Rise of the Wasteland Chapter 1826: It ’s weird

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"The Second Amendment allows citizens to legally hold firearms, but is this really protecting the lives and property of citizens?"

"If an individual holding a gun really protects the individual, why is North America shooting the most in the world? How to explain that countless innocent people died from shooting?"

"People with guns can resist tyranny? What about tanks?"

"Rabbit police rarely take guns on the street. Rabbit citizens can walk on the street in the middle of the night. The nightlife in the rabbit city is a hundred times better than Eagle Sauce. People achieve such a good social environment. Not everyone has a gun in his pocket. "

Old Zheng of the Academy of Social Sciences spoke fluently to the camera and spoke with the host, slammed the various malpractices of the Yingjiang society, and proposed various reform measures. He spoke sharply, had sufficient arguments, and spoke extremely boldly.

Bold enough to make this show ... "" Is it afraid that this show will not be broadcast? "

After forty-five minutes of recording, the old Zheng Zheng from the Eagle Sauce Research Institute of the Academy of Social Sciences made a whisper. In his forties, he has been sitting on a cold bench in the Academy of Social Sciences, which is more than inferior. He has done a lot of chores, and he has never been in the limelight.

Today, the leader suddenly grabbed Lao Zheng to make a show, saying that he was recording a series of interviews, ‘talking about the various disadvantages of Yingjiang society’. The leader ’s requirement is to speak boldly, to spur on the inside, to be sharp-eyed, and to be thought-provoking—the language should be colloquialized, because the audience is the bottom of the eagle sauce.

The audience is the bottom of Eagle Sauce? It's a little strange. Could it be that CCAV's international channel is showing me? This face is too big.

Although Lao Zheng has been making cold benches for too long, he has a deep foundation and has studied Eagle Sauce for 20 years. He has too many things in his mind, and he can predict everything in a single sentence. He can explain the complicated truth in a few words. In order to deal with the stupid brains of the bottom of the eagle sauce, he also deliberately said that it was particularly simple and secular.

The first episode of the show is about the gun control problem that Ying Jiang has received a lot of attention. More than 40 minutes of long discussion and interaction with the host are perfect.

Lao Zheng was very satisfied with his performance. The only thing I was a little worried about was ... It seemed that I was talking too much, which was not in line with Rabbit ’s foreign policy.

Scratch your head, puzzled, puzzled, until you go home.

At the dinner table at home, Lao Zheng also chatted with his wife about today. He was a little excited and a little nervous. His wife also said strangely: "Are we going to start criticizing America?"

I do n’t know!

After the program was recorded, Lao Zheng hoped to see himself talking on TV. It stands to reason that this kind of program can be played with a little editing, but it may also be a reserve of programs made by TV stations.

After waiting for a few days without news, Lao Zheng ’s thoughts were cold, and the original excitement could only be taken care of. He continued to be a cold bench in his post, anyway, every day is to study current affairs, do reports, write articles. These days have been so plain for more than two decades.

And that day old Zheng just walked into the door of his office, and suddenly found that he had piled at least hundreds of letters on his desk. A worker who claimed to be from the National Security Department said to him: "The episode about gun bans that you did before has been broadcast, and the audience responded very strongly."

Ah ..., also a strong response? When did it play? On that station? The above is not important. What is important is that Lao Zheng never received hundreds of letters from the audience in one breath.

Guoanan people said, ‘this is only less than one-tenth of them, and we sent it after our selection. These letters are for your reference, so that you can do the next episode. You have time to pick a few and write a reply. ’

"There are less than one-tenth of letters here?"

"Yes."

"Would you like to continue programming?"

"Yeah, we plan to make the problem of" controlling the gun "into a series. It is necessary to be close to the actual life of the eagle sauce people, and to talk about how to use the rabbit wisdom to solve the problem of eagle sauce gun proliferation. Good entry point, we will talk about this in the next issue. "

Ah ..., Lao Zheng was a little bit confused. He picked up several letters from the audience and found that these letters were transcribed again, but the content was varied. There are approvals, oppositions, even verbal abuses, and attacks.

Everyone has sent an email this year, but there are letters from the audience?

And there are so many letters!

There is only one-tenth in front of me, so how many thousands of real numbers?

"Bobby brothers from Fitchburg, Wisconsin, strongly protest my remarks? Ask rabbits to stop interfering in Eagle Sauce's internal affairs, and don't want to become the ruler of North America. This tone is really strange."

In the letter, less than 20% agreed with the ban on guns, 80% disproved, and even a small number were still screaming and cursing, which was very unpleasant. But Lao Zheng's hand was shaking, and the smile on his face could not be covered—this was a real letter, and it was not fabricated.

Life is alive, it is not the worst to be scolded by others, but the worst is nobody knows. Lao Zheng was able to enter the Academy of Social Sciences. He was also a talented person with extraordinary knowledge. Can sit on the bench for twenty years, this taste is too bitter.

"Old Comrade Zheng, how long do you need to deal with these letters? We are in a hurry to do the next program, and the time is very tight." Guoan asked.

Lao Zheng opened his mouth and shouted: "Two days ..., no, one day! I just read all the letters in one day and write a reply to all letters."

Guoan ’s people looked at the more than three hundred letters on the table and thought that if it was done in one day, they would have to be exhausted.

Lao Zheng shot his chest and said: "I promise to get it done in one day, and I will do the next episode tomorrow. I have written about the issue of gun control. I have written articles that do not have one hundred or eighty. And for our country ’s gun control experience, Can it be applied to Eagle Sauce, this is exactly my recent research direction! "

This is always coming to talk about teenagers. Old Zheng is not yet old. His forties and experiences are at their peak. He opened each letter happily, and thanked those who agreed with him for writing. As for the objection letter, hundreds of rebuttal opinions popped up in his mind at any time.

Lao Zheng did n’t go home at all that night. He made a floor in the office directly. He slept for a while and got up and went to work immediately. He was surprised to get more than three hundred letters in one night, and he also wrote a new argument outline for gun control.

He He He ..., wait for the Guoan people to come to Lao Zheng the next day. His eyes were red, but the smile on his face did not diminish. He was very proud.

Continuing to record the program the next day, or the subject of gun control, recorded five or six episodes in one go. From morning to afternoon until evening, Lao Zheng did not rest. In the end, he went to see the samples himself, and he was asked to re-record where he was not satisfied. After recording, he fell asleep directly in the studio.

I learned this skill, wasn't it just for a show?

Old Zheng is so proud.

In a few days, news spread throughout the Eagle Sauce Institute. Everyone said that Lao Zheng, who has always been dumb and can only do research, suddenly developed. Without recording the program, it was also a small thing to receive a large number of letters from the audience. .

Lao Zheng was very busy himself, and also recruited several masters and doctors in social sciences. Every day he has to deal with piles of letters from the audience, analyze the audience's ideological tendency, and figure out how to use the advantages of media propaganda to guide the public opinion.

Even the topic of the program has expanded from ‘gun ban’ to ‘religion’ ‘race’ ‘government decision’ and many other aspects. The only thing that puzzled Lao Zheng, who was proud of the spring breeze, is ... Where are my audiences? None of the world's TV networks have broadcast my program!

This is strange publicity.