Rebirth of the National Male God:

　　Mid-Autumn Festival, when Jiu Jiu crossed the river, he accidentally dropped the snowy moon cake into the river.

　　After a while, He Shen floated up and said: "I'm sorry to eat your moon cake. The two pure gold and diamond moon cakes will be given to you as compensation."

　　After hearing that, Jiu Jiu also ran to the river and threw Wuren Mooncake into the river.

　　 After a while, the body of the river **** floated up.

　　To punish Xie Ji for killing the river god, Xie Jiuli passed through gorgeously! ! !

　　Yes, you read it right, some nine crossed!

　　 [Crossing the first chapter of the memo]

　　Walking against a telephone pole

　　[System tip: Blood tank reduced by 15%]

　　【Crossing the second chapter of the memo】

　　 was stolen money by bus

　　[System tip: Blood tank reduced by 50%]

　　 [Through the third chapter of the memo]

　　When I found out that I had no money, I was dragged and beaten by my boss

　　[System tip: Blood tank reduced by 75%]

　　 [Crossing the fourth chapter of the memo]

　　Road meets handsome boy

　　嗷嗷嗷~ So handsome~ I really want to make fun of it~

Nine nine with a generous color heart are very familiar with young people and chat with teenagers...

　　 Then somehow the topic became like this--

　　Nine: "After a ship crashed, a female passenger and 10 male passengers drifted to a desert island. One month later, the female killed herself because she felt what happened this month It was so disgusting. After one month, they decided to bury her because they felt that what happened this month was too disgusting. After one month, they decided to dig her out because they felt what happened this month. It was so disgusting. One month later, God raised the woman’s resurrection because he felt that what happened in these months was really disgusting..."

　　The handsome young boy's clear eyes stared at Xujiu, tilting his head, and a smile on his lips.

　　Mu Jiu continued: "Snow White and Pinocchio lived in the big forest. One day, Snow White finally couldn't stand loneliness. He grabbed the little horse's head and put it between his legs: "To be honest , Telling lies, telling the truth again, telling lies again..."This is said a thousand times before the princess releases Xiaopi."

　　The boy still didn't speak, his lips raised slightly.

　　One nine:……

　　 Teenager~ Please respect the profession of gangsters. I am telling you the introductory joke to see your blushing and shy head, not to look at your expressions that you never want to listen to.

　　 At this time, a tall and beautiful man came not far away...

　　The boy waved at the man, the smile on his lips became more obvious: "A Xiaorong, come on--"

　　 "...?" The man frowned slightly, looked at the girl in front of the teenager, and looked at the teenager with doubt.

　　 "This is a lovely girl!" The teenager's voice with a lazy smile, "I actually want to come and tease me... Haha! It's fun!"

　　One nine (?Δ?): "......"

　　 "Is it?" The man's cold gaze glanced at Xujiu, and his breath became colder.

　　 A nine-looking young man (╬☉д⊙): "..." You won, and people in the city will really play!

　　 The young man put his hand in the trench coat pocket and looked up at the sky, Yin Hong's mouth chuckled with a smile-just spicy! Do not accept to bite me!

　　A man’s eye knife (▼へ▼メ)

　　The nine killed by the eyes and frozen into ice slag: "..."

　　……

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　　PS: The rice wine in the dimples is happy in the Mid-Autumn Festival, what is it [比心]