Return to Ming Dynasty as Prince Chapter 1: Ninth generation good man

The narrow and long Bridge of Helplessness straddles the River of Forgetfulness River, leading to the ethereal In the depths of the clouds. The dust-free ghosts whimpered and drank a bowl of Granny Meng's Soup, embarking on an unpredictable road to life.

　　In the depths of the clouds, there is a kind of invisible suction. Once the ghost steps on the bridge, there is no possibility of turning back. It can only flutter and swept forward, like a moth fighting a fire.

　　 At this moment, there was actually a very arrogant voice called out: "I complain! I must complain!"

　　 Following the sound, a very handsome young man walked over from the opposite side of Bridge of Helplessness. His hair was waxed and looked neat and shiny. He was wearing a white suit with many sequins. It looked like just now Singer walking off the stage.

　　"Pā!" A bowl of Granny Meng's Soup with a rich fragrance landed, and the wrinkles piled up like gullies on Granny Meng's face became deeper. She sighed: "Ninth time, ninth time, this scourge is again came back".

　　 That singer-like ghost, followed by a pair of Ox-Head Horse-Face, Ox-Head’s eyes widened to the limit of Ox's eyes, Horse-Face’s face was stretched longer than the donkey’s face, just because Zheng Shaopeng, who was determined by them to refuse to come and go, came back.

　　 The legend of his nine deaths and eight reincarnations began when he fell on the cable car to Nancang Mountain. Because he held a three-year-old girl before falling, he accumulated yin virtue. Yang life increased by three years. But the hapless Ox-Head Horse-Face rushed back to attend the wedding banquet of the old city **** marrying his daughter. Before he fell down the mountain stream, they hooked his soul.

　　 When they woke up from the drunk and found that the wrong person was arrested, the body of Zheng Shaopeng in Yangjian had been cremated. In order to avoid responsibility, they had to buy Judge Cui and send him back to Yangjian, asking him to borrow his corpse to pay him back. Use up these three years of life.

　　 Unexpectedly... Within a year, he died and returned eight times, not once for more than two months. Speaking of Judge Cui, he was pretty good. The first life sent him to devote himself to a rich Wenzhou man who had just drowned. This rich man opened four clothing companies with a family of 300 million. He is 68 years old this year, but his wife is only 28 years old. The three flower-like lovers are younger, the youngest is only 18 years old. Is he worthy of him?

　　The problem is... this rich man didn’t drown in the river, nor in the sea, but in the bathtub. He was so charming and charming when he took a bath. The beautiful wife drowned alive.

　　 looked at the Zheng Shaopeng who was floating in the air waiting to possess the horror, so after he cried and wiped tears and was reluctantly pushed into the body of the billionaire who had just drowned by Ox-Head Horse-Face, he really couldn't enjoy this kind of blessing.

　　In two weeks, he learned about the operation and situation of the entire company, and then allocated one-third of his fortune to the rich man’s wife and his two abandoned sons. He wanted to do the rest. Way to donate it.

　　 One month later, the beautiful wife who obviously saw him dead but came back alive, and looked at her with a strange look all day, directly scared her crazy, with a fruit knife on him Constantly stabbing and stabbing, when Ox-Head Horse-Face heard the news and rushed away, he also felt that the corpse with a thousand wounds and hundreds of holes was a bit disgusting for him to resurrect, so he had to take him back to the underworld.

　　Zheng Shaopeng, of course, would not say that he thinks that the hard parts of the old guy are already soft, but the soft parts are all hard, so I deliberately wanted to die, so I think Master Judge racked his brains and sent him back. A deputy mayor who just died of illness.

　　 The deputy mayor is only 48 years old. He is quite young. He lives in a high-level ward with pipes all over his body. There was a lot of traffic when he was hospitalized. Since the attending doctor told the organization to hold a memorial service for him It has become a doorstep.

　　Zheng Shaopeng never thought of being such a big official, he really wanted to do something, but he really couldn't bear to have a woman who was about to catch up with his mother as his wife.

　　 That's why he stayed in the hospital all day long, but refused to go home. When he discovered that the deputy mayor was actually part of a group of corrupt elements, he was greatly relieved.

　　 He collected a bunch of evidence and sent it to the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection. So when the case was severely investigated in the organization, he was honorably and proactively killed by his original accomplices.

　　No one is perfect, Zheng Shaopeng can only sigh like this, why is there no young man in the world who is young, handsome, handsome, liu suave, and Yushu Linfeng?

