Return To 1977 Chapter 312: Thunder on the Plain

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I'm busy today because I get off work late, so Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan agreed in advance not to go home for lunch.

They are not short of money, and they have to take a small shower every day after work. So after washing off the smelly sweat from the bathhouse, I went to the restaurant hungry.

When the weather gets hot, people's appetite becomes less good. Why do people in Beijing pay so much attention to eating noodles in summer?

Everyone knows the meaning of "Toufu Pastry Erfu Noodles", sesame sauce noodles, fried soy sauce noodles, whole cucumber and half head of garlic, such a big bowl is appetizing, filling and satisfying. .

It's a pity that this kind of stuff can only be eaten at home and cannot be sold outside. There are only two kinds of soup noodles in the restaurant: tomato egg noodles and pickled mustard pork noodles.

Coming here in the summer is going in the opposite direction, and you have to eat and sweat all over again.

Fortunately, Hong Yanwu remembered a scene described in a cross talk, and felt that it suited the situation, so he simply imitated it.

The two of them went to a restaurant where they often had "work meals" and ordered a slice of soft meat for 30 cents, a tomato mixed with sugar for 5 cents, and a liter of real beer for 40 cents.

In addition, he asked the restaurant waiter, who was already a mature man, to ask the chef to give each person a bowl of half a catty of white noodles.

That's why I have to come here and I won't be taken care of anywhere else.

As soon as the dishes were served, they drank and drank them first, and then as soon as the noodles came, they picked up the plates and divided the remaining pork slices in two pieces, which contained cucumbers and fungus. , just right for mixing with noodles.

Okay, it’s less than a dollar, and it’s delicious.

Even the waiter in the restaurant praised him and said, "If you have money, you must know how to eat. Today I have met a real eater."

The wine and dishes are all gone. After eating and drinking, I have to take a nap when I go home.

According to Hong Yanwu's plan, it would be almost three o'clock before he woke up.

I have already agreed to take my nephew Hong Yun to the cinema, have some cold drinks, and watch a movie. After sending the child back after everything was done, he and Chen Liquan could go meet "Tang Xin'er" in the evening.

Unexpectedly, the arrangement was very good, and it was the time when the little sleep was in full swing. There was a sudden loud bang outside the house, which woke the two of them up.

Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan both sat upright, a little confused, and thought that the gas tank in the kitchen had exploded.

Thinking of this, they were so shocked that they ran out of the house without even putting on their shoes.

The result was good. When I saw Hong Yun hiding behind the corner, his half-drawn face disappeared in a flash.

Looking at the scraps of paper left on the ground and smelling the smell of gunpowder in the air, it looked like this brat had lit a marle in the yard.

This kid probably suppressed this bad trick because he watched them sleeping and was anxious.

Hong Yan Wu Xin said, he is only six and a half years old, he really has the same style as I did back then...

But before he could find this kid to have an attack, an even more troublesome thing happened later.

Just this sound caused everyone in the west courtyard to come out.

The neighbors asked angrily what was going on, saying that the windows of their home were banging, the bottles were falling over, and the whole west courtyard was buzzing and shaking, thinking there was a bomb.

In addition, the child from the Shui family who had no parents was also frightened and cried so hard that he couldn't be coaxed.

Next door to the Chen family, the neighbor also discovered that the glass on his window had been penetrated by a stone blown away by Mareko.

What can be done? It's your child's fault. If someone should put glass in the glass, apologize if you need to apologize.

But don't forget that for the first time, Hong Yanwu provoked the old ladies in Xiyuan'er because of the Shui family's affairs. Now that they have some justice, how can they still forgive others?

Although it was Hong Yun who committed the crime, they still contacted Hong Yanwu.

It’s also to blame that Hong Yanwu was so unsatisfactory when he was a child. There were so many things about stealing garlic seedlings that it was hard to even think about it.

So almost everyone agrees that the ladies from the West Courtyard occupy the peak of public opinion.

As if the top beam is not straight and the bottom beam is crooked, and there is a nephew for every uncle, this has become an inescapable crime on Hong Yanwu's head.

