Rebirth of Magic Chapter 88: shit
(I want to hear more of your voices, I want to receive more of your suggestions, now search the WeChat public account "qdread" and pay attention to it, and give more support to "Rebirth Magician"!) "En? You Shit!" Xia Yi saw the person coming, and it turned out to be an acquaintance, Lars, the son of the Governor of Edouard.
"It's shit, not shit! No! It's shit, not Lass! No! It's shit, not shit! Whoooo~" Shit strode up and said, and Xia Yi who was following behind Lass I remember they were Lu Xingke, Ahinda, Bump Man, Zhi Zhu Xia and Ke Nan.
"Shit, shit, why are you here!" Xia Yi said with a look that deserved a beating, Lilith smiled when she saw it, and everyone's eyes were amazed.
"I've already said it's **** or shit, bah, it's Lars!" Lars said angrily, "By the way, who are you! You actually know my shit... Lars' name!"
"Oh! I don't know why Master Shit came here? He can't be here to shit!" Xia Yi still mocked as if he didn't notice Lars who was furious at all. Everyone, including the mayor, either covered their mouths and snickered, or laughed out loud.
"Oh, I remembered, you are the biochemical weapon beside Hong Hong." Shit felt familiar when he saw Xia Yi's figure, and suddenly remembered that wasn't that the man Hong called!
After Lars finished speaking, he and Lu Xingke seemed to remember the stench back then, and their faces turned pale. It must be that Xia Yi's smell left a big shadow in their hearts.
After Xia Yi heard about it, he almost didn't think that the embarrassing thing about calcium oxide (CaO) was brought up again.
"Biochemical weapons? Xia Yi, what did he mean?" Lilith asked puzzled.
"It's nothing, Lilith, don't ask!" Xia Yi said awkwardly.
"Miss, let me tell you the situation is like this..."
Lars vividly described what happened during the time when he and Hong met, and also focused on Xia Yi and Hong's affairs, and described in detail how stinky Xia Yi's body was. How to be stunned.
It must be said that Lars still has a lot of ink in his stomach. First, he told the matter verbatim, and the objective guesses added made Xia Yi himself speechless.
Even Xia Yi himself was about to be stinked to death by Lars' words. Fortunately, Lilith just listened carefully, and her expression was not unusual.
"This one? Miss Lilith?" Seeing Lilith nodding slightly, Lars then said earnestly, "Look, the man in your arms is such an abominable man, maybe he's taking my cute Hong Hong was abandoned, my Hong Hong is so pitiful! Maybe he will abandon you when he meets a more beautiful girl one day, Miss Lilith, you have to be careful!"
Xia Yi's eyelids twitched when he heard this! Lars should really be shitting! Abandoned Hong, return yours? Please type up a draft before lying, okay! Obviously Hong hates you! This has so much to do with me!
"Xia Yi, I didn't know you abandoned sister Hong!" Lilith looked at Xia Yi pitifully, "You really didn't abandon me too!"
"How is it possible!" Xia Yi yelled, but it gave people a feeling of guilt, "I will not abandon Lilith! You have to believe me!"
"En! Xia Yi, I believe in you!" Seeing that Xia Yi was about to hug him, Lilith also went up to her.
"Oh~ Lilith, what are you doing!" Lilith's body should be soft and comfortable to hold, but it's not because her feet were stepped on or her waist was twisted! The shoulder was still bitten!
"What are you doing! Don't you want to hug me!" Lilith said with a cute face, looking as innocent as possible, as if what happened just now was not done by herself at all.
"I said, you don't want to show your favor in public! Although I really want to do this with Honghong, but my poor Honghong, where are you?" Lars added a sad expression. The handsome face made the few beauties at the Zhenshan Zhibao level look like nympho.
"Lars, go **** aside! Red will appear!" Xia Yi said while enduring the pain from Lilith's hands, feet and teeth.
"Ah! Really? I'm going to take a **** right away!" Lars said excitedly after hearing Xia Yi's words.
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If Xia Yi saw Hong at this time, he really wanted to tell Hong, such a good brother-in-law, you should marry him!
The mayor and the others looked at Las with disbelief. Isn't Master Las's wisdom very high? It is said that when I went to attend the engagement ceremony of the princess this time, I solved the seven major problems of the Atlanta Empire in one breath, and even outsmarted the ministers of civil and military affairs of the whole dynasty. Even His Majesty conceded three points to Lars, and was hailed as the rising sun of the Atlanta Empire in the future.
