there are more than 20,000 people..."
After waiting for a long time, I didn't see the officers and soldiers attacking. On the contrary, there were more and more soldiers and horses, and all the nearby mountain roads were blocked. It didn't take long to hear the sound of weapons colliding, and the officers and soldiers kept screaming. But all the officers and soldiers are directing and acting by themselves.
"Not good! It's a trick, they're going to wipe it out..."
The one-eyed dragon patted his thigh and exclaimed, only to see the flags of the officers and soldiers fall one by one, and they kept fleeing out of the mountain. It looked like the officers and soldiers were fleeing. The mountain bandits who rushed to help immediately rushed out. One by one excited ghosts shouted ghosts.
"Dong Dong Dong..."
Suddenly!
A series of explosions sounded, and dozens of small light copper cannons opened fire. All of them fired close-range steel sand shotgun shells. One cannon can sweep across a large area, knocking people and trees over, and the copper cannons were actually Alternate shooting, one wave after another.
"Big boss! Something happened, something happened..."
A fast horse rushed up from the bottom of the mountain, and the other party hurriedly said: "Let's be fooled, there are 50,000 officers and soldiers, and their generals will give you half an hour to let you take control of the village. Send it down, madam, or dance on your grave tonight!"
"Dog officers and soldiers! Bullying is too much, let me shoot arrows..."
The one-eyed dragon shouted angrily, but after a wave of arrows was released, a series of artillery shells suddenly smashed over, and they all turned on their backs, only to see hundreds of artillerymen appear, carrying earth-pressing artillery.
Get into place quickly.
"Calibrate one shot, put..."
Forty small cannons were blocked in the middle of the intersection up the mountain, and the two-kick-like artillery shells bombarded in turn. When the bandits rushed down with roaring roars, a large number of feathered arrows shot out of the forest like locusts, and the long contradiction sign Soldiers are rushing out continuously.
"Boom blah blah..."
The artillery shells were bombarding Huoyun Dazhai frantically. Although the power of the earthen artillery was not great, the scene of the collapsed house was too scary. He fled, and ended up getting into the pockets of the officers and soldiers.
"Whoosh whoosh..."
Heavy crossbows were shot in rows. Most of the bandits' skills were mediocre. They were shot to the ground without stopping a few arrows. The only advantages of the recruits were also revealed, and their minds were completely blank. , only the usual exercises remain.
"Prepare! Stab, stab..."
Under the loud orders of the veteran squad leaders, the recruits stabbed and stabbed as they said, and even kept their footsteps the same, showing the teamwork incisively and vividly, and there was not a single deserter, because during training there were A shadow link, dare to turn back is a whip.
"Set fire! Burn them..."
The mountain bandits have been completely red-eyed. Setting fire is an act of burning jade and stone. Once the mountain fire starts, no one can stop it. Unfortunately, they encountered an expert in jungle warfare. Chen Guang had someone cut the fireproof belt early. There are also engineers who quickly dug trenches to divert water.
"Self-destruction! Fire rockets..."
The captains suddenly shouted loudly. Sure enough, just as Chen Guangda had guessed, many cultists hid in the cottage, **** explosives and rushed out, but they would be shot by rockets immediately. The power is really not that much.
"The thief chief is dead! The thief chief is dead! Surrender without killing! Meritorious service will be rewarded..."
Chen Guangda's old routine reappeared. After killing it to the point where it became extremely hot, he would fight with his heart. The believers disarmed and surrendered.
"Cut~ these rabble, it's too fast to lose..."
Chen Guangda rode on his horse unhappily, and won within a few hours before and after. He didn't achieve the goal of training his troops at all, but the dozens of large and small villages nearby were quickly wiped out by them, and the officers and soldiers were scrambling everywhere. Money moves food.
"No reason, who is the mountain bandit, you bandits..."
A group of wives in the stockade were crying and grabbing the ground. After the battle, they found out that the officers and soldiers had no food or grass at all. The carriages and donkey carts that came were all empty. Their bronze bells and iron pots were taken away.
"General! These bandits are too poor, only more than 600,000 taels for a dozen stockades..."
The generals and officials all complained, Chen Guangda was looking at a group of women in the village, and waved: "Isn't there a lot of food, I took it to a nearby county and sold it cheaply, and I exchanged the money to make it with the officials. Buy the cannonballs and share the rest with the brothers!"
"General! The next family to grab, why don't we grab the villa, there is a big fat sheep in front..."
"Stupid! What are you robbing a villa, go grab a mine, there are a bunch of illegal small mines ahead..."
Chen Guangda disdainfully picked up a little girl, carried it directly on his shoulders and strode away, and the ladies in the village said in surprise: "Master! You are really the Tang officials, aren't you black and black?"
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"Ah..."
A series of shouts and killings sounded, and the rumble of iron hooves was also continuous, scaring the nearby county town to hurriedly block the city gate, but there was a man hanging from a tree in the mine, staring at Eunuch Wei and roaring angrily: "Thai Di Gou! You **** let the chicken step on your head, why are you robbing Lao Tzu's mine?"
"Ugh~ Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding! Brothers, crap, the next family..."
"Eunuch is such a promising career, why did you change to become a bandit..."
"Bullshit! I'm an official of the Tang Dynasty, robbing, robbing and robbing. I won't tell you, anyway, I'm not a good person..."
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