Reborn 80,000 Years Chapter 402: The terrible ancient heaven machine
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Chapter 402 The Terrible Ancient Heavenly Chance
"Hold the grass!"
Looking at the people who were eating shit, Gu Tianji couldn't help it, and he burst into a swear word: "I have lived for more than 40 years. This is the first time I saw someone eating shit!"
After Yuanchi and others heard this, their faces became more and more gloomy, and in the end, a touch of anger rushed wildly in their eyes.
"I am going to kill you today!" Yuan Chi was full of anger, his teeth clenched, and he squeezed a few words from his teeth. His chest was like an exploded volcano, and a monstrous killing intent rushed out.
However, just as he was about to continue speaking, everyone suddenly raised their heads, and the whole person was stunned.
Just listen to the sound of "swish swish" constantly, and the dense mass of **** suddenly came to the crowd in front of you like rain.
Seeing this scene, everyone was instantly stupid.
A strong fear surged into their hearts.
Slap! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped……!
The next moment, the dung slapped like a cannonball on the bodies of those martial arts realm strong, splashing a piece of shit. Within a moment, these people's hair and clothes were full of stinky shit, and they completely turned into a **** person.
"Hahahaha!"
Gu Tianji laughed carelessly, as if he had returned to his childhood, the happy time of throwing snowballs with his friends in the snow...
"You little dolls, let you break the prohibition and let you bully the old man, do you think that the old man is too old to be bones? It's useless? Now you know how good the old man is?"
"Eat the old man, a trick of rainstorm pear shit!"
Swish swish!
"Eat another ten thousand **** to make one!"
Swish swish!
"Finally buy two get one free, and give you a great **** gift package!"
Swish swish!
Gu Tianji kept throwing a pile of monster feces in his hands. If he just lost it, he would be more annoying. In the end, he would continue to mutter some strange things, so that Yuanchi and the others in the back were so angry that they had a myocardial infarction.
This old fellow is really disrespectful of the old!
What about the demeanor of the good old man?
He even wondered whether this product had collected all the monster dung in the mountain?
What's even more annoying is that they don't even dare to use spiritual power.
Because as long as they use their spiritual power, those **** will be shattered, evolving from **** flowers to **** powder, and they are sprayed all over.
"Old man, you can throw another tuo!"
"Huh?"
Gu Tianji raised his brows slightly and sneered, "I'm sorry, I hate others threatening me the most in my life!"
As Gu Tianji said, he threw out a few more shit.
Seeing this scene, everyone wanted to cry.
At this moment, I just heard Gu Tianji suddenly say: "Huh? It's empty? Why is it gone?"
Gu Tianji picked up the storage bag and poured it violently, but the inside was empty, not even half of the **** particles came out.
No more?
When they heard this, everyone was overjoyed, and a feeling of wanting to cry came to their hearts.
He suddenly felt that this sentence Gu Tianji said was the most beautiful sentence they had heard since they were so old!
But he hadn't been moved for long when he saw that Gu Tianji suddenly took out another Qiankun bag and said with a smile: "Don't worry, there is not enough for the old man. I have five or six bags after this bag is thrown out! I lack everything, just don’t lack shit!"
Gu Tianji smiled...
Never mind.
He doesn't lack anything, just lack of heart and eyes.
Hearing this, everyone shook and almost fainted to the ground. The feeling of falling from heaven into **** suddenly came to mind.
This stuff... there are five or six packs of shit?
Yuanchi can't bear it anymore!
Smelly feces are sticking all over his body, he can hardly even see his face, and the whole person has completely become a moving feces.
"Old things, if you don't kill you today, it's hard to understand the hatred in my heart!" Yuanchi and others were gnashing their teeth. They are all powerhouses in the martial arts realm. They have infinite beauty on weekdays. When have they suffered such humiliation?
An unprecedented killing intent filled the hearts of Yuanchi and others.
Even in their hearts, their hatred for Gu Tianji far exceeds Yang Chen!
Yang Chen can not kill, but Gu Tianji must die!
However, just as everyone was thinking about **** Gu Tianji, a cloud of red powder suddenly floated from the front and entered their breath.
"Oh? It's been recruited!"
Gu Tianji raised his brow slightly, and his face suddenly showed excitement.
"Ahem!" Yuanchi coughed, and said in horror: "Old thing, what did you spill us on?"
"It's nothing, it's just a powder of medicine called Lost Soul!" Gu Tianji said lightly.
"Lost my soul? What is it?"
Everyone glanced at each other, their faces confused.
What is a lost soul?
Never heard of such a thing!
"Hey."
Gu Tianji smiled, but this smile became incomparably trivial when it fell in the eyes of everyone.
"The so-called soul is lost. It is said that the complexity is a kind of powder that can stimulate the **** hormones of the human body. It will flow into the body along your nose, and finally, when you stay, emit a female hormone. And here Under the stimulation of this kind of hormone, yours will keep getting bigger!"
Hearing this, everyone was shocked, and instantly understood the meaning of Gu Tianji's words, their faces were strangely ugly.
"Cough." Gu Tianji coughed and said, "Uh, to put it more simply, lost soul is an aphrodisiac. It is often sold in brothels. Five copper coins can buy a pack, and it can make You experience the thrill of losing your soul! Cough cough, but well... this thing has a disadvantage."
"The bad? What's the bad?" A drop of cold sweat slipped on Yuanchi's forehead, and he realized that he was really afraid of this guy now.
"It doesn't hurt, it's just a small problem." Gu Tianji grinned and said with a heartless smile: "Didn't the old man just say that this stuff will stimulate your body and keep you constantly Getting bigger, and always getting bigger..."
"In other words, if you don’t release a handful now, then you brothers will probably not be able to bear it and explode with a bang." Gu Tianji smiled, this smile fell on everyone’s In his eyes, it was like a devil.
I am not respectful!
I am not respectful!
Everyone's faces immediately turned blue and purple.
As Gu Tianji's words fell, they actually felt that there was an inexplicable throbbing under their bodies, as if something was slowly expanding, and they wanted to break out of the shell!
"You...you wait for me!"
Yuan Chi gritted his teeth, and after leaving a word, he fell into the woods behind him without looking back, and went to solve his physical problems.
With Yuanchi taking the lead, everyone around also ran out.
Go to solve the physiological problem.
After today's incident, it is estimated that this group of people will be shrouded in the shadow of Gu Tianji in this life.
"Hey, I didn't expect the old man hero I to fall to this point..."
"Sin, sin!"
Gu Tianji sighed, looked at the smelly shit, couldn't help laughing.
If this was seen by his old friends, I don't know what kind of expression it would be.