Rebirth of the National Male God Chapter 449: 4-in-1
The bullet screen was swiped by [6666666666666], Shu Cheng raised his eyebrows slightly, and wanted to commit suicide?
When it comes to suicide, something that requires difficulty, is it true that IQ like Wu Junze?
Want to be kidnapped morally, saying that she scolded him for suicide?
I don’t pretend to look a bit like that!
She is an actor. She actually acted in front of her. I really don’t know how to describe IQ!
Wu Junze looked black at the barrage, and the ghost knew that suicide was so troublesome!
While Mai Tang was still running on the way to delivering sugar to a certain face control, my heart quietly looked forward to seeing Shu Cheng for a while. Shu Cheng's emotions had calmed down, otherwise Shu Cheng's mood was not good. He is gone!
......
The barrage of Wu Junze’s live broadcast room as usual is too long to start again--
【Theoretical jump is the fastest.
But in reality, people don’t lose consciousness so quickly. It must be ensured that the head hit the ground to ensure death.
Otherwise, even if the visceral punch-strike injury, at least 2-3 minutes of pain (remaining nerves).
Congratulations, in case you fall on a special cushion such as glass slag, cactus, barbed wire, etc.
The world record holder is the flight attendant who did not fall after the explosion at 10155 meters above Slovakia. The former Serbian flight attendant, Visna Ulovic, her skull split in half, three vertebrae shattered, and her hands and legs were all broken, but She miraculously survived.
So if you want to jump off the building, you can also try it. 】
[If you cut your neck, cut it to the right position, the blood will spray to 2 meters high, cut the wrong position, you will become a duck neck.
Don’t believe that the set on TV, the weapons needed for self-supporting, general swords, swords, can’t cut the muscles around the neck.
You need to use a knife to insert it accurately and then gradually saw it horizontally.
General people, I don’t think there is this ability.
Forgot to say that the arteries and veins must be cut off at the same time. A single one can torture you for up to half an hour. 】
【Carbon monoxide:
To be honest, this is tricky because it is hard to die.
Kawabata Yasunari was in his 80s, and after four years of receiving the Nobel Prize in Literature, he put a gas pipe directly into his throat before dying. Most of the natural gas in the city has been treated now, and its toxicity has been reduced too much.
In general, even if you stay off for one night, you will be comatose, incontinent, and even become a vegetative person at most.
It is recommended to starve yourself for a few days if you want to die. 】
Professional, extremely professional consequences of suicide on death made everyone in the live broadcast stunned, leaving only a series of long barrage on the barrage.
V Blog is still discussing--
"Suicide... so difficult?"
"I'm going, I'm up! I only knew that suicide Nima is a job that requires technology!"
"This is awesome, I just don’t know who it is. The name of user 12138 is obviously a trumpet!"
"Awesome! I never knew that suicide also requires technical content! I would like to see if Wu Junze, the kid, dare to commit suicide?"
"After reading these, I still feel that I should not commit suicide. If I don't die, I will become a pitiful plant man."
"That’s right! I don’t know if I’m shocked, and suicide also requires technical skills!"
"Why did the style of this live broadcast suddenly change from a weird dark wind to a funny wind? Was it my illusion? Or did I laugh a little lower? Looking at Wu Junze, who was so scared that he wanted to die but didn’t dare to die Just want to laugh?"
"Can I say that I feel the same way? Somehow poking a smile!"
......
Wu Junze turned off the live broadcast with a black face, the planned suicide, and then the method of putting An Zhiruo at the center of public opinion seems to not work.
......
"Ding Dong -" the doorbell rang, Shu Cheng turned his handle, looked at Mai Tang... carrying a large bag of sugar, and turned sideways.
"My sugar." Shu Cheng's eyes were focused on the sugar, and he didn't glance at him since entering the door.
In this regard, Mai Tang remained silent and silently handed sugar to Shu Cheng. Even if there was more mmp in his heart, he must smile on his face, "Shu, your sugar."
Shu Cheng's bright red lips evoked a touch of radiance. I just played with Wu Junze, and now I have a lollipop, and my anger value is reduced by 50%.
Shu Cheng took the sugar, took out a piece of ripped sugar paper, stuffed it in his mouth, and put the sugar in his sugar box. He hadn’t seen Mai Tang in the whole process.
Mai Tang: "..."
The air is condensing, embarrassing, quite embarrassing.
