Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty Chapter 313: Did you eat **** in the morning?

Cui Shanyou returned home in embarrassment and changed a pair of shoes. He didn't even care about going to take another bath, so he hurriedly lit the lantern, bypassed the countless "mines" in front of the door, and carried the "shit gas" of Ruoyouruuowu. , To the east gate of Chang'an.

As for where the "landmines" in front of the door came from, he has no time to investigate now. He wants to wait until the morning comes back, then go to the people in Wuhou Mansion and let them investigate!

If you let the old man know who is so wicked, you have to look good! Cui Shanyou thought bitterly.

"Oh~! Great! Haha! Now you can buy sugar people to eat~!"

In the alley to the west of Cui Shanyou’s house, there were about forty and a half children gathered. One of them was a naked, stubborn, big boy who jumped excitedly after seeing the disappearance of Cui Shanyou’s master and servant. , Yelled.

"Haha, old man Cui stepped on my papa just now, can Xiaowu get a hundred more bounty this time?"

A six or seven-year-old boy wearing rags and linen, with a bun on top, asked the older boy just now.

"Little Five, the sky is so dark, how can you see clearly?"

The older boy asked depressedly.

"Of course you can see clearly! If you don’t believe Brother Qinu, you can go and have a look. Xiao Wu left a mark next to the papa, which is half a step away from the door, and Xiao Wu specially chose it there. , The old man must have stepped on it just now!"

The little boy named Xiaowu heard the older boy not believing him, and hurriedly asked him to take a closer look.

"Hmm, let go, we'll just wait for Brother Biaozi to come over, and he will come later!"

The big boy hurriedly broke away, and he didn't want to suffer from the smelly "mine field"!

"Brother Biaozi is here~!"

"Brother Biaozi is here~!"

Suddenly there were two surprise sounds from the children, and then the crowd was divided into two sides automatically, and a shirtless, sturdy man came over with two young young men who were alive.

"Hello Biaozi!"

"Hello Biaozi!"

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More than forty children bend over to say hello to the big guy in unison. It looks like this big guy is walking around with a bunch of little kids, which is quite funny.

"Well, it’s not bad, I just saw it next to me, you all did a good job, I always speak for words, and don’t pit your money, promise, two hundred words per person, let Old Man Cui step on One hundred more rewards for the doll in China! Second Lin, send money!"

Brother Biaozi thrust in his waist and shouted loudly.

"Yes, boss!"

A small attendant responded quickly.

"Thank you, Brother Biao!"

"Thank you, Brother Biao!"

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The little kids jumped up excitedly when they heard that they were really going to pay.

"Quiet and quiet! Don't provoke others!"

Biaozi quickly yelled, and then said: "Today you go back, and you are all trying to feed Lao Tzu one by one. If you want to shit, I will hold it back for Lao Tzu. In the morning, we will come back to Old Man Cui. Give it a try! The price will still be at that time, have you heard it clearly?"

"Listen clearly!"

When they heard that they could earn another money tomorrow, the children quickly agreed. You only need to pay a tuo of "xiang" and you can get a few hundred words of income. If you don't agree to such a cost-effective transaction, wouldn't it be a problem with your head?

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The same thing happened almost at the same time in other corners of Chang'an City. The seven of Ju Qingliu, Sima Minglang, Gu Fengyan, Shangguan Yufeng, Lu Yanyu, Zheng Zhanli, and Sikong Linghao joined Cui Shanyou to impeach Li Zexuan. Dr. Guozijian, without exception, all suffered from seedlings and "glide" one after another.

"Nine Heavens opens the palace, and all nations pay homage to Mianqi"

Chang'an is located on the extension of the Weihe River and the northern foot of the Qinling Mountains. In the planning process, Chang'an City embraces the idea of ​​the unity of nature and man.

There are no rivers in Chang'an. There are only canals that connect the rivers between the city and the suburbs, and man-made or natural pools such as Qujiang Pool. Outside the city of Chang'an, there are rivers, namely Wei, Jing, Feng, Lao, Luo, Chu, Chan, and Ba rivers. This is what people often say "Eight waters around Chang'an"!

Therefore, in terms of transportation, Chang'an, as the capital of the empire, is extremely developed in both water and land transportation.

The Bahe River originated in Lantian County and is located to the east of Chang'an City. On both sides of the Baqiao, five miles of embankments are built, thousands of willows are planted, and tourists are hitting their shoulders. It is the magnificence of Chang'an. Whenever the spring is full and the spring breeze blows, the catkins fly all over the sky, smog, and become a major landscape in Chang'an Baqiao. Bahe has a wharf and an inn, called "Bating", where people usually welcome and see guests, say goodbye, and fold the branches and willows as gifts.

Li Zexuan came to Bashang a long time ago today. He was very speechless to Li Er. Why did he make a "Fifth-Rank and higher-ranking Beijing official to come to Bashang to see off the army"? Isn't it good to just come to the fifth grade or above? Li Zexuan felt that he had been targeted.

Oh, a good weekend, it's so cold! Should I also suggest to Li Er someday that the double-break system should also be brought to the court? After all, "government workers" in previous lives also need to rest on weekends!

"Haha, it's been a long time since you guys have seen you! I don't know how to take the time to say hello to me if you don't find you in old Cheng?"

A huge force came from the shoulders abruptly. If Li Zexuan hadn’t made his move more stable, he would probably be slapped into the river by this slap. Don’t look at it. Only Demon King Cheng could do such an inconspicuous thing. .

"Uncle Cheng's lesson is that the kid is not thinking carefully! Please come to the mansion for drinks with Uncle Qin!"

Li Zexuan was very helpless to this mad, "old and disrespectful" Cheng Yaojin, and could only follow his words and said.

"Hey! No need to change the day~! If you count the days, your kid will soon get married. Then I will go to your house and have a big meal! Haha, your kid will not be allowed to hide privately~ IndoMTL .com~If you have any good wine and food, I have to bring it to the old man!"

Cheng Yaojin patted Li Zexuan on the shoulder, haha ​​laughed.

"Zhijie, how can you do this to your elders?"

Qin Qiong on the side could not help frowning.

"Hey, Brother Qin, this kid is his own family, why should he be polite to him? Huh~? What smell? Why is it so smelly!"

Cheng Yaojin smelled a foul smell as he spoke. He sniffed his nose and turned his head around to find out the source of the smell.

Li Zexuan also smelled it. With sharp eyes, he saw Cui Shanyou, Ju Qingliu, Sima Minglang and others coming here. He smiled knowingly, pulled Cheng Yaojin's sleeve, and then held his breath. He stepped forward and smiled:

"Yo~! Isn't this Dr. Cui, Dr. Orange, and Dr. Sima? How early are you~?"

"Well, Li Siye, you are early too!"

Cui Shanyou is not in a good mood today. He just pretended to arch his hands and gave a simple greeting, and he didn't want to speak anymore.

The others didn't even say anything, just bowed their hands.

Li Zexuan didn't care about his face, but he cursed that there was little JJ who stabbed the knife behind these people. He suddenly pinched his nose and exaggeratedly exclaimed: "Well, eh~~! Dr. Cui, why is this happening to you? It smells so bad, did you eat **** in the morning?"

Did you eat **** in the morning? Eat shit? Shit?

Li Zexuan’s cry was louder, Cheng Yaojin was close, and he heard the most clearly. Old Cheng widened his eyes in shock, pinched his nose, and pointed at Cui Shanyou and others: “Bah, it’s a shame to gentleman, Te Niang’s You are insulting gentleman, you even eat shit! Nah~~! It's too smelly, I can’t stand it!"

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