Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty Chapter 312: It’s still hot!

I was impeached for no reason, and the unlucky urge to go to court tomorrow, it is really his mother who sits at home, and the disaster comes from heaven!

"Gant Niang's old dog Cui! You bully Xiaoye too much, Cao! Kicked you to death!"

Li Zexuan’s ‘wave’ and ‘swing’ was on the laneway home, and his heart became more irritating. He saw what kicks and kicks on the road, because there are not many pedestrians at the moment, otherwise it would be uncomfortable to suffer such a sudden. ..

"Master is back!"

Walking to the ‘door’ of the house, the Three Treasures came up first, said.

"Well, did you send Li Yu there?"

Li Zexuan nodded and asked casually.

"Go back to the young master, it's gone!"

"Well, that's good!"

Li Zexuan waved his hand and prepared to return to the house. Suddenly, he stepped back, and waved at the Three Treasures: "Three Treasures, come here! Master, I'll ‘tell’ you something!"

"Master, you say!"

Sambo, hearing this, ran over excitedly and said.

"Go...hey, come in and talk, come in and talk!"

Li Zexuan realized something was wrong as soon as he came to the mouth, and he quickly took the Three Treasures into the mansion's gate, so Li's servants saw such a scene full of "sincere love" from a distance: his master and his The housekeeper in the house was discussing something sneakily under the big locust tree in the front yard. One person kept talking "Beep Beep", and said and gestured with his hands while the other was staring. The eyes are completely dumbfounded.

"Do you understand?"

"Huh~? Master, is this...Is this too...too wicked~?"

"Lack of your sister! Do you still want to do it~?"

"Well, the young master calms down and calms down the anger, let's go for the younger ones, but if this is revealed, the master is afraid it will be difficult to explain!"

"Your special mother's pig! I didn't let you go personally! You won't cover your face and hire a few people secretly to help you recruit~?"

"Yes, yes, what the young master said is, that little one is gone!"

"Hold on, I haven't given you any money yet! Where are your special mothers going~? Your boy is not bright today! Go to the steward Wang to have a hundred quills, there is not enough!"

"Ah~? Master, how can I use so much~? Ten gins of money is enough!"

Sambo almost knelt, he said bitterly.

"You kid knows what a fart, the more money, the bigger things will be, and the happier master I will be! Master, I don’t need money! If you do it well, you will be rewarded! Don’t go! "

Li Zexuan slapped the head on the back of the three treasures, and said angrily.

My own dog’s legs are not good, too honest, not arrogant enough, not in line with my own identity!

"Yes, master, the younger one will go right away!"

Sambo saw that his young master was a little impatient, he didn't dare to hesitate any more, and hurriedly ran off like a rabbit with his legs. He still cherishes the identity of Li Zexuan's top dog's leg.

"Ahem~! What to see, don't you hurry up to work?"

Li Zexuan saw that the maidservant Ding in the distance looked here "gossip", he scolded in annoyance.

Suddenly, the housemaid hurried away.

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The next day, five quarters in time.

Some people are still asleep, but some people have already gotten up. The people who got up so early, except for the traffickers and pawns, are the ministers who caught up with the early court. So from this point of view, the court officials and the traffickers actually have something in common, that is, they both need to get up early.

But today is a little bit different. Because the fleet going south will start in the morning, after today’s morning, all the Beijing officials of rank 5 and above will go to the pier at Bashang in the east suburb of Chang'an together for the army. See off.

"Hmm~! Madam, you can buy more'meat' food in the future, our family won't have to live this poor life soon, haha!"

Shengyefang.

In a dilapidated and small courtyard, Cui Shanyou was drinking gruel and eating green vegetables, and said with some dissatisfaction to the middle-aged Mai ‘women’ opposite.

"Master, you are not talking nonsense~? With your salary, how can our family be able to afford'meat' food~?"

Mai said "women's face" weirdly.

