Pampered Underworld Marriage: Genius Baby Black Belly Mother Chapter 2096: : The joke is big
Chapter 2096: The joke is big
"Yi'er, you disguise yourself as a woman, he likes beautiful women, and your face-changing skills, he has a high level of cultivation, and he can't see your identity."
Jing Yan faintly seemed to be coming from a distance, causing Lin Ziyi to instantly petrify.
"Haha..." Lin Ziyi grinned and looked at Jingyan and asked in disbelief, "Uncle Jing, are you sure you didn't say anything wrong?" I've been a handsome man, but I haven't played a woman.
Jing Yan smiled lightly: "Yi'er, I'm not kidding."
Lin Ziyi cried and said, "Uncle Jing, this is a big joke. I can't do this, but my brother can."
Jing Yan said: "Your brother can't."
"Why?" Lin Ziyi instantly felt why he had to be a cannon fodder.
He wouldn't die pretending to be a woman.
And, he can, why can't brother? The two brothers look exactly the same, and they also have the same ability to change faces.
Jing Yan looked at Lin Ziyi with a half-smile but not a smile, "Your brother is Your Majesty."
"Then I'm still His Royal Highness King Yi? Why should I take advantage of this?" Lin Ziyi looked dissatisfied.
"Haha..." Lin Zichen couldn't help but laugh, "Yi'er, I am the number one king in the world."
"I am the number one king in the world." Lin Ziyi retorted confidently.
He didn't have that much free time. He pretended to be a woman to catch the flower-picking thief. In his opinion, it would be more enjoyable to kill him directly.
Jing Yan looked at the angry Lin Ziyi with a smile, "Yi'er, this person is suspicious and cunning, and his cultivation is superb. Even if I work with your brother, we can't kill him. It's best to lure the enemy. And you are wicked by nature, if you pretend to be a woman, he will definitely be very interested in you, your brother's expression is too cold, it will only make him lose interest."
Lin Ziyi suddenly stared at Jing Yan in a daze. He never thought that one day, his character would become a failure in his life, and it would be a heavy one.
"Uncle Jing, I don't agree. We each show our supernatural powers and catch that bastard. He has the ability to reach the sky, and we have the ability to reach the sky." Catch that bastard.
Lin Zichen frowned: "Is it so repulsive?"
Lin Ziyi: "Brother, don't you reject your pretense? How can a seven-footed man do such a thing?"
Anyway, that heroic cultivation base is high, so it won't be above the three of them, right?
With the ability of the three of them, this world should be invincible.
No matter how powerful he is, he can also kill the opponent.
From the point of view of face, to bully the less with more is not good-looking in face, but dealing with that kind of person has nothing to do with face.
Lin Zichen and Jingyan glanced at each other, Jingyan said, "Yi'er, you must."
Lin Ziyi: "..."
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It's night, the night is cool, and under the sky in the distance, there is a cyan fog.
In the quiet alley in the middle of the night, a woman in red with a face like a hibiscus, delicate facial features, full of charming charm, flirtatious and moving, she walked upright and upright in the alley, but her face was dull and a face suffocated.
Suddenly, there was a strange movement behind her, the breath in the air, the airflow suddenly changed, the woman's eyes suddenly turned cold, and in an instant, it turned into a charming, wickedly hooking the corner of her lips, overwhelming the country, making people fall for it .
"Hahaha..." Under the dark night, I suddenly remembered a terrifying laughter.
Lin Ziyi glanced behind his eyes, mother, this laughter has an aura that destroys the world, how terrifying it is to reveal the cultivation base.
Lin Ziyi's heart skipped a beat, he seemed to underestimate the other party.
Aren't Uncle Jing and brother wanting him to die?
This breath is so weird and scary.
Lin Ziyi was thinking when a strange storm flew over his head.
Lin Ziyi stopped in an instant, raised his eyes, and suddenly saw a handsome man in black, descending from the sky, with a dusty temperament, looking at him with a wicked smile, especially the pair of slightly uplifted The peach blossom eyes are really for both men and women.
Lin Ziyi was taken aback, this is Xiang Hao, the flower-picking thief?
My God!
The appearance of the flower-picking thief of this level, the face is alluring, even he is fascinated by it.
The flower-picking thieves in my impression are not all short, fat, pockmarked, or scarred, ugly and scary, with bare chests, straw sandals, and stinky feet. The image of the flower thief.
But this one in front of me is a match for the gods.
Does the average woman still need to pick it up when she sees it? I'm afraid I can't help but send it directly to the door.
However, Lin Ziyi also knows what he is here for.
"Hey! Young Master, don't look at the slave family like this, the slave family will be shy." Lin Ziyi took the voice-changing medicine, and at this time he made a sound, and his delicate voice shocked him.
He's just such a dainty beauty!
"Haha..." When Xiang Hao heard this, he saw that the woman in front of him was not at all afraid to meet him, as expected of the fearless.
He just likes such an interesting woman, this woman is beautiful, and he has followed "her" for a long time.
It's quiet here at night, just in time for business.
"What are you laughing at? Don't go back to warm the bed in the middle of the night, come out to pick flowers." Lin Ziyi almost vomited blood again when he heard his delicate voice, and he couldn't adapt to it for a while.
This must be the darkest history of his life.
Brother Piansheng and Uncle Jing are watching this in secret.
Shame, shame, shame!
He should be a genius, and the sky is the most suitable place for him to live.
In this mortal world, everything has insulted his enchanting face.
"Oh! Little beauty, that's good! You guessed it right, I'm the flower-picking thief who came out to pick flowers." Xiang Hao's face was wretched, and he didn't like it at all. He has always controlled the field. Beauty, he is indeed interested.
Last night, those women were so frightened that they lost their color and had no interest at all.
However, this one is slightly different.
Lin Ziyi suddenly raised the corners of his lips, sketching a charming smile, "Hehe..." He smiled shyly, "Just you, the flower-picking thief, the auntie or the sun-picking thief? Let's go, don't bother my aunt to look for it. Lover." Lin Ziyi waved impatiently at the other party.
Damn, the opponent's aura is strong and full of momentum, if he really starts to move, he may not be an opponent.
"Hahaha..." Xiang Hao suddenly raised his head and laughed, the laughter stopped abruptly, his obscene gaze swept across Lin Ziyi's charming and charming cheeks, "Interesting, so interesting. It's been so many years, never I've met such an interesting woman as you, and I'm looking for a lover, this young master is worthy of your appearance." Xiang Hao pointed at his astonishingly handsome face.
The corner of Lin Ziyi's mouth twitched slightly, but it wasn't that he was boasting. His respectful appearance was worthy of his boasting.