　　 Uh... Actually, it's not that there is no one, but a young man who meets these conditions is physically strong and good to eat. He wants to be possessed and has to wait.

　　 It’s hard to get him to be attached to a handsome, well-known Hong Kong and Taiwan red singer for the eighth time, which is considered to have fulfilled his wish. It is time to stay for the past two years.

　　 Unexpected, unexpected... He actually died again, not to mention the poor Judge Cui, even Ox-Head Horse-Face is going crazy.

　　Zheng Shaopeng was greatly relieved, when he happily possessed the famous singer who had just passed away due to illness, he was horrified to discover that this beautiful young man who made countless girls crazy was actually a **** , And it's the kind that plays number zero.

　　The two burly boys who danced with him often harass him, and his scalp exploded when he refused to approach, and his scalp exploded. This kind of depraved willow body... I'm a dignified seven-foot man, starving to death is a small matter, but it is a big loss!

　　 Zheng Shaopeng thought with grief, so... When the company arranged for him to participate in the disaster relief performance in the mainland, the star of the “healing from a serious illness” accidentally fell off the stage and knocked on the back of his head. On a stone the size of popcorn, a wisp of fragrant soul came straight to the underworld resentfully.

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　　 Quietly in the hall of the Netherworld, half-person-height papers are piled on the dark Eight Immortals table, but there is no Judge Cui person. Ox-Head Horse-Face looked around in surprise, and walked over to the Eight Immortals Table.

　　 On the antique Baxian table is a monitor similar to a computer in the world, half of the body is exposed under the table, and it seems that someone is under the table.

　　Ox-Head The ghost chaser walked forward and cried out carefully: "Master Judge, what are you doing under the table?"

　　Judge Cui crawled out from under the table. He was wearing an ancient red official robe, two peach-like wings on a black gauze hat, a bit like the seven-pin prefect on the stage, with eight-shaped eyebrows, small eyes, and wrinkled The small face looks like a bun, which looks funny.

　　 The old man saw them and sighed sadly: "Oh! It's not this'Plague to Death---Chapi' system. Since using it, the work efficiency of the underworld has improved, but it is used. It takes a few months to reinstall it. Now, with my eyes closed, I can skillfully operate every installation step.

　　 What’s worse is that the system really died, suspended animation, and restarted automatically. The problems continue to occur. I heard that in the Samsara Palace Zhanghong Judge, many ghosts used the system loopholes to travel through time and space to go to ancient times to be stallions. These people, ah, When people go to high places, they didn't do anything bad in their previous lives, so why are they rushing to turn into the animal realm? How hard it is to be a stallion, I can’t figure it out, I really can’t figure it out. "

　　Ox-Head ghost grinned, trying to laugh and hold back: "Forget it, the old man is getting older, I don’t know why the stallion’s fate is forgivable, I can’t tell him this," so he turned off the topic and asked Said: "What's wrong with the system, do you want to fix it for you?"

　　 Judge Cui shook his head and said: "This time there is nothing wrong with the hard drive light flashing violently for half an hour after startup before allowing the adult to operate, waiting for the adult to go to sleep."

　　Horse-Face muttered: "Our truth is that the domestic operating system is pretty good. Why should we invite a foreign city **** to design? I heard that His Majesty Yan Jun and His Majesty Yan Jun Lucifer from the West are negotiating, and they want them to send the original designer to finish. Guaiwa upgrade the operating system as soon as possible."

　　Judge Cui shook his head and said: "No way, I heard that the city **** has gone on vacation on earth. His name is not on the book of life and death. The vacation is not over, and no one can find him. Now I have to stand up like this, yes, Didn’t you apply for a vacation, what are you doing here?”.

　　 Ox-Head said with a dry smile: "My lord, that... the guy who didn't want to live has died again. After only one year of his three years of life, he died nine times. You are old enough. Think of a way, I'll end up with Yan Luo after walking a lot. If Yan Jun knows about it, it will be miserable."

　　 Judge Cui listened to a twitching face, hurriedly squatted in front of the computer, and then opened his eyes and stared at the screen in silence. Horse-Face couldn't help getting nervous and quickly moved his donkey face Said: "What's wrong, what's the situation?"

　　Judge Cui said: "There is no situation, my computer should be reinstalled again, the system garbage is too much, this is a deadly processor, it runs super slow!".

　　Ox-Head touched the horns and did not speak.

　　 After waiting for a while, Judge Cui's face suddenly changed, becoming pale and pale. If he weren't still wearing the red official robe, Ox-Head Horse-Face must have thought he was a ghost prisoner who escaped from the prison, so he was stuck. You have to send him back.

