Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty Chapter 765: All kinds of unaccustomed!
Two-thirds of the students in Yanhuang Academy are from outside Chang'an City, and only a small number of students go home during the two-day holiday. Although the other non-local students cannot go home, they are also very happy when they think that they don't need military training.
But as the saying goes, "Blessings come from misfortunes, and misfortunes come back to them". Sometimes not being able to go home is actually a kind of luck.
"Fuck, I just wanted to **** when I came back, Jiang Wuyun will bring some toilet paper to this young master~!"
Without much effort, Cheng Chumo returned to Chang'an. As soon as the goods entered the house, the chrysanthemum felt tight and the feces was about to gush out. Cheng Chumo hurried to the hut and gave him a The book boy ordered.
Jian Wuyun, who was in the front yard, wanted to say hello when Cheng Chumo walked into the courtyard door, but when he heard such a nonchalant sentence, he was suddenly confused.
"Hey~ Master, what is toilet paper~?"
Jiang Wuyun chased after Cheng Chumo and shouted loudly.
Cheng Chumo, who just walked to the hut, paused, patted his head, and said annoyed: "Fuck, I almost forgot, there is no toilet paper at home, forget it, let me bring some newspapers to Master~ !"
Jiang Wuyun led the way, Cheng Chumo shook his head, and entered the hut with an unhappy expression.
"Damn~! Why is it so smelly!"
Cheng Chumo, who was used to the toilet in the academy, came back to see his cottage, and suddenly began to dislike it. Not only does his house lack the white and smooth squat pits of the college, but also does not have a complete flushing system. It looks disgusting, and it smells bad, no wonder this guy is starting to dislike it.
"Uh~, Master, our cottage has always been like this~?"
Jiang Wuyun, who had just brought a newspaper, stood outside the cottage door, and said in amazement.
"It's OK, I know, you can go~!"
Cheng Chumo stretched out his hand, took the newspaper into the hut, and said helplessly.
Cheng Chumo, who has just left Yanhuang Academy for less than an hour, has already begun to miss life in Yanhuang Academy a bit. When I was in the academy, I wanted to leave the academy, and when I was out of the academy, I wanted to go back to the academy. Is this the legendary crime?
Actually, Cheng Chumo is far more than Cheng Chumo. The students who come back home are not comfortable with the sudden switch of architectural style. Most of Yanhuang Academy’s buildings are exotic buildings constructed of cement bricks. The students’ homes are all in the classical style of wooden doors and windows. It can’t be said that the two styles are better or worse. It can only be said that the students are used to the classical-style architecture of wooden buildings and wooden windows. The style of the academy is more comfortable to live in.
Furthermore, similar to what Cheng Chumo needed, the students all discovered the superiority of the college toilets. The clean and hygienic toilets are simply not comparable to their own cottages.
"Housekeeper, housekeeper~, go to Qiquge and buy me some toilet paper~!"
Sun Mansion, Sun Zifan came out of the hut with his **** in his hand and said to the housekeeper with a constipation expression. Looking at this guy's expression, God knows how much he suffered in the hut!
"Master, what is toilet paper~?"
The butler looked at Sun Zifan with a puzzled look and asked.
Sun Tzufan frowned and waved impatiently: "Uh, it's very sanitary paper. Butler, you can go to Qiquge to ask and you will understand. People over there must know it."
The butler responded ignorantly, and went out, but after a while, he turned back and said, "Master, now the gate is about to close, there should be no one at the Qiqu Pavilion. !"
Sun Zifan said silently: "Then go tomorrow morning~!"
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Most of the students at Yanhuang Academy who returned to Chang'an encountered the embarrassment of going to the hut without toilet paper. After leaving the Academy, they felt that they were not used to it everywhere! But there is one person who is lucky, that is Li Tai.
"Hey~! Fortunately, the emperor has toilet paper, otherwise the king would be killed~!"
Li Tai hugged a roll of toilet paper and came out of the hut contentedly, thinking very loudly.
Now in the entire Datang, except for Li Zexuan's house and Yanhuang Academy, only Changle has toilet paper. Before Changle followed Li Er, Empress Changsun and others to visit Yanhuang Academy, Changle accidentally discovered that due to Li Chengqian's sudden stomachache The magical effect of toilet paper, the little girl then took the initiative to ask Li Zexuan for a batch of toilet paper!
For such a well-behaved little girl in Changle, Li Zexuan has always been treated as a sister. After hearing Changle’s request, Li Zexuan naturally did not respond. He arranged for someone to send a car of toilet paper to the palace that day. .
It was through such a loophole that Li Tai was able to obtain precious toilet paper.
"Hey~! The only flaw is that the huts in the palace do not feel as comfortable as the academy. I have to admire Xiaoxuan’s design capabilities! Even the pits can play new tricks~!"
In fact, the huts of Prince Wei’s Mansion are not dirty or smelly, but Li Tai still thinks that the huts of the academy are more comfortable to squat!
"Gu Changshi, tomorrow you will invite a group of craftsmen who have participated in the construction of Yanhuang Academy~IndoMTL.com~ to repair the houses in the palace and let them build in the style of the Academy~!"
Li Tai found the long history of the palace, whispered.
"Yes, Your Highness!"
The so-called Gu Changshi was a middle-aged scribe who was in his early thirties. He bowed and said.
"By the way, I will order someone to go to Qiquge to buy some toilet paper for the king tomorrow. It is not good to always find Changle to "borrow paper"!"
Li Tai thought for a while and added.
Gu Changshi is speechless, asking what kind of trick you are? What's the difference between borrowing or repaying and stealing?
"Yes, Your Highness~!"
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To a certain extent, these Yanhuang Academy students returning home from the holiday are like a batch of fire, which spread to the world, igniting a prairie fire! Through word of mouth from the students, people gradually became aware of novel things such as toilet paper, water pipes, showers, and so on, and after listening to the description of the students in the college, they felt that these things were pretty good!
Especially toilet paper, this kind of soft thing that can replace hard as iron toilet chips is simply a boon for everyone! As long as they are not short of money and pay attention to the quality of life, they all yearn for toilet paper~!
Where should I buy these things? Many people subconsciously think of Qiquge, because toilet paper first appeared in Yanhuang Academy. Li Zexuan is the head of Yanhuang Academy and the big owner of Qiquge. If you think about it, if toilet paper is sold, it must be in Qiquge. Fun Pavilion!
So, in the early morning of the second day, Qiqu Pavilion welcomed a large number of guests again, and the line had already filled the whole street!
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First!
The second is after eleven o'clock, and the third is after one!
(End of this chapter)
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