Return To 1977 Chapter 744: Hong Sijia
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Just because Liu Sijia appeared on TV, there was also a "Hong Sijia" in the "Polar Bear" cafeteria.
Hong Yanwu never dreamed that as 26-year-old Chen Baoguo became famous overnight, he would also be given a nickname in the factory.
And this influence is still expanding rapidly. Within three days, not only people in the cafeteria, but also acquaintances from other workshops and departments have called on him.
Of course the colleagues were joking, there was no malice, and the tone was a bit friendly, but after all, it was not a good word!
What kind of reputation is this going to reach the leaders’ ears? How does it feel?
What's more, Hong Yanwu has long understood one thing, people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong, and those who stand out will die first.
Don't compare yourself with "Li Hefei", "Yuan Xiangcheng", "Zhang Nanpi" and "Feng Hejian".
For example, in the Western Han Dynasty, there was an old "player" named Guo Xie, which is proof of this.
Why did Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty give him a "click" later? Isn't it just that he is so famous that God will listen to him?
So he didn't feel proud at all.
Even if Lan Zhaodi and the others in the infirmary called the words "Hong Sijia" very softly, with a long sound and a twist, he only felt that his liver and gallbladder were broken and his hair stood on end. .
So I begged whomever I saw, "You are so good at what you say, call me a big number. Don't ever hit me on the tip of a knife like this..."
It's a pity that it's too late. Now that the call has started, it has become popular. Everyone was laughing and joking, but no one listened to him.
So Hong Yanwu became depressed, guessing that this matter must have consequences. Sometimes it's cloudy, and a thunderbolt will come to dodge him.
Besides, he couldn't figure out why he got this nickname.
Who is Liu Sijia?
"thorn head". Cold noodle boy. An alternative element who loves to confront leaders.
But he is not. Ever since he entered the factory, he has been kind to others and worked honestly.
I have a good relationship with the section chief, the masters, and my colleagues.
Of course, the factory leaders may have a bad impression of him because of his troubles with the security department and asking for a house, but that was a self-protection move he had no choice but to do.
After talking about that incident, he stopped being a "squealer" and started to behave with his tail between his legs. How could he be like this?
Hey, this is actually called "the crow falls on the pig."
The reason Hong Yanwu couldn't figure it out was because he didn't see the "darkness" in himself at all.
Is he honest? It depends on who you compare with.
Compared to his past self, it is definitely not the same.
However, there is such an honest person like Chen Liquan beside him.
So no matter how strict he is on himself, he still can't show how "kind" he is. This is called contrast.
Can a small tree be as tall as a building?
What's more, there is another saying: one's nature is hard to change.
No matter how careful and careful Hong Yanwu is, he still can't do it all the time.
In fact, once he got acquainted with his colleagues, this kid's talkative, laughing, and mischievous personality was not so well hidden.
This is what the saying goes - a wolf in sheep's clothing! If you don't want to be cool, you have to show your tail.
For example, there was that time when everyone finished breakfast, drank tea, smoked cigarettes and chatted.
I don’t know who took the lead, so they started talking about finding a partner.
Everyone began to discuss which aspect of personal conditions was more important.
Based on the principle of good looks and good looks, the appearance of male compatriots is almost unanimously considered to be ranked behind salary, education, career, and even family relationships.
Unexpectedly, all of a sudden, Hong Yanwu came to his senses, laughed evilly, and then told everyone a very wicked joke.
"Xiao Ming was ugly, and others scolded him for having a face that looked like his butt. Xiao Ming's self-esteem was hurt and he ran away crying."
"Not far away, I saw a rainwater well surrounded by guardrails that was under maintenance. Xiao Ming decided to take a photo on the water to confirm."
“I didn’t expect that as soon as I extended my face, the workers below yelled at me, ‘If you dare to shit, I’ll beat you when I get out!’”
"So, there must be a limit to everything. If a person is too ugly, it is a sin. Who can bear to look at the **** every day? Your opinion is too absolute, I firmly oppose it..."
With this conclusion, there was a "boom" and the whole audience laughed.
Not only is he devoid of virtue in words, but he is also evil in behavior.
Another time, Hong Yanwu was carrying vegetables to the back kitchen with everyone. Unexpectedly, his **** was accidentally scratched by the wire on a vegetable basket. The **** was quite large.
Master Gou asked him to go to the infirmary to get bandaged, but after the bandaging was done, he couldn't do any work with his hands.
For this reason, Master Gou is a little annoyed.
Because I had to make "lazy dragon" and scallion pancakes at noon that day, a major labor force was wasted. This was really unlucky.
I didn’t expect that Hong Yanwu was so talented.
He actually asked Lan Zhaodi for two condoms and brought them back. Before working, he took one and put it on his finger.
Then I washed my hands and went to court without any delay.
So creative and practical! But it’s just too unsightly.
Anyone in the cafeteria who saw him operating like this would choke.
If you smoke, it can come out of your ears, and if you drink water, it will all spray out on the spot.
Anyway, no one in the cafeteria took a bite of the green onion pancakes he made that day.
Because it's hygienic, but it's annoying.
There was also the time when we were studying the "Five Lectures and Four Beauties". At that time, all employees in the factory, regardless of department, had to take turns to attend the lectures, and after that, they had to take exams according to the unit's requirements.
Speaking of the people in the cafeteria, their skills are so limited that many of the masters can't even read all the words on the papers.
It just so happened that the exam was linked to bonuses, which made these people very nervous.
Fortunately, the cafeteria is not an ordinary department, so the invigilator does not dare to offend too much.
What to do? The invigilator often goes out to use the restroom or smokes, and takes the initiative to create opportunities for everyone.
After the exam was completed like this, the proctor dropped a box of soft-fried tenderloin and a braised pork elbow, and all the employees in the cafeteria also passed.
But the bad thing is that the other workshops are too strict, which immediately makes the performance of the canteen particularly dazzling.
The deputy secretary in charge of this matter actually praised the canteen at the factory-wide meeting, saying that they study hard and have high quality.
The department that was criticized quit the job, saying that someone was lying outside the window during the exam in the cafeteria and saw it. No one was paying attention, and they were all cheating on each other.
Now the leader couldn’t lose his face, so he immediately changed the subject and said he would retake the exam!
You know, this deputy secretary has a strong local accent, and the word "copy" sounds like "fuck" when he says it.
So after returning from the meeting that day, Hong Yanwu became interested and immediately imitated the leader's accent and tone.
"Huh? You guys will **** (copy) each other as soon as the exam comes. Okay, if you like to **** (copy), then **** (copy), but I want to tell you, if you **** (copy) for a long time, it will be in vain ( copy)."
Needless to say, he really performed the story very well and made everyone laugh.
And the second exam that followed was also solved by this kid with a bad idea.
As soon as the papers came out this time, on behalf of the cafeteria, he directly sent "condolences" to the person who printed the papers, and came back with the exam questions smoothly.
When it comes to the exam, everyone in the cafeteria has already prepared, and they will naturally pass the exam.
So let’s just say, he can do such a thing, but he still wants others to classify him as an honest person.
Is he involved? Is it realistic? The ones picked out from the pile of honest people are pretty much the same.