Realms In The Firmament Chapter 133: So Emperor
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The words of the royal family are the least credible. They would rather believe that there are ghosts in this world than the broken mouth of the royal family!
This is a famous saying.
Just listen to His Majesty the Emperor with a laugh and say, "It's just here, I'm here, everyone is afraid that I will be completely unhappy, well, I'll just go for two drinks, and don't be this unwelcome uninvited guest."
Speaking, he sighed, and said, "A brother who was a trench in the past was so strange to him ... hey, I'm so embarrassed ..."
He pointed at someone in the crowd and laughed and cursed: "Meng Laowu, you are younger **** hiding behind. That year, your kid was with me in a tent. You did a crotch at the bed, did you forget it? Do you or anything else, did you still think that I was abandoning you to watch you ugly, did you look good when you scratched your head with your object ... now you see Lao Tzu didn't even speak up. I think your baldness is even more embarrassing than the following ... "
Meng Laowu is a burly bald general with a scar on his face and groaning with his head: "Your Majesty still has a face to say ... If I hadn't given you a laxative, then where would I pull it?" In your pants, you see everything ... "
Like a word, laugh!
His Majesty the Emperor ca n’t help but said, “And you ... and you, Han Lao San, Song Lao Qi, Bai Xiao Jiu, you and you ... you bastards, bastards, you said well Everyone went to touch the fish together to improve their lives. As a result, my first one took off and jumped into the water, but you took my clothes and flew away in a blink of an eye. I was so embarrassed that I barely covered my **** and covered my crotch. I only dared in the dead of night Back to the camp, it turned out that the camp door was only here, but the few of you who were ill-intentioned all lit up the torches and made a loud noise, exposing the naked naked to the lights, lest others didn't know that there was a good show ... So ugly! You all pretend not to know each other at this moment? "
He stared, pretending to be furious: "You guys who are ignorant and don't miss the good things!"
His Majesty the Emperor tells a series of past events, and the atmosphere in the field suddenly regained its vitality.
Several people said in a whisper: "Your Majesty, you can't blame us that time ... You only said that you were ugly. In such a desolate place in Mobei, it is rare to want to hit a female rabbit. , But you gave our brother a few aphrodisiacs ... which caused each of us to soak in the cold water all night, and our tribute was already very polite ... "
The emperor laughed and laughed: "A bunch of tired and lazy goods without shame, ******, even dared to slacken their trousers in those days, and now I am afraid of drinking wine with Lao Tzu, one by one. He doesn't have a seed? "
His Majesty the Emperor is so swearing, but let this group of Generals hook up one by one deep hidden memories, a warm feeling spontaneously emerged, one by one shouting: "Who is afraid of you, come! Dried this glass! "
If this sentence had been said before, how to say it like this: If you have a seed, dry this glass of wine! Who doesn't do it?
However, the words "you have a species" and "who doesn't have a species" are really not dare to say it.
"Just do an jar! There is enough for a cup!" His Majesty the Emperor dried up and raised an jar: "I drink undying, you have to drink and vomit!"
"Slowly ... Your Majesty." Meng Bald and the old five drilled over. "For safety, I have to check first. If you don't know if it is water, who doesn't know who, you drink. It ’s always ridiculous. We are rude, but it ’s not a fool. There are one or two things that are deceived, but there must be a memory. Not ... "
The crowd hearing this laughed for a while, and simultaneously shouted: "Well said, it makes sense, hurry, check, check!"
Meng Lao's May 1 inspection found that it was really water, with a shocked expression: "I said, Your Majesty, how many years your habit has not changed, I really convince you ...",
His Majesty the Emperor touched his nose and said nothing: "You jerk, dare to show Lao Tzu in public, you remember to Lao Tzu ..."
"Punishment! Penalty! Really too much Ha Ha Ha ..." The General finally began to coax together without any fear.
Behind His Majesty the Emperor, followed by an old **** who didn't need to be white. At this moment, he was still holding his stomach and was out of breath, and said intermittently, "Oh, my Majesty, here is really fun. Say, you ca n’t even laugh with slaves ... immediately **** ... "
The emperor and the General who were rushing together in a bunch of words suddenly heard such a word of earth-shattering, and suddenly the unified crow spooked his face and stared at the old **** with strange eyes. For a long time, His Majesty the Emperor said in shock: "Are you orgasm?"
The **** is still wiping tears with laughter, and he is overjoyed: "Yeah yeah ... the slaves will not climax ..."
"Oh!"
His Majesty the Emperor Just sips of wine just sprayed out. Haha laughed, and all General was rubbing his belly, patting his thighs, and laughing.
