Rise of the Wasteland Chapter 533: The following are all made up by me blindly
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Due to various factors such as curiosity, surprise, and experimentation, ‘Supreme’ instant noodles went against the trend and burst into flames overnight!
What ’s too expensive and unmarketable, ‘unexpected’ and ‘star consumption ca n’t last long’, all negative predictions are in vain. When there was a general shortage of goods on the shelves of supermarkets, the media were shocked and had to hit their own faces and publicize again.
"This is really weird. In the middle of the night, we were approached by a wave of people before closing the door, and named to buy this instant noodle."
"I have n’t seen the instant noodles exploding. We did n’t buy much and sold out in a day."
"Someone has increased the price to 100 yuan a barrel on the Internet. I heard that this kind of instant noodles is very delicious, but now I can only wait for the second purchase."
"As a foodie, I am really touched by this instant noodle, because I feel that after eating, the whole person dies happily, so delicious!"
"Now think about it, how can something recommended by Victor Hugo be so bad? I really want to thank my Prince Charming, this is not a noodle at all, but a happy meal."
The media ’s fore and aft, and help, have made consumers curious about this particularly expensive instant noodle. Many people who did n’t have the desire to buy want to try it. Many out-of-stock items on the market have caused many people who want to eat even start hoarding.
In the office building where ‘Wasteland Trading’ is located, a bunch of dealers from all over the country stuck at the door and did not leave. It's such a good sell, such a popular item that I haven't seen it in a long time, it's really a good thing that can be exchanged for money.
The problem is that the supply of goods is limited. There is no point in being able to get the goods! The output of 500,000 barrels per day can't meet the market demand at all. While the foundry is producing very vigorously, it means that our production capacity can continue to increase, as long as the order is dropped and the task is completed.
Distributors also said that not to mention half a million barrels a day, but now the market responds that five million barrels a day can be sold. Hurry up and expand production capacity, we are very willing to sell this kind of goods.
Banks were also stunned by the blowout-like sales frenzy. They only knew how much money was flowing by looking at shipments. After careful calculation, they understood that 'Wasteland Trading' definitely has a strong repayment ability, and then Just keep asking 'Do you need a loan? The interest is absolutely favorable, and the repayment conditions are absolutely loose! ’
The instant noodle market is completely disturbed by 'Supreme'. As long as people who have eaten are no longer interested in other instant noodles, they even directly said in interviews with the media that 'this is not an instant noodle at all. It is simply called instant noodles. It's an insult. ’
Have you ever heard of queuing to buy ‘iPhone’, have you heard of queuing to buy instant noodles? In order to attract passengers, some supermarkets in big cities are even showing signs-a new batch of "Supreme" instant noodles has been added to this store.
So customers flocked.
Later, the supermarket felt that the effect of ‘Supreme’ in attracting passenger flow was too good, and it would n’t work without digging the potential! So some supermarkets started to change their signboards-a new batch of "Supreme" instant noodles was added to this store. Customers who spend more than two hundred yuan can buy it with a small ticket.
You can buy it after spending only 200 yuan? It ’s enough to buy a few bags of rice. The customer said it ’s not a problem, just give me a few barrels of ‘Supreme’.
In the beginning, this was just a spontaneous act of the fresh food department of the supermarket, but later the home appliance department felt that this could be used! Come here ..., come to us to buy an LCD TV, and send a bucket of 'Supreme' instant noodles. So the home appliance department found that their sales performance skyrocketed!
As a result, we found that as long as you can connect with ‘Supreme’ instant noodles, the sales are all rising like a helicopter.
Soon, the sale of cars started to change. As long as a bucket of ‘Supreme’ is paired with the 4S shop, customers can enjoy the comfort of eating after the test drive, and the transaction success rate has increased several times!
In the past, if you wanted performance, the lady who sold the house had to sacrifice hue. Only the instant noodle ‘Supreme’ can be launched, and the sales lady also follows the trend closely. At the critical moment, just say ‘sir, we are now starting to buy a house‘ Supreme ’’, so it ’s no longer difficult to sell a house easily.
From now on, salespersons want to improve their performance. They do n’t see more connections, more bragging, or more relationship, but more ‘Supreme’ instant noodles. The person with the most ‘Supreme’ is often called a face fighter!
From now on, it will be useless to give gifts to the leaders and get more money. Without a bucket of ‘Supreme’ is absolutely impossible. Even the prospective son-in-law sees her mother-in-law, everyone in the bucket of ‘Supreme’ can be happy, maybe they can marry his wife without having to deposit anything in the house car.
As long as a person suffering from depression eats ‘Supreme’, he can immediately sing happily and smile. From then on, I was not in a state of sorrow and sullenness. I thought about it in minutes, and raised a spark of hope for life.
Patients with cancer no longer worry about it. They say that happiness is the best medicine to kill cancer cells. Now, eating a bucket of ‘Supreme’ can guarantee three hours of happiness. Eat all day long to ensure that the cancer cells will slowly shrink in laughter. From then on, the road of life will be smooth again, and the years will be quiet and enjoyable.
How painful it is for a mentally ill person to be kept in a mental hospital, come with a bucket of ‘Supreme’. Disorganized thinking will be restored, distorted thinking will be straightened out, and paranoid behavior will be corrected. The family members of the patients are crying with joy, and we are finally saved!
Vitiligo, epilepsy, constipation hemorrhoids, baldness hair loss, infertility, impotence * premature ejaculation, short JJ, long foreskin, ** swelling and pain, excessive leucorrhea, dull skin, uh ... although 'Supreme' instant noodles can't cure these diseases, but it can make people happy and face it calmly!
Are you still scolded as a primary school student for playing LOL? Come to a bucket of ‘Supreme’ to ensure that you are in a good mood and have a high spirit of morale. The negated life is angry and strong again. From then on, it has been defeated and defeated repeatedly, and it has achieved platinum dreams in frustration and suffering!
For real elementary school students, a bucket of ‘Supreme’ can replenish full of positive energy, with more concentration, more active brain thinking, and happier learning. Even when the second child of the bear is dead, he can face the skin whip of his father and mother with a smile.
And for middle school students, do you still have headaches for "Three-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation"? Come to a bucket of ‘Supreme’, it will let you face a bleak life calmly. Only when you are in a good mood can you play well, if you are in a good mood, can you have a high level of intelligence, and you can laugh even if you are in a good mood!
It is recommended that all parents in the country prepare a bucket of ‘Supreme’ for their children before the college entrance examination, so that the children can enter happily, answer questions happily, and leave happily. It doesn't matter if you hand in the white paper, you must be happy.
And college students, master students, doctoral students, even professor-level academicians, do n’t you need to be happy? Come with a bucket of ‘Supreme’ instant noodles. The so-called ‘smile and smile, less than ten years’. The motherland ’s modernization has a long way to go. You need to smile and face it.
‘Supreme’ instant noodles are the source of joy, the foundation of happiness, and the guarantee of harmony. Let's embrace the future, embrace Supreme!
I ... I ca n’t edit it anymore! (To be continued.)