Otherworldly Evil Monarch Chapter 69: See me alone on Wenxing Academy!
Chapter 69: Watch me alone on Wenxing Academy!
Meng Haizhou and others just said that Li Youran was taking advantage of the opportunity to embarrass the monarch, and he started to coax. But where do you know, Li Youran is telling the truth.
"Youran Young Master is a joke." Kong Lingyang's face sank, a little unpleasant: "Jun Young Master may be ... in other ways ..., eh, accomplishments; but it is not well-known in the way of poetry, this Maybe ... "
Someone laughed. Although Confucius's speech was extremely vague, everyone could hear it. The so-called Jun Mo Xie can have other aspects of 'building achievements'. It is nothing more than the Qinglou Chuguan, running dogs, fighting chickens, Those ugly men and women, as for other places, what else can this boy do? Everyone boasted an old saying: the old master is the old master.
"Confucius doesn't need to worry. Ha ha, if your students can't even argue with Jun Moxie, why should you find a leisurely Young Master test?" Meng Haizhou replied with a smile, but this remark greatly defeated Confucius.
Kong Lingyang was stunned. If my disciples who have worked hard in my heart are not as good as the uncle, then the old man really needs a rope and two suits. No more words, a wave of his hand, appointed a disciple to fight, he sat down dullly.
"Han Zhidong, a boy, asks Jun Young Master for advice." A young man stood up with a smile, a deep gap, and then looked up. There was a slight flicker of disdain in his eyes.
"Well, you do n’t have to ask for advice. Whenever I have time, I will teach you two ways to break up, and you will be able to cross the Lingwu Lake. The great show is, how can a Zhongxuanao demonstrate in public? Even if you do n’t mind, I Still mind. "
Why is Jun Moxie's eyes naturally seeing the disdain in his eyes, he grinned, squeezed his eyes, and gave him a haha, and directly gave him an unscrupulous hat.
"The naughty always cleans himself, but in places like Lingwu Lake, the naughty never goes." Han Zhidong's voice was a little cold, and his heart was scornful: It really was a scum, and he asked him for teaching knowledge. Speaking of going to the brothel, do you know that this is a large place? What a shame Sven!
"You haven't been to Lingwu Lake? Where did you go?" Jun Moxie was disgusted, you guys haven't finished yet, shaking Erlang's legs, leisurely saying: "Oh, yes, this is Ben Young Master was negligent. Seeing Han Caizi dressed so shabby, I can't afford to go to those places. It seems that if there is a need, that is, holding a spear, and planning in my heart. Alas, it killed hundreds of millions of soldiers in one shot, and then had to take a sigh of relief afterwards ... "
What is this! Han Zhidong's fair-faced handsome face suddenly turned red, and his neck thickened after a while ...
The words of Jun Dashao seem to be very elegant, and they are very imposing. Many of them are stunned for a moment, and after thinking about it, they understand what this means. Can't help but laugh. This kid is really ... bad!
For a time, the hall was full of the kind of understanding that belonged to men, but could only understand the indecent laughter ...
Only Lingmu Princess, Dugu Xiaoyi, Han Yanmeng and so on stared at the amazing eyes one by one, and looked at this puzzledly, then looked at that, faintly thinking that this was not a good thing. , But really can't think of what a bad thing. Listening to Jun Moxie's words, he described a magnificent general, but why is it so weird?
Several old men frowned and winked at each other. Only a few of them really laughed loudly, and patted the table with their thighs, so that they could not see their eyes. Dugu slaps his hands on the shoulder of Tang Wanli, who is trembling with a smile, and whispers: "Lao Tang, I suddenly remembered that when we two just entered the military, we were fighting fiercely on the eve of the battle in Sirius; Jun Lao My son is the captain. That night, Donald, you are so prestigious. We all saw it. You will sneak up early tomorrow morning to wash out ...
Tang Wanli suddenly blushed and jumped with a thick neck. He no longer cared how jealous he was about Dugu. He opened his hands and forked his thick neck, and snarled in a low voice: "You pharaoh! Do you dare to continue ... "
Dugu coughed and coughed, but begging for help while laughing. A few old guys all raised their thumbs under Tang Wanli's nose. Everyone heard it ...
Father Tang is flushed, and stands up and is about to leave, but he is held down by several old men and persuaded with a smile.
Dugu Xiaoyi saw where the seven elder brothers were tightly pouting and laughing, and his black face turned into an overjoyed situation. His shoulders trembled and trembled, it seemed really funny, Could not help asking: "What is he talking about? Is it really so funny?"
Uh ... the seven brothers looked at each other, all embarrassedly, and then shook their heads neatly: "Not funny, where is it funny? Not funny at all!"
Dugu Xiaoyi snorted, turned his head back, and suddenly felt that these men, including their brothers and Jun Moxie, all looked so annoying! I was so annoyed and asked no answer today, I'm so mad!
