One Step to The End: 1727 Mummies


The small mountain village was quiet again, and the four guys guarding the gate had been scared away long ago, only to see a naked body, very strangely collapsed in the streets and alleys, and it didn't take long for it to be reduced to a corpse With a mummified corpse, the image is abnormally terrifying.

"Why are you mummified, mummy werewolf?"

Liu Tianliang squatted beside the two corpses with a carbine, and Yu Qin, who was ashamed, also squatted over, turned over a corpse with a long knife and poked it again, then raised his hand and put up two fingers, Liu Tianliang immediately squatted The last cigarette, tacitly helped her light it.

"That's why we didn't find any traces, they are usually dormant in the house"

Yu Qin said with a cigarette in his mouth: "They should have all been residents here before they died. They will become werewolves when humans approach them, but they have the characteristic of photophobia, so we passed by the door before, and they did not take the initiative. If you launch an attack at night, it will definitely be different!"

"That makes sense"

Liu Tianliang picked his nose absent-mindedly, Yu Qin lowered his head following his gaze in confusion, suddenly covered his open collar, and scolded with a sullen smile: "Damn fat man! Why are you staring at your job? Do you want my mother to give you a sip?"

"No no, I didn't see that"

Liu Tianliang's fat face suddenly turned red, and he said embarrassedly: "I just thought of what Brother Teddy said, he said that if anyone becomes a woman, let the brothers take turns to have fun. Now seeing you like this, Isn't that Zhao Guanren who became a woman!"

Yu Qin asked curiously, "Do you really think I'm very similar to Zhao Guanren?"

"Normal speaking feels almost the same, but moving hands is different"

Liu Tianliang shook his head and said: "Renzi will also consider the way back when he is desperate, but you only care about the things in front of you, and Brother Teddy's methods do not match his thinking, so you made a mistake before, and in a word, it is difficult to draw skin. The bones are painted, the skin is not like the flesh!"

"You know, I didn't want to be him, and I don't know why I was chosen"

Yu Qin got up and said helplessly: "In order to avenge our family, we want to kill the woman with three red moles, but they are trapped in the most dangerous center circle, do they still need us to take action? I think we are poor tool people. , but I can't even figure out what it does!"

"Because we don't know what to do, we can only **** forward"

Liu Tianliang also stood up and said: "You should have only two roles, one is to stab us at a critical moment and completely destroy our actions, and the other is to provide experimental data for aliens, so that they can more profoundly Learn about humans!"

"What, what alien, is this the code name of someone"

Yu Qin looked at him in astonishment, but Liu Tianliang whispered: "You think this is a miracle, this place is an experimental base for aliens, otherwise there are so many messy things, but we also don't know much about it. , so I want to go to the inner circle to find the truth!"

"My God! There are really aliens, no wonder they are always so evil"

Yu Qin covered her mouth in horror, Liu Tianliang patted her on the shoulder and walked forward, Yu Qin followed him and chatted a few more words, and suddenly said ambiguous: "Hey! Sister is beautiful or not. ?"

"Beautiful! The legs are long and the buttocks are upturned, and the skin is white"

Liu Tianliang nodded and smiled: "But I don't think that way about you, I always feel that you are Zhao Guanren's transgender, and then I will have a crazy picture in my brain, and then think of me kissing Renzi, and I will vomit my overnight meal. It's disgusting!"

"I didn't let you think about me, we are brothers"

Yu Qin said thoughtfully: "I just think Zhao Guanren is interested in Shu Yu, he doesn't seem to care much about this kind of thing, and Zhou Shuang is also interested in him, are you the only one with a big brain? "

"It's not that I have a big brain, I know Renzi too well, and I have a psychological barrier"

Liu Tianliang waved his hand and said: "Don't say Shu Yu, I can replace Zhou Shuang and Ika, especially the Leopard print sister is the most flavorful, I have no resistance at all. If you don't believe me, you will ask Renzi later. , he promises to disgust my Han Qiu too!"

"Sister Qiu is a panacea, everyone likes her, but she has high taste"

Yu Qin pouted and quickened her pace, and soon found the big barn besieged by werewolves. Who knew that before entering the door, Zhao Guanren was squatting by the door, holding his legs and looking up at the sky like an old farmer. Wearing it backwards, he looked like a fool.

"What are you doing here, Sister Qiu"

Yu Qin ran over in surprise, Zhao Guanren blinked stupidly, but Han Qiu walked out from the inside, wearing a trousers belt and said with a smile: "I'll make it easier, the two of you cooperate well. So many werewolves killed?"

"Hehe, the fat man is very easy to use, just like the roundworms in my stomach"

Yu Qin stepped forward to hold her with a smile, Han Qiu also took out a jade belt and said with a smile: "We killed a white wolf king and exploded a gold inlaid jade belt, we will find a place later Give it a try, it should be no worse than a bronze weapon!"

"Go! Let's go to the canteen to drink water first"

The two women beckoned and left, talking and laughing. Liu Tianliang stepped forward and kicked Zhao Guanren, wondering, "Why do you seem to have lost your soul, aren't you injured?"

"No! That, the bronze stick sucked me dry"

Zhao Guanren stood up with his arm, and walked with him and asked: "Liangzi! How do you feel about Yu Qin? You two are considered life-threatening. Do you feel heartbroken?"

"You're crazy, do you think I'll have **** with you?"