Everyone said that this kid Hong Yun is a naughty and bad guy now, and he is nothing. It looks very much like Hong Yanwu when he was a child, but he was completely abducted by Hong Yanwu.

Hong Yanwu was so angry that he would have breathed his last life.

The most annoying thing was when everything between him and Chen Liquan ended. I went to the glass shop to buy some glass for my neighbor to install, and when the old ladies had enough of their sarcastic remarks. Hey, Hong Yun came out at this time.

Although he seemed a little embarrassed, he still approached Hong Yanwu with a playful smile. He was still nagging shamelessly, "Uncle Third, it's time to take me to a movie..."

Hong Yanwu's face was ashen and he slapped his nephew on the neck. "Are you still watching a movie? I should slap you!"

Hong Yun said "ouch" and quickly admitted his mistake.

"Uncle, I was wrong... Isn't it okay if I can't come back next time? Just take me there..."

"Don't think about it! Let me ask you, why are you running..."

Hong Yun looked like it was natural.

"The glass is broken... you would be a fool not to run..."

"Bah! You are so worthless! I tell you, if a person makes a mistake, he is not worthless. If he makes a mistake, he dare not admit it. He will only run away by himself to be worthless! I beat you because I hate you for this. . If you don't run away and admit your mistake honestly, I won't hit you. That's called taking responsibility. Besides, it doesn't matter if you run away for a while, won't you come back now? On the contrary, the crime is increased, do you think you are smart or stupid?"

Hong Yun stared, making wild calculations in his mind.

"Huh? Then...I understand...I won't run away in the future. Isn't it okay to be responsible..."

After saying this, he seemed to really understand, and his eyes rolled again.

"Then...Uncle, will you take me to watch a movie today? You promised me. If a person wants to talk shamelessly, isn't he pretty worthless? Don't you take any responsibility?"

"Hey, you brat! You're trying to bully others with your words... You should be beaten if you use strong words!"

Hong Yanwu said and gave Hong Yun a hard slap on the butt.

This time the attack was indeed a bit harsh, causing Hong Yun to jump up with an ouch in pain.

"Uncle Third! It's a good thing you're not my dad. You're much more ruthless than my dad, and this time I'll be the one to hit you ten times..."

Hong Yanwu waved his hand and slapped him again.

"It's a shame that you are not my son. If I didn't beat you half to death, it wouldn't be finished. Even if you scream in pain, it will be useless. From now on, if you are here with me, the more you scream, the more you will be beaten. Remember..."

A beating is a beating, and pain is a pain. Hong Yanwu did not break his promise, and finally took Hong Yun to watch a movie.

Even after the show ended, he spent 30 cents to let this kid eat two croissants filled with artificial cream and a large bowl of pink shaved ice with bayberry juice at the Bathhouse Cold Food Shop next to the Caishikou Cinema. , this boy was so beautiful that he shook his head and said that only the third uncle in the world was good.

However, Hong Yun felt bitter when he got home.

Because Hong Yanwu said that the matter could not be settled today, he first took away the other two Marlezi in his pocket and forced him to catch local turtles starting tomorrow.

This is to ask him to sell the bumpkin to the drugstore and use the money in exchange to make up for the cost of inlaying the glass. He also said that otherwise he would not take him to the movies or buy him glass balls, little books, grasshoppers, jelly beans, and big jujubes.

On this matter, Hong Yanwu was not confused at all. One is one, and two is two. Loving your nephew and punishing go hand in hand. They are distinct and must not be confused.

It should be said that he learned this from his personal experience when Chen Deyuan asked him to choose thread.

It can be seen how great the subtle benefits of meeting understanding people who truly care about you in life. It can even benefit your descendants a lot.

As for Hong Yun, although he was beaten today, he was given another hard job, which made him grin and complain. But he neither dared to resist nor bear grudges, and he followed the instructions obediently.

Because although children are young and do not understand any big principles, they are the most emotionally sensitive. He can distinguish between malice and kindness, and he can feel genuine care and love.

