Return to Ming Dynasty as Prince: 4 Hundred and Thirty-Eight Toilet Paper Secrets

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Yang Ling saw the two princesses leave the room and quickly turned over and jumped off the bed. Some rice porridge was already stained on the pants. He opened his pants and looked at it. The little brother shrank like a silkworm chrysalis, and the inside of his two thighs were red. , It hurts when touched gently, and blisters are slightly hot.

Yang Ling sighed. Fortunately, there was nothing serious. He hurriedly inserted the door, took off his clothes and pants, quickly changed his robe, and hurried to the "Huxiantang". When he arrived, he saw the sky above the living room. It was empty, there were some tea cups on the table, and the two maids were tidying up. Yang Ling hurriedly asked: "Why are you only here, the emperor?"

The two maids hurriedly blessed themselves and said: "I have seen Lord Guo, the emperor and Celestial Master have already left the house, saying that they are going to compete with King Yao's men."

As soon as Yang Ling heard it, he turned around and ran out of the door, his inner thighs were a little painful when rubbed against the cloth, and he couldn't take care of it. Yang Ling rushed out of the palace gate and saw the flat ground with huge Tai Chi pictures painted on the ground. Two teams stood opposite each other with flags spreading from all directions. The imperial court officers and soldiers were crushed by darkness, and the water was impenetrable.

On the open space in the middle, there are hundreds of people standing on the left and right with a Taiji chart. On the left, all the Ouchi guards wearing bright yellow shirts, each with bright armor and shiny swords and guns. On the right side, I think of it as the Yao team. They are wearing turbans, blue pipa-breasted short cloths, and waistbands. Except for a few people who wear long swords with narrow edges, most people hold them. Simple spears, ironware, are also extremely luxurious items for them.

Zhengde Emperor is dressed in a light shirt with arrow sleeves and a hand-held sword standing in front of the Ouchi guards. On the opposite side, there is also a person standing up and leading the whole team. The man is fat, even though the warmth here is winter after all, but the upper body is actually Only wearing a waistcoat, the whole body of black flesh, fat and plump.

The man's cloth towel-wrapped hat still has a few feathers inserted in it, and he holds a nine-ring machete in his hand. He looked at the man’s look obviously a little uneasy despite his fierce spirit. He did not look at the opposite Zhengde. But looking around, the officers and soldiers standing neatly, but densely packed, so that the swords and guns stand like a forest, think that this person is the Yao king who is begging for food.

Yang Ling looked at the dignity of the two sides, not like leading soldiers in a battle, but like two triad bosses summoning their brothers to cut a fight. It was a little funny. The two blisters on his legs were uncomfortable. At this time, he rushed to the ground and saw that the two sides had not yet started fighting. When he relaxed, he felt pain in his heart. As he walked, his legs inevitably began to scratch.

He walked to Zhengde and saw that Celestial Master Zhang was also standing on the side, persuading the emperor with all his heart, Yang Ling hurriedly said, "The emperor, you are the lord of the four seas, the lord of the universe, the mountain barbarians do not know the size of the world. . The arrogant words are a joke, the emperor just laughed it off, why bother with them?"

Zhengde laughed and said: "I have a rare opportunity to personally lead the soldiers to fight, just to personally teach these barbarians. In the past, Zhuge Liang captured seven times and let Na Meng Huo return from now on. It is a good story for a while. If I let this Yao Wang Xinfu took it orally. From then on, what's wrong with it?"

Yang Ling frowned and turned to look at Tang Yixian and the three princesses standing behind. If Tang Yixian stubbornly stopped, I guess Zhengde might not go against her will, but Tang Yixian is very well-behaved, no matter how arrogant it is when there are only couples , Can be regarded as a two-person boudoir, Tang Yixian will never exceed the slightest in front of outsiders, and pay great attention to maintaining the image of Zhengde's emperor.

She learned the news late in the back house. When they came out, Zhengde and King Yao had already said that they were going to be begging for food. She was a woman's family, so naturally it was not easy to come forward to stop it. This allowed Yongchun to urge Yang Ling as soon as possible. The status of court minister discouraged the emperor.

But now Zhengde Emperor has left the gate of the mansion, and both sides have put their postures open. At this time, it would really be a ridicule for people to retreat. Yang Ling thought a little bit and said: "The emperor is the king of a country, Xiaoxiao Yao King How can you be qualified to fight against you? Since the emperor wants to lead the battle, you are the commander of the three armies, you should be in the middle of the command, and your ministers should act as the vanguard."

"This..." Zhengde hesitated. The King Yao on the opposite side stared at a pair of Ox's eyes beads. Seeing the other side's whispering, I didn't know what other ideas he was making, and my heart became even more frizzy.

His warrior Shikiichi, holding a long knife, moved carefully two steps forward, begging for food in a low voice: "My lord, we didn't see so many people on the other side when we went up the mountain. Look at the soldiers. It’s more than the sum of all the men, women, old and children in our stockades. The Lord Tianchang of Jindanzhai said that he is the king of the largest and largest tribe in the world. It seems to be true. We have gathered all the warriors in the whole village. , But the number of people is so bad, can you beat them?"