"Haha, my eyesight is short-sighted! It won't be long before the old man will be able to return to the family~! What do you want then?"

Cui Shanyou laughed triumphantly.

"What~? Sir, what you said is true~?"

The voice of Mai's "women" has increased by an octave, and is extremely excited, even using "you", which shows that she is very concerned about her family identity.

"Of course! The specific husband can't tell you now, you'll know after a while!"

"Hmm, come on, sir, eat more!"

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"Madam, I went to Bashang for my husband. Today, your Majesty specially called me to the morning court, so I may come back later. You have lunch first, don't wait for me!"

Cui Shanyou ate breakfast happily, and he was about to go out ‘door’. Of course, this ecstasy does not refer to the ecstasy, but the respect he received from his wife, and finally he can ‘straighten’ his back as a man.

"Okay, sir, go slowly!"

Mai ‘women’ said quickly.

"Hehe, silly tiger, let's go! Go to Bashang!"

Cui Shanyou waved his hand vigorously, leading a crouched young man, ready to leave the'door'.

How can I afford horses and carriages with Cui Shanyou’s poor ‘force’? So he got up earlier today because the distance is far, so he has to leave early!

"Ouch~!"

Cui Shanyou opened the dilapidated ‘door’ of the courtyard, and just took a step, almost gliding out.

"Master, hehe, what's wrong with you~?"

The guy named "Silly Tiger" seems to have a real problem with his brain, his master has something wrong, and he can still "hehe" giggling, I really don't know how many episodes he can "live" .

"It seems to have stepped on something soft~! Silly tiger, please help me see, sir, my eyes are not so good! Oh, I have stepped on the other foot too!"

Cui Shanyou didn't care about the silly tiger's untimely smirk, maybe he was already used to it.

It’s just that he moved like this, and his other foot immediately stepped on a soft thing. At this moment, the genius has just been "blinded", his eyes are dim and "flowered", so naturally he can't see anything. Qing, can only ask Shahu for help.

"Hey, sir, I will help you see it!"

Silly Tiger chuckled and ran over quickly.

"Hurry up, what did you step on~? Could it be a poisonous snake~?"

Speaking of this, Cui Shanyou immediately broke into a cold sweat, even the elders would be afraid of snakes!

"Hehe, no, sir, you stepped on shit! Hehe!"

Stepped on shit! Shit! Up!

Also hey, hey your mother!

Cui Shanyou has a look of Sparta~IndoMTL.com~ Even though he has become accustomed to the silly way of speaking, at this moment, he still feels that the word "hehe" is extremely harsh.

"Unreasonable! Unreasonable! At the feet of the emperor, someone dared to pour this filth at the door of the old man's house! It is really unreasonable!"

Cui Shan was shivering with friendliness, and his beard was about to curl up. Nobody can stand the **** at the door! But what makes him even more unbearable is yet to come.

"Hey! Master, this is not someone else's poop. Someone just pulled it. You think this **** is still hot!"

It's hot! Now! Too!

"Oh~~Wow~~!"

It’s not that Cui Shanyou’s ability to withstand it is poor. It’s really that the picture feels so strong. Cui Shanyou couldn’t help it anymore, ran to the corner and started to vomit. It’s just that when he ran, it was inevitable that Stepped on a few feces!

"Huh~? Master, what's wrong with you? I haven't finished talking yet! I can see that this **** is caused by a child. Look, how fine the roots are! Hey!"

"Oh~~! Live...Shut up! Omit~~~!"

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One day, when Xiao Ming went to the toilet, tmd'smoke' a cigarette, and suddenly felt uncomfortable in his throat, so he spit on the stool, and then watched the saliva continue to be drawn, drawn, drawn until she touched When I got to the poop, it became thinner, thinner and thinner, and it broke... and he bounced back in his mouth, and then the whole person was stuck.

Quack~~ Do you guys think the picture is very strong! ! !

If you were eating when you read this chapter, the knight can only say sorry~~! 23333333

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