Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty Chapter 313: Shake the pot!
"Gosh! Someone eats shit?"
"Oh~~! It really seems to smell like shit~~Oh~~!"
"Unreasonably, on such an important day today, didn't Cui Shanyou deliberately cause'chaos' by doing this?"
Cheng Yaojin’s voice was even louder. The civil and military ministers who had been waiting here early in the surrounding area heard it all. They opened their eyes one by one, looked at Cui Shanyou and others incredulously, and then smelled it. There was the smell of "xiang" in the air, and all the ministers "swiftly" jumped far and wide, as if fleeing from the plague. . .
Cui Shanyou and the others immediately formed a quarantine belt next to them. The'turmoil' here immediately attracted the attention of 20,000 sailors not far away, but due to strict military regulations, they did not come to see it. It's lively, even if it is so, one by one they are constantly looking here with their eyes.
"You~! You~! Shu Zi'an dare to slander the old man! You~!"
Cui Shanyou sees that everyone looks disgusted and stays away from them. Even the officials who usually'friends' with him are unwilling to approach him. In a blink of an eye, a few of them have a reputation for "eating shit". Being seated, Cui Shanyou, who has always paid attention to reputation, couldn't help being ashamed to death. He pointed at Li Zexuan with a trembling right finger and cursed.
At this moment, he didn't even care that Li Zexuan was his superior, and even used "Zhuzi".
"My colleagues, don't want to listen to nonsense, how can scholars of my generation eat such filthy things? All this is a misunderstanding!"
"Yes! I waited because I accidentally stepped on a child's feces on the road, and I would never go to eat such filthy things! Huang Shi'lang, you have to believe me!"
Lu Yan ‘Jade’ hurriedly pulled one of his usual friends and explained.
"Hmm~! Dr. Lu, I believe you will be the next one. Let go first. I feel a little sick~~"
Huang'Shi' Lang quickly broke away from Lu Yan's'Jade' hand, ran to the side and vomited. After all, he hadn't been very young after eating breakfast!
The other doctors were basically in the same situation. No matter how they explained, they were not willing to listen carefully. They all "fleeing around" because everyone is similar to Huang Shi Lang, who have just finished breakfast. How long will anyone be willing to come into contact with such an unappetizing thing?
Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Changsun Wuji, and Wei Zheng also stood far away, frowning at the eight Guozijian doctors in the field.
"Unreasonable! Why are Cui Shanyou and others so ignorant?"
Wei Zheng said displeasedly.
"Maybe there is something hidden in it, so let's wait for your majesty to talk about it!"
Fang Xuanling said ‘Yin’.
Changsun Wuji smiled, but did not make a comment. He glanced at Li Zexuan in the distance with deep meaning.
"The good reputation of the old man for decades has been destroyed by your hands! The old man...the old man fights with you! Ah~~~!"
Seeing that his first life is about to be ruined, Cui Shanyou can’t help it anymore. He moves his old arms and legs, and rushes towards Li Zexuan like crazy, watching this Posture, he wanted to knock Li Zexuan to death.
Li Zexuan "was shocked", "wandered" around the crowd in "worrier", and yelled, "Dr. Cui, you are wronged! The kid never said that your old man eats Shit! I'm just asking if you eat shit!"
With his skill, even if he stood still and let the old man hit him, there was nothing wrong with him for a year, but he was afraid that Cui Shanyou would "touch the porcelain"! Depending on his age, if he hits something good or bad, will he be blackmailed for a large amount of "medicine" fees?"
"Puff~~! Shit! I don’t share the same spirit with you!"
Hearing Li Zexuan "eating shit" one bite at a time, and it was slippery like a loach, he couldn't catch it at all. Cui Shanyou couldn't help it anymore, he staggered two steps, spouting a mouthful of old blood, angrily said.
"Dr. Cui! Dr. Cui! Are you okay?"
Ju Qingliu, Sima Minglang, Gu Fengyan, Shangguan Yufeng, Lu Yan'Yu', Zheng Zhanli, Sikong Linghao and others hurriedly came to help Cui Shanyou and said in a hurry.
They have been smelling the "shit" for so long along the way, and they have almost developed a certain degree of immunity, so no one will dislike anyone at this moment.
"Hey~! I didn't care about my business, okay? Dr. Cui, why bother to chase you? You see you are a lot of age, let others see it, and say I bullied you~!" /
Li Zexuan said somewhat "unbearable".
"You~! You~! You~!"
Cui Shanyou "you you you" for a long time, but finally can't hold it anymore. He rolled his eyes and fainted completely!
"Dr. Cui~! Dr. Cui~! You wake up~!"
"Dr. Cui, wake up~!"
The other seven doctors of the Imperial College suddenly lost their backbone, and one by one they dragged Cui Shanyou's arm and cried out in grief.
"You, take a few people and take him to the Imperial Medical Office!"
In the distance, Changsun Wuji finally couldn't stand it, and decided to end the farce. He summoned a sergeant and ordered.
"No!"
The silver armored sergeant bowed to take his command, led two of his men, and ran towards the field.
"Hey, what happened to your boy today? Did these people offend you somewhere?"
After the court regained calmness, Cheng Yaojin grabbed Li Zexuan and smiled.
"The kid is wronged! Uncle Cheng! I just guessed a sentence ‘random’, but I didn’t expect you to react so much and shouted that sentence directly!"
Li Zexuan must not recite this pot! It really hurts his perfect image of being bright and majestic, the oldest, loving, wise and unrestrained! So he just threw the pot to Cheng Yaojin, anyway, the old demon's ‘jing’ had more lice and itching, and there were already more people who hated him.
"Pop!"
Cheng Yaojin's beard blowing and staring, slapped Li Zexuan's forehead, and cursed: "Fart! You said it, you dare to rely on Lao Tzu? You are a stinky boy. I'm capable~!"
Li Zexuan ‘kneaded’ his head~IndoMTL.com~ murmured to himself: No wonder Cheng Chumo’s brain is not bright! It must have been beaten by Cheng Yaojin since childhood.
"Haha! I haven't seen you for a long time, your kid is even more powerful! First, Cui Shanyou was stunned, and now Cheng Zhijie is provoked again! It seems that I will have another'fuck' world demon in Datang~!" /
At this moment, a middle-aged general, covered in battle armor, walked and walked over here.
It is Li Xiaogong.
"Master! Why are you free now?"
Although Li Zexuan didn't agree with what Li Xiaogong just said, "The Tang Dynasty will have another'Hun' World Demon King", but he was even more surprised at this point in time that Li Xiaogong still had time to come over and talk to them.
"Hehe~! Why is there no time? You see, the army has been reorganized, and the private caravans and sailors have also assembled. Just wait for your majesty to come over! Why can't this king be free~?"
Li Xiaogong pointed at the neatly formed army in the distance, and said casually.
Li Zexuan admired: "The prince's rule of the army is really strict. In this way, he is the teacher of the tiger and wolf!"
"Haha! You kid can really talk!"
Li Xiaogong smiled triumphantly.
"Go! This is far worse than my old Cheng! Didn't you steal the teacher from the'pharmacist'?"
Others will give Li Xiaogong a bit of face, but Cheng Yaojin won't give it to him. When Old Cheng heard Li Xiaogong brag there, he immediately couldn't help but sarcastically said.
"Uh, ahem! Zhijie, you~!"
Li Xiaogong was almost out of breath, and what he said was not all wrong. Li Xiaogong's commanding skills were mostly learned when he fought side by side with Li Jing in the early years, so he could only tell Cheng Yao Jin stared.