Pan begging for food, pinching a fat chin, and remorsefully said: "Ghosts and gods are not to be offended. Celestial Master said that those people who offend ghosts and gods will bring disasters to us. They also did not say that the king of Great Ming is a king of ghosts and gods. But if we stop now, we will be ridiculed. Fortunately, their king said that he would surrender us and would not kill people, so let’s tell our people, don’t hurt the Great Ming king’s person, and rush out of me soon. Just pretend to be caught by their king for a while, and then give in decently."

Stone Iki grinned, went back and whispered the king's order to Tofu Sangui, and then the two passed on the orders separately. In Yao people, men are called Gui before marriage, and sisters are all women. In order to distinguish between Gui and Sister, other words are added, usually after the birth of the child, the name of what the father saw when he went out for the first time. The father of Shi Yigui saw a stone when he went out, and he was called Shi Yigui. The father of Tofu Sangui saw a tofu seller when he went out, so he called it tofu.

This time, most of the Yao Kings brought in were young men, who had to change the word "gui" to "嗲" when they became pros, but most of them were young men called "gui". The two quickly conveyed the order to a large group of Guihe Ai. Just after the order was delivered, the opposite Zhengde Emperor also decided to make concessions. He handed the sword to Yang Ling and said loudly to the opposite Yao Wang: "Okay, In this first battle, my Aiqing Weiguo Gong Yang Ling will play for me."

The king of Yao is called Wei Guogong, and he is in charge of the official position. It is estimated that he is the manager of Tianchanggong and the boss. Losing in his hands is equivalent to losing in the hands of the Great Ming king, so he immediately did it. Prepared for defeat.

Zhengde took the big banner smoothly, waved it imposingly, and shouted: "Charge, subdue them in one fell swoop!"

Yang Ling immediately drew his sword in his hand and shouted: "Warriors of Ouchi, come with me!" After speaking, he took the lead and rushed forward.

Yang Ling's two inner thighs are both broken and stung. In order to reduce the friction between the legs, these steps are really ugly. The legs are loose and run like a duck.

He stared at the Yao King, and when he rushed to the Taiji Tu with abruptly, he was too concentrated, and he stumbled on a slightly protruding stone at his feet, and fell to the ground with a sword in his hand. He threw it out with a scream.

At this time, King Yao, who was fat and begging for food, swung his big knife, and the iron ring stung the spot just now. He looked very mighty, and it seemed that as long as he drove the first two steps, the head of Yang Ling could be cut off with one knife. At the sight of such a dangerous scene, the princesses and Tang Yixian couldn't help but screamed.

The Yao king saw that although he only had brute force, in fact, his arrogance was only because he had the greatest power among the tribes of Yaoshan, and he was worthy of pride. The officers and soldiers who watched the battle around Great Ming suppressed and Miza Zao couldn't see the side at a glance, and frightened him long ago. How dare he bury all the warriors of his clan here?

Pan begging for food had planned to make two moves, so he immediately abandoned his weapon and surrendered, but he never expected that the general of the Ming army would fall down before he even hit him, and he was stunned for a moment. The Ox's eyes beads slyly turned, and their feet rushed towards him. The knife slammed and just raised it, and then yelled, and fell to the ground with a "portom". The knife flew out and fell to Yang Ling. .

Seeing that the coach is in danger, the soldiers of both sides immediately rushed forward desperately. The two sides clashed in a local battle. Yang Ling did not expect the Yao King, who is said to be very good, to be so unhelpful, so he quickly grabbed his sword. , The knife weighs tens of kilograms, and the Yang Ling's wrist strength is really hard to swing such a big knife.

Fortunately, the pan-begging food was probably too fat. After falling to the ground for a long time without getting up, Yang Ling limped and ran to the pan-beg food side and put the big knife on his shoulder. No way, the knife was too heavy. , He was afraid that the sharp blade on his neck would really be cut off, and then yelled: "King Yao has already been captured, do you still resist?"

Though those Yao soldiers are brave, but the five hundred people on the opposite side are all guards of Ouchi. Don’t look at the usual insignificance, but when you put them on the rivers and lakes, they are all first-class masters. Even if people resist with all their strength, they are not opponents at all. What's more, King Yao gave the order of'Don't hurt people, find opportunities to surrender' beforehand.

They were beaten to the ground, but when King Yao was captured, they immediately abandoned their weapons and surrendered. The banner in Zhengde Emperor's hand just waved twice, and when he saw this scene, he couldn't help but be surprised: "It's over?"

Yang Ling asked people to take King Yao up, limped to Zhengde, and replied: "Go back to the emperor, the emperor is invincible, and the Yao King's soldiers and horses will be collapsed when they are touched. We have won a big victory."

Zhengde didn’t know that King Yao was scared to surrender by the majestic “cheerleaders” all around, he couldn’t help laughing when he heard this, he felt a little regretful after he finished laughing: Zhuge Liang captured Meng Huo seven times. , I just got caught, how can I do this? "

He thought for a while, and shouted to King Yao: "You little barbarian king is arrogant and has to fight my heavenly soldiers. Are you convinced now?"

King Yao nodded quickly and said: "Take it, take it, Great Ming king is invincible, Xiao Wang is taken."

