Return To 1977 Chapter 358: Artists are bold
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Thieves have generally recognized taboos. For example, if you treat a thief to buns, dumplings, or pies, he will be aggressive with you.
Because these things, no matter how good the stuffing is, are "closed" inside, which is a very unlucky association for thieves.
In addition, there is also a common ritual for seeking good luck among thieves. That is, before going out to work every day, people often use coins to measure good or bad luck.
"Big Eyed Lantern" has this habit. He always carries a 1966 Wufen steel ball with him. Before each departure, take it out of your pocket and ask everyone to throw it on the ground for fortune telling.
After the crisp sound of "Dangrang", as long as the character of the steel pin is facing up, it means "fierce", which means "walk back the character".
On the contrary, if Wufen faces down, it means "吉". It means "Bless Tiananmen and kill all directions."
"Roller", as the apprentice of "Big Eyed Lamp", has always believed in this. Because luck is so important in the thief industry, and there are countless evil things happening. If you want to make a bowl of rice, it doesn't all depend on craftsmanship.
Talking from his own personal experience, sometimes if you are lucky, you can escape being targeted by "Thunders", and you can pick up a big wallet by looking down when you go out.
If you are unlucky, you can even run into the police when you go to the toilet. Just take out the "silly old man" in his sleep, catch the bus and brake suddenly, maybe it will be "exploded".
The gap is so big!
Especially on this day, before setting off, the three people "Big Eyed Lamp", "Er Head" and "Gunzi" had "tested" three "bad guys" in succession, so they were all cautious on the way, lest something happen. What a mistake.
But the food money was still stolen, and even the fortune-telling steel bunker was lost. This further proves how effective this method is.
But it was as if the old man was deliberately joking with them.
Unexpectedly, the three of them felt so depressed that they even wanted to go back and burn two sticks of incense to get rid of the bad luck. There has been a dramatic reversal of fortune. Things like hardships come to an end and fortunes turn, just happened.
The appearance of "reaching out" Hu Qiang was like a savior falling from the sky, which not only completely rescued the three of them from the dilemma of life. It also caused "Gunzi's" belief in luck to be shaken upside down.
"Gunzi" suddenly discovered that there really is a miraculous and superb "stealing technique" in the world.
Once a thief's ability reaches the level of his uncle, no, even if it reaches half of it, all luck will be bullshit.
Because his uncle could make the impossible come true by "reaching out his hand" and play with luck at will.
According to him, not to mention the famous Invincible Scholar, his uncle was even qualified to change the nickname "Stretch Out" to "Stretch Out Tathagata".
No! This is not because he blindly worships the master just because his uncle successfully took away his master's money!
It was not a judgment he made easily because he listened to the conversation between his uncle and his master, and knew that his uncle had traveled all over the country for so many years, stealing from one place to another, and never made a mistake or failed.
He "Gun Zi" is also well-informed. He has been a "little Buddha" for five or six years, so he knows that this may be just bragging.
The key is that seeing is believing! He truly experienced the miracle of empty hands and witnessed the ability to turn things upside down.
For example, on the night when Master and his uncle met each other, his uncle invited them to the most famous nearby "Capital Restaurant" (i.e. "Cuihua Building", which was renamed "Capital Restaurant" in "Movement") ”) was beaten violently.
This is actually a quaint three-entry courtyard, with the front door opening on the eight sides and the back door opening at Dengshikou.
Not only is it the only high-end restaurant among all the time-honored brands in Beijing that has never stopped operating. It is also a restaurant qualified to receive national leaders and foreign guests.
Not to mention the solemn style of the restaurant, the complete set of silver racks, silver spoons and fine porcelain cups, plates, plates and bowls will make people dizzy just looking at it. The food here doesn't cost 50 cents.
Uncle Shi is also really interesting, such as "Agar-agar in Clear Soup", "Braised Mullet Eggs", "Hibiscus Chicken Slices", "Pork Diced Pork in Sauce", "Bad Fish Slices", "Stewed Sea Cucumbers with Green Onion", "Dried Dried Sea Cucumber" Pan-fried mandarin fish, crispy prawns, and other delicacies filled the table. I also ordered two bottles of Wuliangye priced at 6 yuan.
And just after everyone had finished eating and drinking, when he accompanied his uncle to the toilet, his uncle exposed his hand to him without any warning.
It was not far from the closing time of the restaurant. Although there were still nearly half of the customers in the restaurant, the checkout counter they passed along the way was locked in the morning and was already empty.
"Roller" himself didn't care at all, and still wanted to go to his toilet as usual. He didn't expect to "reach out" and find that there was no one around, but he stood still.
When "Gunzi" turned around, he "reached out" and grabbed a piece of grass from the flowerpot next to him, and then went to pull the door lock, he suddenly realized that his uncle had moved. What's on your mind.
Needless to say, the kid was so distraught that he almost peed his pants.
Because this is not an ordinary place. If someone really wants to bump into it, is there any way to survive? Definitely aiming for a severe sentence of more than ten years.
Besides, there’s not enough time. Just open the door lock and the lock on the drawer.
According to him, if he wanted to open them one by one, it would take a master of "moving the gate" (a slang term for unlocking and breaking into a house) for about ten minutes. Aren’t you tired of living and looking for death?
So he didn’t dare to shout, but he didn’t dare to persuade. At that time, he stood there dumbfounded.
But the development of things was completely different from what he imagined.
"Reach out" to open the lock faster than using a key. Just poke it with a straw stick and pick it up, and the padlock will be taken off. He ducked in like a civet cat, tapped the keyhole again, and the drawer opened.
And just when "Roller" was still in shock and a hint of excitement arose from fear, "Reach" had already succeeded completely.
He quickly kicked the piles of ten- and five-yuan bills in the drawer into his pocket, then closed the drawer, turned the keyhole, stepped out, and closed the padlock again.
The flowing movements were almost done in one go, as if he was the billing clerk at the cash register.
It is no exaggeration to say that the entire process of stealing and stealing, from opening the locks one by one to restoring them to their original state, took absolutely no more than twenty seconds.
After that, "reaching out" was still calm and composed, picked up the "roller" arm that was still in a daze, and continued to go to the toilet to pee.
After that, he slowly returned to the restaurant, called "Big Eyed Lantern" and "Er Tou" and went out like no one else.
And the best thing happened after returning home.
After arriving at the place of stay, "Reach" took the initiative to tell what happened just now. I just want everyone to share the money.
"Two Head" was of course as shocked as "Roller". But "Big Eyed Lantern" knew what happened, but he complained that his brother was not smart enough to do things, saying that there was always a precaution in doing such a thing, and that if something happened, the gain would not be worth the loss.
I didn't expect that "reaching out" would be nonchalant and said that he was completely sure. To catch a thief and get the stolen goods, if what happened just now was really caught by someone, it would be useless if they couldn't find the money on him.
To prove what he said was true, he asked "Gunzi" and "Er Tou" to search for him.
Not to mention, the two of them started working together. They even looked at the soles of the shoes but couldn't find any money.
In the end, he "reached out" and "showed the baggage" himself, saying that when they searched him, the money had already been put into their pockets.
After hearing this, the two people hurriedly touched their pockets. Unexpectedly, the piles of big tickets were actually taken out of their own pockets.
After counting the money again, "reach out" and grab more than 2,200 yuan, all with the "big eye lamp" and "roller" on the "Yongdingmen Railway Station" "At that time, the two of them harvested in three or four months.
This time not only "Er Head" and "Roller" are all served. "Big Eyed Lamp" has nothing to say.
The ability to "reach out" has completely exceeded their imagination. This is the true meaning of "artists are bold".