Return To 1977 Chapter 785: Battle of tactics

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Angelo's reaction made the "little wife" turn purple with anger.

But this foreign fool doesn't understand the situation at all.

For such a "simple-minded" person, what can the "little wife" do except swallow her saliva?

But fortunately, God has eyes, and soon, Angelo actually gave the opportunity to counterattack into the hands of his "little wife".

Dear me, this guy discovered that most of the things in the "little wife's" tray were not touched, especially the many lettuce salads.

As for him, he was probably too greasy from the fried prawns and was too lazy to go to the dining table to get them, so he stared at the "little wife"'s plate with a smile.

Anyway, with all the gestures, it probably meant that the leftovers would be a waste if the "little wife" couldn't eat them, and he was willing to help with these salads.

After saying that, seeing that the "little wife" had no objection, he took a fork and swiped it on his plate without a second thought.

Unfortunately, this fork is a little useless against these things.

Other things were fine, but lettuce was particularly difficult, and it took a lot of effort for him to pick.

Looking at his appearance, the "little wife" suddenly became energetic, smiled slightly, picked up a pair of "artifacts" at hand and started to do it.

I saw the pair of chopsticks making a "swish" sound, which is called a neat move.

After a while, not to mention, apples, eggs, lettuce, and onions were all in place.

Even the turkey and macaroni, which the "little wife" didn't like to eat, both soft and hard, were delivered to her as usual.

Angelo almost didn't even react, half of the "gu defude" on the "little wife's" plate was moved to his plate.

But it’s not over yet.

Don’t forget, what comes must come, how can a “little wife” be willing to engage in loss-making business?

With a few "swish"s of chopsticks, ten fried prawns were forcibly "robbed" onto my wife's plate.

Hey, the ancestor who invented chopsticks was really smart. Let the "little wife" show off in front of this foreigner.

Angelo stared at him. There is nowhere to defend or hide, and there is no way to parry.

The "little wife" was so beautiful now. While eating the "trophy", she stared blankly at Angelo.

It was a feeling of pride.

Hey, are you stupid now? See how slippery Sajia’s chopsticks are?

Tsk, do you know how many years our civilization precedes yours?

In ancient times, we already wore silk and satin, but you are still using tree bark to cover your shame! Don't try to be clever here with me!

At this moment, the "dissatisfaction" in the two people's eyes can be regarded as meeting each other.

At least, Angelo could tell that the "little wife" was showing off her chopsticks to him and laughing at him for being clumsy with knives and forks.

To say that he was really smart among the foreign devils, he actually made a delaying tactic and responded with a shrug.

When he spread his hands, his facial features showed very exaggerated expressions and movements. It looked like he didn't take it seriously.

But then wait until he has almost finished the food on the plate and stands up to get another meal. He is no longer himself, and his arrogance has risen.

At this time, he gently wiped the corners of his mouth with a napkin, then pointed to the "little wife's" almost empty tray, then rushed to the dining area and shook his head.

That means "Let's go, let's come next."

Looking at his deliberately "noble" demeanor, you can tell that he is provoking a demonstration against his "little wife".

Of course you can't be vague at this time. The "little wife" also wiped her mouth, nodded, and stood up.

Unexpectedly, when he went to get food this time, Angelo actually took him to the barbecue place.

Then he went straight to the greasy iron plate, said something to a chef who was working on it, and ordered a large piece of raw meat.

After that, he pointed at the chef "kindly" as "little wife" and pushed him over.

The barbecue chef was also a foreigner. He asked something in a jittery tone, but the "little wife" didn't understand.

But looking at his gestures, I understood - "How mature do you want to be?"

Yes, when it comes to this, of course the "little wife" cannot disgrace the men of the capital, so he chose a large piece of meat even compared to Angelo's appetite, and then pointed his thumb towards Angelo proudly. Luo Na tilted.

No more talking. The foreign cook understood immediately.

So two large pieces of "Sirloin" were thrown onto the iron plate with an iron fork and picked up.

During the production period, the "little wife" did not wait around here.

He took a walk and brought back two bowls of hot porridge.

When he came back, he smiled at Angelo and put a bowl on Angelo's tray with the same "kindness".

He also raised his thumb and said, "The grain will be blessed. OK?"

Angelo looked at him, then at the bowl, and then said "oh" excitedly.

"Stinky (porridge)? Thank you. Good - eat!"

The "little wife" imitated his strange accent and said, "Yes, it stinks! It's delicious! It's delicious!"

After sitting down, the harmonious appearance quickly revealed the consequences of mutual conspiracy.

When the two of them were eating steak, the "little wife" got hit first.