What's more, he admires and loves this third uncle so much! Why are you so embarrassed to disobey?

There is no water in this statement.

First of all, Hong Yanwu was really kind to him. He would eat and play with his third uncle and buy him whatever good things he could find.

Secondly, he likes to listen to Hong Yanwu's nonsense about "how to ride the No. 40 tram in vain without paying a ticket" and talk nonsense with those ghosts, fox fairies and other nonsensical gods.

In his opinion, since his third uncle came home, he has had two ways of living, a normal family life and an exciting third uncle's life.

In family life, I don’t have to do anything, I can’t do anything, I have to listen to the elders in the family. In addition to sitting and waiting to eat and drink, I can only learn arithmetic, write big characters, and memorize ancient poems.

But in the life of the third uncle, it is different. You can do anything by yourself, and it's all exciting.

Buying food and drink for him is secondary. The main thing is that his third uncle taught him how to catch birds and trap cats, led him to catch dragonflies, catch "season birds" (in dialect, cicadas), and distinguish various insects.

The third uncle also told him storytelling stories and taught him how to use uppercuts and wrestling to defeat the "king" in the kindergarten class and usurp the throne.

Of course he likes Uncle San's life. He regarded his third uncle as a true hero with a strong sense of urine.

Even in terms of words, he felt that the third uncle's level was far higher than others.

The third uncle will say that no one dares to say anything, and he can’t think of how to say it, and he wants to say something very powerful. With just a few words, all the sadness in people's hearts can be released, as happily as setting off a firecracker.

For example, this day he was naughty in the kindergarten, so his aunt punished him and even sued his parents. What words should I use to relieve my frustration?

The third uncle has a good idea - "Fuck!"

These three words can make people happy. As long as the words are spoken, the hatred will be relieved, how easy and convenient it is. There is no need for another word at all, it is so natural, crisp and powerful.

Of course, Uncle San’s language is not just for simplicity. There will also be many jingles that are very complex, yet catchy and very interesting. Those are even more unknown to ordinary people, and they are countless.

"A pair of old men and old women, they went to Beihai. The old man was carrying the old woman on his back, and they fell and couldn't get up."

"High-end cream and high-end sugar, a high-end old man living in a latrine, there is no paper in his trouser pockets, and his hands are full of **** when he touches his butt."

"The big-bellied grasshopper is king all over the world. He ate four hundred buckwheat buns and drank two cans of buckwheat noodle soup. He felt his belly and found a bag. Wang Xiaoqiang, the rice bucket champion, ate two baskets of yeasted steamed buns and drank two cans of egg and vegetable soup. Shiba Zhuzi pulls both sides."

"The first-grade beanbags bounce high one dozen at a time, the second-grade small tea bowls make one eye each dozen. The third-grade ones have a full meal, the fourth-grade ones load bullets, the fifth-grade ones open fire, and the sixth-grade ones all Get out."

"The silly young man crossed the road, pooped his pants, picked up a candy wrapper and wiped his butt. The more he wiped it, the stickier it became. The police came and spanked his butt, and the more he spanked, the more comfortable he became."

"A man and a woman smiled and quickly picked up the camera, only to hear a click sound, and the two were together forever."

"There is a place where clothes are never worn, and that is the bathhouse. There are men on the left, women on the right, and there is no wall in the middle."...

Hong Yun really learned a lot of these jingles, which was much faster than the ancient poems his parents arranged for him to memorize. When he gets really bored, he will face the wall and secretly entertain himself for a few moments.

Hong Yanwu, in fact, in his eyes, was much more knowledgeable than Hong Yanwen, who went to university.

Because the poems written by his second uncle are simply incomprehensible, and only his third uncle’s vivid expressions can be considered a great poet!

Oh, poor Hong Yun, he really lacks the ability to distinguish correctly.

How should I put it? He was like a sponge, absorbing all the good and bad things in Hong Yanwu as if worshiping them.

If we start from the point of view that "learning well is not easy, learning bad quickly", although Hong Yanwu had no knowledge of this and it was definitely not his intention, the charges placed on him seemed to be... Not entirely innocent...