Zhengde Emperor was furious at hearing: This guy is too uncooperative, so why did you take it? It's really an egg. He stared bitterly and begged for food, wishing to go up and kick the fat man a few feet. He waved his hand and sneered: "I'm afraid it's not possible, right?"

"Huh?"

"I think you are unconvinced. Just now you accidentally fell and fell. I can't count. I will let you go now. Let's fight again."

At this time, King Miao and Yang Ling were both dumbfounded. Zhengde didn't care about that set, and immediately asked people to release King Yao, to fight with him again, and this time he would personally go into battle. Yang Ling continued to persuade, think about this Yao team, although it is not as powerful as imagined, but thousands of people are fighting together, the swords and soldiers have no eyes, it is too dangerous, and he proposed: "The emperor, in this case, It's better to have ten people on each side. After all, King Yao has the intention to lose sincerity, lest there are too many people and poor care of him and hurt his life."

Zhengde Emperor as long as there is a battle, it doesn't matter if there are too many people, so I immediately nodded and agreed. King Yao was put back in a muddle-headed manner. He braced his head and brought out nine warriors to stand in front of the Yin Yang fish, preparing to lose again.

Here, Zhengde Emperor has to fight in person. Yang Ling has no choice but to choose nine Ouchi guards with the highest martial arts. They secretly instructed at least three of them not to leave the emperor for a while, and the remaining six are responsible for facing the enemy and instructing the army to use the magic arrow. Secretly prepare for it, if there is still something wrong. When someone tried to be against the emperor, he didn't care if he was alone, and shot him as a thorn.

After Yang Ling ran before and after running, it was not arranged until the Zhengde Emperor and others were impatient. Zhengde Emperor led the nine guards to the front and stood still, the detective held a sword flower, and shouted imposingly: "Wu Na Yao Wang, let me see myself...".

With a shout of "boom", Zhengde hasn't finished speaking, only three guards finished the font to protect him, and the other six people jumped up and down, fisted in the south and kicked in the north, in the blink of an eye, all the nine warriors on the opposite side piled up. On the contrary, the six dazzling Xiuchun knives were all placed on the Yao King's neck begging for food.

Wang Yao looked at Zhengde with straight eyes, and Zhengde's's eyes were also a little straight. Du Fu, who received the Yang Ling instruction, immediately raised his arms and shouted: "My emperor is brave and invincible!"

Tens of thousands of officers and soldiers shouted in unison: "My emperor is brave and invincible!" The voice was so magnificent that King Yao shivered with fright, and quickly conceded: "Little king surrendered, Xiao Wang surrendered. "

Zhengde feels bored, he waved his hand and said generously: "Let go of him, this time I was surprised and won't win. You go and prepare, let's try again."

Yang Ling's face turned blue when he heard it. The poor King Yao who couldn't possibly lose was released again. He returned to the line to discuss with everyone. There is really no way to continue this kind of play. Still honestly conceding defeat, King Yao came back respectfully with Shi Yigui and Tofu Sangui, took off his saber and raised his hands above his head, and knelt down on one knee and said: "The king of Great Ming, Xiao Wang has conceded, is willing Be surrendered to the king, dare not to have the slightest rebellion."

Zhengde was waiting to fight again. When he heard that he was about to admit defeat, he could not help but frowned and looked at him up and down. Yang Ling and others saw Zhengde circle the poor Yao Wang three times, not knowing what he meant. , Couldn't help looking at each other, but saw Zhengde take two steps back steeply, and shouted: "Come on, take them down for me! Search!"

The guards around him rushed up like wolves and rushed up, grabbing the three scared people, and then searched around, took out all the messy things in their arms and threw them on the ground. Finally, a small two-fingered silver knife was found from the Yaowang pan begging for food.

Zhengde laughed loudly, and said very proudly: "I know that you are not convinced, you are pretending to surrender, do you want to stab me with a hidden blade?"

King Yao looked at the small silver knife and wanted to cry without tears. Yang Ling's nose was almost crooked. He was about to step forward, but when he saw Zhengde waved his hand and said: "I know you have been seen through the tricks, heart If you're unwilling, haha, don't worry, I will let you go this time, and we will fight it upright again. It will surely convince you."

Pan begging for food is about to collapse. I want him to cross the Jindan Mountain. Whoever disrespects him is three points. He has always been the only one to drop him. He has never been dropped. I never thought that I met Zhengde Emperor today. Said Duguqiu surrendered.

He doesn’t want to be tricked by people as a monkey anymore. He pans and begs for food, "portom" and bows his head: "The wise and martial king of Great Ming, this time he is really convinced. Please, just let me drop."

Yang Ling really can’t tolerate Zhengde’s nonsense, even hurriedly said: "Your Majesty is more brave than Zhuge Wuhou. His old man came to replay seven times before subduing Meng Huo. The emperor’s strength and softness took only three times to make King Yao sincere. Submission is indeed much more powerful than Zhuge Wuhou. I think that King Yao has nothing to do in the eyes of the emperor. He is sincere to submit. The emperor is kind, so... you allow him to surrender. Got it!"

Zhengde saw this scene and asked: "Are you really willing to surrender? Well, I will allow you to surrender. From then on, you will be safe and secure. Under my rule, you will be free in Jindan Mountain. We must no longer accommodate rebellion, lest we mistake ourselves!"

