Pay-to-Win-to-Immortality Chapter 522: Chop your hands, afraid of pain
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Zhao Yuan and Xu Lin were very curious and quickly went to the forum to search for relevant information.
It turned out that many people had drawn Seiko Hammer’s [Thor Skin]. Someone with good intentions combined this skin with three other magic weapon skins that were also drawn by many people and gave it the nickname F4.
And the scale shield they drew later used [Spin Turtle Skin], which is really a 'rare' skin.
So far, very few people have said on the forum that they got this skin.
One of the technical experts has verified that after applying [Spin Turtle Skin] to Scale Shield, it can not only slightly increase the defense power, but also slightly increase the success rate of 'shield counterattack'.
The technology tycoon also posted a photo of the scale shield after applying [Turtle Skin]. It looks like the turtle shell full of spikes on Bowser's back in Mario. , very green and eye-catching.
"It's really a rare skin." Zhao Yuan looked at his girlfriend and asked, "Are you still selling it?"
Xu Lin hesitated: "If I want to sell it, I don't know how much it will cost. Besides, I suddenly feel reluctant to part with it."
"I'm a little reluctant to part with it too..." Zhao Yuan said, thought about it, and suggested: "Why don't you sell it."
Xu Lin said: "But we don't have a scale shield, so we can't use it if we don't sell it."
"Then just buy a scale shield."
Zhao Yuan patted his thigh and came up with this idea.
"The quality of the magic weapons in the Krypton Store is unparalleled. Nowadays, there are more and more tasks of hunting ferocious beasts. Buy a scale shield. Not only can you use this skin, but you can also use it to save your life at critical moments. Kill two birds with one stone!"
"It makes sense, okay, just buy a scale shield." Xu Lin nodded in agreement, and then said: "After the shield comes back, I will play with it first."
"Huh?"
"Ah what? You are not happy?"
Zhao Yuan really wants to say that if you take this shield to play with, can I still get it back? In the end, reason overcame impulse, and he swallowed these words into his stomach. With tears in his eyes, he placed an order for a scale shield.
Zhao Yuan and Xu Lin are not the only people who have encountered the same situation.
Many people got the skin of a magic weapon that they did not have. Although most of them hung the skin runes in the Treasure Pavilion to sell them, some people were reluctant to part with them.
What should I do if I can’t bear it? Just like Zhao Yuan and Xu Lin, they gritted their teeth and bought a new magic weapon.
When the new magic weapon comes back and is skinned, I really like it. I went to the forum again and found out that this magic weapon has other beautiful skins, and after putting together a set of skins, you can also get an exclusive skin, which is not only more handsome, but also has a stronger improvement in attributes...
What else can be said? Krypton is over!
When they regained their composure, they realized that they had not collected all the skins for a set of magic weapons, but they had bought a lot of things.
There are not only consumables such as spirit luck runes and spiritual pills, but also magic weapons such as scale shields, flying swords, and fine craftsman hammers, which are placed all over the ground.
Then they were confused, and their first reaction was: "Holy shit, I bought all these? Why did I buy so many things?"
Immediately afterwards, she shed tears of joy: "Oh my god, how can I pay back my Huabei and credit cards next month?"
The impulsive people took out flying swords, kitchen knives and other sharp weapons in a flash, shouting that they wanted to chop off their hands.
As a result, the people next to them did not come to dissuade them at all. After making several gestures with their swords, they had to stop, turned around and asked, "Why didn't you stop me?"
The person next to me was very calm: "Hurry up and chop it. When you're done, lend me your sword and I'll chop it too."
The man was immediately confused: "Didn't you buy it too? Why don't you use your own?"
The person next to me said: "The skin has just been applied. It's so beautiful that I can't bear to part with it."
"Fuck, I can't bear to part with it." This man found a step, quickly put away his sword, and stopped chopping his hands. He went to the forum to complain about this matter, and a lot of people left messages saying that he was the same. in this way.
Many people lamented: "The worst path I have ever taken was the Krypton store's routine! Only today did I realize that free things can cost so much! It's all a routine!"
At this time, someone opened a post, calling the Krypton store a black store and deceiving consumers. He also called on everyone to complain and report, and they must 'report until the Krypton store is closed'!
As soon as this post came out, not only did no one respond, but it was scolded by everyone.
"Is there something wrong with your brain? Why did the Krypton store become a black store? And it deceived consumers? If you want to hack the Krypton store, please hire a professional hacker, okay?"
"Where did the trolls come from? Just open your mouth and spray randomly? You can say that Krypton stores are cheating and looking ugly, but you can't say that they are black stores, let alone that they have deceived consumers!"
"You can tell your conscience that the things they sell are not good. Even the red envelopes for positive reviews given today are more valuable than the coupons and cashbacks of three to five yuan in many online stores. A lot?"
"Why did the Krypton store deceive you? Did it sell you fake and shoddy products? Are you reporting it to the Krypton store for closure? Are you crazy? The Krypton store is about to close. Where can we buy these good things? Hey, this Isn’t it a competitor coming to set the pace?”
