Online Game: Evil Dragon Against The Heaven Chapter 187: Yaya (2)

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Chapter 187 Ya Ya (2)

The little girl looks only *** years old, in white clothes, with two soaring horns on her head, her entire face is not childish. Ye Tianxie is sure that this little girl never sat there when he first appeared here, otherwise he will be discovered by him in the first place. She seemed to appear there suddenly.

Yaya: Grade :? grade:? The age is unknown, but it seems that she will always only have a *** year-old body and mind. No one knows her origin. It is said that she has been staying in Ice Extinction Wolf Hole for many years. Only through her test can she enter Ice Extinction Wolf Hole.

Eye of the Evil Dragon just got the information, the little girl already shouted in her clear voice: "My name is Yaya, welcome this Big Brother to come here. The road here is very slippery, and the lovely Yaya here There are magical snowshoes, so that people do n’t have to worry about slipping on ice or snow. "

Ye Tianxie has just approached, and a long panel has appeared in front of him ... White snowshoes: white snowshoes, soles are blessed with simple magic lines, and after wearing, step on any Don't worry about slipping on the road. Price: 1000 gold coins.

Black snowshoes: Black snowshoes, the soles are blessed with simple magic lines, and you do n’t have to worry about slipping on your feet after stepping on any road. Price: 1000 gold coins.

Red snowshoes: Red snowshoes, the soles of which are blessed with simple magic lines, and you do n’t have to worry about slipping under your feet after stepping on any road. Price: 1000 gold coins.

Blue snowshoes ... Pink snowshoes ... Yellow snowshoes ... "Big Brother, you see, there are beautiful shoes of all colors. Yes, yes, if you do n’t wear this beautiful Snowshoes, it is easy to slip into Ice Extinction Wolf Hole. Therefore, for safety, the cute girl will not let Elder Brother sister and uncle and aunts who don't wear snowshoes go in. "Yah's smile is called a bright sun. I'm afraid that the two croissants will be tied with a balloon, and they will be able to fly with her lightly.

Ye Tianxie blue tendons, a pair of simple shoes, even sold for 1,000 gold coins ... If you do n’t buy it, you wo n’t be allowed to enter Ice Extinction Wolf Hole! Grab money! Naked to grab money! It's such a black heart at a young age, don't grow up and grab a bank ... if there are banks in this world.

Even if there is a *** who picked her up and spanked in her heart, Ye Tianxie had to generously take out a thousand gold coins and put on a smiling face: "Little Sister, your snowshoes are very beautiful, then I will buy a pair of black Snowshoes. "

Ding Dong! The transaction was successful. Ye Tianxie has an extra pair of black shoes, no matter the style appearance, but it is like a flat shoe with a dozen dollars on a country street.

Yaya smiled even more cheerfully: "Yeah! Big Brother! You are such a nice person! Just now a few Big Brother are annoying, and I asked if they can be cheaper ... Yah sells the cheapest things, They are so stingy Oh... ... yeah, there are some Big Brother who actually asked if group buying can be discounted? What does group buying mean? "

"Group buying is ..."

"dang dang dang dang! Now enter the Yaya test mode, Big Brother, are you ready? Only by passing the Yaya test can you enter the Ice Extinction Wolf Hole. Yeah! Is n’t Yaya deliberately doing this, this is a beautiful Creation God sister The task entrusted to Yaya. ”Yaya did n’t even explain to Ye Tianxie what a“ group buy ”opportunity was. She obviously shouted out after repeating n times.

Ye Tianxie straightens the waist bar: "Speak, what a test."

With his current strength, he is really not afraid of any so-called test ... as long as he is not looking for something like the ruins of the bones.

Yaya ’s eyes flickered and she shouted: “dang dang dang dang! Now that you ’re ready, the test from the cutest Yaya is coming.”

I have to say that her narcissism is as good as Guoguo. Ye Tianxie thought so.

"The first test ..." Yaya ’s hand showed a white paper roll in her hand: "Fill in poetry!"

A stagger under Ye Tianxie's feet, almost stuck in the snow.

"Entering Ice Extinction Wolf Hole is to save a poor little wolf, so you must not only be loving, but also smart enough. So, you must pass the intelligence test of Yaya to pass the level. Rest assured, Big Brother Nice guy, so the ten tests that Yaya gave are the easiest. Big Brother can pass the test as long as you answer five questions correctly. .

Ye Tianxie took the paper roll-once bitten by a snake, (please fill out the next half sentence).

Ye Tianxie: "..."

With that magic pen from Yaya, Ye Tianxie hasn't moved for a long time.

