Reverend Insanity: Forty-first section: 掰 Wrists
A bandit monkey is as strong as a elephant. Adult bandits are as tall as a foot, with muscles bursting out of their arms. Their upper arms are more than twice thicker than their lower limbs. Monkey tails are like iron rods that can smash rocks.
The bandit's body is like gold with black tiger markings on it. It is strange that fur will naturally grow from their waists, covering the crotch and tail, like a leather skirt.
Roar!
The monkey king of this bandit monkey group suddenly opened his mouth and made a loud roar.
Their roar is as magnificent as a lion and tiger.
Roar roar ...
The roar of the monkey king drew the monkeys to respond.
For a time, the situation was turbulent, and the sound of waves swept away, roaring the white mist.
The crowd's vision was suddenly wide, and then they were surprised that the mountains on both sides of the road were full of bandits. There are thousands of bandit monkeys surrounding the caravan.
They are huge and the trees are flush with them. Some young trees only reach their waists.
At the forefront of the caravan, the even bigger monkey king sits on a stone bench with a golden sword. A gray-stone jar, like a water tank, was right next to it, with a strong aroma.
After the monkey king roared, he closed his mouth. The other bandits still roared.
On the contrary, it shows the momentum of Monkey King.
It has a calm eye, with aura in its eyes, sitting still. In contrast, the ordinary bandit monkeys were staring at the cargo of the caravan, eager to move, and eager to try.
Wild beasts such as monkeys, foxes, and jackals have wisdom.
This Bandit Monkey King's intelligence is only as good as that of a three-year-old child, not as cunning as an electrician, but smart enough to communicate.
Jia Long, the leader of the caravan, squinted his eyes, looked at the monkey king, and suddenly said, "Jia figurine, you go."
"Yes, chief." Jia Tu stood out.
He is tall and fat, with a big belly, and looks very strong.
He is a defensive maggot, and his fate is Shuijia maggot. The second transfer was for water warfare. By chance, he swims in the river and kills a small boat-like turtle. From its body, a turtle cricket was seized. After he used it, he permanently added a tortoise power.
When the figurines of Jia approached, the roar of the monkeys shouted loudly, and the sound shook the mountain forest.
Jia figurine's face was somber, and he rolled up his sleeves to fight in front of Monkey King.
The monkey king is huge, just sitting, and it's higher than the figurines of Jia.
It looked at Jia Tu, roared, and immediately there were several bandits monkeys, carrying a stone table, humming over.
The stone table is huge like a bed, extremely heavy, and falls on the floor, making a muffled sound.
Two more bandits have moved to the stone bench. All are placed in front of the Monkey King.
The monkey king patted the stone table, and thumped like a giant drum.
Jia figurines swallowed, took a spit, sat down, stretched out his right arm, and put his elbow on the table.
Monkey King also stretched out his left hand and clasped his hands together.
A female bandit monkey beside her suddenly screamed.
Jia Tu and the King of Monkeys heard this model, and at the same time, they vigorously started the contest.
Bandit monkeys adore strength, and their wrists are the most important social activity in monkeys. When a baby monkey is born, he can scratch his wrist. Wrestling the wrist is not only a game in the bandit monkey group, but also a common method to resolve disputes.
At that time, the right Taoist Master Guan Tianhou had only five transfers to practice. Naturally, such strength cannot kill the peak. He just used this custom of bandit monkeys, constantly rubbing his wrists, hitting the top of Bandit Monkey Mountain, better than Monkey King. Then get the monkey group's approval, set up an agreement, and open business roads.
After that, all caravans entering and leaving Bandit Monkey Mountain must abide by this agreement and beat their wrists with bandit monkeys.
Anyone who wins will be recognized by the bandit monkeys and will be exempt from tolls. Those who lose, let the monkeys take part of the goods.
In this way, the caravan can do business, and the bandit monkeys also enjoy the benefits, and they are happy.
Over the years, the caravan has complied with the agreement, the commercial road has gradually prospered, and the agreement has gradually stabilized.
At the stone table, the figurines of Jia are flushed and distorted, and they have already done their best.
But it still couldn't hold the monkey king's strength, and saw that his arm gradually tilted to one side, and finally a slam, the monkey king's arm overwhelmed the figurine.
Victory!
Monkey King stands up and raises his fists to his chest.
The monkeys shouted and shouted.
Jia figurines receded. On the way back, the bandits on both sides tried their best to laugh. Some opened their leather skirts to reveal their red bottoms, faced the figurines of Jia, some made faces, and some shook their fingers.
"I didn't think I would have been laughed at by a beast ..." Jia Tu reluctantly sighed, his face full of bitter smiles.
Jia Long was expressionless and waved back.
The team belonging to Jia's family started to move forward, and the monkeys swarmed up to pick up goods from the open truck.
Jia's thought carefully. On the fine coal stone, he covered a layer of colorful silk and silk cloth. The monkeys were all attracted by these colored cloths, and they let go of the fine coals that are not worthy of autumn, but with higher market prices.
The monkeys are playing wildly. Many monkeys wrap cloth around their arms, waists, and behind them. The scene is extremely noisy.
"Where is Jia Ping?" Jia Long drank in a deep voice.
