Origin Chapter 510: Spot on the nose
There is a saying that it doesn't matter to oneself, hang up high, this is not actually a kind of wisdom to protect oneself, but a kind of passive stupidity to invite disaster, and it is precisely because many people have this idea, so sin will They are tolerated and tolerated, but not everyone is so passive. There are also those who dare to fight against them. Wu Zhongyuan is such a person.
When he turned around and returned to the beach, the beauty was still taking off her clothes with a noble and sad face, while the hero was humming weakly, waiting for the prey to wash and peel it and bring it to the door.
The sound of Wu Zhongyuan's landing destroys the ugliness and filth that seemed to be in the spring. The hero was frightened and pale, trembling all over.
Let's not say a word, just go up and kick, and the hero who kicked it directly has blood from the nose and mouth, screaming in surprise.
For a person with a stomach full of fire, the hero's shrill screams are like cold water to put out a fire. It's much more comfortable to go down in a pot, but it's not very comfortable, and it has to come again.
Hero, no, although this guy directed and acted a hero to save the beauty, he is far from a real hero. He is a rogue at best. Don't pretend to be poisoned, scream and turn around, trying to escape.
Wu Zhongyuan stepped forward, kicked the guy's butt, and kicked him. "You know who I am and you run away? If I am a thief, you swear with your life. Wouldn't the woman you guard be tortured? You don't care about her."
"Are you still a man?" Wu Zhongyuan wanted to kick again.
The river bank was covered with pebbles. The hooligan had already been kicked with blood from the nose and mouth, and the second kick had knocked out his front teeth. Hearing Wu Zhongyuan's reprimand, he waved his hands repeatedly, "Who are you? Why did you hit me?"
"You're disgusting to me." Wu Zhongyuan originally wanted to kick again. Seeing his cowardly appearance, he was worried that he would kick to death if he kicked again. He turned his head and looked aside, and found a cluster of cotton locust trees not far away. , he drew his sword and chopped off seven or eight, grabbed one in his left hand, and one in his right, slashing to death, "Are you really poisoned?"
Cotton locust is used to weave baskets. Although it is thin, it is tough. When one sticks it down, the skin will rip and the flesh will tear open. They say everything, "No, no, no poisoning."
Wu Zhongyuan stopped beating, turned his head to look at the beauty, no, let alone describing her as a beauty, a beautiful but brainless woman should be called a vase, "Did you hear, they are not poisoned, what kind of way do you take off? Clothes?"
Vase is in a hurry to organize her clothes, where can I answer the call.
Wu Zhongyuan turned around and gave the hooligan a stick, "Aren't you willing to give your life to protect her? Hit me now."
"Oops, who the **** are you?" The hooligan was stunned.
Wu Zhongyuan ignored him and turned to look at the vase again, "I like listening to sweet talk, don't you? Did you see that men who talk flattery on weekdays are like bears when they encounter things. Real men are very heavy, He will use practical actions to express his concern, and he doesn't even bother to say such nonsense."
"You lunatic, what the **** are you trying to do?" the rogue shouted in exasperation.
It's okay if he doesn't call, but when he does, he draws Wu Zhongyuan's attention to himself again. Wu Zhongyuan threw away the broken cotton locust sliver in his hand and replaced it with another one. , "Don't you like swearing? Come on, let's hear it again."
Wu Zhongyuan's cultivation is profound, and when the stick is pulled down, it is like a knife cutting, directly into the flesh by half an inch.
If the hooligan didn't answer, Wu Zhongyuan hit him with a stick, "Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up and swear."
The hooligan can't help but tumble and scream.
Wu Zhongyuan saw out of the corner of his eye that the vase was dressed and wanted to run away. He threw away the broken stick, reached out with his right hand, and extended his spiritual energy to grab her back and threw it aside, "I haven't said anything yet. When it's over, don't run, and run again to break your dog's legs."
"You, you, what are you doing?" Vase looked at him like a lunatic.
Wu Zhongyuan pointed at the rogue and said to the vase, "This is the face of the man who swears at every turn when he sees it."
Vase was terrified and confused and did not answer.
"Have you seen it?!" Wu Zhongyuan raised his eyebrows and stared.
The vase shivered in fright and nodded.
Wu Zhongyuan took a small stick from his left hand again. Seeing him holding the stick, the rogue was so frightened that he started screaming before he could hit him.
You have to hit the bark, and the bark is like killing a pig. It's very sweet.
Wu Zhongyuan said loudly, "The male wolf also knows how to bring a rabbit to the female wolf in courtship, and the male bird also knows how to bring a few berries to the female bird in courtship. It is only right and proper for you to pursue others and give some gifts. Look at you, you still talk about it, and even remember to send a flower, why are you so stingy, are you still a man?"
The hooligan really doesn't understand what Wu Zhongyuan wants to do, and he doesn't know how to answer so that he will be beaten less. In desperation, he has to keep begging for mercy.
Who knew that the more he begged for mercy, the more ruthless Wu Zhongyuan beat him, and he was looking at the vase while beating, "Remember, the essence of being stingy is stingy giving, refusing to share, being a small belly, and caring, a man is rich enough to rival the country. , as long as you are stingy, it is worthless to you women."