"Yeah! Yaya is about to start the countdown, only ten seconds. Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Ye Tianxie's hand was shaking, and finally he gritted his teeth, and wrote it on the paper with his hand. After three seconds, he handed it to the girl.

Once bitten by a snake, (smell birds everywhere).

Yaya's body was crooked and almost fell from the snowman.

Yaya was obviously angry and shouted: "Once I was bitten by a snake, I was afraid of a well rope for ten years! This is something that three-year-olds know! Big Brother you are stupid! So stupid! So stupid! It's super big idiot! Stupid Dead! "

Ye Tianxie: "..."

He was n’t intentional, but he really did n’t know what the second half of that proverb was.

Ye Tianxie has never attended elementary school, junior high school, high school ... All his knowledge comes from "she". After meeting, she let him have a home, take care of everything for him, and then he will be his teacher and teach him everything ... And in all disciplines of Ye Tianxie, the worst is foreign language, followed by the poetry in Mandarin.

Foreign language, he currently only remembers twenty-six letters. When she was with him, she would accommodate everything in him infinitely. When he showed a little bit of impatience in foreign languages ​​and ancient poetry, she would be gentle enough to stop him from remembering things he did n’t want to remember, and These do n’t have any effect even if you do n’t study, but teach him a lot of things he must learn if he wants to learn, and Ye Tianxie eventually went to college because of her, because she said to him that she ’s not destined to live through campus life Is incomplete. Because of a lot of emotions, a lot of wonderful things will only belong to the campus, which can't be touched and experienced by other places. So, with the help of Zuo Pojun. He easily entered the Beijing University without a mathematician's dream ... But his campus life lasted for less than two months, just because she left and became a cloud of the past.

In the face of "I was bitten by a snake", Ye Tianxie desperately searched all the verses in his brain that could be remembered now-of course the number is extremely pitiful, and finally picked a relatively rhyming match ... So, one let Yakuya, who collapsed directly, was absolutely born ... Once bitten by a snake, I heard birds everywhere!

"Do n’t be angry with Little Sister. I was bitten by a snake. I was afraid of the well rope for ten years. How could I not be such a simple question. I ’m just making you happy. Yaya is so cute, it ’s even more cute when you laugh. "Ye Tianxie said with a smile and a blushing heart. Yaya, it's not easy to deal with your little girl!

Ye Tianxie's words can make a normal person stand up as goosebumps, but the effect is still quite significant for the little girl who has not yet developed her mind. Sure enough, Yaya no longer was angry, and she thought about it with a crooked head, shouting, "I knew it was intentional. Such a simple question would do even the most stupid and stupid big idiot in the world. How could Big Brother not? Otherwise, even the most stupid big idiot will be inferior. "

Ye Tianxie: "..."

"Then, the quickest, most intense and exciting quiz now, Big Brother, proves that you are a smart person, but you must listen to it!"

Intelligence quiz ... Ye Tianxie couldn't help wiping the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead.

Guoguo blinked, and immediately went to eyes brightened. He shouted with excitement: "The second question ... what is more painful when watermelon and coconut hit the head?"

"The key to this question is not whether it is watermelon or coconut, but to see which one is larger. If the watermelon is large, the watermelon is more painful. If the coconut is larger, the coconut is more painful." Ye Tianxie thought for a while. In seconds, he answered seriously. After the answer, I felt that my answer was seamless. I'm afraid Einstein can't find a more perfect answer.

"Wrong! It's not the watermelon or the coconut that hurts more, but the head! The head hurts, and the coconut and watermelon won't hurt! Big Brother, you are stupid!" Yaya shouted.

Ye Tianxie is directly petrochemical.

"The third question ..." Yaya did n’t give Ye Tianxie panting a chance, and asked in a crisp voice: "A black cat and a white cat are good friends. One day the white cat fell into the black. In the little black river, the whole body became black. What would the black cat say when he saw it? "

Ye Tianxie quickly used his imagination to transform himself into that white cat. After thinking about it for 10 seconds, Da Yi said awe-inspiringly, "It will say, hi! My friend, you are much prettier than before!"

"Wrong!" Yaya opened her mouth and shook her white hands.

"So what will it say?"

"Of course it will say" Meow ~~~ "because cats can't speak!"

Ye Tianxie burst into tears.

"The fourth question ... One day, smart and cute Xiao Ming walked on the street and saw a lot of gold coins and a big bone on the ground, but Xiao Ming picked up the bones and did not pick up those gold coins. This is Why? "

"Because those gold coins are fake." Ye Tianxie said mulan.

"Error! Because Xiaoming is a puppy!"

Ye Tianxie: "..."