Mai Tang squeezed a smile from his face, "So what... Shuge... Your acne looks really personal."
Mai Tang just finished saying this, and he regretted it instantly. He was not ignorant of Shu Cheng’s character. This person who said all day that he was handsome suddenly developed acne... What I caught was fleeting.
With his head down, he could feel the cold eyes of the teenager falling on him.
Forgot... let you die!
"You repeat what you just said?" The young man's voice was lazy and seemed to have a smile, but his dark eyes were cold without a trace of temperature.
The anger value that was just lowered because of the lollipop increased instantly.
A stimulant from Maitang immediately responded with a sincere look in his eyes: "Shu Ge, you are handsome, personable, immortal wisdom in heaven, bravery in supremacy, wise wisdom, extraordinary intelligence, wisdom like Kongming, He is as strong as Xiang Yu, he is invincible, he has no defeat, Yushu Linfeng, omnipotence, it is almost unmatched. There are thousands of people who share my feet with the world, who feel the same with me...how could it be an acne? Can affect the face value?!"
Shu Cheng narrowed his eyes and looked at Maitang without speaking.
Mai Tang is cold and sweaty, you might as well not look at me like before, concentrate on lollipop!
"What’s more, your acne is round and beautiful, just at the position of your eyebrows, a beauty added to you...No, handsome, like a perfect match..."
Shu Cheng's bright red lips evoked a touch of radian. Although the silly boy in this set of speeches didn't know how many times he said it, and the use of idioms is not good, but when I heard it, I was still in a good mood. of.
Shu Cheng held the lollipop, and his anger value decreased by 25%.
"Don't go yet?" Shu Cheng asked lightly.
Mai Tang was ecstatic when she heard this voice, "You can't choose words":
"Shu Ge's words are really like "big voices sweeping away yin and yin", and like "pulling out the clouds and seeing the blue sky", so that I can see hope and see the future!
It’s a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and the initiation of Daigo may not be enough to describe Shuge’s words in case; Wushan travels and the Yangtze River is more difficult to compare with the master’s literary talent!
Huang Zhongda Lv, Zhen Deaf!
You see the world by candlelight, you can see a thousand miles;
Through your deep words, I seem to have seen the magnificent shores of your eagles and wolves; you seem to see the wisdom of your rafters, writing the world’s articles; as if you saw you press the sword Look around, countless heroes of Jiangshan! "
Shu Cheng: "...?!"
"Large sounds sweep the shadows..."
"Unplug the clouds and see the blue sky"...
Thunderbolt on a sunny day, initiation...
Wushan traveling clouds, the Yangtze river flowing...
Huang Zhongda Lv, Zhen deaf hair, shining candlelight all over the world, seeing thousands of miles, rain and dew, life is shining...? !
Shu Cheng's dark eyes stared at Mai Tang, her red lips bloomed, and there was only the word "Natural" in her heart. She even forgot her anger and reduced her anger value to zero.
It seems that Maitang’s skill in flattering is longer...
When Mai Tang left, Shu Cheng, a well-behaved face control system, opened her phone and saw a series of question marks on WeChat, with a playful arc on her lips.
There are three ways to resolve her anger:
1. Eat lollipops.
2. Teasing A Xiaorong.
3. Play the routine.
Now she is in a good mood, but she is bored. What should I do?
1. Eat lollipops.
2. Teasing A Xiaorong.
3. Play the routine.
The lollipop is in hand. A Xiaorong is not here now, and now the routine is left, but these people are all there.
Shu Cheng raised her eyebrows and raised the arc of the corners of her lips. This group of people...was not there when I was looking for it, and now...how can I do without a routine? !
......
After a few hours.
Zhou Yaoyu, Zhou Ziqian, Bai Lu, Wu Dong, Fu Hao, Ma Yuchuan and others posted V blogs at the same time.
【Zhou Yaoyu V: Boycott the routine, boycott @舒澄V! #反套路研究#】
【Bai Lu V: Boycott the routine, boycott @舒澄V! #反套路研究#】
【Zhou Ziqian V: Boycott the routine, boycott @舒澄V! #反套路研究#】
......
Combination of several super famous celebrities, the comment area exploded.
