Reverend Insanity: Section 298: The Story of the Moon Festival

"Is there a mistake with his grandma! My Jiuhuixiang can't even match a glass of seawater?" Luo Muzi growled in his heart, maintaining the grace on the surface.

"Abominable! This martial arts sea sneaks and tricks, we are offering tea, and he is offering seawater? This skin is really thick! The Fairy Willow Fairy even recognizes him so much, it's too irritating! The two fists under the round table of Fei Fei were all pinched.

Tianlu Fairy is busy round the field: "The moon is high, and the tea is drinkable, but without poetry, it is always beautiful."

Fang Yuan's pretense is puzzling: "Do you really want to chant poetry?"

Unprepared, first look.

Luo Muzi and Lun Fei suddenly blinked. This is another opportunity!

It's another great opportunity to fight against rivals.

"I was fooled by your slipper the other time. This time, I have to knock down your limelight, and then step on it severely.

Luo Muzi haunted this idea with a smile on his face, and he was personable.

The same is true of Lunfei, turning a similar mind.

They don't know, who is Fang Yuan?

Than poetry? !!

My God!

It's more serious than Banman's axe.

Fang Yuan comes from the earth, there are a lot of ancient poems, there are many masterpieces of famous history, and there are also masterpieces that shock ancient times. Throw out a random copy, and the two will be lost.

"It's really a poem, and there's a talk in it." Qiao Si Liu responded to Fang Yuan's words.

"Oh? I would like to hear the details." Fang Yuan followed the words.

"This is a story that spreads in southern Xinjiang, and it is also the origin of the Moon Festival." Josselow began to chant.

A long time ago, in a cottage in southern Xinjiang.

A mortal guy fell in love with the daughter of a master Yanshi, and the daughter of the same Yanshi fell in love with this mortal boy.

The boy gathered up the courage to propose a marriage, but was rejected by Master Yanshi.

"You are just a mortal, but my daughter is a puppet teacher. In the future, how can you be worthy of my daughter? You give me away!"

The young man begged hard, and Master Yunshi sneered, "You want me to marry your daughter to you, you're just wishful thinking! You can't even make a cup of tea for a mere mortal one session? What's your use?"

The young man said, "Isn't it just a cup of tea? Is there any difficulty? I will make it and you will marry my daughter?"

Master Yunshi has a headache.

He knows that his daughter loves the boy in front of her very much, and forcibly breaking them up will make her hate her father.

Master Yunshi said, "If you can make a cup of tea that pleases me, I'd like to give you a chance."

The boy was overjoyed and quickly agreed: "Old man, I can do it."

Yanshi ’s daughter heard this and was very worried: "My generation is famous for tea, but you have to make a tea that pleases my dad. You are just a mortal and you have no ability to do it A good cup of tea? "

The young man said, "Be assured. Who says mortals can't make tea? I'll tell you three things."

"The first truth is that big fish eat small fish, and small fish eat shrimp."

So, the young man came to the water of the stream, caught a big fish, broke the belly, took out the little fish, broke the little fish alone, and took out the small shrimps.

"Second truth, people want to eat and shit."

So, the young man ate the shrimp and pulled out a pile of shit.

"Third reason, **** can make flowers and plants more lush." ​​

So, the young man buried the excrement in the soil, and it turned out that the flowers and plants were flourishing and they were rising taller.

The young man picked out a flower and planted it in the stream, and the whole stream turned into tea.

Master Yanshi took a sip of this tea and was speechless for a long time.

His daughter cried, "Dad, wouldn't you want to repent?"

Master Yunshi nodded reluctantly: "Young man, you have passed the first level. But you are a mortal and want to marry my daughter, it is still impossible. You are too rude, without talent, you cannot chant. "

The guy scratched his head, distressed: "I haven't chanted poems, but I can try them."

Master Yunshi laughed and said, "Only you?"

The boy asked, "Why can't I?"

Master Yunshi: "You guys, either you just say a few words, or bard. Our barn can change the color of the world and dance, can you?"

The boy muffled: "If you don't try it, how do you know it will work?"

"Okay, just give it a try, don't say I won't give you a chance. If you fail, just get me out of the way, and never see my daughter again." said Master Shi.

The lad had to agree, he started walking around, trying to bark.

But he has never chanted poems and has no clue.

At this time, he saw the ants on the ground, and the birds and the sunset outside the window, and suddenly patted his head.

He began to yell: "Swallows fly through the snake aisles, and the ants will move to rain."

It's rainy in southern Xinjiang, and it's just spring at this time.

As soon as the young man finished speaking, the sky began to rain.

Master Yanshi's face changed.

The young man said again, "A drop of spring rain and a drop of oil, we will worry a few more games."

The rain outside is getting heavier and the sky is gloomier than before.

Master Yunshi looks a little ugly.

The young man scratched his head and scratched his cheek: "Yu Qian was yellow and he was busy planting land, and his willow hair fell out and scattered rice."

At this step, the young man is stuck, only the last sentence is left, but he cannot live or die.

"Give you one last minute." Master Yanshi sneered.

The young man's eyes suddenly flashed, and he pointed at Master Yunshi and said, "Master has received ten thousand tons of food, we are still famine."

Master Yanshi jumped angrily and suddenly stood up, knocking out the tea cups in his hands.

Then he pointed at the young man and growled, "You're a mortal, a big dog!"