Soon, a technical expert investigated and found that this person's IP address came from a certain Feijian 4S store.
Immediately afterwards, someone broke the news that this Feijian 4S store has always cheated customers. There was a big news before. A female cultivator bought a Feijian from them, and it broke as soon as she left the house. The Feijian leaked its spirit. , the result has not yet been dealt with.
The reason why I came to the Krypton store to set the pace is because the flying sword launched by the Krypton store yesterday caused several transactions that had been negotiated in their store to go wrong. People were unwilling to buy their flying sword and wanted to buy Krypton instead. of the store.
They saw people complaining on the forum and thought they had an opportunity. I never expected that these people on the forum would all complain about Krypton Store but love it in their hearts.
As a result, this Feijian 4S store not only received complaints from a group of people, but also received a warning letter from a lawyer from Qingcheng Mountain Xiuzhen University.
Haha, do you really think there is no one behind the Krypton store?
Su Mu didn’t even know about this matter. After arranging the red envelope for positive reviews, he adjusted the seat back on the bus back and closed his eyes to take a nap.
Last night, I played with a hammer all night long. The more I played with the hammer, the harder it became, and I became less and less energetic.
Not long after I fell asleep, my phone rang. I pulled it out and saw that it was Wen Wubin calling.
Su Mu yawned, rubbed his face, answered the phone and said, "Principal Wen, what's the matter?"
"Principal Zhang from Maoshan just complained to me, saying that the new advertisement you made using his photo was too vulgar and terrible."
Wen Wubin's voice came out from the mobile phone, full of joy.
"Then I will have this advertisement removed?" Su Mu asked.
"No need to withdraw it, I saw that ad, it's not bad, it's a bit vulgar, but it's down to earth, it's good, hahaha..."
Wen Wubin laughed so hard that he almost lost his breath.
Su Mu was shocked: "Principal Wen, why do I feel that you seem to be a little gloating about your misfortune?"
Wen Wubin did not hide it at all: "Be confident and remove the resemblance. I am just gloating. Don't worry, I will help you with Principal Zhang. The old boy has taken our things, so you have to cooperate well." Us!"
Su Mu couldn't help but murmured in a low voice: "You are more ruthless than me. Principal Zhang is really unlucky for eight lifetimes when he meets you..."
"What did you say?" Wen Wubin on the other end of the phone didn't hear clearly.
How dare Su Mu repeat what he just said? I can only smile awkwardly: "I say, with your words, I feel relieved."
Fortunately, Wen Wubin did not pursue the matter, but was busy giving him advice: "If you ask me, let him appear in your Peiyuan Ling Liquor advertisement. It is more suitable for a 'he is good for me' ad. Ci. And he looks like he has kidney deficiency, but he still refuses to admit it, huh."
"..." Su Mu didn't dare to answer, but murmured in his heart: Could it be that Principal Wen and Principal Zhang have some grudge? Did the two of them fight when they were young because they were pursuing a master's wife or a nun? Otherwise, why would he be so cruel?
Seeing that he didn't say a word, Wen Wubin asked a few times: "Why are you silent? Are you listening to me?"
Su Mu quickly said: "I am listening, and I am listening very seriously. Do you have any other instructions?"
Wen Wubin said: "Nothing else, I just want to tell you so that you don't feel pressured when advertising. Oh, by the way, I just studied your version 2.0 luck rune, and I think it's still good. It’s pretty good. Give me a few more.”
Su Mu agreed: "No problem, but how can I give it to you?"
"I've asked 'people' to go find you. Counting the time, it should be here..."
As soon as Wen Wubin finished speaking, a ray of golden light gathered beside Su Mu, and then transformed into a very powerful golden armored warrior.
The teachers on the bus all turned around, glanced at it, and then looked away, as if they all knew it.
Su Mu looked at the golden armored man and asked curiously: "Principal Wen, who is this?"
"Have you never seen it? Never played it, have you? This is called a substitute! Isn't there some kind of platinum star? This is my gold star."
"Substitute? Venus?"
Su Mu was a little confused.
Isn’t this the world of cultivating immortals? Why did JOJO come out? And you, the Venus stand-in, don’t look like you can dance.
Wen Wubin didn't tease him for long and said with a smile: "I'm kidding you, this is the Liuding Liujia Talisman. Although the real Liuding Liujia God has disappeared long ago, this talisman can turn spiritual power into a Liuding Liujia God. , help with something. Just give it something.”
"So that's it."
Su Mu Yiyan took out a few version 2.0 spirit luck runes and put them in the hands of the golden armored warrior.
The golden-armored warrior took the spirit-lucking rune and immediately dispersed it into a shower of light, disappearing together with the 2.0 version of the spirit-lucking rune.
After Wen Wubin chatted for a few words, he also hung up the phone.
After being interrupted twice in a row, Su Mu couldn't fall asleep at all.
Moreover, at this time, the bus also picked up Jiang Xiaobai and other senior brothers and sisters, and there was a little excitement in the carriage.
Su Mu simply stopped sleeping, took out his phone, and started checking He Kui's memory files.