Rebirth of the National Male God Chapter 803:

The first paragraph--

【The cat was forced to sit on the stage of the Yelaixiang Hair Salon opened by the fox because of the nightlife. One day the mouse came to the hair salon to name the cat to wrap the cat. The cat vowed to die. Come home and be serious! 】

Second paragraph--

[The doctor asked the patient how the fracture occurred. The patient said, "I think there is sand in the shoe, so I held the telephone pole to shake the shoe. A **** passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so I picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks. . 】

Paragraph 3—

【The teacher in the biology class asked: How can we correctly distinguish the hands and feet of octopus? Student answer: Put a fart to smell it, the hand that covers your nose is the hand, the other is the foot. The whole class falls. 】

......

"..." The girl's mouth twitched, it turned out to be a "book of jokes", she originally thought that books such as Shu Cheng's reading would definitely be some kind of literary classics, who can think of it A book of "Jokes".

The most important thing is that when girls look back to reading books, they still look very serious about academic issues.

"...I really can pretend." The girl looked at a teenager on the phone and thought the teenager was so cute.

Shu Cheng came back after the phone call and saw the "Joke Daquan" on his desk. He coughed and said to the girl, "Well, look at this and relax, you can also take a look."

The girl covered her mouth and laughed, "You are so cute, do you know your family?"

Shu Cheng raised her eyebrows, "They all know that I am handsome."

The girl smiled, "Yes, yes, you are the most handsome."

Shu Cheng nodded, not humble at all, as he should be.

"Did you understand this question?" Shu Cheng returned to her teacher's condition.

The girl became obedient in an instant, "Got it."

Shu Cheng raised his lips, "Since I understand, I will leave first."

The girl nodded, "Go ahead, male, if you have anything to do, go ahead!"

Shu Cheng left the library with his things, and immediately saw Yu Jie not far away.

She decisively called Shen He, "Did you say the interview is tomorrow?"

Shen He nodded, "Yes."

Shu Cheng helpless: "Teacher Yu Jieyu has arrived in Tsinghua."

Shen He: "...She really didn't play cards according to the routine."

Shu Cheng pressed the temple, "I go to the studio first, and she slowly interviews the students in the school."

"She didn't see you?"

"Not yet, let me go first."

......

The other side.

Yu Jie conducted interviews with delayed students at Tsinghua University.

"What kind of person is Shu Cheng usually?" Yu Jie asked with a microphone.

"You are Yu Jie? I often watch your shows. You said that my male **** looks like him? It is even more handsome than TV! Do you know the indescribably handsome?"

At a glance, it’s Shu Cheng’s brain powder. Yu Jie is speechless. Does Tsinghua University have such a star chase? She thought that every one here was a nerd!

"What kind of person is Shu Cheng usually?" Yu Jie asked a boy with glasses while holding the microphone.

The boy helped his glasses, "Shu Cheng is a person with strong strength, I personally think he should not choose the art department, if he chooses finance..."

Next, the male student analyzed Shu Cheng from various academic data. Although Yu Jie didn't understand it at all, he was able to draw a conclusion: Shu Cheng was a ghost.