"I remember, don't beat him." The vase cried out in fright, Wu Zhongyuan struck harder, and the hooligan was covered in blood now.
"Don't cry," Wu Zhongyuan reprimanded loudly, until he roared at the vase, and pointed at the hooligan with a small stick, "You cry!"
"Ah? Hero, hero, I dare not, what the **** are you trying to do." The rogue really cried.
"It's not sincere to cry," Wu Zhongyuan said, pointing at the vase with a small stick, "Why did you cry at her just now, cry for me again, cry well, and say while you cry, how much you love me , that you can't live without me."
Wu Zhongyuan didn't expect that the hooligan would do it, but the hooligan actually did it. He cried strictly according to his request, crying while saying that the reason why this guy is so obedient is because he found out that Wu Zhongyuan is a lunatic, because only a lunatic can Make such a strange request.
Wu Zhongyuan looked at the vase, "Do you know how stupid he is now? His tears are worthless, and he can live well without your family. Don't think about yourself so important."
"Okay, don't cry," Wu Zhongyuan said to the hooligan. "Remember in the future that men don't shed tears, and only trash can use tears to win women's sympathy."
The hooligan was overjoyed when he heard it. Since Wu Zhongyuan told him to "remember it later", it means he didn't want to kill him. Although he was beaten, he didn't worry about his life.
"Come on, pretend to be cold and gloomy again," Wu Zhongyuan took a small stick from his left hand again, "Didn't you just tell her that you were hurt emotionally? Have you ever been let down by a woman? Say it again. , say it well, the expression should be in place, the tone should be deep, the speed of speech should be slow, and the voice should be as magnetic as possible, come on, start."
Although the rogue was in pain to death, he still performed according to Wu Zhongyuan's request. He had confirmed that Wu Zhongyuan was a lunatic, and he was not too crazy.
The hooligan is more cooperative, it is considered to be frank and lenient. This time Wu Zhongyuan didn't beat him. After he finished speaking, he turned his head to look at the vase again, "Be more mindful in the future, a man who really cares about feelings will not slander his past. A woman's, because he knows that although this woman has left, she has also accompanied him, and all men who speak ill of their ex are not people who value love and justice."
"Mmmmmmm." Vase nodded again and again. Like the hooligan, she also regarded Wu Zhongyuan as a lunatic.
"Okay, now it's your turn." Wu Zhongyuan said to the vase.
"Me?" The vase was terrified, terrified.
Wu Zhongyuan said, "Don't you like sacrificing yourself to save others, come on, give up again, take off your clothes, let the uncle be happy, if you don't obey, I will kill him."
The vase is stunned.
Seeing that the vase did not comply, Wu Zhongyuan started to fight again.
After hitting the cotton locust sliver in his hand, Wu Zhongyuan went over to cut a few more, and came back and smoked it again, but no matter how the hooligan called for help, the vase did not undress.
When the fight was almost over, Wu Zhongyuan stopped and pointed at the vase with the small stick in his hand, "Why don't you sacrifice yourself to save others? What a noble and tragic thing, why don't you do it?"
When the vase didn't move, Wu Zhongyuan walked over and dragged her clothes, "Come on, don't you like to be tragic and tragic, come on, let me also take advantage of your sympathy."
Vase knew what he wasn't really going to do, and wasn't too scared, just clutched at the collar and wept.
"Remember in the future that not everyone deserves your sympathy and rescue. If you dirty yourself for a dog, and meet a tiger in the future, are you worthy of others?" Wu Zhongyuan scolded loudly, "Women are like this all their lives. If you don’t cherish your child’s capital, you still want to use it to save others, even Lao Tzu can’t save everyone, what are you?!”
After saying this, he kicked the hooligan who was lying on the ground pretending to be dizzy, "You also remember that everyone is born as an ant, a man who works hard becomes a tiger, and a man who doesn't work hard becomes a dog. It's much easier to catch prey than a dog like you."
"Hahahahaha..." A woman's laughter suddenly came from the forest on the east side of the lower reaches.
"Hahaha, I really can't help it, hahaha, you are so interesting." A young woman in a foreign costume came out of the forest beating her chest, laughing as she walked, leaving the forest to herself. Sit down on a piece of bluestone, "I'm sorry, sorry, I shouldn't bother you, you go on, it's fine when I don't exist."
"Who are you?" Wu Zhongyuan frowned and tilted his head. He was too excited before and didn't notice how this person approached.
"I was passing by, you continue to teach them, don't be influenced by me." The young woman forcibly endured not to laugh.
"Is it so funny?" Wu Zhongyuan asked. The clothes the young woman wore were full of alien features, and there was a roll of floral cloth wrapped around her head.
"Yes," the young woman nodded again and again, "Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm not laughing because what you said is wrong, what you said makes sense, and what you said before could be saved if it were spread out. There are a lot of women, but more than 70% of the men in the world have to hate you, so you didn’t give them a way to survive, hahaha.”
Wu Zhongyuan didn't answer any more, just frowned and looked at the woman downstream. The woman had been laughing all the time before, and her facial features were not real. After she couldn't hold back her smile, she finally saw the person's age and appearance. Appearance, this person is about twenty-four or five years old, and his appearance can only be described as beautiful. He was so frightened that he became vigilant at the first time, and quickly reminded himself that the fence was closed...