Protect Our Patriarch Chapter 87: The emperor is a monster! The teacher teaches how to be a good person
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"Looking for Patriarch Shouzhe? Let's talk about looking for Patriarch Shouzhe. Even if you find Liu Ruolan, it will be useless." Mr. Clanology, who is already over a hundred years old, said sonorously, "Clanology is teaching. A place where children are raised, whether they are commoners, direct descendants of the Wang family, or a wolf, a bear, or a tree, everyone is treated equally."
"Our slogan is to never let a scumbag graduate from ethnic studies."
"I don't care who you are, what your status is, and what your relationship is with Wang Dalang, Wang Erlang, Wang Sanniu, Wang Silang, and Wang Wuniu. But since they are in my hands to teach, I have the responsibility to communicate with them. Duty, let them learn culture and distinguish right from wrong."
Emperor Longchang rolled his eyes, what the **** are these names? Okay, okay, he also admitted that the five little wolves looked too similar, so naming them this way made it easier to tell them apart.
"Hmph, you're just a little clan scholar, how dare you show off your power in front of me. I don't care about the others, just call Wang Dalang and the others, and I will take care of them." Emperor Longchang waved to the five young girl wolves, revealing his With a kind expression, "Come on, come to me. I don't believe it. Wang Shouzhe can still turn the world upside down."
Wang Dalang and the others also recognized the very amiable Grandpa Emperor who had taken care of them for a while. They whined excitedly and wanted to rush over and have a close relationship with him. But he secretly glanced at the ethnology teacher with a stern face.
Immediately shook their heads and drooped their heads, indicating that they were being punished and did not dare to mess around. Those little eyes are really as innocent as you want.
This naturally made Emperor Longchang feel very distressed. Just when he was about to get angry, his clothes were caught by a branch of a small sapling, and a girl with a milky voice said: "Master, oh, master, you Don't make Mr. Yi Ya angry, he is doing it for Yi Ya too."
A tree? Or a seedling?
Emperor Longchang looked at the little sapling up and down, and his expression gradually became serious: "Little sapling, what kind of spiritual plant is this? How old are you? Why can you speak? Could it be that big devil Wang Shouzhe? Did they forcefully use the Transformation Pill, the Wisdom Pill, etc. on you?"
"No babbling, daddy babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling."
Emperor Longchang broke out in a cold sweat after hearing this, little girl, can you say a few less words?
But generally speaking, he understood that this little sapling seemed to be Wang Shouzhe's daughter, and should be his natal spiritual plant. But is Wang Shouzhe a pervert? Why does he even have to come to the Clan Academy to learn his natal spiritual plant?
How could he let go of such a sweet and gentle daughter?
"What's your name? Oh. Let me take a look at your homework~" Emperor Longchang rubbed her branches with a gentle tone. But he secretly thought that Wang Shouzhe's natal spiritual plant was not very intelligent. He had already grown to the seventh level and could talk. How come his intelligence was similar to that of a three- or four-year-old baby?
What happened?
"The Lun family's name is Wang Yiya Lixian." Wang Lixian conjured up a few test papers from nowhere, "Arithmetic Yiya, it's so difficult, I can't figure it out..."
Arithmetic is indeed a headache!
Emperor Longchang took a look at the test paper and immediately laughed: "You little girl, these are all basic addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. Come on, come on, grandpa will teach you." Even if the emperor is a scumbag, he will still learn the basics. The arithmetic is still no problem.
Then I explained it to Wang Lixian enthusiastically and enjoyed the fun of being a role model.
Emperor Longchang spat out his words, and Wang Lixian's uncomfortable branches were twisted together: "It's so difficult, so difficult. Arithmetic is too cumbersome and troublesome. It's not as interesting as fighting. No need to count, just more. Just as much as possible."
"It's okay, it's okay, you are still young, you can learn slowly." Emperor Longchang smiled and reassured Li Xian, thinking to himself, the Wang clan's learning is nothing more than this, and his self-confidence suddenly expanded.
Then he walked towards the five sad little wolves and said confidently: "Show me your graduation exam papers. If there is anything you don't know, I will give you some guidance. I will keep it and you will be able to do it soon." Will graduate."
"Woooooo~" The five little wolves suddenly became excited, feeling like a savior fell from the sky. They ran to their desks as fast as they could, picked up the test paper, ran back and handed it to them. Emperor Longchang.
Then he clucked his tongue and watched helplessly as Emperor Longchang saved them from the fire and water.
"Come on, come on, let me..." Emperor Longchang turned over the test paper, his smile gradually solidified, and then became stiff. It was densely packed with words and symbols that he knew or didn't know, and he didn't know many originally.
However, when mixed together, it was like a heavenly book, turning his mind into a mess.
Wang Dalang’s test paper scored 49 points on the 100-point system. The other little wolves had high and low scores, but they all failed.
But after Emperor Longchang quickly reviewed the questions, he found that he would probably get a single-digit score...
What does this mean?
It means that he is the majestic Emperor Longchang, not even as good as Wang Dalang and Wang Wuniu...
Stupid as a chicken!
Fortunately, he wanted to talk to them about the topic and let them graduate quickly.
The five and a half wolves, big and small, still hold good hopes and look forward to the time when the kind-hearted grandpa tells the wrong question.
But I found that the kind-hearted Grandpa Emperor was deep in thought.
