Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal Chapter 431: Herculism

Ling Xiaoyi took the phone, looked at the knife and five others standing in front of him, and expressed that she was very depressed. The more you answered the phone, the more depressed...

"Is it Miss Xiaoyi? I am the sales director of Feirou Shampoo Company. I would like to ask the team members of Feiniu Basketball Team to help me do some shampoo ads. I don't know if it is possible?" said the phone.

Ling Xiaoyi looked at the few people in front of her: "That...husband, can you wait for their hair to grow and study the problem again? And our young master has always disliked the placement of advertisements..." Do you ask the bald scoop coming out of prison to endorse shampoo...

"Hello, I am the president of the world's best food and beverage company, I would like to invite a few stars...... Ah, don't get me wrong, anybody is good, please ask them to speak about our company's newly launched world-famous buns, and endorse our price The company can make 15 million yuan. I don’t know if Miss Xiaoyi can help us to say a few words to the young master..."

Ling Xiaoyi looked at these people-so many super-characteristic guys who are suitable for endorsing this and what awesome little bun...

"Miss Xiaoyi, please promise us our endorsement of Shuangbao Beer. Yesterday, your three fat men in the Flying Bull basketball team practiced two blues. This is very similar to the meaning of our Shuangbao beer. You can rest assured that the endorsement fee There will be no less, 12 million, please make sure!"

Ling Xiaoyi took a look at the three fat men...well, the look of this product knew that he could drink!

"Miss Ling Xiaoyi, I am from **** company..."

According to the normal situation, it must not be allowed to accept advertising endorsements, but the young master gave these people an annual salary of 5 million. In particular, the young master has obviously become more and more ruined recently. The young master is not willing to make money, but they secretly contact private activities, and then it is okay to enter the money into the young master’s account. The key is that the young master never looks at how much money is in the card. ...

The last few people quietly decided to make a small profit first. Anyway, these few guys were also released by the young master from the prison. Obedience is affirmative. Tell them not to say anything and just so-so...

So soon, a series of advertisements appeared on TV--

Da Fei: "This is an era of materialistic champions. Everyone is walking in a hurry. Not many coaches are not screaming and running. The players actually hold the Hercules Cup when they are drunk. Everyone There weren’t enough injuries. The game was full of big dogs, and even heavenly men shampooed—all with Feirou. I was Dafei, I only used Feirou.” Dafei scored 16 points in that game. The fat man flying on the grass must impress the audience. So his head with only two millimeters of stubble. The hair looks so fresh and clean..."

Si Dezi: "The noodles were madly flattened by the steamed buns. Dissatisfied, I went to the house to find the steamed bread theory, and was beaten again by the steamed buns. I saw the world's most popular little steamed buns on the way home. , Can't beat your son?". Si Dezi's grown-up is very frivolous, endorsement of this explosive little bun, especially with his small eyes that are extremely frivolous to see, it can definitely make people associate from the explosive buns to the little buns on the woman's body-so bursting the small buns Soon there will be a nickname: obscene little buns...

Although this nickname is frivolous, it is easy for people to remember...

Three fat guys: "Shuangbao beer, two for one drink. I keep drinking it!" It is his classic double-filling that is displayed on the screen, so the sports fans who watched this advertisement in the entire kingdom of heaven, drinking beer The most common sentence I said at the time was: "Boss, let's have a double violence! Don't be violent!"

......

The advertising campaign of the Flying Cow Basketball Team is booming, and the search volume for Flying Cow on the Internet is also increasing.

In fact, this was originally nothing. Almost everything Hong Deng worked on was in flames. This has already been accepted by people.

The problem is that this time it was a bit big.

The cause of the incident was a gambler. After watching this Marriott vs. Flying Bull friendly game, the slogan before launching a counterattack against Flying Bull is still fresh in my memory, that is, the phrase "for the young master". However, this product is still an absolute iron powder of Hong Dali. He likes the phrase "Daily miracle" that Hong Dali often said, so he shouted before buying the lottery ticket: "For the young master, make a miracle vigorously!"

Then this item was sold for 1.3 million...

At first, this thing was firmly remembered by the lottery shop owner. Such a bright example must have been impressive. Originally, the lottery shop owner didn’t take this too seriously. Buying lottery tickets, more There are superstitions, and there are those who lose money when buying lottery tickets.

But the problem is that the guy who shouted "For the sake of the young master, work hard for a miracle!" Also won the 1.3 million prize!

This has to be promoted, then it must be promoted with red banners!

So the owner of the lottery shop made a huge banner that read, "The winners shouted'For the less master, vigorously work out a miracle'. It was really a miracle, and we warmly celebrate the store's first 1.3 million grand prize. Coming out!"

