Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty Chapter 912: Sit up in shock!

(This chapter is a bit smelly, for those with cleanliness or those who are eating, please watch it carefully)

"Wu Changshi, what are you guys carrying~?"

The parents in the backyard of the Palace of Wei Dynasty were anxiously awaiting the results of Li Zexuan's diagnosis and treatment, but they saw Wu Changshi commanding people to carry five braziers and a basket of unknown objects, and they were walking into the wing. When Li Er was curious, he stopped Wu Changshi and asked.

Wu Changshi's expression was bitter, and he came to answer truthfully: "My Majesty, the things in this basket are toilet chips, which were found by Hou Rangchen Yongan!"

When Li Er heard this, his face suddenly looked a little unsightly, "Toilet rack? What use does he want?"

"The minister didn't know, Yonganhou didn't tell him!"

Wu Changshi himself was wondering, I don't know why Li Zexuan wanted him to find these disgusting things.

"Let's go! I will ask him later!"

Li Er had a bad premonition in his heart, but he had previously promised Li Zexuan that everyone would be assigned to him. How can he go back now?

The Empress Changsun looked at the wing room with doubts, and the other big men looked at each other.

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In the room.

"Master Hou, I have brought you all the toilet chips and braziers you wanted. What do you think you need next?"

After the brazier and toilet have moved into the room, Wu Changshi rushed to Li Zexuan.

Li Zexuan took a look, nodded and said: "I don't need it for the time being. I ordered people to throw the toilet into the brazier, and put the brazier under the bed of the blue bird, Chu Mo and others, so that it can bake the body! Two people are adding toilet chips to the brazier. Let the rest go out first! We will come in half an hour later!"

This is an indigenous method of treating cholera that Li Zexuan heard from the village doctor in his previous life. It is said that he has cured many people. Cough cough, of course there are no toilet chips in modern times, so we can only use "poop sticks" instead!

He doesn't have much confidence in this kind of earthwork, but at this moment, let's try it to see how it works. Besides, he still has some tricks!

Wu Changshi was immediately silly after hearing this. Then he understood Li Zexuan's purpose for asking him to find these toilets, but why does this sound so unreliable?

"Master Hou, this..."

"No need to ask more, just do as Benhou said!"

Li Zexuan waved his hand very aggressively without waiting for Wu Changshi to ask questions.

Actually, he didn't even know that this earthwork used to treat cholera with toilet chips has a lot of background.

There is a record in the "Server Department" of "Compendium of Materia Medica". Toilet chips: 【Indications】Dystocia, and cholera turn into tendons from the cold, burning hot air under the bed, which also mainly contains evil spirits. This thing is the smallest and can be recorded (hidden vessel).

Uh, doesn't it feel incredible? Regardless of whether this prescription has scientific basis or not, there are more ridiculous prescriptions in "Compendium of Materia Medica". For example, human urine can cure "cold and heat headaches", and pig ropes are used to treat children's shock and restlessness. Use the twelfth lunar month to burn ashes and take a little water.

Li Zexuan only remembers that when the old village doctor told him about the earthwork of cholera, he secretly laughed in his heart that those cholera patients should have been smoked by the smell of shit?

Wu Changshi saw that Li Zexuan's attitude was so tough, he could only do so.

Cheng Chumo, lying on the bamboo couch, really "sit up in dying sickness", and I don’t know where this guy suddenly came so vigorously, I saw him pointing at Li Zexuan, staring and shouting: "Wo Grass~! Xiao...Xiaoxuan, you...you can't be so cheating brother! You are not treating us, you clearly want to kill us!"

Although he has been smoked by his own feces all night, is the feces of others the same as his own? Many times when you go to the hut to poop, you will find the hut next to you smelly, but you generally don’t feel how stinky the **** is. That’s the truth!

Li Zexuan said with a smile: "Looking at how much you are now, this toilet rack is very useful! Wu Changshi, remember to close all the doors and windows in a while and keep them closed!"

After that, he ignored Cheng Chumo's yelling and turned around to go out.

The elder doctors also fled in a hurry.

The sleeping Li Tai woke up faintly by Cheng Chumo's loud voice, and said in a daze: "Fumigation? What...what is it? Where... Chumo, what are you...what are you doing? Are you here too?"

Cheng Chu silently saw that the doors and windows were closed, he couldn't help feeling desperate, and was too lazy to talk to Li Tai. At this moment, he couldn't help feeling a pain in his abdomen and quickly shouted: "Quick, quick, I'm going to shit! Click!"

"Puff~!"

In the house, the smell of fresh shit, burning shit, and the foul smell of vomiting suddenly mixed together, and the smell was so stinking! Even though the servants of the Royal Palace who have been smoked for a whole night, they can't stand it at this moment. It is estimated that these people will have no food for the next month, right?

"Oh~!"

There was a surge in Li Tai's stomach, and he quickly threw up into the basin under the bed.

The rest of the people are not much better, one by one, the stench radiating from the brazier has given Xun Xun’s desire to die. It’s not that they don’t want to "escape", but they have spent the night. I'm exhausted, how can I still have that strength~? Can only "enjoy" silently lying on the bamboo couch!

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Outside the house, Li Er saw Li Zexuan walking out, and asked: "Li Zhanshi, what use did you let Wu Changshi use to find the toilet~?"

The Empress Changsun, Cheng Yaojin and others also turned their eyes here.

Li Zexuan did not dare to say that he was just trying to verify that the earthwork pipes were not working, but he said nonsense seriously: "Your Majesty, the minister put these toilet chips into the fire and burned, and wanted to put the green bird and the others in their bodies. The damp evil air is smoked out, and then supplemented with a few prescriptions for nourishing qi to drive away the cold, to nurse their bodies and make them no longer have diarrhea!

Li Eryi heard that Li Zexuan used the toilet to raise Li Tai for treatment, and his face suddenly turned green. He subconsciously suspected that Li Zexuan was deliberately treating his son. However, Li Zexuan's remarks afterwards made him a little bit hesitant for a while. The main reason is that the name of the real person Lingxu is too big~IndoMTL.com~ Otherwise, he has the mind to chop up Li Zexuan at the moment.

After a long pause, Li Erhei said with an old face: "I will believe you for the time being. If this is the case, I can't cure the bluebirds, I..."

He didn't say the second half of the sentence, but the threat was beyond words.

The Empress Changsun, Empress Cheng Yaojin and others who weren't pretty in the first place, they all agreed with Li Er, and they all had to swallow their doubts.

Li Zexuan didn't care, because he was very confident about the other prescriptions in his heart, "Thank you for your trust!"

Then he turned around and ordered: "Wu Changshi, please take the pen and ink, Benhou writes a few prescriptions, and then you send someone to grab the medicine!"

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First!

Well, are you talking about the beginning of school? Hee hee~

(End of this chapter)