Pay-to-Win-to-Immortality Chapter 75: The conscientious boss teaches you how to draw cards online


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The video is not long, only a few minutes, and the picture quality can only be said to be average. It is completely incomparable with those promotional advertisements shot by professional teams. However, this video still barely shows the effect and power of the meaty magic weapon.

When I saw more than fifty curses and debilitating debuff spells, they were all blasted on a person whose whole body was covered with mosaics, causing him to be instantly drained of his spiritual power and physical strength, and he fell limply to the ground clutching his waist. , lost combat effectiveness... Everyone couldn't help but shudder, and subconsciously reached out and touched their waists, as if their own waists were also hurting.

The dormitory area of ​​Southwest University of Science and Technology and Xiuzhen.

Xu Lin held the phone in her hands. When she saw this, she couldn't help but take a sip of cold skin. After chewing it quickly and swallowing it, she sighed: "There are too many debuff spells built into this magic weapon." ? Dozens of them hit me in an instant, and I would have to lie down... But where did Krypton Store find the actors? They are so dedicated that they actually carried a wave of magic attacks. I am not afraid that after filming this commercial, The body is also ruined?"

Zhao Yuan sat next to him, holding porridge from the school cafeteria in one hand and a big bun in the other. While eating, he said: "Stop talking about you, there are so many debuff spells that focus fire. A cultivator with a level of Class B strength may have to kneel down! A cultivator with Class A strength may be able to withstand it, but he or she will be trapped and unable to escape within a short period of time.”

Chen Kai looked at the two of them helplessly: "I asked you two, can you go back to your own yard to have breakfast? What are you doing in my yard every day during this period?"

"Ouyi, just shut up, sit there and infect us with your European spirit!"

"You have no idea why we came here to you? Of course we are here to **** your European energy."

Xu Lin and Zhao Yuan both raised their heads. What they said was so confident that Chen Kai opened his mouth wide and didn't know how to refute.

Xu Lin and Zhao Yuan were not the only ones who were shocked by the power of the meaty magic weapon.

Although Su Mu wrote in the product introduction column that the succulent magic weapon has 28 built-in spells, he did not explain that the effect in the video was caused by two succulent magic weapons being activated at the same time.

The scene in the video of a bunch of debuff spells hitting Yu Changhai at the same time really shocked many people. They thought this effect was released by a fleshy magic weapon, and they were shocked.

Of course Sumu will not admit that this is false propaganda.

I have noted that there are 28 spells built into the succulent magic weapon. As long as you are careful and serious, pause and count them carefully, you can still see the effect in the video. It is actually produced by two succulent magic weapons. from.

Besides, there are large pieces of beef and large shrimps in instant noodles advertisements. Where was I? Why is it false?

After being quiet for a few minutes, the Q&A section started a new wave of frenzy.

One of the questions and answers instantly became a hot topic: "You said this is a defensive magic weapon? Are you kidding me? There are so many debuff spells that can be instantly concentrated, and they can almost catch up with the effect of Katyusha. ! This is obviously an offensive weapon, right?"

There was no need for Su Mu to show up personally. Soon there was a top student in the question and answer section, helping him popularize science: "This magical weapon is not really an offensive type, because it does not have many built-in offensive spells. Most of them are The spells are auxiliary and debuffing. According to international standards, they are indeed defensive magic weapons.

However, the idea of ​​​​this defensive magic weapon is quite different. Most of the defensive magic weapons currently on the market use a shield, and then add a bunch of gains and protective BUFFs to the protected target, so that it can withstand the enemy's attack or persist until support arrives. Although there are also debuff spells for enemies, there are not as many as this magic weapon...

The idea of ​​​​this magical weapon is active defense, with the goal of exhausting the enemy to death, thereby achieving a defensive effect. Not to mention, judging from the situation in the video, it is quite effective..."

Xueba’s analysis attracted a lot of people to study and discuss heatedly. At the same time, it also made many people realize that defense can still be played in this way, which opened their horizons and ideas.

It's a pity that although there are many people watching the excitement, there are still no orders for the meaty magic weapon.

This situation was expected by Su Mu, so he was not in a hurry. After all, the customer base of the meaty magic weapon is mainly ordinary people and first-level cultivators who have graduated. These people know that there are not many Krypton Gold Chengxian flagship stores, and more publicity is needed.

As for the publicity campaign, Su Mu already has a draft, but it just needs to be perfected before it can be released.

Although no one placed an order, there were many people who made fun of it.

Most people are saying that the Krypton store has finally shown a clear conscience this time, and does not engage in card-drawing and opening packs to cheat Krypton like treasures such as Luck Runes.

It can only be said that their understanding of dog planning is obviously not deep enough.

Although it is difficult to draw cards and open bags with meaty magic weapons, Su Mu has many ways and means to cheat... Bah, it is to improve the power and effect of meaty magic weapons to a certain extent. Of course, this improvement is paid, after all, he needs to pay costs and efforts. And this kind of improvement will also have some risks...

After the ridicule, people began to urge shipments and to re-list treasures such as the Luck Rune, especially the Luck Rune.

Some people even complain that it is difficult to get high-quality Luck Runes. Although the tenth rune has a guarantee, except for one SSR, the other nine are all N/R runes. Can you believe it? This kind of shipment rate is simply too bad to deserve the title of conscience of the Krypton store industry.

Although this title has always been Su Mu’s self-proclaimed title, buyers have always agreed with it but never admitted it in their hearts...

People’s discussions began to follow this thread, and they no longer discussed fleshy magic weapons, but instead discussed how unlucky it is to open a bag of luck runes and how low the chance of getting good runes is.

This made Su Mu unhappy.

My tenth company has given you a guaranteed SSR. You are so conscientious. Just forget it if you are ungrateful and still call me evil?

Besides, if you can’t produce good products, shouldn’t you blame yourself on your bloodline and luck? Why should you blame me?

After thinking carefully, he decided, as a senior planner, to teach these people how to scientifically open bags and draw cards reasonably.

He typed out a tutorial and put it on the homepage of the online store.

The title is very common, just called: "Teaching you step by step how to open high-quality runes".

The content is as follows:

"The first thing is to choose the auspicious day of the zodiac to open the bag. Friends who know the art of divination, it is best to do some divination. Those who do not know the art of divination, please choose 6 o'clock, 8 o'clock, 16 o'clock and 18 o'clock, etc. What a good luck. Secondly, before opening the bag, please burn incense and wash your hands, and put a festive BGM, such as good luck or something, to get the luck-enhancing effect.

Finally, remember to kneel down when opening the bag. Don’t ask why, just kneel down. Shout out to the seller dad and give me good runes. By doing this, you can usually get good runes. If it still doesn't come out, it only means that your bloodline and luck are too dark and bad, and it has nothing to do with our online store, because we are absolutely conscientious! ”

As soon as this tutorial came out, the buyers in the online store were all happy and applauded.

This one said: "Fuck... I picked up a bouquet of flowers and gave it to the boss. You said it so nicely. You really have a 'conscience'!"

The one said: "Boss, damn, your uncle... is in such good health! He must have followed your instructions to open the bag, so that he can live such a healthy life, and he is not mad to death, right?"

Some people shouted: "Second Battalion Commander, where's your spaghetti? Hurry up and let the boss taste it hot, he won't be able to survive!"

"Haha."

Seeing these comments, Su Mu nodded with satisfaction.

It seems that my tutorials are still very popular.

As for those urging the baby to be put back on the shelves, he pretended not to have seen it.

Don't worry about that, wait until he enters Xiuzhen University, because he is afraid that he will really be beaten by then.

When you arrive at Cultivation University, you have to be safe... right?


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