As soon as this red banner is played, the lottery shop is suddenly on fire!

People who come to buy lottery tickets almost all shouted "For the sake of less masters, vigorously work out miracles" before buying lottery tickets, and then the winning rate soared, although it was not as exaggerated as the first person's 1.3 million, but A few tens of hundreds of thousands are common.

This story is spreading from ten to hundred, and it was not long before the people in this community were curious to watch: "What are the gangs doing? Burning incense before buying the lottery ticket? Also shouting'For the master, make a miracle vigorously' , What the **** is going on?" Then someone explained to him: "You don't understand this? The 1.3 million in the first two days, before calling the lottery, I shouted'For the young master, vigorously "A miracle", the result is really hit! Now those who come here to buy lottery tickets have to shout like this, some devouts will also burn incense and something, and pray for the young master to bless him to win the prize, don't say it, it's really spiritual..."

Then someone posted the story online, and the title was "For the Master, to work miracles, it is a miracle!" ", and then triggered the onlookers of countless people, so there are many people who have learned to do so, before buying the lottery, they all come to such a voice, and bathing, changing clothes, burning incense, worshiping vigorously, and then this matter spreads more and more. After two days, the first religion of Hercules appeared on the Internet......

Hercules, there is no requirement for the congregation, the only spontaneous action is that whenever they need to pay luck-for example, interviews, blind dates, exams, etc., they will bathe and change clothes before doing this, Burn incense and worship vigorously, and then often good luck really comes.

At the beginning, there were only a few hundred people in Hercules, but in a few days, the effort increased to more than 3,000 people. After that, it spread more and more. The number of people began to grow tens of thousands. Participants from student civil servants It can be described as everything from government officials to farmers to handicrafts.

These people have reached the level of death to Hong Dali, and soon Herculism has grown to hundreds of thousands of people, and it is still growing. People who join the Hercules do their best to imitate Hong Dali, and they are very confused. They are fed up with stray cats and stray dogs. It is a basic style, and it is a basic requirement. The happiness index of these people's luck index is really growing rapidly, so the more people pass by, the more and more people...

Thousand songs post it, Hercules teach, full posts are all such posts——

"Hercules, bless my blind date tomorrow to meet a big beauty, kneel for you! For the young master, make a miracle!"

"Young Master, bless me to pass the interview tomorrow and tomorrow. If I don't pass, I will starve to death. I hope that the interviewer's test will look good to me, and I will work hard for a miracle for the young master!"

These are just general, there are more exaggerated and more reliable--

"Believe in Young Master, have eternal life, resurrect with blood and buff in place after death! For Young Master, vigorously work out a miracle!"

"Domineering pure men, are our guiding lights, our Noah's Ark, and our **** Christ as a Buddha, for the master, to work miracles!"

"Drinking a drink for so many years since I was a child has brought another bottle for the first time in a row. Thanks to the young master, thanks to the central tv, thanks to Kiribati for the foundation, thank... for the young master, make great miracles!"

In the end, the more rumored it is, the more mysterious it is, and it’s completely mythical and legendary--

"I believe in the young master, do not hang the subject, the young masters are pure blooded men. The people are good brothers, fathers and sons, they can stand on the fist, they can walk on their arms! They can kill chickens at the age of one and build airplanes at the age of three. . Open a tank at the age of five, wear iron clothes at the age of six. The power feels lonely, and feels uninteresting to retreat from the rivers and lakes. Lifting his head and looking silently at the green mountains, the wild beasts in the mountains mourn. Make a miracle!"

"Young Master, I'm a hard farmer. We haven't rained for half a month on this side. Please ask the young master to enjoy some rain. For the young master, vigorously work out a miracle!" It rained in two days...

So much so that one by one, at the end, the most powerful thing to ask for the possession of the main soul of the young master appeared--

"Young Master, give me a baby. My husband and I have been childless for six years. I hope that the young master will bless you and make miracles for the young master!" Of course ~IndoMTL.com~ I can't say it well...

In reality, Hercules teaches that it spreads quickly, so that when acquaintances often meet, they will convey a "you know" look, and then grin slyly, lowering their voices and saying hello: "Did you worship today?" .

Then another person will always reply like this: "Goodbye, miracles for the young master!"

If you haven’t joined Hercules, it will become like this--

"Hurry up and worship the young master, than the **** of wealth! We teach people to worship every day, and now there are prizes every day. Ah, of course, my heart is still not religious enough, the lottery is not winning, but drink , Then almost four times or four or five times, it’s'one more bottle', it's very spiritual!"

"Really? It’s so exaggerated? How can I add it?"

"Follow me, for the young master, make great miracles!"

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