【I'm curious what exactly Wuli God did to them? Has it changed like this? [Laughing and crying]]
【Same as curious! Routine king will not come up with any new routines to go and routine them! Curious! 】
【The guest feelings of "showtime" are really good. They are not like other stars who just make good friends. Their feelings can make people feel really good. Only a good friend can make a joke like this! 】
【What exactly did Shu Cheng teenager do to them! Why not say it! Aoao Aoao~ Itchy~ Ao~~
【Team@舒澄V They are afraid to lose face and refuse to say, you tell us! Teenager @舒澄V seeking answers! 】
【Ask for answers, ask for answers! 】
【Huh...Have several old fritters been Shu Cheng's routine? Otherwise, you won't be so angry! 】
......
Zhou Yaoyu, Zhou Ziqian, Bai Lu, Wu Dong, Fu Hao, Ma Yuchuan and others looked at the curious babies under their Weibo irritated.
If you say yes, only love me?
What the **** are you doing now? !
Fake fans!
It must be fake!
Yu Zhoule happily drank yoghurt and looked at the group of children on V-Bo. The smile in his heart completely covered up, but fortunately he did not speak witly.
Shu Cheng likes to play routines so much, this group of silly people think that Shu Cheng will send you a V letter suddenly with nothing? !
Really fool!
Shu Cheng also closed her hand and hummed her song, but if Shu Cheng’s fans were listening carefully to her singing, she might be able to come out as soon as she spoke.
——"Feeling cute"
Since no one heard the song, Shu Cheng let go of her and sang the song seriously.
......
Time passes like a white horse.
During these days, Shu Chengchang’s acne has disappeared, and "The Legend of Wukong" has come to an end, and more people have read this book.
At the beginning, An Rumian was the most promising "full-time master" in the three series of An Zhiruo, but the end of "Wukong Biography" also made me wonder. The alternative Journey to the West, a different fantasy classic, An Zhiruo did it.
【An Rian sleep V:
- recommended books, "Wu Kong" (has ended) Author: equanimity
The author An Zhiruo reinterpreted some plots of "Journey to the West" from the perspective of modern people, and the whole article is full of thinking.
Four Tang monks, masters and disciples faced the destiny that was already destined, and finally embarked on a journey to the west.
Although Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie have supernatural powers, in front of their destiny, they are just weak and weak people...when destiny is already destined and you cannot change, what will you do?
Is it a pig crying at the moon?
Is it still the stone monkey who rebelled to the bone?
No matter how hard we try, we won’t get recognition after all. Are the rules of the world really like this? 】
【The language of Wukong Biography is in line with the somewhat jumping thinking of today's readers. Those who think deeply are fascinated by wildness and unrestrainedness. Those who think deeply are impressed by betrayal and reason. Popularity is of course.
The whole article has not only a brand-new view of Buddha, but also a paragraph. I personally find it very exciting. It is a section in "Outside of the Book-Huaguo Mountain". The judgment of immortality must not be missed. 】
【I see this book only now~IndoMTL.com~ At first I thought that An Da was ruining the Westward Journey and spoiling the classics, but now I know that An Da has written another classic!
With the passage of time and the increase of age, the vigorous words and ambitions of the young age have already disappeared, and the rest is the us who are lingering and walking.
Aren’t we the one that mourns over the moon or the monkey frightened by fate?
It's just that at the end of this story, they beat themselves, and what about us? 】
[Thank you for "The Legend of Wukong" written by An Da, the moment I finished reading, I cried all of a sudden.
Sun Wukong lost himself on the westbound road. In the face of a powerful destiny, everything is just a scam and a joke.
The beauty monkey king is just the little monkey full of fear and hope for the future but unable to find the past.
The canopy determined to fight against fate finally faced the world with the face of Ba Jie, he refused to face the beloved A Yue.
Tang Seng, who was originally Jin Chanzi, discovered the deception of Buddhism to the world and the limits of teaching methods.
There are too many emotions, too much helplessness. 】
【One sentence proves that you have seen "Goku"!" 】
[I am a student party, although I don’t quite understand the meaning of An Da, but I still remember the sentence “I want this day, I can’t cover my eyes, I want this place, I can’t bury my heart, I want this sentient being I understand what I mean, and I want all the Buddhas to vanish!" 】
[I still remember the sentence "This world, I've been here, I fought, I loved it, I don't care about the ending."]
[I still remember the sentence "God is not greedy, why can't he tolerate a little disrespect for him? God is not evil, why should he hold the fate of millions of creatures on the ground in his hand?"]
"Goku" is on fire!