Because it was difficult to use chopsticks this time, the steak was too big and heavy to hold, so I had to use a knife and fork to cut it.

And after I cut it open, there was blood inside. That's still raw!

But Angelo ate really delicious food. While eating, he persuaded her "provocatively", with a snickering and evil spirit, and kept "quite tired".

That means, "You are awesome, just eat it!"

Yes, the "little wife" is still afraid of excitement. He would rather ruin his stomach than lose his portion!

So he threw it into his mouth and chewed it without saying a word or looking at it.

Although he is smiling on the surface, he is just "sucking hair and drinking blood" as if nothing has happened.

But after all, the domestic appetite does not match it, and it makes people feel sick while eating it.

Especially when Angelo's hearty laughter was heard in his ears, it made people even more annoyed and wanted to scold him.

"Your uncle's!"

Just like that, the "little wife" ate more than half of the steak and couldn't hold on any longer.

He quickly picked up the bowl of porridge and drank it in three sips, relying on the comfortable warmth to suppress the nausea in his stomach.

At this time, he was glad that he had foresighted it. Thanks to the early "drug" given to Angelo, he still had a chance to win back the game.

So he raised his thumb, turned to smile, and warmly invited Angelo to try the porridge he brought.

Angelo didn't refuse and took a bite. It seemed to be quite delicious at first, so he raised his thumb and said "OK".

But after the second bite, his expression changed a bit, and his head shook like a rattle.

I then saw him picking it up with a spoon, and soon found some black and green things in the porridge.

Frowning again, he took a closer look at the tip of his nose and finally recognized it.

Then he heard an "ouch" sound, and the kid ran straight to the bathroom, covering his mouth as if he had morning sickness.

When he came out again, his face turned the color of pig liver.

Dear me, this is a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge.

Don’t forget, Angelo was force-fed this thing by his “little wife”.

That hell-like pain was something he would never forget in his life.

So not only did he call the preserved egg the "Devil's Egg" from then on, he was also extremely sensitive to this kind of thing, which led to such a strong reaction.

At this time, the atmosphere of "war" has undoubtedly escalated.

In this case, whether in the East or the West, men's way of dealing with it is often classified into one way-drinking!

Angelo bought a bottle of "JIMBEAM" without saying a word.

The two wide-mouthed glasses were placed on the table, and two large glasses were poured "gu dong dong". They were almost full, at least four or five ounces a cup.

One cup per person, let’s drink!

Holy shit! Although this wine looked like "Osmanthus Chen", as soon as she drank it, this "little wife" felt that something was seriously wrong.

Why? He doesn't get used to it.

You know, whiskey is a foreign wine, and the energy comes from a roundabout way.

When mixed with the half-cooked beef in his stomach, the foreign rice excitedly stirred up the domestic stomach...

But the "little wife" didn't just sit back and die.

He slapped the table and retaliated resolutely. I also went to buy Ping'er Maotai and came back.

Similarly put on a posture, imitating Angelo's example, and poured two glasses of wine.

It turned out to be even more cruel this time. It ended Angelo directly.

Why?

Because foreign countries do not have such high-quality spirits, even if we take the world as a whole, whether it is brandy, whiskey, vodka, tequila or gin. Forty degrees is over.

But our Moutai is just something that can be used at once!

Angelo has heard about this thing at most, but has no idea at all.

And the key issue is that he found the cup. Liquor doesn’t use such household items at all.

Moreover, when he saw that his "little wife" was already drunk, she sat there with her eyes dazed and shaking.

With such a complacency, he made the mistake of underestimating the enemy and advancing rashly.

He picked up the cup confidently, deliberately showing off his boldness, and poured it down his throat.

Good guy, as soon as the silly boy raised his neck, Maotai went down like this.

Can we still have good fruit to eat?

After a few minutes, things got serious. Angelo actually foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground.

Fortunately, the "little daughter-in-law" was not completely drunk, so she quickly asked for help from the service staff and called an ambulance, which saved Angelo in time.

The doctor on board the car was also very certain that he was suffering from acute alcohol poisoning. Angelo was sent directly to the hospital for gastric lavage.

Look at this Christmas, it’s so cool.

Since then, many people in the Diplomatic Apartments have remembered this international friend who loved Moutai and could drink himself into the hospital.

As for Angelo's original intention, it all came to nothing, and he even decided to postpone his request.

Not for anything else, but mainly because of this incident, he felt that the East was too mysterious.

Many things that appear to be nothing on the surface are actually very powerful. It's actually some weird stuff.

Similarly, people are also insidious and hateful. You can't tell when they are angry, and you can't prevent the traps they set for you.

Who knows what is hidden behind the friendly and warm appearance.

You must be cautious.