But his daughter laughed and clapped her hands: "Awesome, this poem makes the world change, and it makes your father dance."

Master Yunshi saw his daughter standing on the side of Qinglang, angry and angry, but couldn't refute it.

"Okay, well, you pass the second and final level. Do you want to marry my daughter? What about the gift? Can you afford a gift that pleases me?"

The man bowed his head in frustration. He lived in a thatched hut, asleep in straw shoes, and was only in a patched suit.

"I'm willing to use all my property as a gift." The boy was serious.

"Take it out and let me see it!" said Master Yunshi.

The young man led Master Yanshi to his residence, in that shabby thatched hut.

The young man said to Master Yan: "This is all my property."

"Just this broken house with loopholes everywhere?" Master Yun Shi pointed at him, disdainful.

"Just rely on this yellow straw mat that quickly breaks in half?" Master Yanshi lifted the straw mat into a fly.

"Is it because of the broken stone that has been used as a stool?" Master Yanshi kicked the stone hard and broke it.

The man bowed his head.

Every time Master Ye said something, the boy lowered his head.

By the end of Master Yanshi's three words, the young man's head is almost as low as his chest.

But at that moment, from the stone kicked by Master Yan Shi, suddenly a maggot like a moon flew, bright and shiny, very beautiful.

Master Yunshi is shocked.

The young man was also stunned. He just picked this stone from the foot of the mountain.

Master Yunshi ’s daughter yelled joyfully, "This maggot is absolutely enough, just serve as a gift."

Master Yunshi could not refute, he couldn't speak, and finally he had to hold his nose and marry his daughter to this mortal lad.

Fang Yuan has already heard this story, but it is really interesting.

The whole story describes a struggle between a mortal and a martial artist, and it ends with the victory of the mortal.

The young man went through the three barriers and finally won the beauty. He was still a son-in-law. Master Yanshi didn't use force from start to finish. This is not in line with the logic of reality, but it reveals the longing for a better life and the pursuit of a happy life in the hearts of the mortals at the bottom.

The image of a young man is worth exploring and analyzing.

Regardless of the three truths he said or the poems of Yin, they are all easy to understand, very simple, and even rough.

But these are all mortal experience in daily labor.

Especially in that poem, although the rhyme is not harmonious, it reveals from the side the truth that mortals are exploited by teachers.

"Master has received ten thousand tons of food, we are still famine."

Yanshi is high above, mortals are cattle and horses.

Therefore, mortals have the desire to fight against the Master.

But the Master is too powerful. How can mortals defeat the Master? Therefore, in the third stage of the story, the key to the success of the mortal guy is actually a broken stone.

A maggot appeared in the stone, which is obviously calcite.

The activity of calcite is very popular in southern Xinjiang. More precisely, in the five domains of the world, the calcite of the southern Xinjiang is the first, because the southern Xinjiang is very mountainous and has extremely strong natural capital.

The mortal guy finally defeated Master Yanshi with the help of calcite. Although this stone was picked up by him, he relied more on luck.

This also reveals the weakness and helplessness of mortals.

In their view, the Master is too powerful, and they are absolutely impossible to defeat the Master. If you can overcome it, it must be strong good luck!

This folk story is based on mortals, most likely created by mortals.

Because of this, it has a strong resonance with mortals. It is widely circulated in the relatively occluded southern Xinjiang, no less than "Biography of Renzu".

In the other four domains, the spread is quite limited and few people know.

It is because of this story that the southern Xinjiang festival of the Moon Festival is gradually formed. Whenever it comes to this day, whether it is mortal, Yanshi, or Xianxian, they will come to appreciate the moon, tea, poetry, calcite, and spend the festival together.

Of course, the tea made by mortals is just tea leaves. If you use calcite, you can use broken stones instead.

"This is a very interesting story, thank you Fairy Willow for your confusion." Fang Yuanke was kind.

Qiao Siliu smiled: "Why be polite, just call me Si Liu."

"Huh ?!" Luo Muzi suddenly stared at hearing this.

Qiao Siliu's attitude towards Wu Yihai is completely different from treating them.

"The tea has been drunk, so let's sing poetry." Lun Fei directly said, looking at Fang Yuan's eyes, flashing a little bit cold, his tone became a bit cold.

Qiao Siliu has a pair of beautiful eyes, looking at Lunfei: "Lianfei Xianyou, has been eager to try, I would like to hear your masterpiece."

Lun Fei laughed, his coldness completely dissipated, and he refused to let him: "then show ugliness first."

He stood up, slowly paced out of the gazebo, and slowly spoke-

I do n’t know how to walk in the past,

Lone step by step.

Fortunately, I have no discretion tonight,

The beauty of flowers under the moon.

Lun Fei was wearing a green robe, his face was white, and he chanted slowly.

The first two lines of poems are about his spiritual experience, describing the meaning of loneliness, and the feelings are sincere.

The last two lines of poetry express the current situation, especially the last sentence, which is an implicit statement.

Before chanting, he paced out of the gazebo. After the chanting, he turned back to the pavilion and stared at Josie Willow.

Josseliu noticed the enthusiasm in his eyes, and quickly turned his eyes to look at Fang Yuan beside him.

Fang Yuan neither looked at her nor hostile to fly, but drank tea quietly and lowered his head and frowned.

Qiao Siliu's eyes flashed a moment of disappointment.