Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty Chapter 745: The academy’s routines are deep!
"Dahu, you go and scald these grasshoppers with boiling water, scald them to death, wash them off by the way, and then steep the water, sprinkle salt, mix well and marinate for a delicious taste!"
When he came to the small kitchen next to him, Li Zexuan handed the bamboo tube to Wang Dahu and ordered.
"Huh~? Lei...grasshopper~? Shan Chang, you said that you want me to be a grasshopper~?"
Wang Dahu was about to reach out to pick up the bamboo tube, but suddenly reacted, and the boy shivered immediately and said with horror on his face.
Li Zexuan rolled his eyes, and said with no anger: "Yes! This dish is fried grasshoppers~? What's wrong~? What a fuss!"
Wang Dahu was dumbfounded, swallowed, and said, "Uh, long mountain, this grasshopper can't eat it~! It will offend the locust god!"
In ancient times, because people did not know enough about locusts, the probability of locust plagues was even greater. Facing the flying locusts, people at that time said that they were transformed by fish eggs, and they turned into fish and shrimps after entering the water. Moreover, swarms of locusts cover the sky and the sun, and people call it the "locust god" because of fear.
When a locust plague breaks out, locusts will cause very serious disasters, wherever they go, trees, crops, and even turf are gnawed away. The farmers are even more cropless. As a result, many poor people are displaced and hungry. Dead on the streets, corpses in the wilderness. Even so, the people only know to set up worship, they dare not hunt the locusts, and allow the locusts to chew the seedlings, because they are afraid of the revenge of the locust god.
At this moment, I heard that Li Zexuan was going to fry locusts, let alone whether this thing can be eaten as a dish, because people now fear the **** of locusts, Wang Dahu did not dare to accept Li Zexuan's order!
"God of locust~?"
Li Zexuan didn’t understand what the locust **** is at first, but when he thought to himself in his heart, he immediately understood it. He felt angry and wanted to laugh at the same time. In his previous life, he had heard of the Kaiyuan period when the sage Yao Chong eliminated "locust The story of "God" was still whispering. How could the ancients be so stupid and regard locusts as gods? But now that he saw it with his own eyes, he couldn't help but believe it!
"What kind of **** locust god~? This is a little grasshopper, a little grasshopper that died after stepping on it~!"
Li Zexuan casually took out a grasshopper from the bamboo tube and kicked it. The cyan grasshopper was squashed, and the yellow liquid leaked out of his body.
"Have you seen it? If this thing is a locust god, how could I be trampled to death~? Have you ever seen such a fragile god~?"
Li Zexuan pointed at the trampled locust on the ground and said loudly.
Wang Dahu is dumbfounded. He knows that many children like to catch locusts and play. Usually no one will care about them. After all, they are children, and the gods will not blame it, but Li Zexuan is not a child. !
Seeing that Wang Dahu was still stunned, Li Zexuan continued: "Dahu, although you are not a student of Yanhuang Academy, you are still half a member of Yanhuang Academy! As a member of Yanhuang Academy, the most The basic thing is that you have to understand that there is no **** in this world! These grasshoppers do harm to crops, and they deserve to be called gods~? It's ridiculous! This kind of thing is only worthy of a pan, don’t you understand~?"
Wang Dahu was stunned for a long time before he nodded: "Little one understands! There is no **** in this world!"
"Well, great! Then you go and do what I say!"
Li Zexuan also saw that Wang Dahu hadn't completely turned the corner, nor did he force it. After all, those old ideas were deeply ingrained in his heart. Without a period of digestion, it would be impossible to completely abandon the old ideas. of.
"Yes~! The mountain is long~!"
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On the playground, due to Cheng Yaojin, the temporary chief instructor, the amount of training for the college students today is particularly large. The students feel that today is several times more tired than the first day of military training!
"Run~! Run~! One, two, one, one, two, one~two~three~four~! One, two, three, four~!"
The instructors of the academy are like shepherds with whips today, and the students become flocks. Driven by the shepherds’ whips, they have to run desperately, even though they don’t know what such a run is. Time is a head.
"Clang clang clang clang clang~!"
People are in pain, and time will pass extremely slowly, but no matter how slow it passes, the time that should pass will always pass. Just when everyone feels like a year has passed, the sound of gongs and drums after school at Yanhuang Academy When it finally rang, all the students couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. They felt that if they trained for a while, their entire lives would be gone~!
"Beep beep~! Gather~!"
Cheng Yaojin blew his whistle, using his grandmaster realm strength, roared, said.
Speaking of this bamboo whistle, it was almost broken by it this afternoon. I have to say that Lao Cheng’s lung capacity is indeed large enough. I was blown the bamboo whistle all afternoon. The students in Class 1 now feel that their eardrums They are still "buzzing".
After more than ten breaths, all the 16 classes in the academy were assembled. Such a speed would definitely not occur a few days ago.
"Well, for most students~IndoMTL.com~This is the end of today's training, but..."
As soon as Cheng Yaojin said this, many students realized something was wrong. What are the majority of students? Isn’t all the student training finished~?
Cheng Chu's heart jumped silently, and the secret road came, and the pit that the old man dug for everyone at the beginning was finally revealed~!
"The group of students who have a foundation in martial arts selected in the morning, don't go to dinner first, and go to dinner after an hour of extra training~! From now on, you will be called special training class~!"
In the morning, Cheng Yaojin selected a total of 36 students with martial arts background from more than 600 students. These students did enjoy long-lost meat at lunch, so in the afternoon Except for Cheng Chumo, they all secretly rejoiced in their hearts that they were selected by Cheng Yaojin in the morning, so that they can eat meat at every meal in the future, which is really happy~!
But now, when Cheng Yaojin said these words, they finally understood why there is a saying called "There is no free lunch in the world"! Routine, Quan Te Niang’s is a routine~!
The academy's routines are deep, we are going back to Chang'an City!
"Want to add training?"
"Why? In the morning, Lord Lu didn't mention any additional training~!"
Some students couldn't help but talk underneath.
"Puff~! Haha~! Ugly cow, it seems that I really blamed you. It turns out that Lord Lu was not here to target me~! Haha~!"
The happiest thing is Li Tai. At noon, the little fat man saw Cheng Chumo and Li Ke's bowls full of meat. That was a jealous, jealous, but now, our Royal Highness. Said that the greens are greens, it's more cost-effective than an hour of training~!
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Second more!
(End of this chapter)
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