Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty Chapter 648: The college embarrassment~!


The next day.

Li Zexuan came to Yanhuang Academy early because he had received news early in the morning: something went wrong over the Academy~!

It's just a mess, but it's really funny.

The thing is like this: Yesterday afternoon, some teachers from the local academy who lived in Chang'an saw that the hour came and they went home, but quite a few of them were not natives of Chang'an, and their homes were far away from the academy. I "enjoyed" the treatment of a dormitory for the first time in my life.

However, this kind of dormitory is different from any room they used to live in~!

The classroom dormitories of Yanhuang Academy are similar to the teacher dormitories of modern universities or middle schools. Accordingly, the student dormitories are also the same as modern student dormitories.

The teachers who lived in this kind of dormitory for the first time took the key from Li Gang during the day and opened the door of the room smoothly. First, they lit the candlestick in the room and looked at the neatly arranged bed cabinets in the room. , Quilts, they are quite happy, they think the environment here is better than some big inns in Chang'an~!

Then they went to prepare to wash and sleep. They saw that there was a small room in the innermost part of the dormitory. Many people could guess that it was a place for washing. They went in and took a look. Well, the white ceramic washbasin inside, The bright water pipe actually has a small fairy mirror~!

Everyone thinks this dormitory is really too luxurious~!

Then, and then, they were instantly confused when they went to the bathroom~!

Well, this white and smooth pit is a hut. They have used it during the day. Hey, my stomach hurts, so I pulled it, but this place is connected to the sleeping place~! And there is no water next to the toilet to flush poop~! If I stay here, how can I sleep at night~?

(It should be noted that only the dormitory and bathhouse of Yanhuang Academy now have water pipes for water supply. The rest of the buildings have relatively high floors and the overall water consumption is large, so it is necessary to deliver enough water to the water tower on the top of the building. The workload is very large, and there is no water supply for these buildings. Therefore, in Guanghua Building, Red Building and other buildings, there will be a bucket of water next to the toilet)

Damn, this is not the most important point. The most important thing is that the person who **** suddenly realizes that there is no toilet seat~? This is okay~?

These people didn't pay attention to the roll of white toilet paper in the next window, maybe even if someone saw it, they would not have thought that the paper was used to wipe their buttocks~! After all, for ancient scholars, paper was a very precious thing.

Therefore, the voice of "calling friends and calling friends" sounded in many dormitories.

"Brother Sima, are you there~? Could you help Han to get a toilet chip~!"

"Toilet chips~? Oh~! Then, Brother Han, wait, someone goes out to look for~!"

"Brother Shangguan, do you have a toilet rack in your house~? Can you lend me a use~?"

"Brother Yuwen, wait, let me see... Hey, there is no toilet seat in a certain house~!"

"Ah~? Brother Shangguan, can you go out and find one for me~! I remember there is a bamboo forest behind our college~!"

"That's all right, Brother Yuwen, wait a minute, and some will get back two more by the way~!"

This is the way those people who can be named "neighbors" come up with, but there are some dormitories assigned by people who don't even know the person next to them. How can this be done~? I can’t just cut bamboo by myself~? Hey, it seems to be OK~! Anyway, no one can see the dark lights at night...

Therefore, no one expected that the world's top university in ten years' time, when it was just established, would actually have such an unsightly picture:

"Um~! Here comes another one, it smells so bad~!"

"Oh~! This **** is too stinky~?"

(It can make a group of gentlemen swear, you can imagine how smelly it is)

"No, I have to cut it back quickly~!"

"Eh, who really touched Laozi's ass~? Damn, Lao Gong, is it you~? With so many calluses on his hands, it must be you~!"

Last night, the night was dark and the wind was high, there was no moon, and there were no stars. It could be said that they couldn't see their fingers. These people worked so hard to reach the location of the bamboo forest, and found that there were so many accomplices there, so the above happened. dialogue. Li Zexuan had previously been transplanted to the bamboo forest for the students to admire and cultivate their character, and because of this, they made it "black smoke."

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"Mo Zhong, let all the gentlemen gather in the teachers' dormitory~!"

When he came to Yanhuang Academy, Li Zexuan rushed to Mo Zhongdao next to him with a black face.

Mo Huai is now the subject leader of the Physics Department of the academy, and is considered one of the giants of the academy. Mo Zhong and Mo Yun are not as capable as Mo Huai. They originally applied to Li Zexuan to be the gate guard of the academy. However, Li Zexuan felt that the two of them had good skills and it was too wasteful to use the door to see them, so he asked them to run errands by his side and spread the word.

(23333, it seems that there is not much difference between the janitor and the errandman)

"Yes~IndoMTL.com~Mountain long~!"

A quarter of an hour later, all the gentlemen of Yanhuang Academy came downstairs to the teachers’ dormitory. Seeing that Li Zexuan’s face was not pretty. Those who lived in the academy last night bowed their heads in shame and did not live in the academy. The people of, also looked very embarrassed, obviously they knew about the "frustration" that happened in the college last night.

Li Gang came late. After all, he is getting older, so he doesn't know it yet. Looking at this strange scene at the moment, the old man feels that his brain is not enough.

"Gentlemen, I am very sorry for what happened in the college last night. I am responsible for this~! For many people, Yanhuang Academy is a new thing that has never been seen before, and my mountain leader, I didn't teach you to use these new things in advance. This is because I didn't think about it well. Today I will take you to familiarize all the things in the academy~! When students enroll in the future, don't forget to teach them all~! "

Li Zexuan didn’t blame them. He didn’t look good because the Yanhuang Academy exposed too many problems on the first day of its operation. These problems proved that there was a big blind spot in his own thinking. He thinks that the modern things in Yanhuang Academy seem to be very accustomed and easy to use, but he ignores the people around him. They are all from the Tang Dynasty~!

Therefore, there is an absurd phenomenon that the physics teacher cannot understand the formula with Arabic numbers in the book, and the teacher who lives in the school does not need to use the ready-made toilet paper to go to the toilet, but has to go out and chop bamboo naked~!

Everyone heard that today's mountain leader is really reasonable, so they all said politely: "Hey, the mountain leader is serious~!"

"Yes~! No wonder the mountain is long~!"

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Eleventh more~!

(End of this chapter)

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