Refuse to Marry the Demon Emperor: Lure and Pamper the Adorkable Concubine Chapter 703: I also want to be a mushroom that keeps pace with the times
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Chapter 703
"Who are you? What are you doing here?"
Just when Mu Xi and the others felt a little headache, another aunt's voice came from outside the house.
They turned around, and the aunt hurriedly walked in, and as soon as she entered the house, she stood in front of the shopkeeper Liu.
"Are you?" Chu Yi asked.
The aunt said: "What are you doing in my house?"
It turns out that this is the wife of shopkeeper Liu.
Chu Yi quickly said: "Auntie, we only came after hearing about Shopkeeper Liu. How did Shopkeeper Liu die before?"
"Bah, why did you die? My family didn't die!" The aunt drove them out in a fierce manner: "You guys go, don't be here!"
Seeing the aunt's eyes flickering pretending to be strong, everyone feels a little bit of a bottom.
Treasurer Liu said quietly: "Why are you back again? As I said, I am a poisonous mushroom, and you should stay away from me."
This was obviously addressed to the old lady.
The lady's eyes turned red when she heard that, she sat on the ground and cried: "Goddamn! How could this be like this! I am A Cui! How could you become like this? Don't even me Don’t you recognize me? We’ve been married for more than 20 years, and we’re here to suffer with you, how can you not recognize me!"
"Can mushrooms also get married?" Shopkeeper Liu said quietly.
Hearing this, my aunt was startled.
The shopkeeper Liu said again: "Are you the mother mushroom?"
Auntie: "..."
Mu Xi: "..."
She cried even more sadly.
Mu Xi thought for a while and took the initiative to help him up.
"Auntie, can you tell us what happened?"
Maybe it's Mu Xi's well-behaved appearance and a girl's house, which eased the aunt's heart at once.
The aunt cried and said: "My family is doing some work in a business, and I don’t know what the practitioner who killed that day did... So I killed my family! By the time I saw him, he was already ......Already...I am also **** and bloody...I pieced together and pooled some money to thicken him in the coffin and bury him, but...but..."
As in Ouyang Lei's situation, shopkeeper Liu climbed out of the coffin himself, and even climbed back home.
Aunt Liu was also terrified at the time, but after all, she was her husband for more than 20 years, and her love surpassed fear, so she took the initiative to approach Liu's shopkeeper.
Then found out that shopkeeper Liu was indeed alive, and even the **** injuries he had suffered before had healed.
Originally, there is no comparability between mortals and cultivators. How can mortals resist the attacks of cultivators?
But it's weird that here, the shopkeeper Liu has not only returned alive, but also the **** wounds on his body.
Something that should have been happy, but Aunt Liu was heartbroken because of the big change in Liu's shopkeeper's temperament.
After shopkeeper Liu came back, he lay under the bed all day, saying that he was a mushroom.
Aunt Liu wiped her tears: "I let him eat. He said he was a mushroom. Just water it. I'll feed him water... But, but he didn't drink it. He said he wanted to pour water. Just on his head, he will absorb..."
Chu Yi: "..."
Mu Xi: "..."
If it weren't for Mu Xi and Lou Jingxiao here, Chu Yi would really laugh.
Grandma, where does the mushroom essence come from, do you want to be so funny?
But Aunt Liu couldn't laugh at all. She was heartbroken: "It's been three days now. Look at how thin he looks. After coming back, that's it... How can this person not eat? "
The shopkeeper Liu looked faintly and his tone was erratic: "Have you ever seen mushrooms eat? Only humans eat."
Mu Xi: "..."
Aunt Liu cried more heartbreakingly.
Seeing this, Mu Xi felt a little soft deep in her heart.
She straightened her face and walked over to the shopkeeper Liu and said, "I know, you are a mushroom."
The shopkeeper Liu's eyes brightened, and he was vaguely happy when he saw someone finally believed that he was a mushroom.
"Well, few mushrooms can live like me now. I live for more than 40 years. I am a rare mushroom." He said, still very proud.
Mu Xi said: "You must not know. Recently, new varieties of mushrooms have emerged. They can not only absorb the essence of the sun and the moon like other mushrooms, but also eat human food."
"Really?" Shopkeeper Liu was quite incredulous.
"Of course, as a mushroom, you have fallen behind."
The shopkeeper Liu was shocked.
"You can't keep up with the mushrooms of the times, wouldn't you be embarrassed?" Mu Xi asked.
The shopkeeper Liu suddenly became unlovable: "I, I also want to be a mushroom that keeps pace with the times."
Mu Xi said: "Then you must eat human food from now on, otherwise you will be eliminated by the mushroom race."
Shopkeeper Liu: "Yes, but I don't know where there is human food..."
Mu Xi looked at Aunt Liu.
Aunt Liu knew immediately, and quickly said: "There are some! I will get it right now, I have already made a lot of it!"
Aunt Liu went happily.
Mu Xi turned his head and said to shopkeeper Liu: "You are an artificially cultivated mushroom. Aunt Liu just now cultivated your master. If she feeds you, you have to accept it. Otherwise, you are a shame in the mushroom world. , You know?"
How could shopkeeper Liu be willing to be a shame in the mushroom world? I decided to eat well now, and it is bound to be a mushroom that keeps pace with the times!
Seeing that shopkeeper Liu was finally willing to eat, Aunt Liu was even more grateful to Mu Xi.
It was confirmed that shopkeeper Liu was not a demonic repairer, and they left.
When leaving, Lou Jingxiao suddenly said: "Xiao Xier, what you just said...but it's quite strange?"
Mu Xi said: "Don't you understand?"
Lou Jingxiao raised her eyebrows: "Although it's a bit weird, it shouldn't be difficult to understand, but...what does "artificial cultivation" and "advance with the times" mean?"
What Muxi said just now was so strange.
Mu Xi looked at Lou Jingxiao and said, "Brother Jingxiao, do you think something is wrong?"
"Naturally, there is something wrong with Xiao Xier just now."
"Even you feel that something is wrong, and you can't understand me. Why does the shopkeeper Liu understand?"
After hearing this, Lou Jingxiao squinted.
Chu Yi also suddenly realized: "Yes, the subordinates didn't understand what the lady was just saying, then shopkeeper Liu's brain is abnormal, so how can he understand? Isn't it...Is it for people with abnormal brains to listen? Understand?"
Lou Jingxiao glanced at him with a smile.
Chu Yi shut up quickly, he didn't mean anything else, it's definitely not that his wife is not normal!
They didn't understand, but Mu Xi understood very well. If she was a modern person, she would definitely understand what she just said.
But shopkeeper Liu also understands.
Could it be that after he was resurrected from the dead, a modern human soul was resurrected on him?
"So many people have come back to life..."
After resurrecting from the dead, the brain and memory become so abnormal. This is definitely not an ordinary thing!