　　Ox-Head said unconsciously: "What's the matter, my lord, is there so much garbage in the system that I can't run to death?"

　　 Judge Cui trembled all over, pointing to the screen and said miserably: "It's over, it's messy, this time is really messy, alas! I knew that it was better to report it to Yan Jun, saying that you violated the rules and wronged people. , The old man made mistakes again and again in order to help you plug this leak. This is terrible!"

　　Horse-Face snorted and said bitterly, "What's so miserable. Isn’t it just running back eight times a year? It’s a big deal that I will run back 16 times in the remaining two years. Who can get it."

　　Judge Cui said with a mournful face: "No, no, just look at it, plus the time you wrongly detained him. He has died nine times in a row, every time because of good deeds, so...so ......" Judge Cui took a long breath, gritted his teeth and said: "He is now a ninth good man."

　　 "Nineth World Good Man? What does that mean?" Ox-Head asked inexplicably. Lord Judge's words were too profound, and it was really confusing.

　　Judge Cui shivered and said: "If you send him back now and die because of good deeds, then he is a good man of ten generations, and he will be born in reincarnation."

　　Ox-Head said in a puzzled way: "Ten generations of good people? Jump into reincarnation? What do you mean?"

　　Judge Cui slapped his thigh and said, "That means...he became a Buddha".

　　Ox-Head Horse-Face all opened their mouths wide, and said in disbelief: "No...Is it? How can it be so easy to become a Buddha?"

　　Judge Cui smiled bitterly: "Sometimes when you become a Buddha, you also talk about chance. Guanyin Bodhisattva is because the Buddha preached the scriptures and preached the day when his disciples became Buddhas. The world is in great trouble. The Bodhisattva said:'All living things will not be saved. , Vowed not to become a Buddha!', but missed the opportunity, although her magical power is still above the Buddhas, she cannot be called a Buddha."

　　Mancang (full warehouse) heard this and couldn’t help but clasp his hands together: “The Bodhisattva is so kind, no wonder the world is called great mercy. The Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva said, “The **** is not empty, and you will not become a Buddha!”. Like Guanyin Bodhisattva, although he has not become a Buddha, he In my heart, it is the true Buddha."

　　Judge Cui sighed: "Great mercy and compassion can't save you and I'm in trouble today, just because the world is going downhill, people's hearts are not ancient, the Buddha is righteous, three hundred years ago in Lingshan, if mortals can persist If he does good deeds in the tenth world, he will become a Buddha right away. If he is allowed to do good and die last time, then he will become a Buddha. The Buddha's magical powers are bound to be able to see through the secrets. By then, will he be trapped~IndoMTL.com~Ox-Head Horse-Face Listen I couldn't help but be stunned, and said in a daze: "This...how can this be good? This **** rascal guy, we couldn't bear to let him fall into a mess, and we kindly collected his soul ahead of time. How did we know that the life and death book suddenly changed? How can this be good? "

　　 Suddenly, Ox-Head rolled his eyes suspiciously and said: "It’s not right, my lord, when he was asked to borrow his corpse to repay his yang, in order to pay off his three years of life, we could buy Granny Meng without letting him drink soup. No matter how many times you die, it should only be counted as one life. How did you become the ninth life?"

　　Judge Cui sighed: "System vulnerability...".

　　Ox-Head Horse-Face stayed for a long time before they all said in grief: "I hate Bilgeeva!"

　　Judge Cui was spinning around in the hall. After a while, the brows suddenly frowned, and the thief looked around, beckoning to call Ox-Head Horse-Face to the front, twirling the rat beard and smiling: "Cough cough cough, since reincarnation Dianzhang Judge’s computer loopholes can allow ghosts to travel through time and space. I have figured out a way. If I think of a way to arrange for him to borrow the corpse to return the sun in ancient times, hehehe...".

　　Ox-Head blinked and said strangely, "So what? What if that **** builds a bridge, makes up a road, accidentally knocks on a small stone and died again, he is not full of good people for ten generations. The appointment?"

　　 "Hey hey..." Judge Cui tried hard to give out a sinister smile: "The Buddha's ambition that good people can become Buddha for the tenth generation was three hundred years ago. If someone was reborn three hundred years ago, Even if he dies a hundred times, he will not be included in the tenth generation of Buddhahood conditions, hahaha..."

　　Ox-Head Horse-Face listened to the palms and laughed slyly: "Great, adults are worthy of being mature, uh...it is mature and respectful...".