But now it seems that this Lars is no different from a fool, and he was easily spared by Xia Yi's few words.
But the mayor still bite the bullet and stepped forward and said, "Shit..." The mayor just said that, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he turned around and turned himself into it, "Lars Young master, you seem to have forgotten the purpose of your visit!"
"Purpose? My purpose is to be red, get out of here!" Lars was about to push the mayor away, but suddenly realized, "That's right! I seem to have heard you say la Shit?"
"Mishearing, this is your mishearing, Master Las!" The mayor was already sweating down his back, and was so frightened that he almost knelt down.
Although this Lars is not a high-ranking official, he has a father who is the governor, whose status is not known to be much higher than his own, and this is a young man who is well-known in the entire empire and appreciated by His Majesty. The future is promising, isn't it? I can provoke this old bone.
"Misunderstanding? Lu Xingke, is it?" Lars turned to Lu Xingke and asked.
Na Lu Xingke also suppressed a smile and replied, "Master, just now the mayor of **** town did say the word 'shit'!"
"Idiot, it's good to know that he said it, so you don't have to repeat it!" Lars slapped Lu Xingke as he spoke, "Since our lovely mayor said something that shouldn't be said, Bump Man, take him down to play monster hunting! Just don't kill the monster!"
"Yes! Thank you, young master, for the reward!" Bumpman looked at the mayor's butt, added his tongue, and first saw something delicious.
Xia Yi could see from Aotuman's eyes that Aotongman's delicacy must be the mayor, the pink chrysanthemum, Xia Yi couldn't help mourning for the mayor.
"Zhizhuxia, he will be handed over to you, lead him to travel to another world for infinite fun! Remember, make sure he will never forget the joy of that world!" Lars said, pointing at Yunhao.
"Thank you, master! Thank you, master!" Originally, Zhi Zhuxia felt a little unbalanced when he saw that Lars rewarded Ou Cong Man with the mayor, but now there is no comparison at all!
"Master Lars, I don't accept it!" The mayor shouted in fright as he was about to be dragged into the dark room by Bumpman, and Yunhao looked at his father expectantly. Change your outlook on the world and your outlook on life!
"Unconvinced?" Lars looked at the mayor in confusion, and then seemed to understand something, "I know, it's the first time! Everyone will be ashamed! It's okay, take some medicine and then slowly understand The beauty of this kind of thing is also good!"
"Huh?" The mayor was stunned for a moment, he didn't mean that at all, okay, and this Master Las flew too far with the plane! But in order not to let himself lose his life at the end of the festival, the mayor wanted to make a final effort.
"Master Lars, I didn't mean that!" The mayor said nervously and loudly, once he was taken down by this Bumpman to fight monsters, would he still have the face to be a mayor in the future! If the world view of my only son is subverted ~IndoMTL.com~, then the incense of my family will be over.
People don't know that he has been the mayor for so many years, and he still knows a lot about the bad tastes of the nobles. He doesn't think that Zhizhuxia can't peak his son's worldview.
"Isn't that what you mean?" Lars looked at the mayor strangely, clapped his hands suddenly, and said, "Oh! I see! Bump Manzhi Pig Shrimp, when the time comes, remember to match this father and son into a life-and-death pair Lovers who accompany each other, so that they can grow old together!"
"Yes, master!"
"Guaranteed to complete the task assigned by the young master!"
Afterwards, no matter how the mayor and the exposed father and son shouted, Lars was unmoved. Finally, he watched the mayor and his son being brought into the small black room. Not long after, it was reported that the mayor and Yun Hao's melodious cry was like killing a pig.
"Hey! The annoying guy is finally gone." Lars sighed and said, "That Xia Yi?"
"Huh?" Xia Yi said with a twitching face, Xia Yi really didn't expect that Lars was also a ruthless character! There are so many ruthless people with special interests in his hands.
"As long as I go to shit, red will appear, right!" Lars looked at Xia Yi excitedly and said.
Xia Yi didn't know what to say, so he could only nod his head, and Lars ran away excitedly with Lu Xingke, Ahinda and Konan! (My novel "Rebirth Magician" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will also be a 100% lucky draw gift for everyone! Open WeChat now, click the "+" sign on the upper right to "add friends", Search the official account "qdread" and pay attention, hurry up!)