The Mr. Ethnic Studies on the side ignored them, but grabbed Wang Lixian, who was in a sapling state, and criticized him seriously: "You kid, I also know that you have just started to become wise, but what you are learning now These are enlightenment knowledge. If you don't master these well, how can you face more fierce competition in the future? Let me tell you, you can't even fight well like this."
"Bah, bab, arithmetic is useless." Wang Lixian waved the branches and retorted fiercely, "In a fight, as long as you have enough firepower, bang, bang, bang, bang! You will win~~"
"How much firepower is enough?" Mr. Xuexue asked.
"The more, the better, babbling, explosion is art!" Wang Lixian waved the branches, saying that with enough firepower, he can defeat all enemies in the world.
"I heard you talk about your fighting method. Suppose you have 10,000 energy points... Okay, the number is too big. I understand. Suppose you have 100 energy points. Your father can replenish it for you every breath. At ten o'clock, the normal environment can recover one point per breath. You need two points to catalyze a strengthened dragon fruit tree..." Mr. Ethology started chatting with her about the battle plan and how to perform mathematical calculations.
"Let's calculate how many firepower points you can lay out in ten breaths of time?"
"We have five dragon fruits with different firepower values...and nine other spiritual plants...how to arrange them to produce more firepower."
"Li Xian girl, you can't figure it out, can you? Learning mathematics well can make your firepower stronger and more powerful. And you don't have to be like Wang Dalang and the other five, who can't graduate in thirty years, even That stupid bear graduated last year!"
Can a bear graduate?
Emperor Longchang’s old face was slightly hot, and the test papers he held in his hands were like holding a pair of hot potatoes. Immediately, he pretended to close the test paper and put his hands behind his back with a serious expression: "Actually, Mr. Xuexue is right. The knowledge and culture you have learned are all your own."
"It's not scary to make mistakes. What's scary is not working hard to correct them. Therefore, I think that with your level, you should continue to study in ethnic studies. If I help you now, I will be harming you."
"With your little culture, what can you do if you barely get out of the clan? Is it possible that you just go to the grassland to hunt?"
"Awwwww~~" Wang Dalang and the others lowered their heads and showed shameful eyes. The kind-hearted grandfather was right, they should reflect on it.
Even Mr. Ethnology gave him an admiring look: "Wang Dalang and the others have elders like you, and they can expect to graduate in the future."
"How dare you, how dare you, everything depends on Mr. Longchang." Emperor Longchang did not dare to look down on Mr. Xu Xue anymore.
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At the same time.
Wang Shouzhe had finished handling the funeral affairs of brother Zhong Xingwang and went home to rest for several days and adjust his mentality.
On this day, he was having a rest in the small courtyard for half a day, lying on the imperial chair, basking in the sun, drinking spiritual tea, and watching the letters that Emperor An would send every now and then.
After decades of supervising the country, Di Zian has become more mature and stable, and handles various national affairs in an orderly manner.
It's just that as the king of a country, there are too many trivial things, big and small, so 30% of his letters are complaining about being too busy and too brain-burning all day long. Then, another 30% of the content is about trying to lure Wang Shouzhe to move to Guilong City and assist him in handling political affairs.
Otherwise, he would have moved to Ping'an.
Only about 40% of the content is about some troublesome issues encountered in recent government affairs. Please discuss with him.
Just kidding.
I will not go to Guilong City, even if I am beaten to death, I will not go even if I am offered the position of Chief Minister of the Cabinet.
Wouldn’t it be better to spend time with your wife and children at home and enjoy some sunshine?
Immediately.
Wang Shouzhe picked up his pen and responded to a letter with flying colors, once again rejecting the invitation to become an official without hesitation, and then comforted Di Zi'an's mood.
After putting forward a few constructive suggestions, he lay back in the Taishi chair and basked in the sun.
He half-closed his eyes, enjoying this rare leisure time.
It is now.
A family general hurriedly came to report: "The family leader, the patrol team from Xinping Town has arrived with urgent news. They discovered a group of suspicious spies engaged in espionage and inciting civil unrest. When the patrol team carried out arrests in accordance with the law, One of the suspicious elements tore up the space and escaped."
"Poof!"
Wang Shouzhe spit out a mouthful of spiritual tea and glared: "What do you mean by tearing the space apart and escaping?"
"That's it..." The general handed over the urgent letter without saying anything, "Tearing the space to pieces and escaping, that's what the news said."
Wang Shouzhe took a look at the letter and found that it was indeed what he said.
Some Purple Mansion Realm monks with particularly outstanding space talents can use some space principles to perform shadow escape, which is already quite remarkable.
And if some magical monks are proficient in the art of space, they can also achieve short-distance teleportation, but they cannot talk about tearing up space and escaping.
According to legend, only those who reach the level of Emperor Lingxu have the terrifying ability to shatter the void.
Tear apart space and escape? What level of spy is this?
A Lingxu-level spy! ?
How virtuous and capable is the Wang family to provoke Lingxu-level spies to spy on her?
In this way, there is only one truth.
Wang Shouzhe slapped his forehead and was speechless for a moment. The majestic Emperor Longchang actually went to the Wang family's territory to secretly act as a spy?
Is it boring to have nothing to do when you are full?
Engaged in espionage and inciting civil unrest?
The corners of Wang Shouzhe's mouth twitched slightly. Is there something wrong with Wu's genetics? It’s always easy to act like a monster...
Should we seriously consider marrying the Wu family again?
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