"Yes, yes, Xiao Wang obeyed!" His tears came down quickly, and now he finally surrendered as he wished.

For fear that Zhengde Emperor would regret it again, Yang Ling waved his hand to let the guards let him go, then picked up his pile of tatters from the ground, handed it back to his hand with a smile, and said: "The current emperor is kind and has always been generous to you, you Ken Fan repented, no..., huh? What is this?"

When he handed the pile of things back to King Yao, he found that there was a tattered pamphlet in which the handwriting was actually Chinese characters. It is reasonable to say that King Yao would not even recognize Chinese characters. What is this?

He grabbed it in his hand and flipped through it. When he saw the names of some ministers in the current dynasty among them, he couldn't help asking in surprise. The Yao King quickly explained respectfully, it turned out that this book was actually obtained from the son of King Ning.

Originally, he received a large number of gold beads and gems from the King Ning son, and treated him as a guest, but after listening to the words of Celestial Master Zhang's, he knew that this person would bring huge disasters to the entire Miao Village, so he listened to the words of Celestial Master and personally escorted him to it. Mount Longhu returned the criminal.

While capturing Shizi and the others, King Yao found this book from him. King Yao felt that the paper was soft and was just for convenience, so he took the book as toilet paper along the way. I didn’t expect Zhengde to suspect him. False surrender was really assassinated, and this booklet was searched out.

When the son of King Ning fled for his life, he handed over all the gold and silver treasures he carried to him in order to buy the King Yao, but he hid such a booklet containing the names of the court ministers. This thing must be very important, Yang Ling's face became cautious, he flipped it hurriedly, and finally saw the doorway.

This book of Yaowang’s'toilet paper' is actually the account books of the court and local officials that King Ning has been communicating with over the years. Who has received him how many gifts and what has been done for him? They are all clearly recorded, but the first twenty copies have been ripped off.

A total of less than fifty pages of the anti-thief list was actually used by the Yao King to wipe his **** more than twenty. Yang Ling raised his head and looked at the dark fat man helplessly. Seeing his look, Pan Qishi hurriedly said: "This paper is very soft. If the leader of the prestigious country likes to use it, then Xiao Wang will give it to you!"

The King Yao surrendered, and the King Ning princes and other prisoners were also handed over to the officers and soldiers. Yang Ling returned to Celestial Master House, and Zhengde Emperor looked through the book carefully, and found that the higher the official position recorded later, in fact, this is also in line with the law. The official position that is easy to be bought first is always the official position that is smaller and easier to buy. The bigger the appetite, the bigger the appetite. If you want to feed them, it is naturally not so easy for them to work for King Ning.

In this way, although the twenty-odd pages in the front were used by King Yao, there are no officials who can influence the overall situation. In addition, this account book records evidence of the King Ning traffic court and local officials, but those officials are not necessarily those who voted for *King Ning to rebel with it.

Many people just make it convenient for him with huge profits. For example, King Ning gives him the green light when buying weapons, food and grass in the name of suppressing bandits. Some just have a better relationship with him. If there are local officials impeaching King Ning government for rampant illegality , Opening one eye and closing one eye when the time is overdue and is not held accountable.

Yang Ling feared that Zhengde ordered people in a rage, and then confessed to the world, causing terror. Now that the King Ning has been lawless, the country is waiting for the moment of full development. Many officials and the King Ning government have not been in chaos, and they will all severely punish the political situation of the court.

However, some of the officials have already voted for King Ning, and only wait for King Ning to raise troops. When the troops arrive in his jurisdiction, they will cooperate inside and outside to cooperate with the rebellious rebel party, or violate the law to provide a lot of convenience for King Ning. Zhen Fu Si Qianning, once lured by King Ning, stole the development drawings of the Franco machine gun and provided it to King Ning. Such officials were punished severely by law.

Under Yang Ling’s persuasion, Zhengde became a little angry. He instructed Yang Ling to sort out the officials in the book. Although this matter is secret, it must be handled in secret. Some officials have to be relegated gradually, and some local officials who are not involved in the disturbances but have close ties with King Ning and hold heavy forces must change positions for safety reasons. In addition, those officials who have violated the criminal law must be brought to justice.

Yang Ling carefully screened until late at night. There were too many officials involved. Even the Yang Tinghe bachelor has received the gift of King Ning. If you follow the Zhu Yuanzhang method of linking, this bachelor is afraid that he will be hit. , The whole door was copied. Although Zhengde Emperor will not adopt such a harsh method now, it is conceivable that once the political situation of the court becomes more stable, the bachelor of Yang will inevitably be expelled from the cabinet and replaced with an idle position.

Yang Ling was upset, he locked the files he had organized, and was not drowsy for a while, so he opened the door and walked out. At night, the air was cold and the sky was shining stars. Yang Ling walked slowly down the corridor with his hands on his back.

There is a lantern hanging every few steps under the corridor, gently swaying in the night wind. There are no fixed guards in the Celestial Master mansion except for the emperor’s residence. The soldiers patrolling outside are actually three steps, one post and five steps. The sentry is very tight. Yang Ling walked to the corner of the gallery, looked up at the twinkling stars in the sky, and secretly thought about the series of personnel changes that will take place in the ruling and the wild, and sighed for a long time.

