Reverend Insanity: Version 158: The Legend of Mao Min
The record of Mao Min was first recorded in the ancestral biography.
The ancestor digs his eyes and becomes a son and a daughter. The son is Tairi Yangmang, and the daughter is Gu Yue's gloom.
Tai Ri Yang Mang was drinking good wine, and once he had an accident, he was trapped in the ordinary abyss. In the end, he was blessed by misfortune, and gained a reputation as a chrysanthemum.
Because of his reputation, Tai Riyang's reputation has gradually grown. Soon, the news that Tai Ri Yang Mang was a big drinker all over the world.
One day, a group of zebra tiger bees dragged the hive and took the initiative to find Tai Riyang Mang.
"Tai Ri Yang Mang, when I heard that you like wine, you always said that the wines of the four monkeys in heaven and earth are the best to drink. But where do they make our honey wine? Today we deliberately bring honey Wine, please taste it. "
Each of these bees is about the size of a flower leopard, with a tiger-like pattern on the body, a gold base, and black spots. They are very polite, but they imply threatening coercion.
Tai Riyang is bitter in his heart. This is called doing at home, and woe comes from heaven. A Zebra Bee is extremely powerful. He is not an opponent alone. Not to mention a group?
Tai Riyang Mang had no choice but to try and try the honey wine in the hive.
As soon as he took a sip, his eyes lit up.
Mead wine is sweet but not greasy, mellow and delicious, very delicious, it is an absolute best product in the world!
"It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious. Drinking this honey wine can make people feel that they are the happiest people in the world!" Tai Riyang sipped his stomach and praised him.
Zebra tiger bees all laugh and feel happy.
The leader asked Tai Riyang Mang: "Then you say, who is better to drink our honey wine than the world's four monkeys?"
Tai Riyang Mang has been drunk, forgetting the horror of the spotted bee, and frankly states: "Each has its own advantages. It is difficult to compare."
Zebra tiger bees are furious. The wine they brew is on par with the dead monkeys? This is too ridiculous, we must teach him well!
They are about to start, and suddenly the sun disappears.
Tai Riyang Mang was drunk for seven days and seven nights.
Darkly, he heard a voice calling to him in the dark: "It's too ridiculous, you wake up soon. If you don't wake up, you will be eaten ..."
Tai Riyang is awake.
He found himself **** by a big flower and carried by a group of savages.
The savages are covered with fur. The eyes are blue, and the campfire has been lit, and there is a cauldron on it.
The savages sat quietly, speaking pleasantly.
"We are going to make an eternal life puppet, and we need one person as a medicine guide. As a result, the heavenly sun and rashness were sent to us. It is really gratifying."
"Man is the spirit of all things, and human ancestors are spiritual ancestors. Tai Riyang Mang is transformed by his left eye, full of aura. In my opinion, the refining can be successful!"
"Put him into the pan, we will have eternal life, and we will be eternal ..."
Tai Riyang recklessly heard these words. Shouted quickly, struggling hard.
But these savages are unmoved.
At this time, Tairi Yangmang's heart sounded the voice before.
"Alas, it's useless. These savages. They are all Mao Min, and the world loves them. They are born with a talent to refine the maggots."
Taiyang Yangmang forgot about the danger for a while, and curiously asked, "Who are you?"
The voice replied: "I'm a divine protagonist. As long as anyone drinks four kinds of fine wine between heaven and earth, they will be born in the heart. I can move you anywhere."
Tai Yangyang rejoices: "Then please go ahead. Take me out of here."
Shenyou sighed: "It's no use. Only you get drunk can you seduce me. You are so sane now, it's impossible."
Tai Riyang recklessly realized: "No wonder I was trapped in an isolated island and almost starved to death. Fortunately, I got fame and got rid of the ordinary abyss. It turned out to be me!"
Shenyou replied: "Oh, man, I didn't mean to hurt you. It was you who drunk that drove my strength. Don't blame me. Last time you were almost spotted. The bee catches you, but you lost it because you lost me. We are at a loss when we are harmed.
Tai Riyang Mang also thinks about the Zebra tiger bee, and no longer blame the gods.
He was thrown into the pot by Mao Min.
The fire was burning hot at the bottom of the pot, and the water temperature gradually rose.
"Add agate red pepper!" A Mao Min put the precious precious agate red pepper into the pot.
The water in the pot turned red immediately, and even dyed Tairi Yangmang's body.
"Jiabi Luohu smoke baby!" A Mao Min held a small fox in his hand and threw it into the pot.
The little fox is full of fur, waiting for black diamond eyes, very cute. But as soon as it touched the water, it turned into a cyan smoke and melted into the water.
The water in the pot gradually became hot, and Tairi Yangmang became desperate. I felt it was impossible to escape this time.
