Rise of the Wasteland Chapter 650: Happy pills
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Ono is an editor and reporter at Yomiuri Shimbun. In his forties, he is in the ascending period of his career. It is a test of his ability to gain a certain position in the highly competitive Japanese society.
Ono will meet a guest today, Mr. Ando from Nissin Foods Tokyo Headquarters. The other party is a head of the Nissin Food Planning Strategy Division, and it is said that there are heavy news to be revealed.
"Sorry, let you wait for a long time." Ando is a middle-aged man in his fifties, barely regarded as the Showa generation. The two met in a Japanese-style izakaya, and waited for the waitress to deliver sake and side dishes, and immediately entered the secret conversation stage.
"Mr. Ono, do you know the hugely bought" Supreme "instant noodles on the market now?" Ando asked first.
Of course I know, Ono nodded slightly. He had originally written a manuscript about 'Supreme' instant noodles, which should be a hot topic recently, but there have been too many news like a series of big explosions recently, especially the video of 'Yakuza' shocked the whole country. Instead, no one paid attention to the news of Supreme '.
"This 'Supreme' instant noodle is a conspiracy, a major conspiracy to destroy our Great Japan, and a terrible way for Chinese companies to erode our Japan. I hope Mr. Ono can expose the truth and alert the people to resist such damage to us Food of the Yamato nation. "
Mr. Ando's words are eloquent, but Ono feels worthless in his heart. The other party is 'Nissin Foods', the world's first company to produce instant noodles, its product line is extremely diverse, and it has always occupied a major market share in high-end instant food.
However, according to a market survey in the past month, the sales of several high-end instant noodles from Nissin Foods have been greatly reduced, while another “Supreme” instant noodle from China has been sold to super burst!
According to news from China, ‘Wasteland Trading’, which is responsible for producing such instant noodles, has reduced its domestic supply, and almost all of its production capacity is profitable from export.
This has caused Chinese customers to be extremely dissatisfied, thinking that ‘Wasteland Trading’ has sold the best quality goods to foreigners in order to make money, regardless of the needs of their nationals. This is a traitor behavior.
And this is a seemingly inconspicuous instant noodle, because it was first endorsed by the international superstar Victor Hugo, and it has influence all over the world. However, the production capacity of ‘Wasteland Trading’ is extremely weak and cannot meet this demand.
It is said that customers are complaining now that the bowl of ‘Supreme’ instant noodles purchased early will give people a memorable three or four hours, but now this kind of unforgettable feeling can only last for half an hour. However, the price of instant noodles remains unchanged, which is suspected of fraud.
There is no response to ‘Wasteland Trading’, no public apology or public relations, and there is a ‘love to eat, not to eat’ attitude.
Customers are just like dogs. The more arrogant ‘Wasteland Trading’, the more they recognize this brand. Even if ‘Supreme’ is often out of stock due to shortage of supply, they will not choose high-end instant noodles from other companies. This situation can kill other instant food producers alive.
Nissin Foods ca n’t stand it now. Mr. Ando came here specifically for this problem. He submitted a test report to Ono and said, "This terrible instant noodle contains drug ingredients. We have done it. Hundreds of experiments have confirmed that this food has strong addictive properties. "
Ono took the test report, and after reading it, he found that the report was a controlled experiment, that is, people who eat "Supreme" compare with those who eat "Nissin". The general idea is that people who eat ‘Supreme’ have a probability of over 70% and will still eat ‘Supreme’, while those who eat ‘Nissin’ are less than 10%.
"What is the drug substance you mentioned? Are the ingredients confirmed?" Ono asked, he also knew some secrets of the food industry. Food companies are eager to develop a product that allows customers to become addicted after eating it and never eat other foods in the future.
Ando bowed his head and said regretfully: "We can only confirm that the halogen material of 'Supreme' instant noodles contains some terrible ingredients, but several biochemical laboratories have not been able to detect it. But we still Working hard, I believe there will be results soon.
The key now is to tell the people that the Chinese goods they like so much are poisonous, and we must resist them. They even have to sue them in court, freeze their funds and let them compensate. "
Captain Ando kept waving his fists, hoping that he would personally beat those who sell and buy ‘Supreme’. It is precisely because of those unpatriotic guys that Nissin Foods' monthly sales fell by 40% and profits fell by 15%. Such a big drop made the company's top management almost riot.
"We are communicating with the government and hope to build a barrier to drive" Supreme "out of the Japanese market. If we let" Wasteland Trading "dump like this, our company will go bankrupt, employees will lose their jobs, society will be turbulent, the country It will be finished. "
Mr. Ando said that his emotions were extremely low. His words were exaggerated. He almost burst into tears and wept. But when Ono wanted to comfort a few words, the other party took out a small transparent plastic bag from his pocket, took out a small pill, and ate it into the stomach with sake.
In less than two minutes, Mr. Ando, who had just been depressed and even decadent, took a few deep breaths in a row and renewed his spirit and vitality. "Sorry, I ’m sick. I have been under too much work pressure recently and I must rely on the" Happy Pill " Stay passionate about your work. "
This blinking change is too great. Ando's pessimistic and pessimistic Ando became calm and calm. Mr. Ono had to confirm again and asked: "Mr. Ando, are you okay?"
"It's okay, I feel very good now."
"Will you just take any drugs? This is for the body ..."
"No, no, this is not a drug, this is a" Happy Pill ", a high-tech drug from the United States. It is completely different from the drugs that harm the body on the market, it is a kind of Super drugs can improve intelligence, enhance thinking and insight, and the benefits are too much. "
As soon as he mentioned ‘Happy Pills,’ Mr. Ando ’s words continued to flow. If he did n’t look at him, he was very organized and clear in thinking. Ono definitely believed that the other party was taking drugs.
“I have to eat one every day now, otherwise I ca n’t work. However, this thing works so well that it is very tight. The black market price has been fried to 100,000 yen. Fortunately, I was 20,000 yen one. I bought a lot of tablets.
Mr. Ono, I can give you one, this thing will definitely allow you to work with full energy and full enthusiasm all day, and the efficiency will increase several times. I rely on this thing to gain the trust of senior management. This is really a good thing researched by human biotechnology.
Its medicinal effect can be maintained for a day, and it can be restored after a night of rest afterwards. And it can also make you more confident in dealing with women, it is really a medicine of conscience, rest assured. It's a pity that we can't produce in Japan yet, and the technology of Americans is really too developed. "
While watching Ando enthusiastically push a small bag of medicine in front of him, Ono was thrilled in his heart, and question marks popped up in his heart-this kind of "happy pill" really has no harm? (To be continued.)