Jia Ping stepped out slowly, and he was in sharp contrast with Jia Tu, with skinny bones, seemingly weak.
"I'll take revenge for you." He walked past Jia Tu and patted him on the shoulder.
"If Jia Ping's elder brother gets out of the horse, he will catch it naturally."
When the Jia family saw Jia Ping go out, they all breathed a sigh of relief and expressed a sense of relief.
Seeing Jia Ping's arrival, the monkeys make strange noises, full of contempt and disdain.
The monkey king has sat down, lifted the wine tank indifferently, and drank the monkey wine.
"In the end, they are animals, and they will judge people by their appearance." Jia Long sneered.
Jia Ping seems to be thin, but he has the power of two bears. Just using the coiled tendons, making him tangled with muscles, such as the roots of the tree, so he compacted the muscles.
Jia Ping sat down and held out his hand.
His hand is less than a quarter of Monkey King's paw. But after exerting force, it was only a moment of stalemate, and he defeated the monkey king.
For a time, the roar of the monkey group stagnates.
The monkey king's eyes widened, and he showed an incredible look.
Jia Long chuckled and waved his hand to signal the team to continue.
The monkey blocking the road automatically gave way, but didn't do it. Allowing the Jia family to advance for a little while, the monkeys cried and blocked the road again.
The monkey king pats the stone table. He does not believe in evil and challenges Jia Ping.
Jia Ping smiled and was another victory.
"You, I'm one step ahead." After Jia Long arched his hand and greeted him, the Jia family's team all passed this level.
"Okay, it's my Lin's turn now. Lin moves!" the deputy leader of the Lin's cried.
Others don't argue, the caravan has long discussed the order.
Time is passing, and the caravan is moving forward.
In order to spend the Bandai Monkey Mountain and minimize the loss, the major families have specially trained many puppet masters.
Buffalo, tiger, elephant, python, horsepower ... The masters played one by one, each showing great powers, winning or losing.
Most people have passed the level and finally it ’s Zhang's team.
Zhang Zhu's face is not good-looking. He is a healing puppet and not good at strength.
What's more, with the monkey king, the wrist can only rely on its own strength, and must not use maggots. Once found, it is cheating, which will lead to the attack and kill of monkeys.
This caravan of the Zhang family has no other divisions except for his three turns. Therefore, in the caravan, the strength is at the bottom.
Shang Xinci did not live well in the Zhang family. As an illegitimate child, he attracted many exclusions. The situation worsened especially after her mother died.
According to his mother's will, Shang Xinci sold his property and formed the caravan.
Many people in the Zhang family can't wait for the shame of this family. Therefore, there was no support to send the magisters in.
"Uncle Zhang Zhu doesn't need to pay too much attention, it's just some goods left and right. As long as people are present." Shang Xin's heart was very kind, he felt Zhang Zhu's face and relieved softly.
"In the end, only Zhang's family is left."
"Well, don't look, they are losing. I know Zhang Zhu better."
"The Zhang family is said to be organized by the Zhang family's girl. Therefore, there is only one Zhang pillar to support the facade."
Many puppeteers stand behind the level, looking to the side with the idea of watching a play.
They have lost some of their goods to a greater or lesser degree and are naturally not in a good mood.
Happiness is more common. Unlucky people often feel more comfortable when they see more unlucky people.
Many people set their sights on the Zhang family, seeking psychological comfort.
"The cargo is dead, and human life is important. Uncle Zhang Zhu doesn't have to go up, we just let the monkeys pick up the cargo." Shangxin Ci said.
"Oh, Miss, I don't know. If you don't compare, they can't get through. The monkeys must admit their wrists. Miss, don't lose, you can't let others look down, I'll go!" Zhang Zhu With one hand, you have to bite your head and put on.
"Wait!" Just then, Fang Yuan got out of the crowd.
"Miss Zhang, you have a life-saving favor for me. Let me do it for a while." He arched.
"It's up to you?" Yamei Xiaodie rolled her eyes. "It's this time, you're not a master, don't add mess, OK?"
Shang Xinci also smiled slightly: "Black soil, I've taken your mind. This is not a joke. The monkey king has great strength. Did you not see the previous masters, have you broken?"
"Miss, even if it is a fracture, I have to repay Miss." Fang Yuan insisted.
"Why are you like this? I don't know how high the sky is. You have broken your bones, but it's not my lady who is going to treat you." Xiaodie waved in disgust, "Don't you make trouble?"
"Miss Zhang, you don't know. I have been stronger than ordinary people since I was a kid, and I have no strength when I was an adult. I will definitely go this time!" Fang Yuan turned and walked towards Monkey King. go with.
"Black soil!" Shang Xinci tried to stop, but was stopped by Zhang Zhu.
"Miss, he is not a fool, he must have the confidence to stand up. Sometimes, we also have to believe others." Zhang Zhu advised.
In fact, he has no confidence at all. I just felt that it would be good to take the opportunity to teach this mortal who caused them trouble.
"Well, look, Zhang Jiajia sent a slave!"
"Haha, there is no one in the Zhang family. Will you send a domestic slave to lose your ugliness?"
Fang Yuan's figure soon caught the attention of others. (To be continued. Please search for floating astronomy, novels are better and faster!)