Mao Min have added many accessories and tapeworms.
"Plus vanity!" A Mao Min threw a cricket into the pot.
This tadpole is strange, looks like a big cyan crab. But unlike a real crab, its crab shell is hollow inside.
When I saw Tai Riyang Mang, the big crab-like vanity was very excited: "You, are you Tai Ri Yang Mang? I have heard of you and I ca n’t think of seeing you here. Ah. I'm so happy, so excited. "
Tai Riyang recklessly laughed and said, "It's lucky that we have three lives. We are going to die soon."
"I don't care about the question of death. I just want to ask you how you became so famous? I'm almost envious of death! I adore people like you most." Vanity asked very urgently Road.
"I don't have the mood to say this now, I'm going to escape." Tai Riyang Mang struggled in the pot and wanted to climb out, but was quickly forcibly taken down by the caretaker Mao Min.
"Tell me, tell me!" Vanity was very uninterested, and wanted to ask for advice.
Tai Riyang reprimanded, "You look at the current situation, can't you see it?"
Vanity stared at his eyes, staring at Tai Riyang's reckless look, and suddenly smiled: "I understand, I understand. If you want to be red, you have to hold back. Thank you for your advice, thank you for your advice. Ah, to thank you, let me do one thing for you. "
After speaking, Vanity exploded.
The explosion was not violent, it was very slight, and it only made a bang. Then the vanity vanished, and it turned into an invisible poisonous wind that struck all the hearts of Mao Min.
Mao Min's original blue and translucent eyes. All became red.
Tai Riyang was stunned for a while, then he woke up. He ignored the sacrifice of vanity and screamed: "Although you Mao Zemin can refine, I don't think it's anything. What can you do if you all live forever? You look so ugly. It's Mao, it's ugly. "
Mao Min are choking.
In the past, they wouldn't bother too much.
But now, the poison of vanity permeates their hearts and blinds their wisdom.
After hearing Tairi Yang's scream, Mao Min retorted loudly: "Nonsense, nonsense! Our Mao Min is the most beautiful. The hair on my body is beautiful!"
Tai Riyang recklessly moved: "Your hair is so beautiful. Is my hair beautiful?"
Because he once drank the hard liquor made by the Wolverine monkey, his hair turned into a flame and was burning.
Mao Min listened to his words, all of them cyanotic.
The beauty of flames. It's changing all the time. Even them, they have to admit the dynamic beauty of Tai Riyang's rash hair.
Tai Yangyang Mang continued to stimulate them: "Even if you have eternal life, you won't have my beauty! Look at my hair, the same color as the flame. The same moving."
Mao Min couldn't stand the excitement, and finally some members became restless: "You have this hair. I have it too. Look at me!"
Speaking, he lit his whole body with a torch.
His hair was burning and he became a fireman.
"Hahaha, you only have beautiful hair. I am beautiful now," shouted Mao Min.
Soon, other members are vying to follow suit.
They became firemen one by one, and the flames burned them, and the severe pain made them wailing and mourning.
But they know this, and still don't try to put out the flames, but talk about it and show their beauty.
Xinyou is overjoyed, and in Tairi Yangmang ’s heart, he praises him endlessly: "Human, you are so smart that you thought of this method."
Tai Riyang Mang escaped the pan and survived successfully. He sneered and replied in his heart, "I'm not smart. People who admire vanity will become stupid. They often endure the pain and give up what they really should pursue for the beauty of nothingness."
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Yuebai Hongjin, skull stone, dragon fangs, small autumn grass, and fifty yuan stone, a calyx, a pig cage.
This is the material that was handed over to Fang Yuan for refining puppets.
On the opposite side of him, this Mao Min has already sat on the ground and started to practice pupa.
Although Fang Yuan is not a master of Taoist practice, he has rich experience in previous lives. He is also widely involved in practicing Taoist practice and knows many secret recipes.
He now has three options. With each choice, a new roundworm can be made.
The tradition does not say what to poke, which means that the puppets he made are at least better than Mao Min.
Fang Yuan watched the whole process of Mao Min's refining pupa, and already guessed the maggot he wanted to refining.
A sneer sneered in his heart, and a smirk of admiration appeared on his face: "Master Mao Min, you are so good. Look at your practice of making eunuchs, it really makes the young stunned. You are the master of eunuchs. You ca n’t make it. ”
"Hey? Haha! You, acquaintances." Mao Min laughed and was very happy.
In this distraction, the refining chant suddenly failed.
Mao Min's face changed suddenly, and he was screamed in surprise: "No-!"
But it's late.
The power of heaven and earth drops, turns into a lightning, and splits it into coke.
"Hehe." Fang Yuan smiled lightly, put away the materials in his hand, and led by the paper crane, walked slowly to the next level.