Liu Tianliang said inexplicably: "Yu Qin is still different from you, but only an old brother can feel it, so I don't dare to think about her. It's almost the same as the big **** of the leopard print sister, eh? You? Wouldn't you be interested in Han Qiu?"

"How could it be possible, she knew that I was interested in Shu Yu and took the initiative to help me match"

Zhao Guanren smiled with a guilty conscience, but Liu Tianliang said with contempt: "No wonder the belt is in her hand, but I said you are stupid, Long Legs Shu is a clone of Lin Tao, what kind of urine is Lin Tao? Do you need help from outsiders to get her?"

"That's what I said, right! How did the werewolf become mummified"

Zhao Guanren shook his head and changed the subject. The two women entered the canteen at the entrance of the village first, but as soon as they entered the house, Yu Qin wondered, "Sister Qiu! What does your smell smell like? Why do you have shares?"

"The smell of disinfectant, I washed my hands with disinfectant"

Han Qiu quickly walked to the shelf in the corner, picked up a bottle of mineral water and threw it to her, and said casually: "I think Xiao Zhao is not bad, he has the same sense of responsibility as you, you say Shuang Shuang is true Do you like him, or are you just trying to be competitive?"

"Must be tempted, she let Zhao Guanren touch her, and she blushed when she mentioned this"

Yu Qin took a sip of water and smiled again: "But Xiao Mansao also met his eyes. Shu Yu pretended to be very serious in front of Zhao Guanren. After all, we have their memories, so naturally our goodwill has also been inherited. Wouldn't you be interested in him too?"

"Don't you say it all, Fatty is with him all the time, can I not like it"

Han Qiu turned around and leaned on the shelf, smiled: "But good feelings are good feelings, they are not ordinary people, even we can't figure out their origins, just tell the sisters to play, don't be serious, man It's our clothes, it's not good to always stare at one of them!"

"Don't worry! They won't fight for clothes, maybe they will change clothes"

Yu Qin smiled ambiguously and said, "Don't stare at those old fried dough sticks all the time, spend your time with them, if you want to relax, go to the simple fresh meat and let them do whatever they want. , and can make us happy!"

"I don't want to be a mother, I have to take care of them later, no challenge"

Han Qiu curled his lips in disdain, picked up two bottles of water and walked to the window, handed it to Zhao Guanren, who just came over, and said with a wicked smile: "Stinky brother! Are you a little fresh meat, do you want to talk to my sister? Make an appointment?"

"Why are you so rude, I'm not like you"

Liu Tianliang leaned over suspiciously, and Han Qiu slammed another bottle of water at him, scolding: "You don't have much time to be a dog licker, I remember a domineering president surnamed Xiao, I have all kinds of Kneeling and licking, that's what you did, licking the dog!"

"You know this, Qin Qin! What's the name of your favorite man"

Liu Tianliang looked at Yu Qin in high spirits, Yu Qin was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Why did it get involved with me again, the person I love must have nothing to do with Zhao Bian, that is the commander of our army, he is A real man, his name is Bian Xiangnan!"

"Poof"

Zhao Guanren sprayed a sip of mineral water on Han Qiu's face, and Han Qiu immediately wiped his face and said angrily: "I'm going to die! I'm making another face, you know Bian Xiangnan too?"

"Haha, I know, your favorite is Miss Bian"

Liu Tianliang didn't hear Han Qiu's voiceover, patted Zhao Guanren on the shoulder and smiled: "Miss Bian is his serious daughter-in-law, her name is Bian Xianglan, followed by Zhang Xinyue, Zhou Miao and Bai Ming and others. , you should be familiar with these names, Qin Qin?"

"Fuck you! Dead scumbag"

Yu Qin jumped out of the window angrily, tied the jade belt around her waist, and came to the side of the road, twisting her waist and swinging her hips, Liu Tianliang also ran over to study with her.

"Hello!"

Han Qiu twisted Zhao Guanren on the windowsill, raised his legs and smiled: "Why are you so weak, are you worried that your sister will fall asleep and become gay?"

"Yeah!"

Zhao Guanren frowned and said, "Sister! You really know me so well, I'm so nervous, I always feel like I'm in trouble with Liangzi!"

"Silly! You always put me on the fat man, but why can't you stop the charm of my sister"

Han Qiu covered her mouth and smiled: "It's not that my sister is too feminine. Besides, Zhang Keren has not been brainwashed. She has read all my works, and several people have heard of me, and I have it in my bag. There are Christmas photos taken last year, so I am Han Qiu, and I have something to do with Fatty!"

"If you don't tell me sooner, I will worry about it for a long time"

Zhao Guanren patted his heart in relief, and Han Qiu smiled tenderly again: "Don't tell me you don't have it all, sister's figure and appearance are also worthy of you, talk! Sister is beautiful or not. , I'm in good shape, you don't even compliment me when I'm half tired!"

"Beautiful! A stunner in the world"

Zhao Guanren turned his head and kissed her on the mouth. Who knew that there was a sudden "swoosh" sound, and Yu Qin appeared beside him out of thin air. .

"Wow! I'm teleported, this belt has a teleport function"

Yu Qin shouted excitedly, completely ignoring the two people who were secretly communicating the music, but Liu Tianliang shouted on the street: "Pants! You didn't move your pants, and the lampshade fell to the ground!"

"Ah!!!"


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