Now that the emperor is out fortunately, these matters cannot be dealt with immediately. To smoothly resolve this personnel crisis, we must first wait for the emperor to return to the capital, return to the power center of the world, and be protected by hundreds of thousands of troops in the capital. Next, the next thing is to either don't do it. If you want to do it, you must solve it quickly by thunder means, lest some local officials with heavy arms jump over the wall and get into trouble again.

Yang Ling was thinking, suddenly a black shadow flashed at the corner of his eyes, and Yang Ling had a clear look. I saw a slender figure hurriedly walking across the winding corridor next to the rockery on the right, turned his head and looked back, and then hurried forward. She glanced back, and the cold moonlight shone on her face, and Yang Ling had a real peek. It was the little Celestial Master Zhang Fubao. She seemed to be holding something in her hand.

Yang Ling curiosity arose. What is this little girl doing sneakily without going to bed late at night? Yang Ling immediately turned over and jumped over the guardrail, and cautiously chased after the flowers and bushes. He chased a moon door, stopped at the door, and then quietly looked inward, seeing Zhang Fubao walking to a palace, and cautiously. He looked back, then opened the door and walked in.

The Celestial Master Mansion is a prince’s standard system, with large and small courtyards connected layer by layer and in a circle. Many houses are used to worship gods or hold various ceremonies when there are important actions. They are usually idle. Yang Ling said in his heart: "It's midnight, what is she doing here as a little girl?" [Heaven’s Kiss Hand Beat]

But after all, I’m the master here, I’m a big man, it’s inconvenient to follow it secretly, Yang Ling was hesitating whether to follow along to see what happened, and suddenly a thought came to my mind: This girl is not a spring heart, and was talked by some man. You were deceived. Come to meet him in the middle of the night, right? Could it be that Zifeng Xiaodao boy? "

"No, no, Zifeng is not from the Celestial Master mansion. Now the emperor lives here. He has great abilities and can't get in. He must be a man in the mansion. Except Celestial Master Zhang, all the servants in the mansion are servants. This little girl...".

Yang Ling couldn't help thinking of this anymore, he immediately jumped out of the cover, rushed to the front of the pavilion and listened, there was no movement inside, nor did it light up*, it seems that he should be entering After leaving, enter the room.

Yang Ling tiptoedly pushed open the door, leaned into the room and was about to look around. Suddenly a black shadow flashed out behind the door. Yang Ling was taken aback. Just about to retreat, the black shadow raised his hand and threw a ball. In the mist, Yang Ling sniffed in his nose, only to feel his brain was in a coma, then he fell.

The quiet moonlight sprinkled on the ground like a dream, and the black shadow quietly leaned down, with a pair of sparkling eyes like stars in the sky: "Ha, it turns out that this guy scared me to death. I thought it was brother. I'm catching up."

Zhang Fubao's small mouth curled up, and said: "This stinky guy doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, so what does he secretly follow me for?"

She sideways thought for a while, then squatted down, grabbed the two sleeves of Yang Ling, dragged him to the apse like a dead dog...

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Yang Ling woke up and was surprised to find that he was in an unfamiliar place. There was a faint sound of spring water flowing in his ears, and there was a faint red light flashing in the room, as if not far away A fire stove was burning, and then he found himself lying on a cold stone platform with ropes tied around his body.

Yang Ling was shocked, and turned his head laboriously, and saw that there was something like a stove on the right side, and a raging fire was burning underneath. There was a small thing similar to a copper cauldron on the stove, and Zhang Fubao was sitting on the stove. Before, she was holding her chin in her hand as if she was waiting for the copper cauldron to boil. The red fire light reflected on her pretty face, rosy as a peach blossom, and she seemed to be able to see clearly with the blink of her long eyelashes.

Yang Ling couldn't help yelling: "Hey, Fu Bao, what do you tie me up, what are you doing here, let me go quickly".

Zhang Fubao turned his head and smiled: "Are you awake?"

She jumped up, walked to Yang Ling, looked at him up and down, smiling and said: "You guy doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing after me? What bad idea are you making?"

Yang Ling rolled his eyes and said, "I have slept too much during the day and couldn't sleep for a while. I was watching the stars and watching the moon under the corridor. I saw you sneaking around in my own home. I thought you would have a lover in the middle of the night. I am afraid that you will be deceived, so I chased it down."

Zhang Fubao blushed, and said: "You are a big-headed ghost, I am a cultivator. How can it be as unbearable as you think?"

Yang Ling laughed dryly and said: "Celestial Master is also a monk, and it is not full of wives and concubines. You can't help getting married. How do I know what you run out in the middle of the night?"

"Shhh!" Zhang Fubao raised her index finger, looked around carefully, and said, "Be quiet, don't mess with me, I have studied it carefully. It should be that the time has not been mastered, the time is just right now. , I'll talk to you when I'm done."

She said that she pulled a small box from the bluestone platform, thinking it was what she was holding on the road, Zhang Fubao opened the box in front of Yang Ling, Yang Ling looked at it, and saw bottles and cans inside. Jars, candles, sharp blades, etc.