A **** ... actually said **** ...
It's so talented!
Do you have anything below?
But it's because of this episode! The previous awkward atmosphere of embarrassment finally disappeared. His Majesty the Emperor truly integrated into these Generals, drank five and drank six, and began to flex their muscles, rolled up their sleeves, and drank with each other.
Only Ye Xiao keenly observed one thing. When His Majesty the Emperor rolled up his sleeves, he patted the old eunuch's shoulder gently, intentionally or unintentionally.
Apologies? Seems like ... what?
Ye Xiao has appreciation in his eyes.
This His Majesty the Emperor is really beyond my expectations.
But no matter what the reason is, the shoulder of this **** photographed by His Majesty the Emperor makes Ye Xiao stand out. In short, seeing today, Ye Xiao has added a lot of goodwill to this His Majesty the Emperor's actions.
Originally, this His Majesty the Emperor has trapped his cheap dad for 20 years with a promise from that year, and then a Crown Prince son, who has almost confirmed the difficult relationship between the two parties, but after today ...
As an emperor in the Ruler world, I can still remember the robes of that year, and I can also put down my body and laugh and scold at the same robe with the original General. Although this is a banquet for the expedition, there is no suspicion of buying people, but But it is already quite difficult and commendable!
In addition, Ye Xiao can also feel that when His Majesty the Emperor speaks like that, he is still very sincere, at least for the moment, he did not put himself in the position of an emperor!
Also, the **** said the unexpected "smoke" of that sentence, clearly to open up the atmosphere for the last step-the **** who can accompany the emperor, which one is really a fool?
In terms of the age of the old eunuch, when he was an emperor's close-up, he had great power in his hands, and he used himself as a slave, but except for the emperor, even the queen and even Crown Prince may not be really dare. Treat him as a slave!
But such a person would rather sacrifice his dignity, but also open up the situation for the emperor.
The last shot of His Majesty the Emperor on his shoulder also made Ye Xiao feel this emperor, and the person is still good.
At least, that shot was also comforting, and it didn't mean to praise!
Looking at the emperor in a crowd of General groups, he instantly became a mess. Ye Xiao also finally understood why ; and Huayang King and other generations of God of War would be willing to work for him!
Why is his cheap daddy Ye Nantian so shocking and unremarkable as powerhouse, he also promised to promise him for twenty years!
An emperor can do what he is.
Even if it is pretentious, acting is enough!
His Majesty the Emperor's personal charm is enough to conquer everything.
It's definitely worth it!
Thinking of Crown Prince and several Prince fly camp dogs, they are fighting each other, and I can't help but have a feeling in my heart: Tiger father and son, but that's it.
"Ye Xiao! Ye Xiao!" His Majesty the Emperor shouted, "Little bunny, your kid is here! Your father is not here, now your kid has dried the altar for him. I want to appreciate the wineballs today ..."
Meng Laowu caressed his bald head and asked in amazement: "Your Majesty, then Ye Boy drinks and drinks, at most, he is drunk and vomits. What does it have to do with that wine stuffed meatball?"
His Majesty the Emperor laughed loudly: "Don't you know that Ye Xiao has an nickname 'night supper'? The night supper that has been soaked with wine, that's not what the wine brewed meatball is ..."
Meng Laowu seems to be pondering for a moment, "Even if this is not the case, supper is not the Lantern Festival, and how to brew is not a wine-made meatball!"
His Majesty the Emperor hearing this was also a stun, and then snarled: "I said that the supper that night was the Lantern Festival, stunned, okay! It's not a ball, it must be a ball!"
Meng Laowu ’s chicks nodded in rice and flattered flattery flattery: "You are the emperor, Jinkouyuyan, what you say is naturally ..."
There are a lot of hissings all around, coquettling, and a masterpiece, one after another, one after another!
The five generals of the Guarding North army all have a glory of ‘with honor’ on their faces!
Even if our Great General is not here, Your Majesty has not forgotten him! No matter what time, he will never forget him!
Ye Xiao promised with a bitter smile on his face, somehow, Lao Tzu's nickname is not only well-known, but also today, there is another "maru", really **** bad! But at this moment, it seems that it is impossible to pass. I had to pinch my nose to pass and drink the jar of wine that represents the favor of my father.
The numerous civil and military officials in the palace on both sides, watching His Majesty the Emperor play blindly here, everyone has a complicated look in their eyes.
When the emperor was still Prince, he once concealed his identity and secretly entered the army. Everyone knows this.
But I never imagined that His Majesty the Emperor valued these generals so much ...