Remember the words of Jun Moxie secretly, and keep it firmly in your heart, thinking that if you do n’t say it, you wo n’t say it. When I go home to ask my mother ... I do n’t believe it, I really do n’t know ...
Han Zhidong took a deep breath, knowing that he and the others would fight against each other, and would definitely not have the upper hand. He said, "Today, Your Majesty ’s gratitude, and this golden autumn gift, the nun was ashamed, and was able to follow the teacher, and make countless gains. Come; when Shicai came, I saw Jin Ju Dangui in the Royal Garden greet the cold, and once I got a couplet, please Young Master to enlighten me! "
After speaking, I did n’t wait for Jun Moxie ’s reaction to accept or not to accept, so I straightened out: "Yu Garden, Chrysanthemum, Orchid, Osmanthus, Floral, Floral, Floral, Fragrant, Thousands of Miles First incense. "
When this couplet came out, everyone was meditating.
This couplet seems simple, but it is not simple. Especially the last sentence also embeds the word "Tianxiang". It also metaphorically expresses the blessing to the Tianxiang Empire, but the horse is completely without traces. Can be said to be a master. For a while everyone was searching their intestines and scratching their stomachs, and wanted to face them in front of others.
As for Jun Moxie, everyone didn't expect ... such a deep and difficult couplet made him right, wasn't it kidding? He won't be right for the next life!
"Jun Young Master, the niche is a sparse learner, barely able to get out of such a superficial couplet, I wonder if I can still get into the eyes of Jun Young Master?" Han Zhidong grinned, looking at Jun Moxie humbly, expression It is sincere: "Please also ask the Young Master to teach me one or two!"
If he does n’t say this sentence, or even wait until Jun Moxie ca n’t come out and do n’t speak, everyone will inevitably give him a high look at him while despising Jun Moxie. I believe that the big brother ’s heart will also be because of this. Shanghai United League, leaving him a special impression. After all, it is a very talented couplet to come out of the scene, but it is also a good talent; but when he said this, it made everyone in the heart sigh.
The "talent" who is so unreasonable and furious will have a bad heart. What's more, if you, a person who has been under the influence of Wenxing Academy for many years, are in trouble in the poetic couplets, is it so proud of you?
This so-called talent is never a lifetime achievement!
Even if there is a chance to climb up, the big brothers will not allow such a minded person to take the position! Who can guarantee that this guy will deal with himself after gaining momentum? Therefore, Han Zhidong didn't know it at all, because he said one more sentence, he completely declared the demise of his political future. At this moment, he feels complacent ...
Jun Moxie frowned. If he improvises poems, he can plagiarize, but this impromptu couplet can't be stolen if he wants to plagiarize. How did Ya's first match compare to **** couplets? No better than anything else? It's really his grandma ...
The old Master Kong Lingyang narrowed his eyes and was very proud: "If the Jun Young Master is not correct, let's just say, hehe, for Young Master, this is not a shame ..."
Everyone chuckled. The old man was really relentless, and implemented his usual habit, scolding people without dirty words, it seems they are ready to scold again.
Jun Mo Evil Qi rushed upwards, suddenly stunned his heart, and said loudly: "How difficult is this? Isn't it just a **** to join the league? Seeing my brother come up to you, one person will step on Wenxing Academy alone!"
There are a lot of booing, this product is so dare to speak, even his two darlings, dare to say such crazy words, not afraid of the wind flashing his tongue. It seems that this kid will be severely abused by Wenxing Academy today ...
Only Li Youran and Father Jun Zhantian both narrowed their eyes, but Li Youran believed that he had this ability, and this alliance Li Youran also tried to do it in his heart, and always felt right. stable. At this moment, when Jun Moxie said mad words, he couldn't help but think: Is he really better than me?
Father Jun is a little anxious. Didn't this little bunny say that it would make you stupid? Why is it now showing up again?
Kong Lingyang sneered, saying: "Jun Young Master is really confident, so, if Jun Young Master really came out in a fragrant incense, my Wenxing Academy willingly confessed to it; but if it is not right, then Would you please Young Master to mediate to Master Tang and return my poor disciple to me?
The disciple he said was naturally Zhao Chengsong, the "underpants talent" who was abused by Tang Yuan, but when Zhao Yuan was expelled from Tang Yuan, he was afraid of leaving the scourge. already killed him with a stick. Now, where to return him? Even if the soul is recruited from Yincaodifu, the bones are smelly at this moment ...
"No problem!" Jun Moxie raised his neck and swarmed. If the heart is not up, I will return your disciple ’s bones to you, and you just want the disciple, but you did n’t say that the living or dead, I do n’t mind that ...
"But if I get this right, you have to treat me too! If you can't get it right, then you Wenxing Academy will never say the couplet again in front of the master and me. How about Jun?" Mo Xie laughed strangely.