Looking at Zhang Fubao’s secret smile, Yang Ling’s heart jumped, and somehow a weird picture emerged in his mind: a beautiful girl wearing high-heeled boots, with round and white thighs on her hips The image of a proud queen wrapped tightly in a curvy leather shorts, a tight leather jacket, a candle in one hand and a whip in the other.

Yang Ling said nervously: "What are you going to do?"

Zhang Fubao gave him an impatient look and said, "I'll tell you later, don't interrupt now."

She lit the candles, filled the large and small bottles with labels on bluestone slabs, picked them up and looked at them in the same way, and said triumphantly: "I knew that I would use the medicinal materials left by my father. They were all ground into ointments. It gave me a lot of strength."

Yang Ling looked at her inexplicably and saw that Zhang Fubao selected a few bottles of ointment from them, and then happily ran to the top of the fire stove, pushed open the lid, and put something in it. When she was busy, she closed it again. With the lid, the fire at the bottom of the stove was heated up again, and then he came back to clap his hands and laughed: "The time is just right, this time it will be successful."

Yang Ling understood a bit, and asked: "Are you doing alchemy?"

Zhang Fubao praised: "Smart!"

Yang Ling wondered: "Even if you want to make alchemy in the middle of the night, you don't need to be sneaky. Don't bring anyone around. Even if you are in your own house, it is not appropriate to watch the night."

Zhang Fubao gave him a blank look and said: "What do you know? I am refining Bulao Dan that can become immortal, do you know? But my brother doesn't believe in my secret method, and his medicinal materials are not willing to use me. He I'm back to the house now. In order not to let him find out, I had to abandon the alchemy room and run here to refine the alchemy."

Yang Ling said dumbfounded: "Then you don't have to tie me up, this stone slab is so cold, let me go quickly, I won't say anything."

Zhang Fubao said with a stern face: "No, what should I do if you do bad things about me? Since you are here, it is considered fate. Later, when I get the pill, I will let you take it first. I will let you go if I serve Dan."

Yang Ling wondered: "Why do you want to eat the elixir you worked so hard for me?"

He remembered the red pill that Hongzhi Emperor had taken, and couldn't help struggling: "Let go of me, I don't want to be a fairy, your pill may become something, but don't harm me."

Zhang Fubao hurriedly comforted: "It’s not so easy to become a god. Of course, you have to go through repeated trials. Don’t worry, the medicinal materials I take are all rare and rare treasures. It won’t be harmful. Last time I thought that I broke the pill and stirred it with half-opened water. This broke my stomach. This time I will never do the same again. error".

Yang Ling heard it and said angrily: "What? Last time I had a stomach trouble because I took your pill? If you don't take it, I will never take it again. I almost eaten me to death. I will never do anything about you. Can't say it? Let go of me."

Zhang Fubao said that he missed his mouth, his face blushed, and he hurriedly smiled: "I just made a mistake one time. You saved my life in Suzhou. I would ask you to try Dan. If it's normal People, I’m still not willing, don’t be afraid. Don’t be afraid, be obedient."

Yang Ling can't laugh or cry, but no matter how threatening he is, Zhang Fubao will not agree to let him go. After a while, the fire was raging, thinking that it was the critical moment of alchemy, Zhang Fubao ran back nervously and stared at the furnace, constantly adjusting the heat, and didn't care about Yang Ling at all, and Yang Ling had to wait patiently.

Taking advantage of this effort, he looked around and discovered that the house was built according to the terrain, half artificial and half natural. Half of the left half is leaning against the mountain, and a Wang Qingquan mimi merges into a small pool made of stones, and then I don't know where to go. The room is relatively simple, it seems to be a room dedicated to alchemy.

More than half an hour passed, Zhang Fubao turned off the fire, and the room was only left with the faint light of the candles. Yang Ling asked with trepidation: "You have made it?"

Zhang Fubao did not look back, staring at the pill furnace, and said in an uncertain tone: "It should be... almost."

She waited for a while, waited for the pill furnace to cool down, opened the lid, took out a pottery plate from the inside, hurried to the slate bed, observed by candlelight, Yang Ling also stared wide-eyed and looked for a while suspiciously authentic : "Fu Bao, are you sure you put medicinal pills? Why does it look like a poached egg?"

Zhang Fubao twisted his delicate eyebrows, and said strangely: "No, there has never been such a strange thing, how can the pill be like this?"

She touched it carefully with her finger, and it was soft and white and yellow, really like a poached egg lying on a plate, it was six mature. Zhang Fubao smiled dryly and said: "Could it be that Qiankun God Pill was originally like this?"

Yang Ling saw her eagerly looking at herself, and quickly said: "If you don't eat or eat, I don't want to eat. If you want to eat for yourself, I don't want to be your experiment anymore, uh...oh..." .

Zhang Fubao has swift hands and quick eyes. Taking advantage of his eloquent effort, he picked up a poached egg and stuffed it into his mouth. He smiled and said, "Who told you to sleep well? Come and see me for alchemy. We make pills. There should have been people who tried medicine. You really thought it was Shennong who tasted Baicao? If you eat it yourself, how do you record and observe the situation after taking the medicine? This medicine is really not a poison, don’t worry, if it becomes a fairy, don’t forget It's my credit."

The thing melts in the mouth, it is soft and sweet, and it has been swallowed smoothly. Even if Zhang Fubao didn't cover his mouth, he couldn't spit it out. Yang Ling bitterly said: "I become a fairy? If I become a ghost, I will definitely not I will forget your contributions and follow you day and night."

Zhang Fubao closed his shoulders in fear, and said nervously: "Don't say it, don't say it, it's scary, how do you feel now?"

"How can I feel...", Yang Ling suddenly became nervous in the middle of speaking: "Let go of me, let me go, I...I'm going to have a stomachache again."

"Huh?" Zhang Fubao was shocked and annoyed: "Is this jade disc Scripture really a side effect? ​​How can a good tonic medicine become a laxative after refining it?"

Yang Ling angrily said: "You let me go, or...or else you will have to clean up this house."

When Zhang Fubao heard this, her face blushed and hurried to untie the rope for him, and she loosened the rope. Blushing, he said, "Quickly get out, and at the end of the right turn is the hut. Go quickly, don't dirty my altar room."

Yang Ling sat up, laughed, and said triumphantly: "You stinky girl, you don’t know what to do at a young age, and what pill to become immortal, are you fooled? I have nothing to do, don’t you Will this girl let me go?"

Zhang Fubao was angry and annoyed when he heard it, and paused: "Anyway, it’s okay if you eat it. You just have to eat a poached egg. I won’t ask you to test the medicine in the future. You are not allowed to tell my brother Bring up".

"You...Why are you looking at me so sternly?" Zhang Fubao joked, but Yang Ling's gaze was a bit too scary, and she couldn't help but step back.

Seeing this moment of effort, Yang Ling's face looked like painted Zhu, flushed, and his eyes were so bright that he was afraid of others. Zhang Fubao looked at him fearfully, and asked fearfully: "How do you...how do you feel? …Has your stomach trouble again?"

Yang Ling only felt like a stove in his belly, roasting blood boiling all over his body, and a strong desire hit his mind. In the dark room, there was only a beautiful girl who was timid like a little sheep in front of him. That kind of willpower was even harder to hold on. He said dumbly, "I feel so hot in my belly, as if there is a fire burning. It's terrible."

When he said this, he felt that his lower body was as hard as iron and as strong as an angry frog. Unexpectedly, a thought flashed in his mind: "Could this little **** condense the pill into an aphrodisiac?"

The medicinal materials used in Zhang Fubao were originally a tonic for dryness and masculinity. And the medicinal materials she stole from her brother are almost used up. Today, the bottles and cans are all the medicines in the medicine cabinet sent by her father. These medicines have been refined and extracted from the previous generation Celestial Master, and the medicinal properties are stronger than before. Several times.

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Celestial Master has six or seven wives and concubines. Among those drugs, there are quite a few drugs that promote **** and yang. In order to conceal people, he extracted the ointment and pasted the names of other medicinal materials. What is really inside is He knew it himself. Zhang Fubao didn't know where they were, and when they were used, the masculine tonic that increased the efficacy several times, coupled with the help medicine, turned into a tiger-wolf medicine that can almost destroy the human will.

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Zhang Fubao didn't know the clues. Hearing his belly like a raging fire, and seeing his red face, as if he was a hundred times more energetic, I couldn't help but be surprised and happy, saying: "Could it be that this time it is really done? Effectiveness? Let me see."

She was young, and in surprise, she forgot the difference between men and women. She stretched out her hand and touched the Yang Ling lower abdomen. Her jade hand was soft, and Yang Ling groaned. She could no longer restrain her body and hugged her. Zhang Fubao was shocked and hurriedly pushed. : "What are you doing? Let go of me quickly".

Yang Ling is like a tiger attacking a sheep, how Zhang Fubao's thin body can be pushed away, the two of them struggled, the candle on the board was kicked off, the room darkened a bit, Yang Ling's hot breath sprayed on Zhang Fubao On the face, she was scared to death, Zhang Fubao struggled desperately, crying: "You let me go, let me go, I don't dare anymore."

Yang Ling's mentality has not been lost, but his strong desire made his will weaker and weaker. Zhang Fubao's crying and struggling gave people a desire for destruction, especially her body was slightly thin, light and soft.

Yang Ling’s fiery big hands have torn open the lapels of her robes and touched the soft and tender shoulders, **** and clavicles. There is a skinny beauty of ecstasy. Desire drives him to excuse himself: "It’s not to blame me, It was the aphrodisiac she made herself and forced me to take it. Even if I possessed her, I would not feel guilty."

Yang Ling leaned over and kissed her fragrant and soft lips. Zhang Fubao shook her body. Two lines of regret and frightened tears filled her cheeks. She was struggling, but she couldn't make a sound. Yang Ling The tip of her tongue has been put into her mouth, and a big hand is rubbed on her tender and small breast.

Zhang Fubao was stiff, and there was a layer of goose bumps where he touched. Her lips are small and soft. Yang Ling easily covered her lips. She closed her mouth and kept emitting "Hmm" resisted. Yang Ling pushed her lips hard but couldn't go further, her tongue could only move outside her braided teeth.

But when his hand touched Zhang Fubao's chest, Zhang Fubao involuntarily let out an exclamation, Yang Ling's tongue went in immediately, the pupils of Little Talisman contracted, and his breathing began to rise rapidly. The two on the head of the bluestone bed The candle was swayed back and forth by the breeze brought by the two people's struggle, as if they were also struggling.

Her little tongue was soft and slippery, and she kept shrinking under the teasing of Yang Ling, until she was entangled inevitably. Zhang Fubao's originally stiff body began to relax, and her face was like a ripe red apple. Whether it was due to suffocation or shyness, her mind became confused.

When she suddenly noticed that Yang Ling's hand was leaning between her legs, Zhang Fubao was touched to the point, and her whole body shook awake, she yelled, and her slender legs raised her knees on the lower abdomen of Yang Ling. Going up, Yang Ling snorted and let go of his hand in pain. Zhang Fubao took the opportunity to get out of him and escape.

Yang Ling panted and chased after her. The two tangled around the low pool, and then they fell into the water together. The mountain spring water is extremely cold, and the winter mountain spring water is even more chilly, this time the desire of Yang Ling is washed away. He struggled to stand up from the water, all wet, but his irrational and irrational brain was awake.

Zhang Fubao got up out of the pool with soft hands and feet. She didn't have any strength to climb to the edge of the pool. She crawled on the pool and quickly retreated to the corner. She hugged her body with her hands tightly, and her wet clothes clung to her. On his body, the open chest revealed a touch of powder that has not fully grown. Zhang Fubao cried sorrowfully, looking at Yang Ling in fear with a pair of eyes.

Yang Ling woke up, although his lower body was not weakened, his sanity gradually returned to normal. He clearly remembered what had happened, he hugged her, kissed her small mouth, and stroked her like pigeons. Breasts, and...

"This is broken, what can I do? How can I infringe little Celestial Master in a daze, if this girl cries out, what kind of face does she have in front of the emperor and Celestial Master?" Yang Ling stood coldly In the spring water, his mind turned quickly.

Suddenly, he shouted angrily: "Shut up!" In order to strengthen his momentum. Yang Ling raised its leg and kicked it out with a splash of spring water. Zhang Fubao's whining cry turned into a deep sob. She looked at Yang Ling in fear, not daring to speak loudly.

"Look at you!" Yang Ling pointed to Zhang Fubao indignantly, awe-inspiring and honest.

Zhang Fubao looked at him in astonishment. Yang Ling got out of the pool with a "huh", picking up a tunic while twisting the water, and said angrily: "How old are you? What do you know, a child, although he is not an adult, he is a daughter after all. Yeah. I didn’t listen to your brother’s words, what kind of medicinal medicinal medicinal pill, I actually made an aphrodisiac, hum!

He flicked his robe angrily, and Zhang Fubao shivered with fright. She swallowed, let alone crying.

"I'm also a dignified state official, the imperial court official, you even tried my medicine. In case something is wrong, even if your brother is Celestial Master, you will be able to protect you? Then in the end, your brother must be Dismissed, and you were sent to the government as an evildoer, and the dragon and tiger sect's thousand-year foundation was destroyed!"

His fingers all point to Zhang Fubao On the tip of his nose, scared Zhang Fubao Close to the root of the wall, he dare not swear. Yang Ling At first sight, she bluffed her, sighed, and slowed down her voice: "Even if there is no major incident, think about it, after this incident... eh? Your daughter's family gave me an aphrodisiac and it would be ruined in my life. Now, it also affects the fame of this official!"

"Yes...I'm sorry...", Zhang Fubao was timid and authentic.

Yang Ling waved his hand graciously and said: "You must not believe in evil spirits anymore, and cultivate into immortals and Buddhas. That opportunity is for the great monks and the real people who have achieved great accomplishments. There is an unforgettable chance, you! Forget it, you are still a child who has not grown up, and you haven't caused any major mistakes, and the father of your country doesn't care about you."

He stomped his feet and said, "I will go back to my residence quietly. You can clean up and leave, um... Don't worry, although you did something wrong~ IndoMTL.com~ But I won’t do anything today. To anyone".

Zhang Fubao wiped away tears and said gratefully: "Thank you, I won't dare anymore."

Yang Ling nodded, and said in a big way: "Knowing your mistakes can make corrections, and doing good things is awkward, Fu Bao, you have to do it yourself!"

Yang Ling walked out without looking back, bypassing the apse to the front hall, pulling the hall door, moonlight pouring down the room like water, and a breeze hitting his face. Yang Ling fought a cold war, and secretly rejoiced: Fortunately, this girl is young and can't stand it. If she cries blindly, she really wants to recruit someone, who believes what she said".

Yang Ling stuck his tongue out and ran away.

Zhang Fubao's long hair was scattered, his face was full of water drops, his robes were torn apart, his underwear was soaked in water, and his embarrassment was really embarrassing. Little Talisman fumbled and fumbled out the treasured Taoist book embossed with jade pieces from his sleeve, smashed it **** the pool stone a few times and threw it into the spring pool, before hiding his face and crying again.

The spring water still swayed, swaying her reflection, fragmented in the red candlelight...

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